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 Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by holythug(m): 5:30pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
kokokokoko |
| Jokes Etc › Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by holythug(m): 5:28pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
@ princesa traitor |
| Jokes Etc › Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by holythug(m): 5:20pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
i b ganja baba  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Try It, You'd Lyk It. . . . . by holythug(m): 5:15pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
ok chei. . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jeovy Weds Princesa by holythug(m): 5:14pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
 princesa i need an explaination |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(op): 5:08pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
[size=18pt]Communication Breakdown[/size] A light-hearted look at a hypothetical communication breakdown The setting is the future, the law at this future date decrees that a woman should produce at least one child within 3 years of marriage. If not, then the Government, in order to boost the falling birthrate, will force the services of a certified Government sire on the hapless female to assist in the creation of another human being. Wife Well darling, this is the day we have been dreading. If I had only known that they would pass a law like this. Husband Yes dear, and there is no way out of it, the facts are that in view of the falling birthrate, it is compulsory to have at least one child within 3 years of marriage. Failure to comply will entail the services of a certified Government sire being provided to assist. Wife Oh dear, and the Man from the Government Birth Compulsion Department is due today! What shall I do? Husband Well I must be off to work now. I do hope it won't be too awful for you, and that they send you a decent chap to do the job. (Kisses Wife , departs.) Wife later answers a ring on the doorbell. Wife I suppose you are the man from the er, Man Good morning! I have come to, Wife Yes, yes, I know. Please come in. Just excuse me for a second. Man (To himself) I suppose this is the right house. I don't know why people cannot bring their babies to the studio to be photographed, instead of dragging me all the way out here. Wife (Returning) Won't you sit down Mr, Man Jones is the name. I hope I have come at a convenient time. Your husband is away I suppose? Wife Yes, we thought it would be the best thing to do especially as he can't do the job himself. Man Ah! It's the professional touch that is needed to get really good results. I suggest one on the sofa, two on the rug, one on the edge of the bath and finally one on the bed. Wife Good heavens! I didn't think so many would be necessary. Man Oh yes! We professionals can't get results with only one attempt, you will be able to say which you like the best and one of them is sure to be a gem. Wife Excuse me, but this does seem to be a bit informal doesn't it? Man The whole charm of the thing is in its informality. Would you like to see some samples of my work? (Produces an album of baby photographs). Now look at this one. I took four hours to get him, but it's a beauty. Wife Er, yes it's lovely, to be sure. Man And, look at this one, quite a photograph, a very tough assignment done on top of a bus, in one shot. Wife Good gracious, on top of a bus? Man Yes, the mother was a film star and wanted some publicity. This one I did in Central Park one snowy afternoon. I took from 2 o'clock until five. It was nearly dark when I had finished and the squirrels were nibbling at my equipment. Wife Central Park ! Oh my, and twins too! Man Here's a nice job. People were crowded three deep at the end just to see me on the job. Wife Oh! Oh! Man I should never have finished but for the assistance of two policemen. Well, Madam, I think we had better get started. Would you be so kind enough to help me with my tripod? Wife Tripod? Whatever for? Man Well you see I've got a 3 foot stand and, With that the poor woman fainted. Had the communication been clear and had both persons clearly understood what they were talking about their respective states of minds (in particular the woman's) would have been considerably different. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(op): 5:02pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
i b pope naa  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Try It, You'd Lyk It. . . . . by holythug(m): 5:01pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
chei. . . princesa, u yab o |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by holythug(m): 11:07am On Jul 11, 2008 |
hmmmmmmmmmm newbie |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(op): 10:55am On Jul 11, 2008 |
who me? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jeovy Weds Princesa by holythug(m): 10:50am On Jul 11, 2008 |
wats so funny |
| Jokes Etc › Re: LAFF YOUR ASS OFF WITH AYUS!!! by holythug(m): 10:45am On Jul 11, 2008 |
notin do u o |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by holythug(m): 10:42am On Jul 11, 2008 |
food monger |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Try It, You'd Lyk It. . . . . by holythug(m): 10:40am On Jul 11, 2008 |
. . . but he is needed in a morgue |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by holythug(m): 10:38am On Jul 11, 2008 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 10:34am On Jul 11, 2008 |
not happening in hell or heaven but right here on earth |
| Jokes Etc › Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by holythug(m): 10:30am On Jul 11, 2008 |
bed by dis time of d day |
| Jokes Etc › Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by holythug(m): 10:28am On Jul 11, 2008 |
who else its u naa, & dont pretend u r not enjoyin it |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 10:26am On Jul 11, 2008 |
mario. . . its a video game clem, ur mouth no go kill u |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by holythug(m): 10:20am On Jul 11, 2008 |
save |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jeovy Weds Princesa by holythug(m): 10:17am On Jul 11, 2008 |
[size=80pt]WHAT!!![/size] |
| Forum Games › Re: Who Are You? by holythug(m): 2:05pm On Jul 09, 2008 |
see poke nose o |
| Crime › Re: Why Do Some Men Beat Up Their Wives? by holythug(m): 2:02pm On Jul 09, 2008 |
i ll rather keep my fingers crossed |
| Christianity Etc › Re: The World's Sixteen Crucified Saviors By Kersey Graves by holythug(m): 1:59pm On Jul 09, 2008 |
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by holythug(m): 1:55pm On Jul 09, 2008 |
good ke. . . so dat 1 na idea, ok naa |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by holythug(m): 1:48pm On Jul 09, 2008 |
power |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Check Ma Files: by holythug(op): 1:46pm On Jul 09, 2008 |
na virgin 9ja e dey talk |
| Jokes Etc › Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by holythug(m): 1:43pm On Jul 09, 2008 |
dats + & - which is = - |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 1:38pm On Jul 09, 2008 |
joins d rush to russia |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 1:35pm On Jul 09, 2008 |
dont worry MARIO ll pack d coins  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by holythug(m): 1:32pm On Jul 09, 2008 |
shuooooo, una wan start breast topic again |
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