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Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 10:34am On Jul 11, 2008
not happening in hell or heaven but right here on earth
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by princesa(f): 11:48am On Jul 11, 2008
no babe in your dreams cool and ur profile angry
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by alex406(m): 12:10pm On Jul 11, 2008
Dreamer for real.
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by princesa(f): 12:25pm On Jul 11, 2008
thnk God u noticed cheesy
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by alex406(m): 2:32pm On Jul 14, 2008
Its quite obvious
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 4:36pm On Jul 14, 2008
@lol am amused u checked my profile.


never checked urs cuss i don't giv a shit about u
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by princesa(f): 6:20pm On Jul 14, 2008
who are you talkn about again
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 10:24am On Jul 15, 2008
you my dear
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by princesa(f): 11:32am On Jul 15, 2008
are u suffering from concussion of some sort
i dnt rem telling you i checked ur profile
girl re-read all posts and get facts b4 u pour venom on the wrong person
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 12:05pm On Jul 15, 2008
a concussion? nope i never did,
did u surfer from it?

why dont u go through the previous page? just in case uve 4ogotn ur comment.

anyway got more interesting threads to visit, care to come along?
if u do say the word.
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by princesa(f): 12:24pm On Jul 15, 2008
got no time for that
if you want this issue to be a taken seriously by me
then go quote it wink
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 3:40pm On Jul 15, 2008
like quotation?
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 3:45pm On Jul 15, 2008
i will when u decide to be serious about it

*goes off for lunch*


heyy saucie where have u been?
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 4:19pm On Jul 15, 2008
dem make me emperoh for rome,na there i dey now,.
ibk will join me later
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by alex406(m): 5:29pm On Jul 15, 2008
Ibkaye ***Running to go and join Saucekid*** Latest Queen of the moment
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 9:12pm On Jul 15, 2008
clemcykul:
anyway got more interesting threads to visit

undecided(seriously contemplating) if i should give a reply to this here statement, it might be misconstrued by some dimwitted individual to think that i am trying to be antagonistic towards clemcy, and clemcy cool grin. but it's kind of like daaa (according to princessa) grin that someone should posess the unction to pump up their adrenaline to attempt a diss at this honourable thread (and peaceful too if i might add) cool of what business is the interestingness of the thread to the exercising of your inalienable right to defend yourself against any poster aggression? which is exactly what i'ma gonno do here. . .

clemcy, waddup witchya? do not provoke a transfigured turkey meeen
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Kays1(m): 9:48pm On Jul 15, 2008
I beg Who help me see Abby ?
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 8:17am On Jul 16, 2008
*grabs turkey and heads straight to the kitchen*

awww turkey meat is so delicious *smacks lips hmm* grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Kays1(m): 10:44am On Jul 16, 2008
Turkey lap , idea dey inside
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 1:14pm On Jul 16, 2008
i guess dat concussion means semen shey
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by princesa(f): 6:32pm On Jul 17, 2008
no it means a crack brain wink

how u dey sef cool cheesy
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by alex406(m): 3:24pm On Jul 20, 2008
wow Turkey dey sweet oo.***Rushing to market to get a Kilo of turkey.***
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 4:02pm On Jul 20, 2008
see ya skull
ordinary mfi u neva chop
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Kays1(m): 5:36pm On Jul 20, 2008
Na so lol
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by naijastyle: 10:58pm On Jul 20, 2008
how u take know?
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Kays1(m): 11:23pm On Jul 20, 2008
lmao
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 9:37am On Jul 21, 2008
i think grilled turkey is more salacious grin

what du u say alex??
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by alex406(m): 9:45am On Jul 21, 2008
Sure it is,dont mind those ones that cant afford to eat it.
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 11:42am On Jul 21, 2008
lol the gaddam paupers grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 11:23am On Jul 22, 2008
abi o
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 6:07pm On Jul 22, 2008
alex406:

wow Turkey dey sweet oo.***Rushing to market to get a Kilo of turkey.***
*Okada jamss him drop & d mumu lands in igbobi. . .*

*aftr amputating both his left legs, Doctor declares this mumu still going to die*

*so dey send 4 his priest who said that in oda 4 him 2 rest in peace/make it to hell*

*he needed to ans som ques*

*priest: ques 1*

y did d turkey cross d road??
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by princesa(f): 8:00pm On Jul 22, 2008
alex is the new savage in land after madam offcourse wink
what a bitter surprise angry

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