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All I see is a polio patient. Her leg be like 'Amu onye Awusa '

for the past 3 months I Neva fucrk

is dat man from old Ibadan?

if I mess inside this keke everybody go faint including de driver & u suppose know wetin go happen

if u carry this keke run 4 my road u go hate urself

stretch mark do my ex girl friend for her toto

hope she won't be a snail in bed?

I luv Israel as a country. God bless them

for the past three months I Neva furck. if I urinate Akamu dey always cum out

thank God oo
Praise the Looooooooord.......

I have not seen the laps of a girl For the past 3 months

I reside in Owerri. The Imo state National Assembly now works from Mondays to Wednesdays.

Imo state is dead. All Owerri girls are now prostitutes because parents can't afford to feed their families.

Richy4:
Was he going to study or for job purposes?

mayb flexing

My ex- Wizzy baby I luv u

Me- Jesus loves u more

Jtrinitty:
Am not a superstar ooo but chicks the chingum me during my undergraduate days.I made a promise to save my self for the best.Waiting for Batch B NYSC ryt about now.KoNJI just the worry me like he-goat wey the heat period.I've been resisting but don't how much longer i can take this.Should i give in or try a lil harder.If yu've being here before.Pls tell me how to get tru this.I swear Konji na bastard!!!

guy wia u wan serve? Cos me dey confuse 4 wia i go fill

ouigy99:
OP, I beg you, lie that I, ouigy99 am a billionaire, let me confirm if your lie comes to reality.

hahhaha wic hospital u wan dey?

Ademat7:
lol,d issue is no amount of alms can be enough for you hence answer this questions.
*which state n specific location are u?
*what do u study?
*what can u do for people that comes natural to u
*last bullet: never underestimate Nairaland in terms of human resources it possess.

*imo state
*banking & finance
*assist in anyway I can

Yes? Shebi una been laugh at my fathers & brothers doing the civil war. Una neva see something.
God is punishing them for their sins against NDI-IGBO

Taiyescott:
laffin at ur siggy, u nid Jesus bro!

everyone needs Jesus

Dragonking:
Baba God please when next am coming to this world make me a white man because black man mentally is just too shallow.

dnt worry nxt time u'll come frm Iraq

I'm very confused and sick right now...
Right from my primary school days till now am about going for service anytime I lie concerning my health either to avoid chores or responsibilities I ended up falling sick.

Like If I lied to my mum that am experiencing headache within some minutes or hours I must experience such for real.
Few hours ago I lied to my elder sis that I was having stomach pain to avoild being sent on errand & right now as am typing, I'm in pains via stomach pains. The funniest thing is that I have visited the toilet like 5 times now.

I'm confused; Is it normal like power from the tongue & is there anyone with such experience?

lalasticlala pls help me out...thanks!

Ademat7:
@holywizard did u know I got an agric job through nairaland with accommodation, #10k increase from previous salary and bonus depending on performance on d role

abeg help me wit small money na

Ademat7:
@holywizard did u know I got an agric job through nairaland with accommodation, #10k increase from previous salary and bonus depending on performance on d role

wot do i do?

Pls i need money to complete my clearance in skul b4 friday. I dont want to miss out on my NYSC set dis year.

Pls help me via my signature for my account details. God bless u

kikies:
Lol,bad guy.......Bt op u too I dey suspect say u go b bad guy like dat ur in law......onto ur moniker na

i dont cheat

Amu egwe la m.

I remember vividly de last time i fvcked a girl inside a river...chai nice sensation :-D=-O & smooth penetration B-):-D

OP sori 4 being harsh bt no go fool urself

oglalasioux:
Just cheating and nothing else? LMAO!

de money is there

kikies:
Ok Bt even if he stays here ein go still flex na..........Bt at least can b kept in check,I understand u sha.

yes. He did de papers at his wife's back

Kill papa Tunde jor!!

kikies:
So if he seats back he won't cheat Abi
D guy myt b seeing wat u guys r not seeing,bizness myt not b as good,so he wants to lay his hands on sometin abroad......... Y not ask him why he really wants to travel

no reason my dear. U supposed to knw a young man dat is full of life & flexing

hotspec:
u and ZESOA or something..... were right. but d guy needs one science subject. either agric or biology. he shd have dropped CRS for agric

dnt mind them. Many years ago wen i was in skul, many pple wia screened out wen condulting dia screening exercises. Even those dat escaped during screening had prob wen we graduated cos dey wia nt qualified for de admission then. Bet me, de OP is likely to ve prob leta in de future