omoolokunEsin:


A word you say only when you're leaving a friend, a family member, an acquaintance and a business partner. I'm none of those to you, so the goodbye ain't for me.

pls avoid me

omoolokunEsin:


You needn't tell that to a stranger! Turn to your friends and family. They cover unclothedness better than a loin cloth.

goodbye

omoolokunEsin:


No, your own ain't different, but you make yours look different from theirs. How? You made it THERE God, instead of, DEAR God! The meaning answers it all!

I was rushing to book a space.
Thanks for the correction but I know why I'm lamenting. Bro I'm broke!

Dear God, is my own case different?

I think Ese is pregnant

RrK5 have u gotten the money yet?
I'm still waiting for what u promised me.

clericuzzio:
when you no bi side chick

hahahaha brothers dey help brothers

BeardedmeatR:
The tin pain am

yes E pain am. Na BURNA people sabi now

OSDD:

If you see the money collect
Bros abeg, you fit reason me 1k from the 5k??

I promise to give u 1k once he asks for my details

Bro can u help me with an urgent 5k when u receive all ur oustanding salaries?

This corps member is more reasonable than Buhari and most of our government officials

FlowerGirl040:
I am with you there

can u quote me there?
I'm unable to see it

He overemphasized on his explanations.
We all know that he's a legend

Did Kelvin fuvck u?

GodHatesBigots:


Yes, Mohammed the rapist prophet who married a 6 year old.

yes

Na them them.
Their grand patron did it with underaged girls nah, so na normal normal

thinkmoney:

Oh sorry, if na me that time sef, I go still they follow the boy go house even though they said his father na murderer say e dey chop small boys. Game? Ah, that time that I was young, I go follow u reach anywhere oh.
But u sef no know who dey dey call gameboy ni? Aba!

na gameboy my papa no gree buy for us. He bought Sega and Ps1 for us, we used our hands buy PS2, PS3 and Xbox 360 after.
Game na everything oo.
I prefer games to wide Toto

thinkmoney:

Ok, I get now. You guys were also a thief. Abi wetin game boy mean again sef?

don't u know about Sega,PS1 and 2?

When I was in junior secondary school, my friend's dad was caught at his place of work stealing big iron bars and rods as he was working at the welding department, the news went viral because he claimed to be a christian.
The following day, his son who happened to be my friend visited me and I followed him to their house and I stayed back very late. When I came back, my mom flogged me as if I was a thief for following a thief's son. She was like, since his father was a thief, he was likely to teach his son too. From crying, I started laughing but I still couldn't stop following the guy as we were game lovers

I'm from Abia state but I believe Anambra's worst government has always been better than my Abia state's best government.
The question is...have we ever experienced a good government before?

Are u guys living in swampy area?
I dey fear snakes o

possibility99:



You must be a Yoruba guy.

I can relate

I'm an Igbo guy oo

U know those old black and white TV stands that u can cover like Windows?
Back then in my neighborhood, we were amongst the first that bought TV and DVD.
So one day I was outside my neighborhood playing ball with my friends, I started bragging that our TV stand was full of money, in fact it was where my dad used to save his salary.
One day when all the guys in our neighborhood have all gathered to watch movies as usual at home,
One of the running mouths who that day was his first day of coming to our house shouted when everywhere was quiet that it was only TV that was inside, what about the money I said we used to keep there.
My elder ones asked him what he meant and the fool told them what I said. At night, if u see floggings eeeeh.

Randy100:


respiration and heart rates drop low during sleeping. I guess it has a connection.

thank u bro. That's why even at emergencies, they will always tell the victims to try breathing.

Why is it that most deaths occur at nights?

Is Is.lam a cult or a religion because every mu.slims are potential terrorists