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Not only lady gaga jay-z. Kanya west. Chris brown . Diddy . Nero . Rihanna . Beyonce . Miley cyrus . T pain . Justin bierber . Ciara . Solja boy . Mikel jackson . Lil wayne . Many plenty of them . |
@bumingus shut up i know you are gayy i caught u and dani too . I took d pix and will expose it soon . |
Otooro why would u lock a good thread like this. |
Thunder fire u there mango head bin . I aint gayy like u . If u talk too much i go tell nairalanders how i caught u and dani . Eeeeeeeediottttt |
Lessbian up there. |
Lesbian.n Bitch |
Switchgurl fries |
@Switcgurl if i see u in my thread again i go call anti lesbia.n mob for u . |
Booqee please keep of my thread. @others if its dry bring water. |
Thanks bro . |
@booqee so u want to know what u did . Well i will tell you . You turned down my boyfriend offer thats why . |
A man walked into the bar to have a drink and d bartender told him he will give him free drink till he is full if he could make his horse over d end corner laugh . And d man took d task and goes over to d horse and whispers something to him and d horse laughed like there was no tomorrow so d bartender gave d man free drink for d night . D next night d man came into d bar and d bartender told him make his horse cry and will be given free drink for d night . And d man went to d horse and after a while d horse started crying . And d bartender was puzzeled and asked d man what he did to make his horse laugh and cry . D man said in order to make him to laugh i told him i have a bigger joystick than him and to make him cry i showed him my joystick. |
NJPC all d way . Haters go hug transformers. @Switgirle get out of this thread it aint for lesbo. |
Fk u all jokers except njpc . |
Thats what happens when projan enters your thread . Useless group. |
@Switchgurl if i start to call you les.bian you go begin d vex. @booqee keep of my thread . |
An english man owned a farm and called his fellow french farmer to help him castrate his goats. So when they were castrating d goats d french guy wanted to throw away d balls but d english farmer intervened and said no we dont throw them away we cook them they are delicious and we call them goat fries. So d french farmer stayed and had d dinner of goat fries with them and it was delicious . So d next day he came over to his friends house and asks them what they were going to have 4 dinner and d friend told him French Fries and d french guy took to his heels. |
Lol. |
Thanks guys for commenting . D more you guys comment on jokes the more u ginger d poster . |
Great move chelsea . Jupp heyckes you are next if dont win matches for us. Useless .coach useless tactics. Dump muller . Play kroos and tymoschuck and olic how hard can that be . I had to sleep with another grudge yesterday cause leverkusen sank us . Jupp i will put you in my prayers you will be the next sacked coach amen . |
I laughed tire nice one 0P |
Yes na by force you stupid projan |
Dont bother u just wasted another of your precious time. Dont drop a comment. |
You just wasted you precious time. Dont drop a comment. |
No comment on this joke. Well if i go back to critisize this section and post useless thread dont say ave started cause you guys caused it first. |
Bumingus would it hurt you to type lol |
Bumingus would it hurt you to type lol |
Otooro dies and went to heaven and he stood on the line to go to heaven and angel michael asks a man in front of him what he has for the world and he says am a doctor i treat sick people and d angel let him pass and d second person was asked the same question and he said am a teacher i teach children to know right from wrong and he was allowed to pass and it reached otooro's turn and d angel asks otooro what he has done for the earth and otooro said that he was a lawyer and after thinking for about 1 hour d angel said ok you can enter but you can only stay for 3 hours and after you go join your fellow layers in hell. |
A managing director of a powerful firm (skales) was forced to go to the hospital due to his health. So when in the hospital he orders all d nurse around just like he orders his employee at work so for this reason all d nurse was very angry with him and hated him so they all made a plot to deal with him and so a nurse came to his bed and tells him she needs to check his temperature after minutes of talking battle Skales gave up and then folded his hands and opened his mouth and d nurse said for this type of temperature checking we need to check it in your backside after hours of shouting battle d nurses won and he bent over and felt d thermometer being inserted in his anuss and d nurse said he should wait in that position for an hour and everybody who passed him laughed to stupor and he could do nothing but curse and curse until about 45 mins when a male doctor come in and asks d man what he was doing and skales shouted at him saying have you not seen somebody take body temperature through d anuss before d doctor said you but not with a ROSE flower. |
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