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Donkollione and sutoboy meets themselves at the pearly gates of heaven. When waiting on the que to enter the heaven don asks suto how he died and suto starts : i froze to death. Don asks him how he felt before dying and suto says first you get the chills and then you catch cold serious cold and then you start to shiver and then your heart starts giving out little by little and you then die off . And suto asks don how he died and don answers i died of a heart attack. Suto asks how he died of heart attack and don said i always know my wife was cheating on me and on this faithful afternoon i got d information that d guy whom my wife was cheating me with was at my house by my neigbour and i quickly rushed home with rage and on reaching home i saw my wife knitting sweater and i looked all over the house and i could not find him and as i went to collect water from my freezer but i had a heart attack and died on top of my freezer. And suto said what an irony {well if you had not died on top of your freezer i would have been able to get out of your freezer and would still be alive right now}.

Otooro go cast demonic spirit into him.

Dani please no lock this thread oh as you have locked d others.

Bin gbagbo went to church on a sunday morning and got a seat in d front of the church and was waiting patiently for the church to start.Every body came in and sat down and the pastor came in and started preaching and so when he was preaching d DEVIL came into the church and d pastor was the first to flee from d church premises and d people also fled shouting God help us o God help us o . But d devil was suprised that only a guy was at d church in d front seat so he went over to bin and asks him. Dont you know who i am ? Why aint you running ? And bin answered him why would i run away from you my inlaw when i am married to your sister.

LoL johnbull for act film also.

When you cant keep her out of your mind after youve seen prettier girls and still think of her all the time then you know she is the one you love

Hey dust-bin/mango-head if u insult my hero Ojukwu again i will make that useless gayyy mod ban u.

Too funny

@Switchgirl  please dont go i promise not to call you lesbo again please dont go am saying all that because i like u i have a crush on u infact i love you. Please dont leave.

Na so projan go start to dey fall and NJPC will rule this jokes section. Hey mango head take notice of this.

Eemm sorry i mean switchgirle

9 10 and 3 are d bomb

Projan fans are leaving the stadium they cant stand the humiliation. While njpc fans and happy and rejoicing.

A free kick by sutoboy makes it 6-3.

Dani fouls homar in the penalty area. And is given a red card. A cunning shot by ekeroyal sees njpc lead by 5-3. Bin is getting really fustrated now you can see that in his mango head face.

A long ball in by mikuz . Ode remo fires in the the crossing and j.Pilata arranges the through pass to suto who lobs the ball pass d keeper and its 4-3

Homar gets d ball dribbles bin gbagbo and omg bin cracks his leg and its stretched off the pitch. And now mikuz passes d ball to suto he dribbles booqee and passes to skales and skales fires a thunderous shot and its 3-3.

Homar doing serious work on the gym (say he is preparing to give bin-crapbo 7 years injury)

@Skales he keeps on locking my thread. I did not do anything to him. He started it first now am gonna finish it whenever i want to . So until a bigger fish appears for me to fry i will pest him with my spare time.

Na only mad man dey call him fellow mad. Foolish ediot

Otoroo tops it for jokes section followed by bin-gbagbo.

Otoroo tops it for jokes section followed by bin-gbagbo.

Dust-bin / waste-bin / mango head / crapbo / oh wait they are all you.

Hey another lesbiann in this thread call the mob

A cow (bin-crapbo) and a lion (skales) were seperated by a stream of river. Crapbo was busy feeding on d grass while skales was starving. And so when crapbo saw that he was protected by the stream that d lion wont get him so he started d trouble he said hey skales here comes an antelope at your back. He was saying d truth but d lion(skales) taught it was just another projan prank to provoke him so he ignored him and there came a time when a jaguar came at crapbos back and skales told him that a jaguar was at his back and he laughed and laughed and laughed at skales cause he taught skales was trying to fool him but then d jaguar (sutoboy) killed crapbo d cow and ate him, {getting ready for your insults}. [dont blame me if i post a good joke dani will lock d thread] .

Mikuz na u be gayyyy eeeeeeeeeeediiiiiiiiiiiioooooooooottttttttttttttt

Since fc basel of switzerland destroyed us bayern in d first leg of champions league i am distressed and attacking anything inferior to me. So please i need your help guys on how to control my rage. Lost N8000 in d bet. Now am broke. (help needed asap before i hurt myself) even help from projans is accepted.

We too much who won try us igbo's.

Serves ode remo right he should have known switchgirle was a lesbo.