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@poster above me. You need to drink a yoke to know weather d joke is funny or not.

Its 3-0 not 3-1.Typographical error.Gomez 16 goals and still counting.Keep it up.

If nobody talk about you then you are a nobody (2 face/mi)

Men this joke is da nuclear bomb.Laughter radiation won kill me.A really bad son.Hehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, This joke just made my day.Cant stop laughing.This is the best joke ave read in nairaland.

Ave not been in nairaland for a while cause of network problem.Am just saying that cause my haters will quickly think that i was banned.

Bright na me you dey talk to ?

Adam was walking in the garden of eden crying and then god asked him why he was crying and he replied that he had no companion and that he was lonely.So god tells him he would create a woman for him, a woman that will keep him company and cook for him.A woman that will bear him children and take care of them.A woman that will not deny him se.X when he needs it.A woman that will wash his cloths and clean the house in d future.A woman that will not cheat on him in the future.A woman that will obey his every word and respect him. A woman that will , . And adam did not let god finish and askes him what this woman will cost.And god replied an arm and a leg.And then adam told god to give him a woman a RIB will get.

Bayern 4 life.We will trash basel with ease

Bayern 4 life.We will trash basel with ease

Second half .Muller and lahm warming up.

The duo of barcelona xavi and messi and the real madrid attacker cristiano ronaldo made it to the top 3 nominees.Andreas iniesta did not make it despite becoming second world best player of 2010. Guys who do you think will win it.

I go nominate studio . Studio for nairaland joker of 2011 vote for him. vote for the stupid party.

Ajibelle long time no chat what happened to you . Did the dogs (mod) as you call it give you rabies.Or abi your bad belle (beer stomach) dey disturb you.

@studio so you really do have a crush on booqee . I dont know that stupid people have crush on girls.Booqee no mind studio whenever he insults you know that he cant stand not having you.

@studio so you really do have a crush on booqee . I dont know that stupid people have crush on girls.Booqee no mind studio whenever he insults you know that he cant stand not having you.

Why the hell is my phone double posting .

booquee no mind the bagar stupidio he just have a crush on you.

booquee no mind the bagar stupidio he just have a crush on you.

Booquee thank you joor for apreciating my work you are not like the others like rotten belle who likes to critisize peoples joke weather funny or not.

Booquee thank you joor for apreciating my work you are not like the others like rotten belle who likes to critisize peoples joke weather funny or not.

Agybabe long time no chat

@Araregem get the funk outta my thread and rate your 0.5 inch k-i-t-t-y instead and leave my joke be .

Badbelle was sick and was in the hospital in coma.His wife was beside him all the time and when he got better and still feel to coma again his wife was still beside him taking care of him and when he woke up again his wife was still beside him and he told his wife . Do you remember when i lost my job you were still with me and still loving me and when we were evicted from our house you were still with me and did not leave me.Do you also remember when i lost 10 million naira that my brother gave to me for us to start over again to gambling you were still with me and did not leave me.The wife replied i will be with you no matter what happens cause i love you, and ajibel did not even let her finish her sentence and he roared with anger and said thats the problem YOU ARE BAD LUCK AND AND WHENEVER YOU ARE WITH ME I GET BAD LUCK SO GET THE FUNK AWAY FROM ME.

Thunder fire this nairaland for writting s e x as intimacy . Just made the joke dull. Mtchewwww

At a marriage retreat aggybabe and waste bin were told to write a sentence with the words love and sex and aggybabe wrote when two people of opposite sex like me and waste bin are matured they feel this love for themselves both physically and emotionally and if they are in a relationship they may or will engage in the act of sex to show more of the love they have for themselves. And when it was waste-bin turn to write he just wrote I LOVE SEX.