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Jokes EtcFire Fighter Stupidio by Homar(op): 2:19pm On Nov 29, 2011
Little skales lived near a fire fighter building.And one day he decides he will make his own locally fire truck and so he set of and after some days of construction he made his own locally fire wagon.And so a fire fighter saw him with a helmet a toy fire extinguisher and the wagon in which he tied to his dog collar (waste bin) and cats testicles (badbelle) as he was busy playing fire fighter the fire fighter man who saw him came close to him to admire his handwork and told him that his wagon would move faster if he tied it also in the cats collar and not the testicles and little young skales replied that is taughtful but then i would not have a siren .
Jokes EtcRe: The blind fisherman! by Homar(m): 11:56pm On Nov 28, 2011
Hey waste bin stop insulting booqee. Your thread sucks.So why dont you shave it up your asssss
Jokes EtcRe: Everything is Moiney to Ibo people by Homar(m): 11:36pm On Nov 28, 2011
Stupidio stop using my dear igbo ethnic to do joke.I dey warn you now o
Jokes EtcRe: Hi by Homar(m): 5:45am On Nov 28, 2011
Hey badbelle nobody can hide from me.You think you can get another profile and think we wont know.Well you are so dumb that you used ajibz when you have ajibel.Useless fool wey no get handwork
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Mainz Vs Bayern Munich (3 - 2) On Sunday November 27th 2011 by Homar(m): 5:30am On Nov 28, 2011
For the love of god jupp buy some good CB in january.Our defence line is not complete . I cant belive my eyes.We were leading with 5 points ahead of dortmund and now we are below them i dont know what is wrong my team.If these continues that coach will be sacked.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Mainz Vs Bayern Munich (3 - 2) On Sunday November 27th 2011 by Homar(m): 6:17am On Nov 27, 2011
Mia san mia . Haters go hug transformers
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Mainz Vs Bayern Munich (3 - 2) On Sunday November 27th 2011 by Homar(m): 3:48pm On Nov 26, 2011
Myself2 go and suck a di*K you prick.Get the fuckkk outta this thread it belongs to munich fans. Useless gayy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Mainz Vs Bayern Munich (3 - 2) On Sunday November 27th 2011 by Homar(m): 11:23am On Nov 26, 2011
What bayern needs right now is to buy a good and fast CB like mats hummels or subotic neven from dortmund.Hummels please come back to bayern your former club we need you.Both van buyten and badstuber are slow.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Mainz Vs Bayern Munich (3 - 2) On Sunday November 27th 2011 by Homar(m): 11:14am On Nov 26, 2011
When schweinsteiger returns kroos goes to the bench cause muller is better than him by far. But he can always come in as a sub and if robben or muller gets injured he would come in for them.Kroos is a good player that plays 3 positions dm am wing and so he has a very wide chance of getting playing space. And before i forget we will trash mainz 05
Jokes EtcRe: Unlucky Studio Part 2(dani Dont Lock This Thread) by Homar(op): 3:15pm On Nov 25, 2011
So tell me badbelle how was your exile (ban). Was it sweet.Continue critisizeing and i will continue reporting.Hehehehehehehehe
Jokes EtcUnlucky Studio Part 2(dani Dont Lock This Thread) by Homar(op): 12:07pm On Nov 24, 2011
Studio was walking in the woods all alone admiring the beauty of nature and suddenly a bear rushes towards him and wanted to kill and eat him and studio shouted lord please help me and immediately everything ceased and studio saw a bright light in the skies and a voice said unto him "you that do not respect me and your fellow nairalanders why should i save you ?".And then he said lord please i know that ave done wrong but instead of this please turn this bear into a christians so that it may favour me.And the voice said let thy will be done . And immediately everything came back to normal and the bear left studios throat and knelt down and put his paws together and said." LORD FOR THIS WONDERFUL MEAL I PRAISE YOU NAME AMEN" studio fainted.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Borussia Dortmund (0 - 1) On Saturday 19th November 2011 by Homar(m): 11:04pm On Nov 20, 2011
We might have lost the battle but we will win the war.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Borussia Dortmund (0 - 1) On Saturday 19th November 2011 by Homar(m): 8:15pm On Nov 19, 2011
Thunder fire dortmund.Wicked team.Its only bayern that they give tough time.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Borussia Dortmund (0 - 1) On Saturday 19th November 2011 by Homar(m): 11:49am On Nov 19, 2011
Finally its time for our revenge.We will trash them today and nothing can stop us.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Borussia Dortmund (0 - 1) On Saturday 19th November 2011 by Homar(m): 11:48am On Nov 19, 2011
Finally its time for our revenge.We will trash them today and nothing can stop us.
Jokes EtcRe: No Read This Pls by Homar(m): 3:05pm On Nov 17, 2011
Stupid newbies and their stupid dry old yokes
Jokes EtcRe: Women by Homar(m): 2:58pm On Nov 17, 2011
Ajibel wey be dunce.
Jokes EtcRe: Cashless In Flight by Homar(m): 2:54pm On Nov 17, 2011
Cut this guy some slack Look at his post and see that he is a newbie.@poster your joke was not funny try another time.And dont mind ajibel he is a nuisance
Jokes EtcRe: Another Blockbuster. . . Hehehehe. . Dont Dull It by Homar(m): 2:49pm On Nov 17, 2011
Damn old stupid dry yoke.Stupidio you can do better
Jokes EtcRe: Another Blockbuster. . . Hehehehe. . Dont Dull It by Homar(m): 2:49pm On Nov 17, 2011
Damn old stupid dry yoke.Stupidio you can do better
Jokes EtcRe: Autopsy by Homar(m): 8:01am On Nov 17, 2011
Obioma wetin come be this one na.Joke don finish huh??
Jokes EtcRe: The Smartest Man In The World by Homar(op): 7:58am On Nov 17, 2011
"Saw his name be homar" stupidio you have to impove on your english.
Jokes EtcRe: The Smartest Man In The World by Homar(op): 7:58am On Nov 17, 2011
"Saw his name be homar" stupidio you have to impove on your english.
Jokes EtcRe: The Smartest Man In The World by Homar(op): 6:10pm On Nov 16, 2011
Yo fish go hug transformer
Jokes EtcRe: Uncle's Rod. . . . Another Blockbuster Lol by Homar(m): 6:07pm On Nov 16, 2011
Stupidio stop disturbing my fellow igbo sister abi your yoruba girls don finish huh
Jokes EtcRe: Uncle's Rod. . . . Another Blockbuster Lol by Homar(m): 6:02pm On Nov 16, 2011
Studio stop disturbing that silknsteel cause she dont want you and because she is being polite
Jokes EtcRe: Uncle's Rod. . . . Another Blockbuster Lol by Homar(m): 6:00pm On Nov 16, 2011
Studio stop disturbing that silknsteel cause she dont want you and because she is being polite
Jokes EtcRe: Uncle's Rod. . . . Another Blockbuster Lol by Homar(m): 5:58pm On Nov 16, 2011
Studio stop disturbing that silknsteel cause she dont want you and because she is being polite
Jokes EtcRe: The Smartest Man In The World by Homar(op): 4:32pm On Nov 15, 2011
Yo fish . Everytime you give yourself a new name.First badbelle tire mouth and now fish.You are so sick.
Jokes EtcRe: The Things I Like Most Bout Dis Nlander by Homar(m): 8:23am On Nov 15, 2011
Moderators come and lock this thread.The topic is refering to bin gbagbo
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Homar(m): 8:01am On Nov 15, 2011
Thanks dani for saying you will caution ajibel not to critisize the joke section. But i want to ask you weather if we start a thread with a normal subject without using somebodys name but in the joke use his name will the thread be locked.

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