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I be schweinsteiger

Hahahahahahahahaha, @ajibel.Serves you right. I wish the dogs had bitten you.(the ones with rabies)

We dey everly hot.No club will stand in our way.I mercy 4 man city wey dey our group in champions league i hope they qualify cause i already know that munich will disgrace them in etihad stadium.Up bayern bavarians. (THIS CHAMPIONS LEAGUE AND BUNDESLIGA BELONGS TO US) mia san mia

Mukina2 i like the way you put bundesliga in the main page.There are a lot of bayern.Leverkusen.And dortmund fan in nigeria.But you should try to put ac and inter milan too cause there a milan fans in nigeria too.Thanks

I pray that we win this match cause we cant afford to loose another match.I hope that this time that that old man (jupp heyckes) called our coach will put OLIC in place of GOMEZ so that we wont get another heart attack from that stupid MARIO GOALMISS.Go munich and win us this match.MIA SAN MIA

Ajibel may thunder fire you there idiot.I see say na so you dey cast everybody joke for this section.(nice joke @ poster) dont mind jobless ajibelt

We had ikiri in imo state but then rochas sent him to extinsion

Dont worry my fellow bayern munich fans . You know what they say 'YOU CANT ALWAYS WIN EM ALL'.But we shall win the bundesliga and champions league together with the DFK POKAL

I no believe wetin i see.Cheiii.City on top.I hope avb is not panikin.I hope my munich will win 8-0 over hannover today. So that they can always be on form and trash city in champions league second leg.

Ajibel or whatever you are called if the joke is dry then leave this thread.Happy sunday by the way

A man came back from work to find a cat on his rug sleeping.He is puzzled at how the cat came into his house to sleep.Then at exactly 6pm the cat would wake up and leave the house.So this continued for some days and the man could not take it anymore,he saw a collar at the cats neck and knew that it was somebodys cat.So he attached a note on the collar when the cat came the next day to sleep.The note says(hello i would like to know why your cat comes to my house to sleep at 1pm and leaves at 6pm).So the cat took the note home.The next day the cat came to sleep as usual with another note attached on the collar so the man took the note and read,the note says. (THANKS MATE FOR ACCORDATING MY CAT.HE COMES TO YOUR HOUSE TO SLEEP BECAUSE MY NAGGING WIFE COMES HOME FROM WORK AROUND 1PM AND SLEEPS ON 6PM.MATE PLEASE CAN I FOLLOW MY CAT AND COME TO YOUR HOUSE IN ORDER TO CATCH UP WITH MY SLEEP ?THE NAGGING IS TOO MUCH THAT MY CAT CANT TAKE IT NOMORE TALKLESS OF A HUMAN LIKE ME)

I see say u no get handwork.

Thunder fire u there.You no fit appreciate 4 once

A professor of english likes to tell naughty stories during lectures.So their students especially the females hated this behavior and all had a meeting to deal with the man.They said that if the man brings up another naughty story in class that they will work out of the class.So when the man came to teach them again he said to his class(i hear that there are shortage of prostitutes in france).So immediately the girls took of from their seat heading to the door.Then the professor called them back saying.The next plane does not leave until tomorrow morning.

Who won try bastian

This match belong to bayern.Who won try us when we are on fire.I hope gomez scores a hatrick to make us forget that penalty he missed against napoli.Probable line up=(Neur) [lahm.Badstuber.Boateng.Rafinha] <schweinsteiger.Tymoschuck> {ribery.Muller.Kroos} / gomez \ . With roben recovering from hernia surgery he wont be likely to play tomorrow.Go bavarians.Mia San Mia

Fucking decoder dont have bundesliga.It sucks.Dstv is still the best among the rest.As per say now i be bayern munich fan e come mean say i no go watch their match again.Mtcheeeeeewww

Up bayern munich for life. Nothing can stop us now.Am sure the likes of chelshit and man mumu would be terrified when we meet them in the champions league.Mia San Mia

Up bayern munich for life. Nothing can stop us now.Am sure the likes of chelshit and man mumu would be terrified when we meet them in the champions league.Mia San Mia

Hehehehehehehehehe. Johnny na bad boy ooo

Its a must win for us bayern.I predict victory.With a solid wall behind and a lightning storm up front we shall trash all that come our way

My man olic is back and will trash hertha berlin.Up bayern munich.mia san mia

Werder bremen go trash dortmund.Gotze go trash them all

Make no body insult my Owerri for me . Una dey find my trouble.Well but there is truth in what you said

Up bayern munich.We too much see as them play city ball like small boys.If the likes of badstuber.Olic. were present city for don cry.Dem come dey make mouth say them go beat munich.I cant wait till we catch napoli. (MIA SAN MIA) (MÜNCHEN FOR LIFE)

Am a core bayern munich fan and i support them all the way.Munich 4 life.Do us proud.Munich 5-0 goals by(supermario.Supermario.Supermario.Supermario.Supermario)

Munich 4 life.(MIA SAN MIA)

Very funny.But if na 4 nigeria u no go fit na abi you won make your mother kill you !

Too funny. Got me laughing throughout.Who won die ? [color=#006600][/color]

Three popular coaches went to a bar to have a drink to celebrate their victory.Mouriho ordered a cup of red wine.Which was given to him.He discovered a fly in it so he left with disgust.Alex fergusen ordered a cup of blue wine which was given to him and he found a fly in the drink so he removed the fly and frank the wine and left.So the bartender thinking wenger will order a wine went to him and asked him which wine he would like to take.Wenger said he wont be taking any wine instead he should give him coca cola cause is da cheapest on the bar which was later given to him.He discovered a fly in it so he brought the fly and squeezed his stomach to make sure that d coke in it frank was released back in the cup saying COMMON YOU LITTLE GIT RELEASE IT THAT CUP OF COKE COST ME 5 PENNY

El guapo was drinking with his friend studio.So he sees another person afar drinking also at the bartenders table which looks exactly like him so he tells his friend studio to wait for him to meet somebody for he has seen somebody who looks exactly like him.So he approaches him and tells the boy you look exactly like me the boy answered back is true.So d fellow conservation took place(El guapo) which country do you come from ? (the boy) Nigeria(El guapo)me to(the boy)which state are you from ? (El guapo) lagos (the boy) me too (the boy) which street are you from ? (el guapo)ajegunle(the boy) me too (el guapo)whats your parents name ? (the boy) simon and rose.(el guapo) my parents also have the same name-The bartender wants to take a leave and tells his assistant to take over.The assistant saw how el guapo and the boy was discussing like they met newly and asks the boss anything going on.The boss says noting going on just THE SIMONS TWIN ARE DRUNK AGAIN