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This joke is da bomb.Keep it up studio especially with ajibelle or badbelle infact any one you chose to call the nuisance as the head character.

How can the moderators let this thread exist.Obioma its only stupidity that is worrying you nuisance.Does this look like romance section to you.Lack of handwork

So Finally the dunce belle has ran out of words.I knew you would be easy to tame . And why am i seeing an ugly girls picture on your profile.Oh am sorry i forgot its your girlfriend.Mtchewwwwww *exits thread*

Well aint you just a bag of foolishness and stupidity who the hell told you am about to finish it on sunday.Listen let me tell you something dumb dunce brain, its a hubby.I know a chimpanze with an IQ OF 0 wont understand what i mean.And finall stick to english cause i dont understand what you wrote at last.and i aint a yoruba.Stupid dunce belle

Fan and stalker my foot. Every one has to have a hobby . Id rather be a madrid fan than yours. Am just tired of entering every thread and seeing your useless comment.You started it all that very sunday and am gonna finish it all.

Ajibelle dont come into this thread with your useless attitude.If you got nothing reasonable to do here in nairaland then shut up and read what others have posted

Dani1lov you call yourself a moderator.You allow this ajibelle of a nuisance to continue to make fool of himself in this jokes section.If they ask me il tell them if you cant ban this hipocrite then you dont have the balls do ban him.

It means the lawyer was busy priding himself as the smartest person on earth and did the dumbest thing by taking the boys back pack instead of a parachute.He called himself the smartest but cannot differentiate between a parachute and a back pack

A doctor a lawyer a priest and a little boy were traveling on a private jet.On the air the pilot discovered that the jet had started to malfunction and that they would all crash.So he tell them this and tells them to to use the parachute to escape and so the pilot goes out of the jet with his parachute.When they looked at the remaining parachute they only say 3.So the doctors said am a doctor i save life and so i deserve to live,he takes one parachute and goes out the plane.So the lawyer said am a lawyer and so one the smartest person on earth i deserve to live and takes one pack and leave.So it was remaining the priest and the boy and so the priest told the boy to take the last parachute cause he has lived his full life here on earth and the boy has a long way to go.SO THE BOY TELLS THE PRIEST NOT TO WORRY AND THERE IS NO CAUSE FOR ALAM CAUSE THE SMARTEST PERSON ON EARTH TOOK HIS BACK PACK AND NOT THE PARACHUTE.

This joke is da BOMB .Poster you no go kill me with laughter.

Guys dont mind these useless good for nothing ajibelle of a nuisance.He is just a nobody looking for attention.I wonder what the moderators are doing about this nuisance on nairaland.He should be barned for like a year.

Time for my supermario to bang another hatrick.But with schweinteiger injured for 2 months he wont be featuring in this match his position will likely be taken by ANATOILY TYMOSCHUCK the ukraine international.He will partner with luiz gustavo. Arjern robben is still not match fit after going to a hernia surgery.Here are the probable line up. NEUR. RAFINHA VAN BUYTEN BADSTUBER LAHM . TYMOSCHUK GUSTAVO. RIBERY KROOS MULLER. GOMEZ. Formation 4 2 3 1.

A teacher tells her primary one student to find something interesting and report it the next day.Little johney was the first to report he took a piece of chalk and wrote a dot on the black board and the teacher ask him what it was and he said its a period.The teacher ask him what it means and he said .Damned if i know what it means.All i know is that my sister lost one this yesterday and my dad got a heartattack and my mom fainted and the neigbour next door shot himself

Ajibel or Badbelle transformer plenty go hug one.Jobless fool

Ajibel or Badbelle transformer plenty go hug one.Jobless fool

A boss of a company calls his employe at home for an urgent meeting and the little daughter answers with a whispering voice allo am playing hide and seek right now you can call later and the boss told the girl to give the phone to her father and she said no and the boss said ok give the phone to your mother and then the girl said no that she wont and then the boss gets annoyed and ask the girl what the parents were doing and the girl said "talking to the police".The boss before the boss could say anything he heard a hellecopter landing in front of their apartment and he got nervous and asked the child weather it was a hellecopter and  the girl replied is a hell-copta and the boss grew furious and ask the girl what the hellecopter was 4 for and she said its a search party.The boss could not hold it again and ask who they were searching for "WITH A WHISPERING VOICE THE GIRL SAID ME"

A woman was taking her daughter to her friends house for a play date.And the little girl asked her mother her age.And the mother replied to her that it is wrong to ask a woman of her age.So the child stoped for a while and then later asked her mom what her weight was and the mother replied to her that is none of her business.The girl stops for a while and later ask her mom why she and her dad got a divorce.The mother is really angry this time and told her to shut up.So the woman dropped her daughter of at her friends house.When they were playing the girl told her friend that her mother does not tell her anything so the friend advice her to check her moms driving licence that is like a report card.So few days later the girl told her mother that she was 32 years old.The mom was surprised and the girl continued and told her she weighed 80 pounds and that she now knows why her daddy got a divorce.The mother ask why and the daughter told her is BECAUSE YOU GOT AN F IN SEX

I have played fifa now and i can now say that fifa is better.Ave been playing pes all the while.

I have played fifa now and i can now say that fifa is better.Ave been playing pes all the while.

Ben-10 do something about ajibel he always insult peoples post he contributes noting in the jokes section but discouragement.You should ban him from the jokes section

Ben-10 do something about ajibel he always insult peoples post he contributes noting in the jokes section but discouragement.You should ban him from the jokes section

Hehehehehehehehe dont let bin catch you

Ajibel dont drop yours.All you do is make fun of peoples post and its not funny.If you try and insult anybodys post again i will report you to the moderator.Be warned

Collecting ps2 from my friend and giving it to another friend and then he spoilt the pes in it and i did not even ask him to pay for the disk.Am still looking for where to borrow money to replace the disk.

Collecting ps2 from my friend and giving it to another friend and then he spoilt the pes in it and i did not even ask him to pay for the disk.Am still looking for where to borrow money to replace the disk.

Now all bayern need is ARJERN ROBBEN for the round of 16 and we shall trash all the clubs that come our way.And if man city comes 2nd they might face man u if man u comes 1st in their group.That would be a match not to miss

I dont know what jupp heyckes is doing putting boateng in place of rafinha and playing schweinsteiger in every match.Now schweinsteiger is injured 4 2 months.Well thank god we tymoschuck and i guess its time we play danijel pranjic.And also olic and peterson should be given a chance cause they are quality strikers.

I cant believe that there are people who supports gays and lesbian in nairaland.May thunder fire all of you that supports them.Its like some of you in nairaland are gays and lesbian.I have said it before and over again that nigeria will never allow such rubbish.So you all that are supporting this gays and lesbians should go and hug transformer cause the bill has already been created.

I cant believe that there are people who supports gays and lesbian in nairaland.May thunder fire all of you that supports them.Its like some of you in nairaland are gays and lesbian.I have said it before and over again that nigeria will never allow such rubbish.So you all that are supporting this gays and lesbians should go and hug transformer cause the bill has already been created.