₦airaland Forum

youngest85:
I'm 18

I av 2 exs

I love dem both bt are taken by richer dudes

duduade:
I am 26 years.. I have dated over 40 girls and I loved only one...

malware:
Run for my life.

Theoritical:
Whoever have any intention to destroy d unity planted by our forefathers in Nigeria will die by fire.

Whoever tries to deny us our right as Nigerians not to enjoy d positive benefits of our fathers land shall be roasted by thunder.

Whoever pray against the positive prayers for 9ja shall meet spiritual accident.

Amen Amen Amen

iamsodium:
This is somewhat cute to me

civilserva:
Man, be proud of what you have.

LolliCane:
To learn different skills and styles

michaelou:
Sometimes, ‎you may think you have got the best things in the world. But these same things you value so much can be shit or taken as shit to some people. Below is an excerpt of my experience at the newly introduced matrix trade-in at slot Nigeria.

Am going to be very brief so you don't have to worry that it will just be "a long and boring story".
So, I went to the infamous computer village with the aim of swapping my BlackBerry Q10 for a high-end android phone. I had tecno-camon in mind. I specifically went to slot and met with the Matrix trade-in agent, luckily for me it was a girl. So I wooed her a little and showed her my phone to check. After the so called "inspection" she told me it is valued at 15k! I simply told her to give me my phone then asked how on earth a phone I bough 50k now 40k is valued at 15 f*cking thousand naira She just said that's the value and each phone has a fixed price. One guy came later with a tecno h7, guess what she told the guy? 8k! Another with samsung S5 was valued at #19,500!  So my fellow nairalanders, the lesson of the story is that matrix trade-in is crap and uncalled for. Btw, my phone is just a year old and it's still very neat.
Disclaimer: this is just my opinion based on my experience and some other factors concerning the program. You can critic but don't forget the saying "experience is the best teacher".

Cc:lalasticlala, dragnet, puskin.
It's still up for sale oo or swapping if you have tecno camon.

Nature8:
WIFE: Darling why are you home this early
wearing such a long face?


Husband: Had a terrible day, I lost all my
colleagues today at work..


WIFE: Oh God! What happened?
Lwkmd


Husband: There was a fire outbreak down in the
tunnel and everybody died..


WIFE: What a pity! Darling I thank God for
keeping you alive, how did you make it out my
dear?


Husband: Darling, it was God's work, my stomach
was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease
myself in the toilet..


WIFE: Darling, thank God you are alive, what
would have happened to us? I feel so much pity
for their families. So bad, how are they going to
survive now?


Husband: My dear its a pity, but UNITED
NATIONS has decided to give the families of the
deceased 900 million each..


WIFE: What?!!!!! 900 million what? So because of
your useless stomach upset and the foolish toilet
and your refusal to die with your colleagues
make me miss that money?? I beg if you don't
want trouble, go back and die with your
colleagues..


My question now is:

If you're the man, what will you do?? NATURE

ALISMILE:
Jus thinking sha! Most girls start very early these days! Some as young as 12 they er already well established in life of frivolous sex! What den happens wen she grows up, meets a responsible guy who after soooo many yrs resisted all the allures of beautiful young girls and remains a virgin until his wedding night only for him to discover that his wife is not a virgin!Is this fair? Am sure she will come up with one rape story! Will he eva be happy wit her?

Durent:
OMG, una no go kil me with laff *pisses on body*