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giftiebrown:
As ur lawyer mk i advce uu, mk uu divorce slimfitdiva nd honeybash...Den u cum n pay d marriages rites of EbyNicole...Yu shd b faithfl to her

haaa c advice oooo

Fraiser:
lol... Wait o wia una see all dis rumour wey una dey spread upandan for village sey Honeybash don leave me for okitaiji, okitaiji sef no dey even try put head for wetin go break hin neck... Honeybash is still my wife, tell oki make hin stop all dis slander o

baby i no fit leave u for dat ashewo boy okitiaji

okitaiji:
my one nd only bae, all other one na counterfeit, kno tell anybody oo. hw can i do without u, u wil ever remain blossom in my heart... u kno sey everybody has its one day, honeybash na 2days back so today na ur turn nd tnk god sey dis weather na kill so prepare to ginger my swagger wella.. bae i miss die. hope u hav print ur CUL

hmmmm dere is God ooo me two days back

okitaiji:
my able comrades thank you so much for your resilience in this struggle until we achieve our goal today, may this spirit of oneness continue in us and may God grant each and every one of us hitch free orientation camping. thank you all
cc: fraiser
giftiebrown
sunnepa17
phykel
slimfitdiva
candicejay
ebynicole
honeybash
barongmj
villageGoat
abishaddy
lvlink
Suogal
maccabi
ray4000...
too numerous to mention....THANKS! THANKS!! THANKS!!!

c dis ashewo u don dey put dat gal name before mine hmmmm

VillageGOAT:
I can see honebash peeping through the windows of this village, is she shy??

baby y shall i shy even if i shall shy shal i shy for u lol... miss ya

Shollyjay90:
B4 Dis Thread Reaches 600 Pages, We Are Going To Receive A Good News......If U Bliv Like If Not Share
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i love ur faith

ational Youth Service Corps - NYSC BREAKING NEWS:2016 BATCH A (STREAM 11) ORIENTATION TO COMMENCE MONDAY. The Management of the National Youth Service Corps wishes to inform all prospective Corps members that the President, Commander-in-chief of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, President Muhammadu Buhari has approved and released funds to the Scheme to hold its planned Orientation course. Consequently, Management of the Scheme has scheduled the 2016 Batch A Stream 11 Orientation course to commence from MONDAY 13th JUNE to WEDNESDAY 29th JUNE 2016 Nationwide. Prospective Corps members are expected to log on to the NYSC Portal to commence printing of their Call-up letters from TUESDAY, 7th JUNE 2016 by 12noon as the earlier printed Call-up letters are now invalid. While those who did not subscribe for online printing should start collection of Call-up letters from THURSDAY 9th JUNE from their various institutions of graduation. Management also wishes to thank all stakeholders in exercising patience for this new date and wishes all prospective Corps members a hitch free orientation exercise. SIGNED Management

check der facebook it june 13 to 29

thnk God ooooooo

Abeg my pple good morning sey the word "soon" never taya una and again abeg make u tell me the meaning of Soon cos NYSC no allow me understand again cos d last time was soon now soon again Pls meaning of soon frm d dictionary pls tel me

Philo101:
So in the house, everyone is hungry, mama is in the kitchen, and the food is taking too long to be ready. Then elder sis says she will check on mama.. elder sis didn't reach the kitchen, and comes back to say "food will be served in ten minutes!"
Unfortunately, mama isn't even cooking in the kitchen: she's trying to reach papa to buy food from Mr Biggs but papa doesn't have money
So elder sis just wanted some sort of "glory": I brought the good news before it happened.

Now, will you blame elder sis or not, when the food doesn't come after ten hours?

Me, I'll blame her hard: how dare you toy with my anxiety when you knew I was really hungry! Why didn't you just keep quiet?!

woo God will bless u beyond ur imagination I no wan talk on Daudae1 issue cos d last tym I talked he told me he is always with his source and dey see everyday so all is info r genuine like say e b DG junior brother

DG num dey watsapp too

daudae1:
NYSC are not serious......LET the protest Begin!! NYSC BLEEP UP!!SCRapt this NONsense..BUHari and Kazaure are failures...NOnesense

hmmmm smh for u

giftiebrown:
If u want my chill pill, cum nd kollect it

Lol if I clt urs hw u go survive dis nysc drama

dejiconde:
go buy another one

e d9n finish for market

Wait ooo abeg daudae1 wrote in few hours dat CUL wil b out since 4:55pm and dis is 9:23pm sey mak I still wait or vex cos my chill pills don finish since o

gauzbee:
but CUL has been released since na..I've received my own, my friend that didn't pay 3k has gone to collected hers from school since dt week we were supposed to report to camp...abi we go receive anoda CUL?

dat wat we don't know if we will use d old one or print new one wit new date

giftiebrown:
hahaha!!! I smell lies....

Nice point bae! chop puff puff

comot here na puff puff u fit give me find cold orijin nd asun

WeedyGonzalez:
madam na your husband talk this one so make I park begin go kogi

Lol I go break ur head dat DG no fit b my hubby na me go kill am

Wait oooo I just reason one thing if the DG still stand say na dis week wat of those wey no pay d 3k Hw dem go collect der CUL for example dos going far like taraba will dey clt cul nd travel same day

uchelvlink:
I have told everybody to relax. We shall be in camp this week!

#lvlink_reloaded!

Bae I no go sue o cos na wetin u hear u dey talk unlike sumpple wey dey leave same house wit d DG come hear dey talk like say DG b der junior broda

saw dis on fb Comment on Nysc Batch " A , B & C" 2016 Corp Members.'s post Izuchukwu Paul Infact I spoke wt DG not quiet long. I lied to hm dt I want to travell abroad nxt wk for a course, He told me nt to travel unless I want to follow the next batch. He assured me dt we will be in camp on sunday,that we shud expect our cul 48 hrs prior to the camping Like · Report · 19 minutes ago

abeg make person help me call the DG sey d man no no say today na Thursday cos I no understand the VN

giftiebrown:
abeg, shey Lvlink nd daudae1 dey der wit u?? honeybash don file suit agnst dem fr village court...Lol

Lol....u no serious

Phemmy0011:
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No oo, I never see dem but I dey hear rumour for this beer palour say Lvlink don comot village and she dey come back with another news soon. So make honeybash chill and put their case for cooler make e dey rest.

dem go soon come

Aieboocaar:
Lolz...Honeylicious honeybaby , pls don't be a vex nah. Sorry I've not bin here for a while so i didn't see it...oya lemme make it up to u! 08164082427
drop a msg for me so i'll know wch brand of beer to buy for u wen we get to camp

lol I don hear

Aieboocaar:
My brother no be small thing o!
I went to d neighbouring village to commence the marriage rites of HARDIODUN my newly found heartrob, after TEEMAKAGU broke my heart to pieces

I see a lot has changed in this village since my departure!! How is president oyehomie, igwe fraiser, mazi grooove, aunty honeybash, uncle maccabi, villageGOAT d town crier and every other regulars?

abeg no kal my name me wey dey vex for u y u no add me to delta watsapp grp

phykel:
Go treat ur family that are retards Child of Anger

phykel don vex lol...seriously sumpple needs to b flogged

hardiodun:
Lol don't mind the yeye.. I've noticed from my the very day he posted that his first post about Ramadan hindering camp and we bashed him, dude has been running from pillar to post, sincerely praying what he says come true so he can come back here and do "ntoi, shebi I told u", Oshisko of the highest order. What will be will be whether dis week or whenever. It's not a function of anybody's useless info.

God bless u jare dey come here to write like say DG na dere papa nd nw he wan drop info from soldier

phykel:
Clap for ursef. Instead of running down here with ur useless information why not face ur life Come here and vomit rubbish Scallywag

woo I taya o

osytex:
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I wrote what a staff told me.
The truth is, only the DG knows when you guys will come in as all the staff are confused now.
Clearance will run till 7th/10th, which means this week may not be visible again. Except the DG makes a U turn before Sat.
I just hope what the soldiers told me in camp isn't what is gonna happen.
All the same, Wish you all the Very Best.
Thanks.

tnk u boss i will wait for DG to talk nxt time

anochuko01:
lool.... una weldone o. Na to dey dig out comment remain abi

yes naw,cos I dey quick trust person nd dat wat killing me nw cos I don trust them