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Celebrities / Re: Omotola's 38th Birthday Gifts And Cake by horlabenson(m): 8:10pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
he are u |
Celebrities / Re: Omotola's 38th Birthday Gifts And Cake by horlabenson(m): 8:05pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
hapi birthday u and long life |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by horlabenson(m): 5:49pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
A couple are rushing into the hospital because the
wife is going into labor. As they walk, a doctor says to
them that he has invented a machine that splits the
pain between the mother and father. They agree to it
and are led into a room where they get hooked up to
the machine. The doctor starts it off at 20% split
towards the father. The wife says, "Oh, that's actually
better." The husband says he can't feel anything. Then
the doctor turns it to 50% and the wife says that it
doesn't hurt nearly as much. The husband says he sill
can't feel anything. The Doctor, now encouraged,
turns it up to 100%. The husband still can't feel
anything, and the wife is really happy, because there
is now no pain for her. The baby is born. The couple
go home and find the postman groaning in pain on
the doorstep. 3 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by horlabenson(m): 5:49pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
A couple are rushing into the hospital because the
wife is going into labor. As they walk, a doctor says to
them that he has invented a machine that splits the
pain between the mother and father. They agree to it
and are led into a room where they get hooked up to
the machine. The doctor starts it off at 20% split
towards the father. The wife says, "Oh, that's actually
better." The husband says he can't feel anything. Then
the doctor turns it to 50% and the wife says that it
doesn't hurt nearly as much. The husband says he sill
can't feel anything. The Doctor, now encouraged,
turns it up to 100%. The husband still can't feel
anything, and the wife is really happy, because there
is now no pain for her. The baby is born. The couple
go home and find the postman groaning in pain on
the doorstep. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Just For Laughs [very Funny] by horlabenson(m): 9:58pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny
isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are
three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one,
how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher
asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared
them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like
how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you
see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor,
one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice
cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is
married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice
cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding
ring, but I like how you're thinking!" |
Education / Re: A Thread For Prospective Industrial Training (SIWES) Students. by horlabenson(m): 8:43pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is
asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is
white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is
for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the
mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for
all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is
the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge
and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws
the white guy off the roof. |
Education / Re: A Thread For Prospective Industrial Training (SIWES) Students. by horlabenson(m): 8:35pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
What’s stopping you? Don’t let yourself succumb to
fears of resistance, failure and challenges. It takes real
strength and courage to do what we know we need to
do in order to have what we want. If it’s any comfort,
we often paint things out to be a lot more difficult
than they actually are, but you’ll never know what
you’re really capable of unless you give the task an
honest try!What’s stopping you? Don’t let yourself succumb to
fears of resistance, failure and challenges. It takes real
strength and courage to do what we know we need to
do in order to have what we want. If it’s any comfort,
we often paint things out to be a lot more difficult
than they actually are, but you’ll never know what
you’re really capable of unless you give the task an
honest try!What’s stopping you? Don’t let yourself succumb to
fears of resistance, failure and challenges. It takes real
strength and courage to do what we know we need to
do in order to have what we want. If it’s any comfort,
we often paint things out to be a lot more difficult
than they actually are, but you’ll never know what
you’re really capable of unless you give the task an
honest try! |
Education / Re: Nairaland Interschool Debate Fourth Edition Chatroom by horlabenson(m): 3:19pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
hello everyone |
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