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CrimeOnline Scammer Says Lucifer Told Him To Bring More Souls To Illuminati Temple In by Horlaidex(op): 7:50am On Aug 02, 2015
The fraudsters are at work again. One of them who
identified himself as Frank is now harvesting more souls for Lucifer.



See his message below:

Hello everyone here, I am agent Frank. one of the agents sent by the high LUCIFER to bring as many of those who are interested in becoming a member of the Illuminati to the great Illuminati temple, Do you want to be a member of Illuminati as a brotherhood that will make you rich and famous in the world and have power to control people in the high place in the worldwide .Are you a business man or woman,artist, political, musician, student, do you want to be rich, famous, powerful in life, join the House of Illuminati riches today and get instant rich sum of. 2 million dollars in a week, and a free home.

Am a business man I own construction companies all
over the world but I was once like you I could not even feed my family what kind of life was that to live, I lived in poverty until I saw an opportunity to be a member of the great House of illuminati riches and I took my chances and I have been a member for the past 28 years now and the higher you get the richer you become. Illuminati makes your business grow these and many more other benefits. If you are serious and ready to become a member Email us now (Kindomofpower02@gmail.com) or you call the most high one +2348071622371


Hehehe laughter attack, Naija fraudsters una no go kill person.
PoliticsRe: Yayi Decorates Buhari With An Award As "The Great Cross Of Benin" (Photos) by Horlaidex(m): 7:36am On Aug 02, 2015
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RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Lie About How They Were Disvirgined To Their Boyfriends? by Horlaidex(m): 9:14am On Jul 31, 2015
Hmm, I dated 3 girls and they told the Same stories. They were raped and dated another 3,

1. Her ex did and that was the only time she had sex before we meet. #SMH

2. To my surprised, her cousin did

3. She told me she was a virgin until I got down. #just like a lake. My prick come b like say person drop needle inside am.




As for my orente. * lip sealed* I no wan talk about it. grin
RomanceRe: She No Dey Enjoy Sex by Horlaidex(m): 8:09am On Jul 30, 2015
Sorry bro, your prick can't satisfy her. cry
RomanceRe: Honest Answers Please ( Photo) by Horlaidex(op): 9:11pm On Jul 26, 2015
2kris:
i will be right behind u
To?? huh
RomanceHonest Answers Please ( Photo) by Horlaidex(op): 9:05pm On Jul 26, 2015
Let's be honest please grin grin

CrimeRe: INCREDIBLE! Dead Woman “withdraws” N.5m From Bank (photo) by Horlaidex(m):
Wonderf shall never end sad
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Having Fun At Inagbe Resort (Photos) by Horlaidex(m): 8:05pm On Jul 25, 2015
Aiit
RomanceLadies, Who Do You Feed First? by Horlaidex(op): 9:07am On Jul 25, 2015
This should be interesting, Who do you feed first Ladies , and why?

CelebritiesRe: Davido & Don Jazzy Place N10 Million On FIFA 15 Game by Horlaidex(m): 8:43am On Jul 24, 2015
Like if you think Davido will win and share for Don baba J
CelebritiesRe: Checkout This Photo Of Peter Of Psquare And His Trainer by Horlaidex(m): 8:40am On Jul 24, 2015
Hmmm undecided his trainer's legs tho. #sexy! Ain't it? grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Full Text Of President Buhari’s Eid-el-Fitr Message by Horlaidex(m): 8:50pm On Jul 16, 2015
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FashionRe: See How Much Make Up Artist Are Making!! Jeeezzzzz - Pic by Horlaidex(m): 11:13am On Jul 14, 2015
angry
RomanceRe: 10 Signs She Likes You (must Read) by Horlaidex(op): 7:45pm On Jul 13, 2015
Czar01:
Because you're the only person talking to her at the moment



Because her hair is itching her



So that you can finally stop disturbing her for it



She could just be hyperactive



If you're talking to a girl, where else do you expect her to look at?



Your enemies are closer to you than you think



Of course your enemies will find excuses to touch you



Because she has the right to move wherever she wants to



She could be a very nice person



Because you stink and she does not know how to tell you

So guys, stop having high hopes.
Bros ehn, u b bad man sad cry undecided
Romance10 Signs She Likes You (must Read) by Horlaidex(op): 6:27pm On Jul 13, 2015
#1. You have her full attention whenever you speak.

If a girl always listens to you when you have something to say and gives you her full attention whenever you speak, you can be sure that really she likes you. Girls connect on both physical and emotional level after all. So, if she keeps asking you questions and listens to your conversations, then you can be sure that she is genuinely interested in you, your life and how you feel.

#2. She twiddles with her hair.

One very common yet totally unconscious sign that a girl is flirting with you is if she touches her hair whenever you talk. Girls who hang out with guys that they like unintentionally touch their hair, run their fingers through it or twirl their hair strands absentmindedly to look more attractive and more feminine towards the opposite sex.

#3. She gives you her phone number.

Unless you are in a business meeting, wherein exchanging numbers may be of the utmost importance, you can be sure that a girl likes you if she gives you her phone number and tells her that you can get in touch with her anytime. If things go well after that, she may even start to send out hints that she is willing to go on a date with you.

Make sure you pay attention to these hints, though, because a lot of girls out there still aren’t comfortable asking guys out. Even if she is dying to go on a date with you, she may still wait for you to bring it up and ask her out.

#4. She gets playful and flirty.

Girls do not just get physical when they flirt; they also flirt through words and actions. So, if a girl likes you, she may make more of an effort at making you life by being a bit childish and playful. In fact, a lot of girls do this with hopes of building a special connection with guys that they like.

It’s also important to know how the females “view” flirting – read this article on Huffington Post for the woman’s perspective.

#5. She maintains eye contact.

A girl will only maintain strong eye contact with a guy if she really likes him. This is because they associate eye contact with a deeper connection and a feeling of closeness. This happens on a subconscious level, of course. Women won’t do it knowingly, of course, unless she’s a player herself.

#6. She stays close to you.

A girl will only stay close to a guy if she really likes him. This is because girls like being near people that make them feel comfortable and happy. So, if she stays close to you, even when there is a lot of space around you, that just goes to show that she feels safe and secure around you – a sign that she really likes you.

If she didn’t like you, she will definitely make it a point to maintain some distance between you, so that you can get the hint that she isn’t romantically interested in you. Also, if both of you are seated, and she faces away from you, it’s a sign of disinterest.

#7. She finds excuses to touch you.

Girls will always touch you to show you genuine affection and interest. This can be a light touch on the hand or on the arm, or even just a pat in the back. Either way, frequent touches from a girl are sure signs that she is interested in you.

#8. She is everywhere.

If a girl likes you, you will notice that she is constantly around, even if you do not invite her or notice her being there in the beginning. If you go to school or to work together, then you may notice her passing by your desk more often than not for example. Girls tend to do this with hopes of getting a guy’s attention.

#9. She is incredibly nice to you.

In the world of traditional dating, guys are expected to reach out to girls and be incredibly nice to them. This involves asking them out on dates and helping them out with certain problems, amongst other things.
Now, if a girl starts offering to take you out to lunch or bring you coffee before work, then you can be sure that she likes you in some way. Girls may be used to receiving acts of kindness from guys, but if they go out of their way to do the same for a guy, then that is usually only because they like that guy.

#10. She seems nervous around you.

Like you, girls get nervous whenever they are around someone that they like. The only difference is that girls are much better at hiding their anxiety, in general. So, if you want to find out if a girl is feeling ‘positive-nervous’ around you, try looking for signs of excitement whenever you are with her. She might start talking faster than usual or acting happy when there really isn’t anything that she should be happy about.
Jokes EtcRe: When You Are Sick And You Dont Want Relatives To Know Your Pin by Horlaidex(m): 8:57pm On Jul 12, 2015
Igbo guys grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido To Be Arrested By NDLEA by Horlaidex(m): 3:43pm On Jul 12, 2015
CelebritiesNow Who Is The Boss? Wizkid Vs Davido – You All Need To See This by Horlaidex(op): 3:40pm On Jul 12, 2015
Someone paid Meek Mill for a verse, while Drake dropped a verse on someone else’s song for free.

Nairalanders decide! WHO IS THE BOSS?

Source: http://www..ng/2015/07/12/now-who-is-the-boss-wizkid-vs-davido-you-all-need-to-see-this/

RomanceHelp! I Saw A Condom In A Woman's Vagina by Horlaidex(op):
I met this girl last week and we had sex two days ago. today I saw her again and asked her for sex. Fast forward we went to a guest house and we started playing. I inserted my finger in her vagina and felt something like a ring. I asked her and she said it's nothing, so I inserted my finger again and felt it again and pulled my hand out and behold it was a used condom. shocked I asked her and she said "Oh I put it there myself". I wanted to know what that meant and she started getting defensive. So I asked her to get out of the room and that I never want to see her again.

Honestly I don't know what that means but I was totally shocked tonite. Could it be jazz or she had Sex and the guy forgot the condom inside her? In all I was stunned coz in my entire life I have never heard of this kind of thing before.

I told her never to contact me again and I promised her that I would share her story . My own is that I want to be thankful because na today my eyes open.

Please share this story... I want to know if any other person has had this experience before.


Source: http://www..com/forum/showtopic.php?id=11072
Nairaland GeneralWhat Kind Of Temptation Is This???? Lol by Horlaidex(op): 5:59am On Jul 12, 2015
Chaiiii Devil at work grin

RomanceRe: **** by Horlaidex(m): 7:55pm On Jul 06, 2015
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RomanceRe: Facts About My 18 Years Old Life by Horlaidex(m): 7:54pm On Jul 06, 2015
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CelebritiesToyin Aimakhu’s Message To Nigerians by Horlaidex(op): 8:46pm On Jul 02, 2015
Nollywood actress, Toyin Aimakhu-Johnson is concerned about the effect of technology nowadays. She took her time to reach out to Nigerians.

Read the message she sent to Nigerians:

“It has come to my attention that people are no longer taking life seriously. As a concerned citizen, i feel it is high time we started a campaign or raise sort of awareness about the use of technology while others are literally in a life and death situation.

I witnessed a fatal accident between a large vehicle and a tricycle some weeks ago and to my utmost shock, people brought out their mobile phones and began filming the scene of accident. It was such a horrible sight to behold. I had to step out of my vehicle to bring them to an hospital nearby, with the help of others.

Similar incident was posted a while back on facebook, and as a concerted citizen, i feel Nigerians are slowly loosing their human interaction. Technology and internet is quickly replacing that natural instinct to help others in time of need, especially when we can do something to help in an accident.
We are Nigerians and are cultured people with the best morals and orientation, we should not, in any way forget our roots, that before mobile phones, internet, ipad etc, there were proper and physical human interaction where our instincts tells us help people out of a burning fire or from the collision of vehicles.
Do not replace living with technology, let us help each other before making videos or taking pictures and together, stand for what is right and cultured.”


Toyin Aimakhu Johnson.

Source http://www.247juice.net/2015/07/toyin-aimakhus-message-to-nigerians.html

CelebritiesI Can’t Compete With Family, That’s Crazy- B-red by Horlaidex(op): 8:39pm On Jul 02, 2015
In a recent interview with Encomium, Davido‘s cousin, B-Red said he can’t compete with Davido and any of his family members.
On if he can compete with Davido, he said “How can I compete with family, that’s crazy. That’s the devil’s work if you want to compete with a number of your family. In every group, one person will blow before the others. Just like in the defunct Mo’Hits, it was D’Banj that first blew before Wande, D’Prince and the rest. My time will come sooner.”

When asked about why he flaunts his cash on Instagram, B-Red said “Because it’s my Instagram.It’s not wealth I’m showing off. N500,000 is not a lot of money. It’s just two thousand pounds. I just landed from America that day and I had no cash so I went to the bank to get some and felt like putting it on my Instagram. What about American artistes, dem dey post cash every day. Once in a while you can do it. Not like I’m trying to be cocky or something but it’s no big deal.I get a few comments, someone said “get out, it’s Davido’s money” or “You don go collect N500,000 show again” as dem don count the money. I don’t pay too much attention to the comments.”



Source http://www.247juice.net/2015/07/i-cant-compete-with-family-thats-crazy-b-red.html

CelebritiesRe: Top 15 Single Nollywood Bachelors And Spinsters Who Are NOT Considering Marriage by Horlaidex(op): 1:30pm On Jul 01, 2015
pretydiva:
Op pls mind ur business. Their life their business, not urs undecided
Lolz una don vex grin
FashionRe: 8 Ways Ladies Can Rock Agbada And Kill It! by Horlaidex(op): 12:29pm On Jul 01, 2015
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Fashion8 Ways Ladies Can Rock Agbada And Kill It! by Horlaidex(op): 12:28pm On Jul 01, 2015
The latest fashion trend for ladies is rocking the male inspired ‘agbada’ with a low heel sandal or a court shoe. It has simply been breath taking as every trial turns out amazing.

Agbada is a long, flowing robe with wide sleeves worn by men is mostly found among the Yoruba of the Southwestern Nigeria and the Republic of Benin, West Africa. It is often decorated with embroidery

Agbada used to be a traditional outfit for a typical Yoruba man and it soon became an attire for all tribes. But gone are those days when this outfit was considered strictly for men as female trend setters and fashion lovers have been rocking this attire with heels, gele and even fila.

Here are 8 ways ladies can rock Agbada and kill it

CelebritiesRe: Top 15 Single Nollywood Bachelors And Spinsters Who Are NOT Considering Marriage by Horlaidex(op): 12:21pm On Jul 01, 2015
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CelebritiesTop 15 Single Nollywood Bachelors And Spinsters Who Are NOT Considering Marriage by Horlaidex(op): 12:20pm On Jul 01, 2015
Bimbo Akintola – 45

Bimbo has said time and again that she is not in need of a husband. She has publicly declared that she is single and not searching.

Kalu Ikeagwu – 40+

We can’t really tell what’s stopping Kalu from getting married. He is above 40 and it’s beginning to tell on him. The British-Nigerian actor and writer has made it, and has all it takes but yet to get married.

Ada Ameh – 40+

For the robust and beautiful Ada, she’ll always say, “I’ll get married someday”. Maybe we need to support her claims with serious prayers so that this “someday” doesn’t remain a dream.

Nonso Diobi – 39

Nonso Diobi do not seem to have marriage in his agenda. Despite his family’s desire that he gets married, Nonso is not at all budged.

Rita Dominic – 38

You could hardly tell the age of this ever green and good statured Nollywood actress. Rita is one of the Nollywood actresses who has maintained a disciplined lifestyle, at least to an extent. We are earnestly hoping that she allows a man to take her down the aisle.

Jim Iyke – 38

Jim Iyke has ever portrayed himself as a play boy. He has engaged in both serious and frivolous relationships which so many people hoped would turn to something meaningful but, never!

Funke Akindele – 38

Funke has made it in the entertainment industry. She is considered one of the most successful and richest actresses, but we’ll be glad to see her find someone she’ll spend the rest of her life with.

Genevieve Nnaji – 36

Genevieve doesn’t look she’ll ever agree she’s found the right man. She is always talking of marrying and staying married. She dreads divorce, and who know when she’ll find this man that she can “stay married” with?

Ebube Nwagbo – 32

The innocent-looking Ebube is really advancing in age with only very few noticing. She seems to be engrossed in her business and career that marriage is not in her plans now.

Benita Nzeribe – 30+

Benita does not agree that she is growing old. She is still spending time to let every Dick and Harry know that she is still young, maybe younger than her looks. She says she hasn’t found the right man to love, and will get married as soon as she finds him, rich or not. But who knows when this will be?

Tonto Dike – 30

The light-skined and rascally Tonto feels its yet too early to say “I do”. Marriage is not yet on her list of priorities at the moment.

Rukky Sanda – 30

Judging by her beautiful and chubby looks, one could hardly tell that Rukky has clocked 30. She is still enjoying her spinsterhood, and does not give a damn to what people are saying about her status.

John Njamah

As much as we know, John has no marriage plans at the moment. To tell you how non-chalant he is about this, he is still living in his family house at Festac with his siblings.

Marriage is the last and worst thing Halima ever wants to talk about. In fact, if she has her way, she’ll slap the faces of people who ever attempt bugging her life with the issue of marriage. She feels it’s nobody’s business and therefore she should be allowed.
http://www.247juice.net/2015/07/top-15-single-nollywood-bachelors-and-spinsters-who-are-not-considering-marriage-yet.html

CelebritiesFela Anikulapo’s Grandchild, Rolari Kuti Weds Australian Boo! by Horlaidex(op): 12:13pm On Jun 28, 2015
Fela Anikulapo Kuti‘s grandchild, Rolari Segun Kuti has tied the knot with her Australian boo, Benedict Jacka.

The wedding took place at the New Afrika Shrine, Ikeja, yesterday June 27, 2015.

Present at the traditional wedding include Femi Kuti, Made Kuti, Funke Kuti and members of the Segun Family. Also Jacka’s family were present at the wedding.

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