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CelebritiesRe: SARS Officials Harass Dr. SID, Mistake Him For A Yahoo Boy by Horlaidex(m): 7:19pm On Apr 18, 2018
shocked
EventsRe: Lady Shares Beautiful PRE BURIAL Pictures (see Photos) by Horlaidex(m): 9:28am On Apr 18, 2018
Smh
CelebritiesRe: See Wizkid Savage Reply As Fan Slammed Him by Horlaidex(m): 10:45am On Apr 17, 2018
grin
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Son, King Andre As He Turns 26 Months Today by Horlaidex(m): 10:39am On Apr 17, 2018
Which one b 26 months again ?

CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Says His New Look Is Worth N1.4million by Horlaidex(m): 10:06am On Apr 14, 2018
This guy is a Mumu, only simple arithmetic she no sabi. To he.ll with him
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Juventus: UCL (1 - 3) On 11th April 2018 by Horlaidex(m): 9:04pm On Apr 11, 2018
Something just happen right now in lasisi Elenu's voice grin
Real Madrid 0 - 3 Juventus
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Roma Vs Barcelona UCL (3 - 0) On 10th April 2018 by Horlaidex(m): 9:24pm On Apr 10, 2018
As Roma 3 Barça 0
PhonesRe: Infinix Powers The First Ever Molic Concert In Niger State by Horlaidex(m): 8:12am On Apr 04, 2018
There are some useless news that shouldn't grace fp. This forum is getting boring. sad
Jokes EtcRe: April Fool Gone Wrong! by Horlaidex(m): 10:37am On Apr 03, 2018
grin
CelebritiesRe: Princess Ekeinde's 21st Birthday: Omotola Celebrates First Daughter by Horlaidex(m): 5:13pm On Mar 30, 2018
Happy birthday princess from your prince. tongue
Car TalkRe: 6 Tell-tale Signs To Know When To Replace Shock Absorber by Horlaidex(m): 7:51am On Mar 30, 2018
cool
7. Leaking Fluid
Inside every shock and strut is a piston and hydraulic fluid. When you drive over a bump or a rough stretch of road, the shocks or struts compress, causing the piston to push against the hydraulic fluid, which absorbs the force of the piston. Sometimes that fluid that can leak out of the shock or strut. Believe it or not, a little leakage is perfectly normal and will look like a small wet spot on an otherwise dry shock or strut. Leakage that you need to worry about will make most of the shock or strut look wet and oily.
Car TalkRe: 10 Common Reasons Why Your Car Won't Start & How To Fix It by Horlaidex(m): 7:48am On Mar 30, 2018
tuna4servi:
Again fct
Abuja??

HealthRe: Should Abortion Be Legalized In Nigeria? by Horlaidex(m): 10:33pm On Mar 29, 2018
Hell NO.
But I don't even think it's illegal here in 9ja o.
CrimeRe: Fsars People In Sanya Are All Criminals Especially The One Called Ifeh by Horlaidex(m): 10:38am On Mar 29, 2018
shocked
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday Safiaa by Horlaidex(m): 12:28am On Mar 28, 2018
I won't let this day go without celebrating the best thing that has ever happened to me. I wanna be the first to wish you happy birthday and that's why I'm still up till now. Your birthday is perfect moment to say, that I loved you then and I love you now. No matter how far we get from each other, my heart will always think about you and go WOW. Happy birthday.


Lalasticlala please wish Safiaa happy birthday
Happy birthday to her.
RomanceRe: Just Saw This On My Girl Inbox(pics) Girls Are Worthless(updated) by Horlaidex(m): 11:58pm On Mar 27, 2018
EWAagoyin:
Girls are worthless piece of shit embarassed



Never love a woman 100%. ... they are nothing but objeclala


I removed pics because I've gotten the advice I needed... thank you all for your contributions god bless you all
My brother... Ur hoe want to explore and this shows how boring you are on bed. Don't let that move you an inch... A hoe will always be a hoe no matter how you package her. I've had such experience, tho she never cheated but left for another G.. Later came back and apologized but all I did was accept and fûck her silly... I'm sure her hussy won't enjoy her a bit cos I've spoiled her veejay

Act a dummy if you still want to explore her pûssÿ more but a wise one at that. No mercy this time cos she ain't ur gf but ur hoe.
PS: don't forget to use a condom
CelebritiesRe: Exclusive: 'stop Flaunting Fake Collaborations' - Eric Many GM Advises Runtown by Horlaidex(m): 10:24am On Mar 27, 2018
angry
These record label wahala... Someone cannot collabo in peace again.

Runtown be like

Car TalkRe: Nigerian States And Their Official Taxi Colour by Horlaidex(m): 8:44am On Mar 27, 2018
Ok
AutosRe: ₦2Million, See This Rare Porsche Listed On Craiglist For Sale(Photos) by Horlaidex(m): 5:05pm On Mar 26, 2018
grin
I can't even buy this shii for just 600 naira.
Car TalkRe: 2019 Lexus UX Unveiled (photos) by Horlaidex(m): 4:28pm On Mar 26, 2018
Luxury.

When ppl never drive 18 model finish... Where can I pre-order this car cos I just got back from an agent, I want to sell my dad's landed properties.

Don't quote me cos I'm not feeling too well and please ignore the last line..
TravelRe: Top 10 Fun Things Everyone Must Try In Lagos by Horlaidex(op): 3:38pm On Mar 26, 2018
trendednews:
Nice! Do you mind writing for me?
Sure, I'd love to... But my hands are tight right now.
TravelRe: Top 10 Fun Things Everyone Must Try In Lagos by Horlaidex(op): 9:06am On Mar 26, 2018
Cc: Lalasticlala, mynd44
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Touching Hawker’s Breast In Ondo by Horlaidex(m): 9:44pm On Mar 25, 2018
grin

CrimeRe: Drunk Man Dies After Mistakenly Consuming Insecticide At A Restaurant In Lagos by Horlaidex(m): 9:35pm On Mar 25, 2018
shocked
Udonminit!!!

CareerRe: See The Only Four States That Have Insurance Cover For Workers by Horlaidex(m): 8:19am On Mar 25, 2018
Olachase:
you know wetin day do you so no wonder SARS day burst una, so if I want to order now and I say face to face na so I go take arrest you, guy u no fit leave for Malaysia you go Don die since
.
What if he's a ripper?
RomanceRe: Just Saw This On My Girl Inbox(pics) Girls Are Worthless(updated) by Horlaidex(m): 11:33pm On Mar 24, 2018
EWAagoyin:
hmmmmm honestly I'm Heart broken right now
Act like you don't read her convo with the guy. Invite her to ur place and F her like never before. Do that till you leave a trademark on her pusśÿ and dump her sorry aśs.
RomanceRe: How Did You Break Up With Your Ex ? Share How It Started by Horlaidex(m): 11:29pm On Mar 24, 2018
Nedfed:
Oya swear if u neva chop her puna
I fear naija guys dey must give excuse shaaa ni expecially the yorubas.
A certain tribe has nothing to do with break up bro... We had sex like mad and we are still in good terms. Fûcking her steadily. No string attached anyways.
RomanceRe: Just Saw This On My Girl Inbox(pics) Girls Are Worthless(updated) by Horlaidex(m): 11:17pm On Mar 24, 2018
Your girl you say?? You're single brother... These Hoes ain't loyal. Call her exactly that time tomorrow and you'll see her cook up some story.
RomanceRe: How Did You Break Up With Your Ex ? Share How It Started by Horlaidex(m): 10:54pm On Mar 24, 2018
mrpeter010:
why did you dump her? You got your share of the national cake ba ?
She's all I want in my woman, beautiful, intelligent, respectful, a very good cook but she lies alot and that's a turn off for me. I can't deal
RomanceRe: How Did You Break Up With Your Ex ? Share How It Started by Horlaidex(m): 10:46pm On Mar 24, 2018
We lived in the same city, so I lied to her that I was traveling and would be so busy and we won't be seeing anytime soon. I reduced the calls to twice a day, later once and even kept ignoring her calls. She had to move on when she knew I don't have her time anymore. We are still friends though.
CelebritiesRe: Uriel Oputa Slams Followers Who Body Shamed Her Over Saggy Breasts by Horlaidex(m): 2:31pm On Mar 24, 2018
Truth to be told. The boob's don fall finish...
Olympus has fallen tongue

RomanceRe: PHOTO: Married Man Cons His Mistress Of N1.6m by Horlaidex(m): 4:18pm On Mar 22, 2018
That's a brain resetting dïck and besides she got served what she deserved.

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