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Music/Radio › Re: EmmaOhMaGod: 'Iberiberism' Music Video From Okorocha's Comment by Horlaidex(m): 3:51pm On Jun 09, 2018

Romance › Re: Advice On My Relationship... Status by Horlaidex(m): 3:58pm On Jun 03, 2018

LivingFree:
~~Compatability~~ is better than love...

Compatibility

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Romance › Re: How Do You Convince A Girl That's Already In A Relationship? by Horlaidex(m): 11:22pm On Jun 01, 2018

xxxtedyxxx:
You have made a grave mistake.

My guy, this is 2017, not 1960. You don't ask girls out anymore- that's old-school-you simply act like a boyfriend from day one.

Your first mistake was telling her you love her. You gave her all the power you once had when you uttered the words: "I love you"

Attraction for women is not logic- it's emotional. She has to feel it. Instead of giving her an option that will expand her emotional attractions for you, you opted for something limited in scope (telling her you love her).

Don't be surprised if she stops calling you.

Any solution to your entanglement?

Yes?

Two solutions actually exist.

1. just get busy.

Get busy with your life and "fashi" the babe for a while.

2. Start acting like a boyfriend. Do it irrespective of what she told you earlier.

#Xteddy

So you're still in 2017 bro.. Issokay

Car Talk › Re: 8 Things You Didn’t Know About Lexus by Horlaidex(m): 5:16pm On May 31, 2018

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Family › Re: Married Folks: What Changed After You Married Your Spouse? by Horlaidex(m): 9:18pm On May 29, 2018

Simplep:
I cant wait to experience dat 'change' i swear

Hope no b Buhari kind of change??

Vianna:
What's the age diff?

See question shocked

Don't you understand his write up??

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Romance › Re: Help, My Boyfriend Doesn't Last Long In Bed by Horlaidex(m): 1:34pm On May 29, 2018

If I should suggest a drug now, people will be quoting and bashing someone up and down, make I kuku siddon dey read comments.

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Celebrities › Re: Princecyril5 Photographer Calls Out CeeC Over Photo Credit by Horlaidex(m): 7:41pm On May 27, 2018

The only CC I know is credit card so I'll pass

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Romance › Re: If Your Rship Ends Today, What Will You Miss Most In Him Or Her? by Horlaidex(m): 8:02pm On May 24, 2018

I'll miss the sex absolutely.

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Romance › Re: 5 Years Waiting For Her "YES" by Horlaidex(m): 8:01pm On May 24, 2018*

You're on a long thing bro.

Romance › Re: Erectile Dysfunction: Let's Share Experiences by Horlaidex(m): 9:12pm On May 21, 2018

JayIlych:
I attribute my own to alcohol..
I had to do some research immediately.. I've hot the gym this evening.. I'm eating lots of proteins and other recommended stuff..

I don't believe in using Viagra or any other sex enhancement drugs

Brother man if you were in my shoes, you won't mind anything at that very moment.

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Romance › Re: Erectile Dysfunction: Let's Share Experiences by Horlaidex(m): 8:36pm On May 21, 2018

JayIlych:
Okay.. I've always had a very healthy sexual life.
I'm 22 years old, relatively young. But yesterday, someone gave me My Dowells and I took a little too much.

My preek has never disappointed me like this before.. She even gave me head but I just got a partial erection before she got tired..

I tried wearing condom but my díck was too flaccid..

I had to finish with my magical fingers..

Anyone else has any embarrassing story to tell about ED?? (Erectile Dysfunction).

It was truly embarrassing

There's this girl I've been longing to Fvck, she came visiting and we did pre-intimacy for like 30-45mins and my dīck didn't rise, she tried BJ and nothing happened, I had to watch several porns and still same thing. I wouldn't have been pained if I didn't tell her earlier that I was impotent (one of my stupid jokes then) Naso she change am for me say na true say I b impotent and I'm sure say she go yarn her friend's. I had to tell her to come back in the evening, before she came I'd used Viagra and took some jedijedi herb. The rest was history.

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Romance › Re: Relationship: I Need Your Advice On This Issue by Horlaidex(m): 8:56pm On May 18, 2018

Crime › Re: 12 Civilians Posing As Soldiers In Army Uniform Arrested In Ogun State by Horlaidex(m): 8:25pm On May 18, 2018

espn:
Some people get liver Sha...

There liver don fail them

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TV/Movies › Re: Tobi Bakre To Present Speech At CBN Currency Museum Exhibition by Horlaidex(m): 12:57pm On May 15, 2018*

The only relevant Big brother housemate.

Romance › Re: Nude Painting Sells For $157m At New York Auction by Horlaidex(m): 12:02pm On May 15, 2018

I'm sure the buyer will be masturbating to this.

Crime › Re: 6 Yahoo Boys Arrested by EFCC With 10 laptops, 17 Phones & a Car in Abuja (Pics by Horlaidex(m): 10:17am On May 15, 2018

These Efcc won't arrest the real scammers that looted our billions only to be disturbing guys with few thousands USD.

PS: I don't support crime or fraud in any way, so don't quote me

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Culture › Re: 5 Nigerian Monarchs That Own A Rolls Royce (see Photos) by Horlaidex(m): 10:11am On May 15, 2018*

kings with class.

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Crime › Re: ”How My Ringing Tone Saved Me From Ritualists' Den In Lagos” – Man Reveals by Horlaidex(m): 9:15pm On May 14, 2018*

Scripted

What's the title of the Nollywood movie and when will the Part 2 b out. I'm interested

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Politics › Re: Saraki's Wife Releases Photos Of Their Beautiful Twin Daughters Who Turned 18 by Horlaidex(m): 1:33pm On May 13, 2018

Billionaire daughters wink

Car Talk › Re: A Sheikh Had His Rolls Royce Cullinan Delivered Even Before It Was Unveiled by Horlaidex(m): 10:45am On May 13, 2018

moshino:
Did your grandfather get there, did your father get there, even though they all thought the same thing as you do now.

The fact that your dad, grand dad and great grand dad didn't get there doesn't mean I won't. Get your lazy youth asś off my mention and find something meaningful to do with your life.

Car Talk › Re: A Sheikh Had His Rolls Royce Cullinan Delivered Even Before It Was Unveiled by Horlaidex(m): 12:13pm On May 12, 2018*

I'll definitely get there ��

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Romance › Re: Abeg Make Una Tell Me Wetin I Go Fit Do This Girl by Horlaidex(m): 5:04pm On May 09, 2018

I dunno why some guys are so dumb and all they think about is sex.

I'd advice you to keep banging till you get what you're looking for which is HIV.

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Celebrities › Re: Davido Failed To Give Me Credit For “assurance” Song- Zona Gee by Horlaidex(m): 11:26pm On May 04, 2018

Chioma go be like, " They won't lemme enjoy my ASSUARANCE in peace"

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Sports › Re: Dana Air Presents Cheque Of N200,000 To Heartland Player Of The Month by Horlaidex(m): 8:18pm On May 03, 2018

dvkot:
just less than $330 that's why a full grown man wear suit and carry signboard... nawao

At what rate is 200k less than $330 bro?

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Sports › Re: Dana Air Presents Cheque Of N200,000 To Heartland Player Of The Month by Horlaidex(m): 7:45pm On May 03, 2018

Man dey suffer for this 9ja o. Not even up to 1,000USD

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Nairaland General › Re: Vincent Jack Is Dead! (Ondo FRSC Boss) by Horlaidex(m): 5:34pm On May 02, 2018

May his soul rest in peace

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Celebrities › Re: BBNaija Winner Miracle Poses With His Car, Worth 12 Million Naira (Photos) by Horlaidex(m): 5:01pm On Apr 30, 2018

Romance › Re: I Sucked My Girls Pussy Now Throat Dey Scratch Me!! by Horlaidex(m): 8:02pm On Apr 27, 2018

iamagod1:
She said do you love me I tell her only partly
I only love my ....... And ............ Am sorry.................. Fill in the missing words

I only love my girl and her pûssy I'm sorry

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Romance › Re: Must Read!!! Please!!!!! by Horlaidex(m): 8:48pm On Apr 21, 2018

Michael781:
but they are curable right?

Sure.

Chlamydia is usually treated with antibiotics, some of which can be taken for one day, others for 7 to 10 days. Gonorrhea is treated with either a single injection or antibiotics for 7 to 10 days

Romance › Re: Must Read!!! Please!!!!! by Horlaidex(m): 8:01pm On Apr 21, 2018

Michael781:
which one is "UTI"??

Feb!! I think..complicated issue

Urinary Tract Infection
It can be caused by bacteria that inhabit the commonly found STD, like chlamydia, gonorrhea, or trichomoniasis.

Romance › Re: Must Read!!! Please!!!!! by Horlaidex(m): 7:49pm On Apr 21, 2018

You're not OK bro. That's an early symptoms of UTI.
When was the last time you had unprotected sex?

Technology Market › Re: I Need 8 Gmails Daily by Horlaidex(m): 7:26pm On Apr 20, 2018

Greatmind24:
Hello Everyone, im a blogger and i will be needing like 6 gmail daily. i need someone that can be supplying me the 8 gmail daily for 1000 Bank Transfer. message me on whatsaap if you can .. 081-4788-2735

As in, you'll be needing 8 new gmail's account daily right?

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