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As for me I don't know d side I will insert I can't ask people so that they won't be looking at me like this guy is an illiterate so I stood at the back of a man(was looking at the side e is inserting) after cashing his money n I insert my ATM n input my pin I was able to.Share yours too #noinsult |
Bigt4y:lolz |
Bigt4y:it is not part of the option NW |
You wake up one faithful morning and discovered a
tree growing #1000 note at the back of your house.
How will you handle it.. ?
A. Run away
B. Call your neighbours to come and see
C. Call your (pastor) (imam )( babalawo)
D. Settle down and bring down all the money and
keep the secret to yourself
E. Cut down the tree and set it and the money ablaze |
1.Babangida ------ D7
2.Abatcha ---------- C6
3.Abdulsalam ------D7
4.Obasanjo ----------C5
5.Yar'adua -----------B2
6.Jonathan ----------E8
7.Buhari is what ![]() |
Walahi his sis. Is lagos olosho |
Freedom of speech dey I can assure u but freedom after speech I can't assure u |
The lady NA lagos olosho |
Who blurred these pics |
[code][/code]10 differences between MESSI and RONALDO 1.
When RONALDO scores he points at himself. When
MESSI scores he points up, 2. RONALDO will do 5
skills to beat 1 player. MESSI will do 1 trick to beat 5
players. 3. RONALDO is compared to Messi.. While
MESSI is compared to Pele and Maradona. 4.
RONALDO shoots where MESSI would have passed to
better positioned player. 5. RONALDO is hungry for
individual success, MESSI plays for the success of the
team as a whole. 6. Girls like RONALDO for his Good
Looks, they like MESSI for his Good Game. 7.
RONALDO scores goals, MESSI Breaks World
Records. 8. RONALDO plays because he loves fame,
MESSI plays because he loves the game. 9. RONALDO
will make your DAY! MESSI will make your HISTORY!
10. RONALDO is Good, but MESSI is the best. Agree
or Disagree Good luck for new season 2016/2017 |
This is hmmm
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MadCow1:deceive not yourself |
mystikal:u are telling us that u have smoked oshogbo weed before despite d picture being blurred u still recognise |
MadCow1:every human beings are sinners |
MadCow1:dnt u want God to forgive u |
MadCow1:dnt u want God to forgive u |
omoikea:
|
Now is a word |
among the lists below which collaboration do u go for.
Olamide ft lil wayne
Olamide ft future
Olamide ft rick Ross
Reminisce ft lilwayne
Reminisce ft future
reminisce ft rick Ross
Since they are rappers |
MadCow1:God will forgive u |
See his mouth like pata warrior |
An old farmer wrote a letter to his son in
prison. "Son, this year I will not plant
cassava and yam because I can't dig the
field, I know if you were here you would
have helped me".
The son replied his father "Dad don't even think of
digging the field because
that's where I buried the money I
stole".
The POLICE & PRISON warders on
reading this letter went early in the
morning and dug the whole field in search of the
money but nothing was
found.
The next day the son wrote a note to his
father "Dad you can now plant your
cassava and yam, this is the best I can
do from here."
Dad replied "haaa my son, you are too
powerful indeed, even in prison you still
command police men to work for me. I
was so surprised to see the Inspector
General of Police and his team holding hoes and
shovels, digging my farm. I
will
write to you when I want to harvest. |
There was a farmer who had a
horse and a goat. One day, the
horse became ill. So he called the
veterinarian, who said, "Well,
your horse has a virus. He must take this
medicine for three
days. I'll come back on the third
day and if he's
not better, we will have to kill
her." Standing nearby, the goat
listened closely to their
conversation.
The next day, they gave the
horse the medicine
and left. The goat approached the horse and
said,
“Be strong my friend. Get up
or else they're going to kill you!”
On the second day, they again
gave the horse the
medicine and left. The goat came back and
said,
"Come on buddy, get up or else
you're going to
die! Come on,
I'll help you get up. Let's go! One, two, three..."
On the third
day, they came to
give the horse the medicine and
the vet said,
"Unfortunately,we're
going to kill her tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus
might spread and infect the
other horses."
After they left, the goat
approached the horse and
said, "Listen pal, it's now or never! Get up, come
on! Have courage! Come
on... Get up... Get up... That's it,
slowly... Great!
Come on, one,
two, three... Good, good. Now faster, come
on... Fantastic! Run,
run more! Yes! Yes! Yes! You did
it, you're a
champion!"
All of a sudden, the owner came
back, saw the horse running in
the field and began shouting,
"It's a miracle! My
horse is cured.
We must have a grand party."
He called his servant, "John, kill and prepare the
goat and let's
celebrate".
Now I pray for you reading this,
any help you
render will not turn against you
in Jesus Name. Type AMEN
. |
Ice prince don suck the breasts like mad |
Stupid fellow human being |
someone should answer me pls is this man man |
God bless Nigeria |
Lets Play A Game. It Is
Called 'Last Man
Standing'. If Someone
Comments A
Sentence, The Next
Person Wil Begin
His/her Sentence With
The Last Word
Of The Last Correct
Sentence. e.g (1) I
Was Born In Nigeria
(2)Nigeria Is Blessed.
Rules :
*ALWAYS FOLLOW THE
INSTRUCTION* *IGNORE
ANY SENTENCE
THAT DID NOT FOLLOW
THE
INSTRUCTION AND USE
THE LAST
CORRECT SENTENCE*
*DO NOT PUT ANY
WORD BEFORE THE
WORD U WANT 2
USE*...Whoever
Comments Last #
Wins...Dnt Spoil The
Fun!! |
Is like the lady at d second pic want to bring out gun |
This dammy krane downgrade himself ooo |
Ddy:dnt mind him e is an end time somebody |


?
A. Run away
B. Call your neighbours to come and see
C. Call your (pastor) (imam )( babalawo)
D. Settle down and bring down all the money and
keep the secret to yourself
E. Cut down the tree and set it and the money ablaze