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warri n their bad behavior are like garri n kulikuli

bernard392:
Halo

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School is an educational center not business center,there was one too in ilorin one teacher told one student to help her to buy biscuits in market(d 1 she want to sell) during school hours so on her way to d market one big trailer kill n crunched all her body parts

Peter and David were lost in a desert. They were so thirsty and hungry that they could do anything for a cup of water and some food. Suddenly, they sighted a mosque, then Peter turned to David and said, "lets pretend we're Muslims, so that we can get some food and water. My name will be Ahmad and yours will be Umar." "I'm not going to change my identity," says David. Off they went into the mosque. On getting there, they met the Imam who welcomed them warmly, he then asked for their names. Peter said, "I'm Ahmad" "I'm David" replies David. The Imam ordered some food for David, then turned to Ahmad and said, "Ahmad, happy Ramadan."

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Akpos has never gone hunting while Osarodion has hunted all his life. When they got to the middle of the forest, Osarodion told Akpos to sit by a tree and not make noise while he checks out an antelope trail. After he got about a quarter of a mile away, Osarodion heard a blood-curling scream which scared away all nearby antelopes. He rushed back to Akpos and yelled; “I think I tell you say make you quiet?” Akpos replied : “Shuo, I try o, I really try. When green snake waka pass my leg I nor shake body or make peem! sound. When gorilla come dey breath hot and smelly smelly air for my face, I nor shake body or make shekele sound. But when two squirrel waka enter my trouser leg, one come tell the other one say, “Chei, see as this two palm kernels big like coconut, we nor go fit chop dem finish for here, so make we pluck and carry dem go home”, naim I come start to halla.

A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before". So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog noticed and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly "mmm...that was some good lion meat!". The lion abruptly stops and says "woah! This guy seems tougher than he looks, I better leave while I can". Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything. Evidently, the monkey realizes that he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return. So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened and the lion says angrily "get on my back, we'll get him together". So they start rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them and realized what happened and starts to panic even more. He then gets another idea and shouts "where the hell is that monkey!? I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago." The lion stopped and ate the monkey for dinner.

Which grade does President Muhammadu Buhari deserve A1 B2 B3 C4 C6 D7 E8 F9

Omo, police don upgrade oh, dis na d call center numba 112. There was a robbery in my neighbour’s house and I called them… next thing I heard was. Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency Center… for English press. 1, for Igbo press 2, for Yoruba press 3. Then I pressed 1… then another voice came up….For Car Accident press 1, for Armed Robbery press 2, for Boko haram please hang up…Den I pressed 2, another voice came up…If they’re with knives press 1, pistols press 2, AK 47 press 3, machine guns press 4, bomb press 5, all of the above press 6…Then I checked and saw they were with all of them then I pressed 6… another a voice came up saying… Hmmmm…! My brother, if your brother dey police u go gree make im come??

It is only one female that is there y?

Akpos in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet in a posh hotel' He sat down and noticed four buttons - WW, WA, PP and APR. Curious, he pressed WW and his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much! He then pressed WA and a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it, he pressed PP and a POWDER PUFF made him smell fresh. Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last button APR. He later woke up in a hospital. A nurse smiled and said to him, "Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. When the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went for your balls. Your balls are in the jar over there."

Some journalist came to visit Bill Gates and during
the interview they asked him "Sir, how did you feel
when you made your first 1billion dollar?
The billionaire turned right but saw no one. All his
workers had gone on their daily 1 hour break but
turning left he saw one diligent worker moping the
floor. He called the worker,wrote something on a
check and gave it to the man.The man took the check
and as he saw his name with 1billion dollars, the
mopping stick immediately fell from his hands,he
jumped up so high that heal most hit the ceiling and
then ran out of the house shouting like a mad
man.Then bill gates turned to the jourmalist and
said"That was how i felt when i made my first 1billion
dollars.
NW i Pray for any nairalanders reading this that: God will send such a helper to you and that
you will be at d right place and time. If you believe in
God, Type "Amen" to claim it and share

These celebrities are jst hmmm

Riwo11:
Lmaoooo!!

I think e is ok for u

Don't fry it yet bring it to me for deliverance #itiswell

lecturerdabo:
Dear Lord grant your Children quick recovery and keep us all safe !

Especially, nairaland family and friends- NFF!!!

Amen Bro.

Praise d lord

Rip Dora akunyili

Naijafamous:
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they broke the internet with this pix in thier dual. “am feeling myself”

Who kill it most?

Source: Naijafamous

am feeling ma

Fukefuke bombom

God forgive me,this guy resemble rat then

I rep u jhor GEJ. U must come bck to ur office ooo in 2019

THis madman has ph.d in money laundry

But ban d killing of protesters

wristbangle:
Na wao o! All of them na African countries. Am not surprise though, black people are naturally greedy and selfish.

Anyway, I will like to see Nigeria among top 20 richest country in the world.



Thanks for your response to that ungrateful soul.
I don't know why some Nigerians always derive pleasure in seeing this country among worst/poor performing nations in the world. Could it be their hatred for the current administration, witchcraft spirit or lost of hope? I just don't get it

thanks for d reply

Taeewo:
Afeez nko

he went to pee

I dnt no y nigerian behave this way he said u should come u dnt know whether e want to discuss something abt d company to u or tell u d second phase like what one of my Bro. Said here