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imustsaymymindo:
Lol. Number 5 is better than number 4 na,

Lol! Bro you sure, you be landlord for friend zone be that!!!

gotogreat:
Thought I'm naive, been seeing the handwriting on the wall. Thanks. My problem is that if she doesn't hear from me, she'll call to ask why? Why should she be calling and disturbing when I decides not to call her in days?

Bro! Here's my take on girls, find your position in this survey.

1. Every girl has the main guy (Boyfriend) - This is the guy she can do an abortion for, this guy is her man! Her very own!

2. She has the immediate replacement, this fact I believe became a "thing" especially after Beyonce hit song "irreplaceable" - this is the guy that comes second best, they know its wrong to have someone like this especially when they know they have a guy they really love but the whole "men are dogs" thing and fear of losing something precious will prevent them from doing so. P.s Other reasons may apply, we're talking about women after all

3. The shag guy, this isn't a very popular one but everyone knows girls like bad boys though what they really like are their bad meat! Girls that have such guys will never let this one go - though this relationship is beneficial to both of them, the girl uses this kinda guys as human dildos and know better than to be anything but physical, but then again, we're talking about girls here so you can't be too sure.

4. Then there is the money-miss-road. I don't need to say any further, guys here use their money to toast or in other cases to get the girl! Its sad but at some point most guys are victims of these.

5. Then we have the forever friends - these guys are at the very top of the friend zone tower! They're the nice guys, no sense whatsoever, no command, no masculinity about them,moist and soft as pussy lips and an eye sore to other guys . These guys no matter how close they are or get with the girl can never get more than just a kiss from her. This is that zone every male specie dreads to venture in. Friend zone!

Sorry for the epistle but that chick has bought a room at the friend zone tower and your here asking God why!?

thegentleman:
You don't need to notify your school, just opt for remobilization on the NYSC site, put your ears on the radar so you will know when it's time to do remobilization. The only reason you will be going to school is if you want to collect the call up letter from school and that's if u didn't pay for the online own or if you want to get school Identification Slip and that's if you don't have a student ID card.

God bless bro! That really helped!!!

Hi! so I need help on something, I graduated and finished my clearance way back at Oct and I did all I was meant to do as pertaining nysc reg. I was then posted to Taraba! and I didn't even wanna know I'd already decided I wasn't gonna go, be it camp or no camp. Anyways I missed out on 2017 batch B, now preparing for 2018 batch A, do I need to notify my school that I haven't served yet so they send my details to nysc office even though I have a profile on their portal, I don't wanna miss this one, please help!!!

uss25dec:
U must b an idiot. V u forgotten that u r a bastard? Bring gun n point at me with d conditions of converting to Islam or death, I rather die than going to mosque for useless incantations. If u want to convert people to islam, use ur life style, not force. If a christian converts to Islam, it's a joy to d Muslims world but if a muslim willingly wants to convert to Christianity, d threat is death. If muslim wants to marry a christian lady, its allowed in Islam, but if its d other way round, its a beginning of war or its part of Islamic doctrines or pillars of Islam. Why? What u want to do others, u dnt want d others to do unto u. If dats ur prayers, y cant u ask for d division of d country? Is it by force? If u not ok or confortable with d recorders, fight d spirits dat forced u to buy them. Islam, religion of force, opposite of ur claims!

My bro I no know o! Their own too much, the hypocrisy is overwhelming. These people (fanatics) should please go to Iraq or learn to live in peace with people of other religion

Nairalanddist:
The federal government should please ban DSTV, GOTV and startimes. Those stations are polluting the minds of Muslims in this country and their programs are anti Islamic. The only channel we want nationwide is the Islamic channel to learn about our holy Prophet (pbuh) and holy teachings of Allah so that gradually everyone will become Muslims

Wet in this one dey talk again. Baba how this thing take relate?

What documents should i carry along when coming to camp

Thanks

eTECTIVe:
Jus visit d NYSC website for beta clarifications..

While preparing for the NYSC programme,

what exactly does one need to bring along with him/her, i.e B.sc certificates, Birth certificates, e.t.c

I really need the info. Thanks