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1000 likes for your post.Well articulated and spot on.Congrats to Yaya Toure,he well deserved it.

Chiefpriest1: (1)Day I got admission to the university
(2)Day I had my first child
(3)Day I lost my first job(was devastated)
(4)Day I got a new job
Oh,sorry,It says day

The chosen one which was the most emotional for your?

enomasly: D day i realised i saw d next day wen i prayed not to......was so pissed off

akeemstunna: 

Bros,why you wan derail my thread na

ifyDean: Any time i hear of plane crash.....i remember how i missed one.....i shade tears....God is indeed faithful

God is indeed faithful,if not for him,who knows you might have been below 6 feet

Aren't you a lucky son of....

akeemstunna: The first day I fart

Good for you

A)Your birth day B)Your wedding day C)The day you lost your virginity D)December 31st E)The day you had your first child

For me,its always December 31st.I can't just explain the wave of emotions that run through me for the whole of that day.

What's yours?

What the hell is Nairaland turning to?You are menstruating,you run to NL,you use the toilet,you run to NL,a guy says Hi on your street,you are here again,your are in a crowd at night,a guy pulls down your pant,parted your bum and insert his d*ck without your knowledge,only for him to cum before you just realised what happened,you still come here to tell us.

Enough of all these childish thread already.What's the big deal if you just had sex?Lemme guess,you just clock 18?19?Please.

tpacalipse: U test me that way, I show outa the door. Bullshhit.

You are my kind of guy

Enegod:

Bros why u wan derail my thread now?Abi I offend you before? .Abeg contribute joor

I read the story of a fellow Nairalander,of how he has been dating a girl for 3yrs,now suddenly became pregnant for another man,then 2 weeks later....it was all a "test".The story get K leg abi?

My worry is why would you test your patner of over 2yrs or more in the first place?Isn't 3-6 months enough for you to know the kind of deal you got yourself?

I don't do "testing",if I can't trust you from day one,then we are just sex mate.

Let's relate,mature mind only

De Tus: @Squra, huh? A lot of people seem to pm u. Is that kind of magic pm? Or do you just have a habit of attracting desperate losers?

Now now that's harsh!C'mon budddy.Don't make break down she already got enough on her plate.

Eesha: I nominate MYSElF. As far as my belle no go drop that day . It would reaaaalllyyy be an adventure - from uting to labour room

Awuf babe ;

I stumbled on a Tv advert on a channel on DSTV some time ago.It was about"Don't drink and drive".In the advert,they were doing a random"Stop and wait"exercise for car owners.

They just wanted to know the number of people willing to give their car to a(fake) drunkard to drive,of course,non of the car owners allowed the(fake)drunkard into their car .

It was fun,hilarious yet educative to say the least.It has for some strange reason become the most educative Tv advert I have ever watched till date.

Share your's.

Don't drink and drive!

melicent: Igbo made

Excellent point,how about made in China,Taiwan etc etc?Is it also"Igbo made"?

This is not about tribal or ethnic sentiments,its about trying to understand where the"perceived"notion,that Igbos are either known for,or are responsible for"substandard goods/merchandise"within Nigeria.

It is true that"most"and not"all"Igbos are into importation and manufacturing of"substandard goods"within Nigeria ,for what ever reason(s),but is it fair to"Generalise"?

Are Igbos the only ethnic group in Nigeria that are into importation and manufacturing of"Substandard goods"?


Where and when did this"myopic notion"spring up from?

Why must the Igbos be blamed for"Substandard goods"In Nigeria?

Well...what do you know?

@Username,thanks for your contribution.Although at this junction am a bit confuse here,going by the quotation and verses you mentioned in your post,its also different from what Tbaba1234 quoited and educated me on.

I tend to agree with your post and the questions you raised

I'm also curious to see if Tbaba will agree or disagree with you.

Peace

tbaba1234: There are different opinions. Some people are of the opinion that it is compulsory, others hold a different view.

So in essence,there is no general consensus that clerics should or must keep their beards?

tbaba1234: Maybe he is of the view that it is not obligatory.

So are you saying that"keeping beard"isn't obligatory for muslim?

Peace be unto this house.The aim and purpose of this thread,is to seek for education and information.

This thread is not in any way to mock or cast apersion on the muslim brethren here or any other place for that matter.

Now can someone please educate me on why some(the ones I have seen so far)Alfa/Imams keeps their beards long?

Thank you!

femi4: Now, I m asking........are you preg

*Peeps in*Bros,you are on your own ,*hears a foot step and runs out*

Flygerian.:
No! Like "which kain yeye question b dat".

Nomski0: Is this supposed to be funny?

Babes no vex

7footre: You are a genius

Bros,wetin I do you na?

Nomski0: I once asked my roommate when i found her throwing up in the morning. She just hissed at me and eyed me.

I can imagine the look she gave you like"See who is talking"

Danhumprey: Keep hoping. You won't be disappointed.

Last time I checked,the patient dog,eats the fatest bone

You never know the way these things happen,just saying

Sijo01: I was a victim of this yesterday......been feeling feverish for days and it became worst yesterday morning and I was having the urge to throw-up. A colleague enquire what the issue was and I told her I was not fine and that I feel like throwing up. she started dancing immediately saying she wanna be an aunty . The other one said I should stop stressing myself, that she's speaking from experience and that she's been observing me for days.

mstcheew. some people are just chicken minded.

,get well soon dear

Danhumprey: Stop flirting with somebody's girl,because *in Mr.Cork's voice,"simple kiss she won't give you".

My bad,never knew she was taken.

But I can still hope cant I?

ogugua88: They think that everywhere. It's a normal suspicion, especially if the girl/woman is seriously dating or married. No one's asked me just yet lol.

Ogugua its always a pleasure to have you on my thread

Aliyubest: Am guilty of this
Just yestaday i accuse 3 girls of being pregnant,!!!
But i isnt my fault, when they cant explain was wrong with them

*Clears throat*Its not funny

nabsprada: lolzzz,experienced it on jst two occassions(frm my mumcy) n I was like WTF...its really annoying n meks u wonder wat dey tink of u

Where are the oither ladies on this section?Or are you shy?

Why is that when a single lady in Nigeria is sick,we think she might be pregnant?

This is so myopic and absurd mentality,am also guilty of this.

Ladies,how do you feel if and when you have a fever or a running stomach,only for some one to walk up to you and ask"Are you pregnant?

Its not fiunny

Ladies what do you think?