₦airaland Forum

Mynd_44: For ladies, I simply ignore them. For the guys, "I keep a pistol up in my boxers I aint gat time to be boxing"

Mynd_44: I can't beat my GF, wife or any female at that. I rarely pick fights with guys sef. I
have a much better way to settle conflicts

Bros abeg u fit tell us your secret?

Tolaaaaannni: oloriburuku, omo ale, coward, Ike turner's jr bro, Shege dan iska,

babe u harsh o

fluid26: My guy, just pray to God that you do not find yourself in such situation (or temptation per se). You may turn out to be worse than other wife-bashers...and end up giving her a beating to end all beatings on earth!

Even Christ provoke one day carry stick dey knack people (men & women) for temple!

I pray and hope so.I know its easier said than done,but one can only pray.

I can't imagine myself laying a finger on my wife if and when I eventually get married.How some men find joy in it beats me.

For me such person can only be classified as an ANIMAL in my books.

Let's have yours.

Make una contribute na

floriana: Too many fake news on Nairaland. Chimaroke Nnamani dead, kidnapped ESUT VC killed, Jonathan calls Dame Patience to order, Doyin Okupe speaks first truth in his life etc. Am tired of NL threads of lies.

Are you saying newspaper don't carry fake news?

4litres: August 22nd.

Same here.I wonder why I wasnt named Augustine

What do you guys think?For me I prefer coming to Nairaland than surfing through the pages of a newspaper.Is the comparison right ?

I hope he gets raped over there.Thief!Thief!IBORI THIEFFFFF!

She should be shot!E O D.

Is this a joke or something?When has begging become a crime? SMH

Kobojunkie: So? What is wrong in taking that slap for that other person who is being violated?? I mean if that is what it takes for the violator to see that he is in the wrong, why not? If this man where to see how he slaps his wife, when that blow meant for her lands on a stranger or someone else he respects, don't you think that will cause him to think twice about his stupid actions?

People need to be more empathetic in that country abeg. All the cold, cold reactions creeped me out as a child growing up down there and it still sends chills down my spine each day when I read that people still would rather walk by when they see wrong happening to a fellow human being.

Bros HONESTLY tell me you have seperated a serious fight before not to talk of that of a husband and wife.Be candid,thanks.

ifyalways: You no try OP and you know it.You could have atleast taking the little child,wiped her tears and carry him or her home or something.

I'm living in Nigeria and I know that keeping a child safe and away from fighting parents NEVER backfires.Trying to seperate the couple might.
you can end up collecting a slap/blow/bottle meant for another pesin and all you'll get is "sorry"

Ify I will work on that angle,its just that I was a little disoriented at thta time.Thanks all the same.

Johndoe100: Entertainment twerp entertainment.

John Olodoe,you can do better than this

Kockane: Ugly girls always use the finest usernames. See you feelin like a superwoman, I'm sure ur bf beats you for dinner and slaps you for breakfast. Kai, ur in trouble on this nairaland!

Kockane: Ugly girls always use the finest usernames. See you feelin like a superwoman, I'm sure ur bf beats you for dinner and slaps you for breakfast. Kai, ur in trouble on this nairaland!

Bros u wicked.How u take know say the babe wowo

Johndoe100: He knows this, he just needs attention from the people here. Do these people get a rush from these fake threads?

"Two days ago,I was in my street(just returning from work)when I saw my neighbours whom we know each other well(A man and his wife)living two houses away from mine were at each others throats shamelessly (come see people),to top it,their two year old baby was somewhere crying his eyes"

Bros if u think the thread is fake,why waste your time on it.

Why all these harsh tones here, abi I kill person.I only ask an innocous question that demand little aggression from contributors.

@ Kobojunkie,Mactunji, et al if I were to be a younger brother to one of you,who came with a cap in for an advice/suggestion,would this HONESTLY be the way you would attend to me?

He with no sin should cast the first stone.The tone here is not just fair.

Thanks for all yopur responses so far.Keep it coming.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]He has no right. But i admit there are some exceptions. . .
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Bros pls what exceptions?

Acidosis: would have loved to have the man beaten. . .or what exactly do you want?

Bro I didn't get your question

Kobojunkie: Either it is the case that you were struggling with the decision on whether to act or not, or you may have some deep issues in your past that relates to that, that you have yet to deal with/accept.

Did your mother do something similar to your mum when you were young? Or did you witness something similar happen to someone else as a child? If yes, when, where, and how did you resolve the feelings at the time? Are you certain you resolved whatever feelings you had then? Or did you just pile life on top of it thinking it would all go away somehow?

P.S Please next time you see such act at least try to bark or something. Don't just let your subconscious make you watch such barbaric act against another being without you attempting to do something to help.

No.Never have I had such an experience while growing up in my home and I thank God for that.The thing is,while I was in school(I was living off campus)My landlord(a hot temper fellow)was always beaten his wife pregnant wife almost every night.Week in week out I always see this young woman with one black eye or another.

What usually pierce my heart is the sound of her cries and wailing(not just her but to any woman been basatdize by her husband)it usaully knock the stuff out of me.Am I shy?Or am I emotionally soft?

Her appearance. Market is one place you can seperate/distinguish a clean babe from a dirty, smelling,lice infectious hair or skin,bow legged ,Kwashiorko looking babe

My humble opinion though!

Lol! make Mzdarkskin catch you,na your body go tell you

Is something wrong with me,or am I just been a weakling?

Two days ago,I was in my street(just returning from work)when I saw my neighbours whom we know each other well(A man and his wife)living two houses away from mine were at each others throats shamelessly (come see people),to top it,their two year old baby was somewhere crying his eyes .I couldn't bring myself to confront the man for the shameless show he was busy performing,neither could I muster enough courage to go and clean the weeping baby .

I was so speechles and utterly numb to move a muscle.

Is there anything wrong with me psychological?

Why would a guy seize his girlfriend phone in this age?Will it be for jealousy or a sense of insecurity?

Why would a girl also still date a guy that has the tendency of beating her blue and black tomorrow ,is she FOOLISHLY in love with no hope elsewhere or is she STARK STUPID ?

Seriously,I get pissed off whenever I hear a girl lamenting this kind of annoying ordeal

Let's talk people

My question is,what year was the money returned?Any evidence/prove to back such claim?I won't be suprised if the money had already exchange hand .No be Naija we dey?

hillsate: No offence meant, are you just from the koma hills?

Silly question ,roll over instead of spewing maggots

Can petrol EVER be sold for 20 naira per litre in Nigeria?Is there any possiblity or is it impossible?

If No why?And if Yes how?

Economist in the house,please educate me more on this,because I strongly feel is quite unfair for Nigerians buying petrol,Gas and even Kerosine at the various prices we are buying them now

dayokanu: See mumu in action

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GEJ: What can I do for you ma.

Hilary : Whats your name

GEJ: They call me Jona, Sometimes Azikwe, or Goofluck, Ibos call me Odechuckwu, Yorubas call me Ademumu, Hausas call me Abdul-clueless, Moslems call me RETARDeen. So you choose anyone.

Hillary: Good. What are you core competences

GEJ: Ask Madam Turai, I can cut grass, catch fish, Wash bra and pant, cook and clean even prepare Akpu. Most importantly I obey orders

Hillary: Thats impressive, Oya lemme see how you can obey. Odechukwu shine your teeth

GEJ: [img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSUIMNYkQFPJg8jflub7zMYgSKUiuVq5L0S0GfRlonPS6rcfmtJ[/img]

Hilary: (Covers nose) Thats ok. Oya close your teeth. Now make sure you appoint Jega as INEC chair he was recommended by CPC and Buhari

GEJ: Yes ma

I laugh in India. ,see as him take stand(Ademumu )