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Celebrities › Re: Pray For My Marriage To Last, Mercy Johnson Begs Fans by Hotshawarma(m): 10:40pm On May 05, 2017
Tolexander:
The power to make your relationship work lies in your hand.

Do the right thing as a good wife!
and the husband??
Celebrities › Re: ‘young Celebrity Marriages Don’t Last Because Of Social Media’ – Joke Silva by Hotshawarma(m): 10:11pm On May 05, 2017
Tolexander:
There was no "social media" during Kollinton Ayinla and Salawa Abeni's time, both still went divorcing!
but divorce rate then was not as much as this....and yes mrs joke silva is right ....we are now in a generation whereby u will see husband and wife even come to the social media to explain to the whole world about their sex life...nothing is private anymore...dem poo poo dem go come social media come talk
Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Omoni Oboli's Dad Who Died In Auto Crash by Hotshawarma(m):
NnamdiiKanu:
Buhari You will never go unpunished
What has buhari got to do with this??common sense is not always common...
Celebrities › Re: Two Things That Are Keeping Linda Ikeji From Finding A Husband by Hotshawarma(m): 2:13pm On May 05, 2017
olab059:
Before I start, please note that I am big Linda fan, and I hope she gets to read this. The two things that are stopping her from getting a husband is two major criteria of her in what she wants in man, which are that- He must be richer than her, and that he must love sex.

This two don't mix. Linda Ikeji is already a multi-millionaire, so if she needs someone richer than her, the person must be a billionaire. This is already in short supply, she now adds that he must also love sex. Men! Where have you seen a billionaire that has energy for the kind of crazy sex Linda is wishing for? I have not seen.


I am not saying billionaires are not promiscuous; they are some out there. But trust me when I say they don't have time for long sex. They might just have time for 5 minutes of sex, and then back to work. I am sure this is not the kind of man Linda is looking for. The men that love sex and can do all those kinky things I know she fantasize about in her Banana Island mansion are the thousandnaires.

I think she needs to pick one. Get a husband that is richer than her but doesn't have too much time for sex, or get one that loves sex, but is not as rich as her.
How is that your business??

Celebrities › Re: Davido Cousin B-red Counting Hundreds Of Dollars Made From Music (pics, Vid) by Hotshawarma(m): 1:06pm On May 05, 2017
when overgrown babies have access to the internet that should be expected.....
Celebrities › Re: It Is Not Your Responsibility To Take Care Of Your Parents Or Their Right -bisi by Hotshawarma(m): 1:05pm On May 05, 2017
sexybbstar:
Sombori will know that this one yaff mad!!
Saying he is mad is an insult to all the mad people in the world,the guy own worst pass madness....
Romance › Re: Lol.between Shina Peller And A Twitter User. by Hotshawarma(m): 8:47pm On May 04, 2017
And how does this relate to "romance section"??
Romance › Re: The Nàked Man Technique: It Works!!! by Hotshawarma(m): 8:31pm On May 04, 2017
kushercain:
An episode in the comedy how I met your mother features a guy using the naked man technique to score Robin.
The theory is if you're on a date with a girl who is supposedly out of your league and things are not going well..you know there won't be a second date..you ask to use her toilet or just get her to leave you for some minutes and before she returns you strip down and give her a view of the package..according to the theory this technique works 2 out of 3 times.

Well I didn't pay much attention to it until today..this particular girl came to my lodge, although she came looking for a friend of mine and I've had his blessing to hit it if I ever get the chance.
Anyway she decided to leave as he wasn't around and I tried delaying her with unnecessary play and gist..when it wasn't having head..I told her straight..babe I like you I want to bleep you she said what manner of rubbish is that blah blah blah...
Anyway I whipped out my John Thomas which was already erect as always and I saw her eyes change and when she looked at it a little too long, I knew I was in.
The rest as they say is history...but romancelanders... I just had sex in this cold weather and I'd advice my niggers..any girl playing hard to get or hard to 'Bleep' give the naked man technique a try...it works!
Tested and approved!!
be practicing naked man technique while your mate are practicing money making technique ...

Celebrities › Re: Adesua Etomi Nairalander Look Alike by Hotshawarma(m): 8:13pm On May 04, 2017
Mendo007:
a lot of folks been calling me saying my life Mercy Ozimede Akhidenor looks so much like Adesua Etomi. I think she really does
where is the resemblance??

Romance › Re: [gaposa Gossip]: Teeblaq “late Dagrin Cousin” Caught In Bed With 10 Ladies by Hotshawarma(m): 7:24pm On May 04, 2017
Brainyworldent:
Teeblaq caught in bed with 10 ladies?would this probably be from one of his video shoot.??
READ MORE:https://gaposaolofofo..com.ng/2017/05/gaposa-gossip-teeblaq-late-dagrin.html
bloggers sabi lie sha,that guy is kingtblaqhoc on Instagram,he is different from tblaq the musician who is cousin to dagrin..
Romance › Re: Hi by Hotshawarma(m): 7:21pm On May 04, 2017
Na wa oooo.....all this epistles no dey tire una??...ladies this ladies that,men this men that ....
Romance › Re: 24-Year-Old Groom Marries His 20-Year-Old Pregnant Bride (Photos) by Hotshawarma(m): 1:12pm On May 04, 2017
Oyind17:
By God's grace my son will marry very early too. Not to a older woman though. I av started praying for his wifegrin. Casting out slay queens out of his way. I want a humble, Godfearing girl that will see me as her mother . Me and the dad have started preparing for that d day.

I pray for long life.. I want be a grandma in my 40s
so u are married...oga oooo....grin
Celebrities › Re: Video Of A Little Girl Surfaces Online Telling Lindaikeji To Marry Donjazzy by Hotshawarma(m): 12:45pm On May 04, 2017
Auntielinda:
Premiumblogger2 has just shared this funny skit of a young girl pleasing Lindaikeji to date DonJazzy.
kai
Romance › Re: My Cousin Says My Thighs Are Fresh, Should I Be Worried About This Statement? by Hotshawarma(m): 12:35pm On May 04, 2017
U know get mouth to ask her yourself
Celebrities › Re: Five Reasons Linda Ikeji Will Not Hook Up With Don Jazzy; Number One Is Good Ne by Hotshawarma(m): 12:33pm On May 04, 2017
See wetin buhari Don cause oooo...
Celebrities › Re: Sinach Takes A Selfie With Obasanjo Aboard A Plane by Hotshawarma(m): 12:31pm On May 04, 2017
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Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija: Efe Arrives Warri In Style For His Home Coming (photos) by Hotshawarma(m): 12:30pm On May 04, 2017
Nicho118:
who tell you
uchenna
Celebrities › Re: Epic Reply A Lady Gave A Guy On Twitter About Not Replying His DM by Hotshawarma(m): 12:29pm On May 04, 2017
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Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija: Efe Arrives Warri In Style For His Home Coming (photos) by Hotshawarma(m): 12:25pm On May 04, 2017
Nicho118:
actually.. warri is not his home town
who asked you

Celebrities › Re: Adebukola Shittu, Drummer, Beaten By Her Husband Of Few Months (Photos) by Hotshawarma(m): 12:17pm On May 04, 2017
This one is not husband again na,he is a murderer....she should stop calling a murderer her husband
Romance › Re: What Is The Most Humiliating Thing Your Parents Found You Doing?" by Hotshawarma(m):
grin

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