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Politics › Re: Lagos Launches The First Safety Arena In Nigeria (Photos) by Hotshawarma(m): 11:14pm On Jan 09, 2018
Lagos is like a country inside another country....GOD bless the governor....
Politics › Re: 2012 Boko Haram Picks Buhari To Moderate Talks With Govt by Hotshawarma(m): 11:10pm On Jan 09, 2018
Moyinoluwa35:
, if you bang ipod girls , ur prick go strong like hausa rod, d fit ur prick hang ipod agbada for drycleaning shop.

Politics › Re: Photos From Recent Military Operations In The North East by Hotshawarma(m): 10:12pm On Jan 09, 2018
shervydman:
Pls.....put 'graphics' in d title.

Damn.....can't eat again.
correct hunger never catch you....
Romance › Re: Gurus In The House, Koman Solve This by Hotshawarma(m): 7:31pm On Jan 09, 2018
na praise and worship happen there..
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Reveal Where He Found His First Love. by Hotshawarma(m): 7:25pm On Jan 09, 2018
ehn so we should wash gas ni....
Celebrities › Re: Davido Steps Out With His Big Sister In Dubai, Challenges To Race With Obafemi by Hotshawarma(m): 7:24pm On Jan 09, 2018
LesbianBoy:
This one davidoe has been praising the chioma girl

Igbo girls are the best make we no lie grin grin
back then he praised sophia momodu but what is the result??na belle end am.....and he moved on to the next candidate....
Politics › Re: This Quote Will Surely Help You Live A Fulfilled Life, Culled From Facebook by Hotshawarma(m): 7:21pm On Jan 09, 2018
bedspread:
I JUST DISCUSSED THIS WITH MY WIFE THIS EVENING
tell us the full gist.... cheesy cheesy amebo is listening....
Celebrities › Re: "I'm Famous Now,nobody Talk To Me"lady Boasts After Seeing Chris Brown by Hotshawarma(m): 7:18pm On Jan 09, 2018
congratulations you are now famous for grammatical blunders.....
Politics › Re: INEC Releases Timetable For 2019 Elections by Hotshawarma(m): 6:59pm On Jan 09, 2018
Nempi:
Good night Buhari. Wasn't nice having you.
don't be too sure ooo,u know say aboki people like to vote like zombie...they might vote for him ooo.....and you know they have the population to back it up as usual...
Celebrities › Re: #30billionconcert Made 500 Million Naira – Davido by Hotshawarma(m): 6:41pm On Jan 09, 2018
northvietnam:
Then check expenses, How many artist perform....

How maNY bouncers...

How PA system Nko...

Djs Nko...

Camera men nko...


Or you want to tell me that Artist will perform finish and he will wave Au revoir to them...
forget all that ones the ticket fees from the regulars will cover the performance fees of those that performed at his show,and hope you know that most naija artistes don't charge the usual rate they charge whenever the show is hosted by their friends and colleagues........
Celebrities › Re: Desperate Lady Begs Actor John Boyega For A Date, Promises To Foot The Bill!!! by Hotshawarma(m): 6:39pm On Jan 09, 2018
alexialin:
You can say that again! smiley

It's not a good feeling to feel sick, I swear

Worst feelings I had few days back. It was horrible.

But Today am better and very happy cheesy

Thank you Lord!

And thanks for making my evening a pleasant one. You do not insult, while airing yur opinion, that's good. Unlike the way some *coughs* peeps do here. One will feel Like lunging into the phone to squeeze their necks, and beat them to a pulp so they can behave and perform like normal cultured human beings. grin

You sound matured. Nice one. Cheers bruv! Keep it up!
thank you my daughter...... grin grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: #30billionconcert Made 500 Million Naira – Davido by Hotshawarma(m): 6:32pm On Jan 09, 2018
northvietnam:
Liar .....

How much deos AyLive make...

He mad money but not 500

Maybe he sold 1m table like 300 tables for 1m each
my brother even if na 300 tables,300 tables for 1million each??that is 300million naira in a night...mehn that is cool cash...
Celebrities › Re: Desperate Lady Begs Actor John Boyega For A Date, Promises To Foot The Bill!!! by Hotshawarma(m): 6:29pm On Jan 09, 2018
alexialin:
Heheheheheheheh tongue

Today i recovered fully from typhoid, so am kind of light headed this afternoon and in a quirky mood..


Yeah cheesy
well it is better to be in a quirky mood than to be on sick bed...so my sister please make the best out of your afternoon....enjoy...... smiley
Celebrities › Re: Desperate Lady Begs Actor John Boyega For A Date, Promises To Foot The Bill!!! by Hotshawarma(m): 6:15pm On Jan 09, 2018
alexialin:
Read what have just sent you!

Have won!

Whoopiee! cheesy

Case closed!
I won!

Shikena!

Even see her face sef.

Doing some break dancing here. cheesy

Feel Me? wink
grin grin grin grin you are just something else....
Celebrities › Re: Desperate Lady Begs Actor John Boyega For A Date, Promises To Foot The Bill!!! by Hotshawarma(m): 6:08pm On Jan 09, 2018
alexialin:
Chai! You again.

Bia! Are u based there? Or u are based in Nija. Talk true o, no lies.. I want to understand this our back and forth arguments. Cos ayam not understanding anymore. undecided
must i eat pounded yam before i know whether some people eat it or not??
Celebrities › Re: Desperate Lady Begs Actor John Boyega For A Date, Promises To Foot The Bill!!! by Hotshawarma(m): 5:54pm On Jan 09, 2018
alexialin:
If it's date, of course he may choose to date her for a night to ease her feelings. But he won't marry her. He's looking for a wife, not just a painted doll who wants to handle his money for him. Everywhere round the world men are very protective of their hard earned money and successes. They don't joke about it. And when a lady then brings such topic up as amongst the first recipe to talk about. They become wary.

So date? Hmm yes if he wants to

Marriage? No!
but there are hundreds of celebrities overthere that married some slay queens that are just painted surgical doll........ undecided so leave story....anything can happen
Celebrities › Re: Klintoncod Celebrates Son, Noah Cod's 4th Birthday With Amazing Prayers by Hotshawarma(m): 5:52pm On Jan 09, 2018
wow....his son is very cute....his wife must be very pretty...
Celebrities › Re: Chinedu Ikedieze Pictured With George Weah, Liberian President-Elect by Hotshawarma(m): 5:51pm On Jan 09, 2018
sunnysunny69:
President elect not president yet.
you wan kill am before dem sworn am in??
Celebrities › Re: Desperate Lady Begs Actor John Boyega For A Date, Promises To Foot The Bill!!! by Hotshawarma(m): 5:45pm On Jan 09, 2018
alexialin:
OK

Let it Happen for her but I doubt.
Just watch and see.. No be here we dey? He's popular so when he's shooting pretty wedding pics, his wife wil be revealed, Abi?
I will remind u of what I said earlier.. Just let's be patient and watch how the whole scenario wil play out.
Matter of time, that's all we need. I will smile and remind you.
don't get me wrong,i am not saying he will certainly date her,but i am just saying he can date her if he wants to whether she is fine or not....
Celebrities › Re: Desperate Lady Begs Actor John Boyega For A Date, Promises To Foot The Bill!!! by Hotshawarma(m): 5:32pm On Jan 09, 2018
alexialin:
Well that's what most want. The natural african beauty.
Too much plastic beauty abroad.
But that is not enough reason to be 100% certain that the guy can never date the lady......anything can happen in this life........
Celebrities › Re: Desperate Lady Begs Actor John Boyega For A Date, Promises To Foot The Bill!!! by Hotshawarma(m): 5:23pm On Jan 09, 2018
alexialin:
I have friends' friend from abroad and that's their criteria. Fair, innocent looking face. Not big, not that small. Moderate shape. Or chocolate, innocent looking face, moderate shape with portable asss.

Too much makeup turn them off. They've seen enough makeup dolls abroad. So what's the use importing one from Nigeria again?

That's pure innocence undiluted raw beauty catches their attention like mad.

Two came actually from abroad, went to malls ,night clubs in Victoris lsland, Ikeja. But all they could see where either big voluptuous ladies with overly painted faces, or stick like not that fine ladies, with rugged faces but sexy shape. They went back dissapointed. They were not into big bakka assed shape. They just want a pretty innocent face. I told my friends ladies , such guys want? Don't Club, they don't frequent malls. They are always Indoors at home or in school. That's the funny scenario about it.

Eeyah Kpele.
grin grin grin grin i never saw this epistle coming though...so because that is what those guys want now mean that all guys want the same thing?? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Desperate Lady Begs Actor John Boyega For A Date, Promises To Foot The Bill!!! by Hotshawarma(m): 5:09pm On Jan 09, 2018
alexialin:
Hehehehehehe grin

I know his type.

He will prefer dbanj kind of innocent looking pretty wife.

Not this one wey use makeup build skyscraper onto face.

And to add salt upon injury, what concerns her with his money. He's been managing his finances perfectly before any woman came Into the picture .

And lastly he would prefer the bills split In two or him paying for everything not the lady paying for everything .Thats a slight on his ego.

Her approach is wrong and her looks? Nah too much makeup.
you dey inside the heart of the guy??you sound 100% certain....some nigerians ehn....... grin
Celebrities › Re: Desperate Lady Begs Actor John Boyega For A Date, Promises To Foot The Bill!!! by Hotshawarma(m): 5:01pm On Jan 09, 2018
alexialin:
She no fine reach.
Not the kind he's looking for.

Next!!!! cheesy
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin are you his mouth-piece??
Science/Technology › Re: PHOTOS: Snow Falls In The Sahara, The Largest Hot Desert In The World by Hotshawarma(m): 4:48pm On Jan 09, 2018
sarrki:
How I wish in sambisa forest
you love anything relating to boko haram,i don dey suspect you.... undecided
Celebrities › Re: #30billionconcert Made 500 Million Naira – Davido by Hotshawarma(m): 4:42pm On Jan 09, 2018
PMWSpirit:
If this is true, then buhari 2023, it means ppl are doing very well niyen
e be like say messi dey play ball for your head
Romance › Re: 10 Reasons Why African Guys Double-Date by Hotshawarma(m): 4:38pm On Jan 09, 2018
sarrki:
They are dogs
which breed are the males in your family because im sure one of them double dated before or still doing it...
Celebrities › Re: Seyi Edun And Toyin Abraham Ex Husband, In Loved Up Selfie by Hotshawarma(m): 4:32pm On Jan 09, 2018
Ayoadee1990:
Very compatible
to slap you dey hungry me
Celebrities › Re: Davido Reveals He Made N500 Million On The Day Of His 30billion Concert by Hotshawarma(m): 4:25pm On Jan 09, 2018
ebujany:
This shows the level of your maturity boy....I guess your a pinging boy too. How many times have men like 2face, dbanj, olamide, phyno ,psquare or even small boy wizkid show us how much they made after a show?
mr matured boy....when dbanj mentioned in one of his songs that he makes 10million naira in a week where were you??amebo,radio without battery........
Politics › Re: FG Bans Open Grazing To Curb Herdsmen-Farmers Clashes by Hotshawarma(m): 4:13pm On Jan 09, 2018
sarrki:
See him shaking coz of a faceless Lady

Celebrities › Re: Davido Reveals He Made N500 Million On The Day Of His 30billion Concert by Hotshawarma(m): 4:12pm On Jan 09, 2018
ebujany:
And who is bad belleing who? Must he tell us how much he made? That's an unnecessary show off
It is called "show biz" and you are still complaining about "show off"....what is show biz without show off...an artiste can show off anything including their talent....
Crime › Re: FRSC Impounds Vehicle With Human Head In Akwa Ibom by Hotshawarma(m): 4:11pm On Jan 09, 2018
macmiral:
Tv ke? Even if you dash me plasma, I won't collect fr this 21st century wey I dey use mah smartphone do anything...

See ehn its happens efry wia, I know, but this naija own don dey too much...

My next flight to Wales is just months away...
grin

Tv ke? Even if you dash me plasma, I won't collect fr this 21st century wey I dey use mah smartphone do anything...

See ehn its happens efry wia, I know, but this naija own don dey too much...

My next flight to Wales is just months away...
Is that why you are stammering??
Politics › Re: FG Bans Open Grazing To Curb Herdsmen-Farmers Clashes by Hotshawarma(m): 4:09pm On Jan 09, 2018
SweetPuffPuff:
[color=deeppink] Oh embarassed im not cute .u better go an slap em grin bye.[/color]
no i won't...i am a gentle man.... grin

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