Before I start, please note that I am big Linda fan, and I hope she gets to read this. The two things that are stopping her from getting a husband is two major criteria of her in what she wants in man, which are that- He must be richer than her, and that he must love sex.

This two don't mix. Linda Ikeji is already a multi-millionaire, so if she needs someone richer than her, the person must be a billionaire. This is already in short supply, she now adds that he must also love sex. Men! Where have you seen a billionaire that has energy for the kind of crazy sex Linda is wishing for? I have not seen.


I am not saying billionaires are not promiscuous; they are some out there. But trust me when I say they don't have time for long sex. They might just have time for 5 minutes of sex, and then back to work. I am sure this is not the kind of man Linda is looking for. The men that love sex and can do all those kinky things I know she fantasize about in her Banana Island mansion are the thousandnaires.

I think she needs to pick one. Get a husband that is richer than her but doesn't have too much time for sex, or get one that loves sex, but is not as rich as her.

I should fry kpomo? anyways, your thread is true in some way.

Nigerians and other people's lives

U b Linda relative or moreover PA

olab059:
Before I start, please note that I am big Linda fan, and I hope she gets to read this. The two things that are stopping her from getting a husband is two major criteria of her in what she wants in man, which are that- He must be richer than her, and that he must love sex.

This two don't mix. Linda Ikeji is already a multi-millionaire, so if she needs someone richer than her, the person must be a billionaire. This is already in short supply, she now adds that he must also love sex. Men! Where have you seen a billionaire that has energy for the kind of crazy sex Linda is wishing for? I have not seen.


I am not saying billionaires are not promiscuous; they are some out there. But trust me when I say they don't have time for long sex. They might just have time for 5 minutes of sex, and then back to work. I am sure this is not the kind of man Linda is looking for. The men that love sex and can do all those kinky things I know she fantasize about in her Banana Island mansion are the thousandnaires.

I think she needs to pick one. Get a husband that is richer than her but doesn't have too much time for sex, or get one that loves sex, but is not as rich as her.

How is that your business??

Hmm

poverty mentality displayed by the op

Idydarling:
poverty mentality displayed by the op

Look at you forming sexy in your dp with your big big muscles. Are you Hulk Hogan's cousin? Ode girl.

olab059:


Look at you forming sexy in your dp with your big big muscles. Are you Hulk Hogan's cousin? Ode girl.

and u had to go check my dp in order to curse? POVERTY MENTALITY!!!!

Idydarling:
and u had to go check my dp in order to curse? POVERTY MENTALITY!!!!

Why is your face swollen like someone that has lupus? And one guy go still kiss you? Eww! Disgusting.

Osasnidas:
Nigerians and other people's lives

as in, the thing tire me. Only if they can use that opportunity to arrange their own lives, since they know too much. We won't have poor and mad people everywhere in the street

OK

olab059:
Before I start, please note that I am big Linda fan, and I hope she gets to read this. The two things that are stopping her from getting a husband is two major criteria of her in what she wants in man, which are that- He must be richer than her, and that he must love sex.

This two don't mix. Linda Ikeji is already a multi-millionaire, so if she needs someone richer than her, the person must be a billionaire. This is already in short supply, she now adds that he must also love sex. Men! Where have you seen a billionaire that has energy for the kind of crazy sex Linda is wishing for? I have not seen.


I am not saying billionaires are not promiscuous; they are some out there. But trust me when I say they don't have time for long sex. They might just have time for 5 minutes of sex, and then back to work. I am sure this is not the kind of man Linda is looking for. The men that love sex and can do all those kinky things I know she fantasize about in her Banana Island mansion are the thousandnaires.

I think she needs to pick one. Get a husband that is richer than her but doesn't have too much time for sex, or get one that loves sex, but is not as rich as her.

So you took your good time to this about Linda.

My friend are you jobless

Great! Preparing to fry ice cream now!

OP ur so on point. U don hear gigolo wey be billionaire?

BlackMbakara1:
OP ur so on point. U don hear gigolo wey be billionaire?

Thank you. I am glad there is someone on here who gets what I am saying.

So you didn't hear she will be getting married to one strong 'chested', Uche Odikanwa, in October?

ROSYL:
So you didn't hear she will be getting married to one strong 'chested', Uche Odikanwa, in October?

Story.

Is that you in your DP? lovely belly.

olab059:


Why is your face swollen like someone that has lupus? And one guy go still kiss you? Eww! Disgusting.

even the woman who gave birth to u can never be like me POVERTY MENTALITY DISPLaYED BY THE OP

Idydarling:
even the woman who gave birth to u can never be like me POVERTY MENTALITY DISPLaYED BY THE OP

Hahaha! See your body structure like that of Shrek. Funny girl.

olab059:


Hahaha! See your body structure that of Shrek. Funny girl.

i pity you sir, u are only miserable and looking for one to rub off ur misery on. do u need a job or capital to start something? i can help u with that, i understand the economy wants to make u commit suicide and ur rent has not been paid, contact me asap, sad man!

Idydarling:
i pity you sir, u are only miserable and looking for one to rub off ur misery on. do u need a job or capital to start something? i can help u with that, i understand the economy wants to make u commit suicide and ur rent has not been paid, contact me asap, sad man!

Hahaha! Listen to this female chimp o! You want to give me money? lol! How about you spend some of that money on yourself first. Let me stop here cos I can sense my yabs are beginning to get to you. Truth is bitter and I don't want anyone committing suicide because of me. Have a nice life.

olab059:


Hahaha! Listen to this female chimp o! You want to give me money? lol! How about you spend some of that money on yourself first. Let me stop here cos I can sense my yabs are beginning to get to you. Truth is bitter and I don't want anyone committing suicide because of me. Have a nice life.

lol, i know the reverse is the case, at least i'm a female, what about u that is castrated and cannot prove urself to be a man, sorry sir, life is indeed hard for you

Idydarling:
lol, i know the reverse is the case, at least i'm a female, what about u that is castrated and cannot prove urself to be a man, sorry sir, life is indeed hard for you

Yea, I know the only thing you got going for you is your puzzy. No beauty...no brains...no brezz...nothing. Just one expired puzzy you use to get money from those cocaine boys. Your life is dependent on man. Idiat girl.

olab059:


Yea, I know the only thing you got going for you is your puzzy. No beauty...no brains...no brezz...nothing. Just one expired puzzy you use to get money from those cocaine boys. Your life is dependent on man. Idiat girl.

hehehehe rants of a castrated pig, sorry man, i dont want to put u in the grave, i repeat,SEND ME YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER!

Idydarling:
hehehehe rants of a castrated pig, sorry man, i dont want to put u in the grave, i repeat,SEND ME YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER!

You would probably have to Bleep three guys to get 10k, and you are concerned about my own financial status? Lol! Take care of yourself first. Go get a job and stop fuckiing around.

olab059:


You would probably have to Bleep three guys to get 10k, and you are concerned about my own financial status? Lol! Take care of yourself first. Go get a job and stop fuckiing around.

tired already? i understand what's happening to u is called mid-life crisis, so sorry u are old, penniless, jobless, DEPRESSED and balding, the only thing that can help u out of ur miserable life is Linda's money, i still want to help u tho, u sad old little man,SEND ME YOUR F**king ACCOUNT NUMBER YOU BLEEPING EDIOT!!

Idydarling:
tired already? i understand what's happening to u is called mid-life crisis, so sorry u are old, penniless, jobless, DEPRESSED and balding, the only thing that can help u out of ur miserable life is Linda's money, i still want to help u tho, u sad old little man,SEND ME YOUR F**king ACCOUNT NUMBER YOU BLEEPING EDIOT!!

Mrs. Smelly puzzy that every boy can fucckk for a price, you still dey talk about money? With that your okrika top to bottom way u dey wear for your oogly DP. Hahaha! You just make me laugh when you talk about sending me money. Let us end this by proving ourselves. Send me your account details and I will send you 10k within seconds. At least you can use that to buy a new weavon.

olab059:


Mrs. Smelly puzzy that every boy can fucckk for a price, you still dey talk about money? With that your okrika top to bottom way u dey wear for your oogly DP. Hahaha! You just make me laugh when you talk about sending me money. Let us end this by proving ourselves. Send me your account details and I will send you 10k within seconds. At least you can use that to buy a new weavon.

you've run out of words castrated sad little old man, y don't u use the 10k to buy wrapper for ya mum whom you've left to suffer in the village, na her curse the follow u ode,u dey look for linda ikeji money to chop ba? sad little goat

Idydarling:
you've run out of words castrated sad little old man, y don't u use the 10k to buy wrapper for ya mum whom you've left to suffer in the village, na her curse the follow u ode,u dey look for linda ikeji money to chop ba? sad little goat

Hahaha! You think I am like you who your parents still live in a hut inside Aguilere village in Anambra. My parents gave birth to me in Lagos, in a three bedroom flat, and they have been living in their self contain duplex for the past 22 years. Girl, just send me your account, let me make you smile small today.

olab059:


Hahaha! You think I am like you who your parents still live in a hut inside Aguilere village in Anambra. My parents gave birth to me in Lagos, in a three bedroom flat, and they have been living in their self contain duplex for the past 22 years. Girl, just send me your account, let me make you smile small today.

a fool at 40 is indeed a fool forever, dear gold digging op, YOU ARE A FOOL FOREVER!!

Hmmm na so femi falana