Op..dis is 4 u ...........>

As silly as my blackberry battery is...it still last longer than some relationships

mykel04:
. Na wa o.u got me falling off my sofa with deep intensed laugh.

lolz

BlackOnassis:

negro pls, laughter wan kill me for here. u be waffi man?

Chivee:
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! Can't stop laughing. U harsh oh..

Cinderella and GEJ are proof that shoes can change ur life...

Moral lesson: Neva look down on ur shoe..it might be helpful someday

keandre:

Nawa ooo

Oshomohle be like GOAT wey rub POWDER

sweetorgasm:
i have slept with 99% of the ladies in my department in school, "IS there any repercussion?

No repercussion... just take am easy

friendzone

This morning she greeted me in dis manner...

Enypie:
Pls, what is that cave?

So u wanna act like u don't knw wat dat cave stands for...Huh ?

There's something fishy

TDonald:
And this made FP..... smh for the mods

...keep postin comment,,,, Neva give up... one day u might post something reasonable and not stupid....

Jesu !!!!!!!! """" Is dis old man trying to give excuse ?

lilmax:
yes

Is not ur fault.. b'cos I allow u use my Wi-Fi ....
make I even put password

Teenaira:

Thank GOD for you. Don't have a mum again. It sure pains. Believe me the tears don't ever dry.

Take heart pal ....I knw how it feels

lilmax:
Okay

must u comment ?

Yea, i know them...... One is a MAN while the other is a WOMAN

Albie:
Yes , three ladies raped me

Bad boy...

laivwire:
I'm not bad with women but this is the second time this scenario is playing itself and I need tips on how to go about it. The girl is question is fine, like 8/10 rating on the scale of hotness. I met her at a restaurant and I asked for her number which she gave willingly, no story.

Whatsapp messages and calls to the line have proved its hers too but this babe won't pick calls, she picks, says she's busy, hangs up and she doesn't reply missed calls. I don't overflog it though and I stop calling after 2 attempts.

She pops on Whatsapp although she's hidden her last seen feature. She reads the messages but won't reply.

What's confusing me is that she made no fuss when giving me the number and that's the only time we've come across. My next move is to wait till she closes from work and pick her up but before I take that step.

I need inputs.

bro.. m not a pickup artists,,,,but with d little experience I av with girls.. dis is wat actually happened..



she gave u her number because she liked u at first n she finds u interesting..but u spoilt d 1st impression she had abt u by being desperate..
,,,

like u said ..she doesn't pick ur call, even when she picks..she'll say she's busy then hang up.. dis mess happened simply b'cos u'r kinda desperate for her..

My Man..next time a girl gives u her digit.. wait for at least a day or 2 days b4 u call or text her..
when u eventually call her..let her knw u av been busy n u called her nw b'cos u'r less busy...
,
,,,That's all I can say 4 nw...while dealing with her or any other girl u'll meet

Always display confidence...
let her know u want her but u don't need her


* going to sleep *

genearts:
Trekking and tweeting.... How do u charge ur phones?? abi una carry gen along??

while trekking,,,when their phones needs to charged..they'll simply look 4 were to charge it...

so stop thinking like a fundamental illiterate

soe:
are you assuming i am jobless? Lol...if only you knew

OK.. I hear you

onyi4edu:
Salary isn't growing because fuel, bread and rent are all eating from salary

That's what up

[quote author=kathykathy post=33415263]d only reason i wld slap my nigga is if he forcefully bleeps my punany,,,

After he has forcefully bleep ur punany..then u slapped him.,,,,, That's what I call "campaign after election"..

He done do am already..

kinglekan:
Who is the OP?

Ohhh Twaciii, dis shld be interesting then.
*takes a seat*
Lemme read ist.

woman wrapper

Sermwell:
Is the purpose of crowning Miss Nairaland to make people cry at the end of the day?...will you still vote for TWACI with this kind of publicity below

Nawa oo...Who will cry at the end..