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Romance / Re: Why Do Some Girls Like Guys In A Relationship? by Huee(f): 1:29am On Aug 20, 2017
It's thrilling wink
Also quite adventurous.
Romance / Re: Ways To Woo A Girl Without Using Money. by Huee(f): 1:26am On Aug 20, 2017
cuteguy123:
So hey guys here are some ways to woo a girl without using money, money is not everything but everything needs money.
This works best on girls who are single or want a new relationship, of course I wouldn't go with these on a slay queen. They have no brains so lol.

Don't get me wrong. I said without money. This is not in anyway encouraging broke guys o cause money is still needed in the relationship. You guys must go out. You must transport if you have a car you must buy fuel etc. Money needed for all those things.

So here are some ways. If you are cute. This will make you outstanding.

1. Be funny and romantic.

If you want to woo a girl and you are a funny guy, you have an advantage, you can mix this wittiness of yours with romance, be romantic and at the same time be funny, don't just be funny. Be funny and slowly keep a great conversation with her while making your intentions know to her slowly, slowly do this, it will be preferable to do this via chat or in person anyone you feel comfortable with.

Like for example of me being funny.

Girl :she uploaded a very cute dp and I was like

me: babe, this your dp is too cute o, you want to give them boys sleepless night ba, you just they hit anyhow o, even fire self they quench, your own na endless hotness"

She found it funny and she laughed and then I added the romantic funny line

"our babies are going to be very cute, I mean look at how cute their mother is, and of course the daddy which is me is also cute so our combination will be beautiful" and she was like

Girl: oh dear you are very funny.

So you see.

It has even gotten to the point that she enjoys me so much that even if we are suppose to take a bus home she will be like "baby no need lets stroll so we can see things to laugh and gist about and hold hands, it's romantic"

I give her a great conversation that I leave her yearning for more. I am more than best friend and parents combined because I have given her the kind of excitement. Listening ears that she hasn't experienced before.

2. If you have a great voice, sing to her.

Girls love guys who have great voice and can sing, so if you can sing her a romantic short song most of the time. She will definitely fall in love with you. While slowly making your intentions known to her.

3. Be neat and keep a great fashion sense.

Dress responsibly with some mature swag. Not some childish bull shit, if you wanna sag. Sag moderately. It's still cute. Just be yourself. Dress cool. If you keep your hair. Make sure it's well shaved.

Wear good Cologne with beautiful smell.
Brush your teeths.

Just smell good whenever you are around here.

4. Look fit and be cute

I do 30 press up every morning and 30 frog jumps so my up and down body looks fit and it's attractive, drink water and eat moderately so you don't become fat and look unkempt.
Take care of your skin, look fresh and kept. Very important.

5. Take her out to nice places.
Take to cool restaurants, shouldn't be too cheap. Tell her you took her here not because you have the money for it but because you just wanted to make her feel special and that you both are not complete without each other. She will appreciate it. You don't have to take her to expensive places all the time.

You could take her to the cinemas to watch a cool movie. But pop corn. Play with her gently while watching the movie. Kiss her. Hold her hand and enjoy yourselves together.

In summary.

Have a great personality.

Don't be too nice but be nice.

If she asks you for something and you have do for her. If you don't have tell her straight.

If you need help. Ask her too.

Know your worth and let your actions tell her that and you also value yourself. Let your word be your word. Don't act weak. Don't boss her around. Respect her decisions.

Be yourself. Don't act like dangote pikin, humble yourself. She will fall in love with you.

You can get Charles nneji bang rule. Grab a few points from it like I did.

Don't be asshole and start playing around.

The book helped me and I am in a very healthy relationship.

We are like siblings, we look out for each other. She can't stay a day without me. All I did was apply the aforementioned.she is always the one saying baby I love you. She is virtually now obsessed with me. She can't get enough and she wants more.
Keep the excitement in your relationship.

That's all folks.
. Have a great evening.

The kids part seems quite cocky...
Buh being neat and having a great fashion sense is important...
And smelling good... that's like super important...
OP I'm impressed smiley
Being simple solves the puzzle
Romance / Re: Nysc Has Made Me Bleep Fuckaholic..help by Huee(f): 10:59pm On Aug 19, 2017
Rorachy:
Piss off!
Naaa.
Now I have your time...
So yh rant...
The clapback would be epic!! smiley
Romance / Re: Nysc Has Made Me Bleep Fuckaholic..help by Huee(f): 10:56pm On Aug 19, 2017
Rorachy:
Mgbeke feeling funky. I just decided to check the nonentity that is quoting me anyhow, you think by snapping picture in front of a face-me-I-face-you torn door net gives you the right to talk to me.

Your eyebrows don't even have curves, is that charcoal you used?

I change pictures when I want, I couldn't care less about your opinion cos its stupid just like you.



Lol...
grin grin grin grin grin
This is the part where I laugh at your stupidity....
You're so dumb honey
Super dumb
grin grin grin
Next time eehhhh try extending your makeup to your neck!!
Did you just type "Mgbeke"??
Baby I'm clearly better off than you.
Compare and contrast
cheesy
Romance / Re: Nysc Has Made Me Bleep Fuckaholic..help by Huee(f): 10:00pm On Aug 19, 2017
Rorachy:
Bye bitchhh.
Uhh baby bitchh...
Changing your picture doesn't make any sense.
Your eyebrows still looks funny and stiff.
Uuhh sweetheart, try buying a good lipstick cause that shii you got on your lips clearly peels, and you should also learn to line your lips before applying lipstick... that's when you buy quality.....
Peace out baby kiss

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Romance / Re: Nysc Has Made Me Bleep Fuckaholic..help by Huee(f): 9:43pm On Aug 19, 2017
Rorachy:
Dear Huee, if you want I can teach you how to construct sentence like that and my sentences are not anything close to being funny but then you empty skull won't be able to learn itangry.

Next time don't take shots at me especially when you don't know where to put comma in your sentence.
Young lady, you clearly have no sense of humour and taking shots at you would be a waste of my precious time..
Move on bit*h kiss
Romance / Re: Ladies That Are Too Confident Are Turn Off! *my Opinion* by Huee(f): 9:46pm On Aug 18, 2017
There are men who love ladies who can challenge them, have a mind of theirs and also have their back anytime...
Such ladies produce successful men.
I just feel you're either intimidated or don't like females challenging your authority.

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Looks Absolutely Stunning As He Signs Endorsement Deal (photos) by Huee(f): 7:15pm On Aug 18, 2017
Probably his sugar daddy is a stakeholder at the company.....
Anyways anal sex be doing a lot for him tho

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Romance / Re: Nysc Has Made Me Bleep Fuckaholic..help by Huee(f): 6:36pm On Aug 18, 2017
Chaii!!!
Dear Rorachy your construction of sentences is as funny as your eyebrows.....
I'm just saying tho grin
Romance / Re: Checkout The Trending Pictures Posted By This "Slay Queen" On Facebook by Huee(f): 6:21pm On Aug 18, 2017
Nackzy:
She's from Ekiti or Akwa Ibom
Awka-ibom females are nothing compared those images Abeg!!
We're so better than that human smiley

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Romance / Re: Nysc Has Made Me Bleep Fuckaholic..help by Huee(f): 6:10pm On Aug 18, 2017
Doyin400l:

Boss e no easy to achieve oo. Some corpers never see one girl pant sef talk less of bleeping.. The op be chairman oo. Respect am.
@op keep slaying the bitches
So any girl he has sex with is a bitch ba??
undecided
Smh.....
Respect ladies sweetheart, it's important
Celebrities / Re: Khanyi Mbau: "I Don’t Bleach My Skin, I Only Lighten It” by Huee(f): 12:52pm On Aug 18, 2017
opeyemiieblog:
i know but u don't have to insult someone in name of correcting that person
I didn't insult you.... I only made a statement
Romance / Re: Checkout The Trending Pictures Posted By This "Slay Queen" On Facebook by Huee(f): 12:48pm On Aug 18, 2017
grin
Oh Damn!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Khanyi Mbau: "I Don’t Bleach My Skin, I Only Lighten It” by Huee(f): 12:35pm On Aug 18, 2017
opeyemiieblog:
n wat Av u use this ur use of tenses to gain in ur life.... anyway Na u sabi that one... that's ur prob
Sweetheart!!! It helps in communication.
Celebrities / Re: Khanyi Mbau: "I Don’t Bleach My Skin, I Only Lighten It” by Huee(f): 11:06am On Aug 18, 2017
opeyemiieblog:
thank God a crappy feed me often..... now who lack sense BTW me n u.... idiot
Can't believe you run a blog....
Your use of tenses is horrible sad
Celebrities / Re: Khanyi Mbau: "I Don’t Bleach My Skin, I Only Lighten It” by Huee(f): 11:02am On Aug 18, 2017
I don't get it !! Sister!! It's the same thing ooo
Stop fooling your self and the pinkish rubbish undecided
Celebrities / Re: Juliana Olayode "Toyo Baby" Lied About Her Virginity - Fans Slam Actress by Huee(f): 8:59am On Aug 18, 2017
rxgodwin:
Hmmm, this one weak me oooo.


Na ds kind news go make pesin discharge him wife on wedding night.


If i were a gal i wont throw being a virgin around.

That alone cant be my selling point.

You can be a virgin nd a bad cook, ill behaved and lustful.

Na virginity ur husband go chop

Na virginity ur husband, neighbours, inlaws, colleagues go live and interact with


Am not an advocate of promiscuicity, but its time to truly live by virtue amd high moral standards.



Persinally, all i need is tyte, nice chamber, good oza rum skills. Good culinary skill and manners. Aint much ryte?
#
Exactly!! God bless you

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Shows Off Dollars,interior Of His ''n12m Home' And Man Who Gave Him N1m by Huee(f): 10:24pm On Aug 17, 2017
Can't believe he abi she spelt "mirror" as "mirrow"
grin
Education / Re: Olosunde Aderonke Oyindamola Who Did Project Work On 'Jenifa's Diary English' by Huee(f): 8:28pm On Aug 17, 2017
ashewoboy:
she is beautiful, i wanna fvck her. is she a nairalander?
Of all the things to state..... Smh

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Religion / Re: Gunmen Kill Worshippers At A Catholic Church In Ozubulu, Anambra State (Graphic) by Huee(f): 11:52am On Aug 06, 2017
simplex2:


Lol...u look malnourished in that DP. With big nose and thick lips that can pass for N200 kpomo. I hope that baby is not yours because we don't encourage child-bride in this part of naija.

This is just mean!!
Romance / Re: Dear Slay Queens by Huee(f): 7:53pm On Aug 04, 2017
skarlett:
What have slay queens done to all of you If you don't like making up and showing off for the gram, leave others who do, its their life and their business. Stop redefining the term to suit your own whims, caprices and opinions because frankly no one gives a fvck. Slay if you want to slay and if you can't, stop being a hater angry

I'm not surprised tho, females are always their own enemies undecided
God bless you
Finally!!!

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Replies Amir Khan Over Cheating Accusations by Huee(f): 6:31pm On Aug 04, 2017
OkuFaba:
We Africans love our women #BBW no be whity wey den dey dry front and back
Ok this is just mean. undecided
Crime / Re: Nigerian Aboard Ethiopian Airlines Slumps, Dies Of High Grams Of Drug In Body by Huee(f): 5:37pm On Aug 04, 2017
Wow!!!
Such an interesting thread smiley
Romance / Re: Omg" - The Curves On This Lady Tho! People Wont Shut Up About It/her by Huee(f): 5:48pm On Jul 27, 2017
Modragon:


Frustrated lol,u tink poo holes like u give me joy..not even close..choke on that
Eeehhhh!! Oga you better chill...
I'm sure I didn't insult you...
You better don't start it.
Unam Ikot !!!
Romance / Re: Omg" - The Curves On This Lady Tho! People Wont Shut Up About It/her by Huee(f): 9:09am On Jul 26, 2017
Burgerlomo:


But Y U dey mind dem? They're all bunch of pretenders.
Sweetheart, it's obvious
Romance / Re: Omg" - The Curves On This Lady Tho! People Wont Shut Up About It/her by Huee(f): 9:07am On Jul 26, 2017
Modragon:


Dats what idiots like you say to encourage indecency..
Making the abnormal normal.shit hole
I understand that you're frustrated... It's fine. wink
Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom People Show Strong Support For Nnamdi Kanu As They Await His Arrival by Huee(f): 6:04am On Jul 26, 2017
NtoAkwaIbom:


See this idiot.. Mbok try to interpre this one for google and tell me tge meaning.

Ado atta atta unam ikod, .me ete ye eka mfo, ekps ke use ke condom, afo ukpu ku suenne ke afid mbio ufok mfo ntom.

grin grin
Se mkpo oooo
Romance / Re: Omg" - The Curves On This Lady Tho! People Wont Shut Up About It/her by Huee(f): 5:43am On Jul 26, 2017
You guys need to stop acting like you're perfect angry

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Celebrities / Re: Twitter User Finally Locates His Tekno's High School Classmate, Paul Akere by Huee(f): 11:56pm On Jul 25, 2017
Yh right...Finally undecided
Education / Re: Mass Communications Student Who Defended Her B.sc. Project Last Week Friday Dead by Huee(f): 11:41pm On Jul 20, 2017
TarOrfeek:


it's a social science in some faculties.
Prove it
Education / Re: Mass Communications Student Who Defended Her B.sc. Project Last Week Friday Dead by Huee(f): 7:00pm On Jul 20, 2017
Mass communication...
Bachelor of science (B.sc)
Na wa ooo undecided
Romance / Re: See The Chemistry In This Classy Pre-Wedding Shoot by Huee(f): 11:13am On Jun 08, 2017
veekid:
Their sèx life will be out of this planet
Definitely

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