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RomanceRe: How To Solve Relationship Problems: Applying The 80 20 Rule To Your Relationship by hulkmandaza: 12:20pm On Aug 05, 2014
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RomanceRe: South African Girls Seem Cuter Than Nigerian Girls by hulkmandaza: 5:50pm On Aug 03, 2014
Fulaman198: Your statement wreaks of vast inferiority complex and comes off as someone who has never schooled. Who the heck says mixed children are better looking unless if very have been severely brainwashed.
you don't have anything reasonable thing to say/write. I'd rather leave u to your stupidity than reply u again. My mb is more precious than your destiny,
RomanceRe: South African Girls Seem Cuter Than Nigerian Girls by hulkmandaza: 5:47am On Aug 03, 2014
Fulaman198: No, just no

You sound very uneducated
Really? how Mr Einstein?
RomanceRe: South African Girls Seem Cuter Than Nigerian Girls by hulkmandaza: 7:06pm On Aug 02, 2014
Trust me, most of the hot naija girls are not even in Nigeria. Naija girls are hotter and prettier. compare native south Africans to our girls and not the mixed breeds. We all know mixed breeds are ALWAYS better.
Music/RadioRe: Sorry, Slim, But Lil Wayne Is The Greatest MC Alive by hulkmandaza: 11:01am On Jul 21, 2014
Eminem is a rap god. y'all should listen to bad guy & wicked ways. lil Wayne just has crazy punchlines. but Eminem's songs make more sense. especially bad guy. a sequel to Stan.
EducationRe: Covenant University Admission List Is Out!!! by hulkmandaza: 11:32pm On Jul 08, 2014
I got admitted. Chem eng. I had 243 in jamb and 40/60. In p.jamb. Can u guys keep me updated.
PhonesRe: The Truth About Tecno For Those Rushing The Phone by hulkmandaza: 7:23pm On Dec 12, 2013
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Shocker: It Happened For Real by hulkmandaza(op): 1:05pm On Oct 31, 2013
joeydozzy: Ehen, ehen what now happened in part 2?
What did van vicker parents say? cheesy
u nd ur sister above are both running low on brain juice
Nairaland GeneralShocker: It Happened For Real by hulkmandaza(op): 12:27pm On Oct 31, 2013
IT HAPPENED 4 REAL
A guy dated a gurl for 2yrs without
sex, even after d traditional
marriage d gurl still did not allow d
guy touch her. So d wedding day
was fixed and just a day b4 d
wedding was d bachelors eve and
all his frends were wit their fiancee
and were having a nice time. The
guy felt very Hot but his wife
turned him down
again and begged him 2 wait a
little longer so he agreed. At last d
D-DAY finally came nd d guy was
waiting patiently 4 d wedding 2 b
over.....at 6pm d latest couple were
at home and r abt 2 relax so the
guy ask his wife 2 com 2 d
bathroom wit him bt she said she
is shy and cant bath
wit him so the guy agreed, she
went in 2 take her bath 1st and
after bathing she went 2 bed while
her husband also went in 2 bath.
When he was done bathing,he
came out naked 2 meet his wife
who was already
asleep so he went 2 d bed and
kissed her then she woke up, she
was panting when
she saw her husband nudity and
was already caressing her, she
started
crying begging him 2 wait till nyt
fall. He was so Hot but managed
2
control himself. She asked him not
2 worry but 2 wait and let her get
sum rest and dat when she
wakes up he will do wot eva he
desires.
However, at nightfall, armed
robbers attacked them, they wia 5
in number and d
five of them took turn in raping his
wife. The 1st guy deflowered her,
the hubby could nt bear it, he cried
as he watched those heartless men
force
themselves in2 his wife. They left
her lyf less because she became
unconscious. She was rushed 2 d
hospital and after she regained her
consciousness, her embittered
husband sent her packing.
Did d guy do d ryt thing by sending
her packing? if u wia d guy wot
will u do? pls answer sincerely.
No harsh comments pls
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Stoke City (3 - 2) On 26th October 2013 by hulkmandaza: 4:14pm On Oct 26, 2013
Man u she af die
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mysterious Winner Takes Earth Messages In Brazil, London And New York by hulkmandaza:
1st to comment ooooo, Dedicating this to etisalat,nokia and nepa. *its an advertisement for the FIFA world cup.*
Nairaland GeneralIs Nigeria Worth Dying For? by hulkmandaza(op): 9:57am On Oct 01, 2013
IS NIGERIA WORTH DYING FOR?
I smoke in my room last night; yes
I did. I smoke out thoughts of
disbelieve, resentment and
sentiments about Nigeria. I was up
and awake. I saw 30th of
September as it passed through
the night till the arrival of a brand
new day, in the starry freshness of
the morning dim light. I choose
not to blink my eyes for sleep. Yes I
was smoking.
I was drilling with my thoughts
through the times and ages
Nigeria has passed through. I was
awake as many Nigerians were on
the 30th of September, 1960.
Indeed it dawned on me that our
dear country has a long way to go.
Not so long, I called out in rhetoric:
“is Nigeria worth dying for?
Indeed, Nigeria is still on the
highway to Nationhood. We have a
long way to go in galvanizing the
multiple ethnic divisions into one
body, not to be divided by
thoughts and prospects of our
people.
Last night, I cast my mind at the
sweet sermons told to us by our
leaders who were fortunate
enough to lick the fresh milk from
the tender breast of young Mother
Nigeria. They told us how they had
access to free education. They told
us how they were given meals
tickets and treated as crèches
while in college. It is however
appalling that these few fantasies
which our fathers enjoyed have
been waded off existence.
Behold a country which does not
love its people. A country whose
sleeves have been shattered, so
rough that it can no longer sheath
the skins of its people; cold and
shiver congeal everyone. We are in
an unpredictable generation. A
generation which has nothing for
its people save regret and
nostalgia. A nation which its’
people cannot tell their future.
They told us endless stories about
tomorrow which never comes.
Our leaders betray us. In the early
days of Nigeria, they were pleaded
with to go to school. These days,
our parents and teachers, those
we behold as role models, push us
out of the school gates in pursuit
of their self interests. I asked
myself, if it was in the early days of
Independence, do you think ASUU
will lock up the school gates? I
doubt if they will. Even if at all they
do, there would be a government,
so keen and kind to hear them.
Last night was sweet, though
saggy for me. My thoughts sagged
into the realities of Nigeria’s
experience today. Our leaders are
heartless. They care less for the
fortunes of their people.
I went to visit the member
representing my constituency in
the state House of Assembly. He
knew my mission for the visit so
he denied me assess to him. I was
actually going to interview him
about the tardy rate of education
development in my constituency.
He wasn’t reachable. I sent him a
text: “...It may not be good for me
to go to press without hearing
from you as the constituency
representative except you wish
otherwise...”; immediately he
replied: “I am in UK”.
You see? Must our leaders hear the
voice of force and threats? Yes
they often do. That is why
sometimes I don’t seem to blame
ASUU so much. They are protesting
a perceived positive course. They
put pressure on the government.
They cast spell on the political
leaders for been insensitive to the
course of education. They believe
they are fighting for Nigeria.
The military stand on the boarders
to shield its territorial integrity;
others stand on the hills,
mountains, rivers and in the air to
guide the land and space Nigeria.
They die in droves each time they
are been attacked by terrorists.
The police face same fate. They
sacrifice their precious talents and
lives for the peace and unity of this
country.
Do we talk about the teachers?
They strain their voice and nerves
to pass the precious virtues which
they have in their brains. They
engage in endless research to
update their knowledge all for the
sake of Nigerian education.
How about the children? They are
found everyday sprinting on the
streets to serve our peopled
country. They hawk to sell and
save; to eat and live in peace.
The civil servants are to be more
pitied. They cultivate their concerns
to serve the country which pays
them some farthing for survival.
They have a lot to lose and so little
to gain; yet they keep serving.
Is Nigeria worth dying for? Well
your guess is as good as mine.
But then, I have this poem which I
dedicate for the day. I tag it The
Poem of the Day:
Others may forget but never will I
The Green Flag of Victory which
flies so high
Its FREEDOM and JUBILEE for you
and I
To plough, to reap, to eat and Dine
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by hulkmandaza: 9:36am On Oct 01, 2013
i posted this first nd it didnt reach the fp. Nairaland is a lyk nigerias government. *mtchw*
Nairaland GeneralRe: NIGERIA 53 Years Report Card by hulkmandaza(op): 12:16am On Oct 01, 2013
Nairaland GeneralNIGERIA 53 Years Report Card by hulkmandaza(op): 12:15am On Oct 01, 2013
NIGERIA 53 years report card
Electricity.... ..........E8
Education...... .......E8
Good Road........... ..D7
Banking Sector......E8
Bombing........ .........A1
Creativity..... .............D7
Sport.......... ..............C 5
Telecommunicati on....C4
Security....... .............F9
Corruption..... ..........A1
Embezzlement... ..... A1
Leadership..... ..........F9
Job opportunity.... .....F9
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm,
This is serious. Is this not a carry
over?
CelebritiesRe: Pictures: Bbathechase Bassey Arrives Nigeria For Beverly's Birthday Today by hulkmandaza: 1:35pm On Sep 28, 2013
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BusinessRe: Lucrative Business Ideas by hulkmandaza: 1:33pm On Sep 28, 2013
GamingRe: Borrowing Of Games by hulkmandaza(op): 1:28am On Sep 28, 2013
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GamingBorrowing Of Games by hulkmandaza(op): 8:03pm On Sep 27, 2013
hey, i was wondering if we'd all wana exchange ps3 cds.
HealthRe: Baby With 2 Heads Survives Risky Surgery In Afghanistan (PHOTOS) by hulkmandaza:
If i say END u say TIME anoda man say THINGS omo na u sabi.
Science/TechnologyRe: Doctors Grow Nose On Man’s Forehead by hulkmandaza: 1:00am On Sep 27, 2013
MCKULQ: By Tia Ghose, A man in China whose nose was damaged in an accident is growing a replacement nose on his forehead.

After a Chinese man’s nose was irreparably damaged from infection, his doctors decided to “grow” a second nose on the man’s forehead to replace the original nose.
The patient, identified only as Xiaolian according to Reuters, has his nose damaged from an infection following a car accident. His doctors decided the only way to reconstruct his nose was to surgically form a new one on the 22-year-old’s forehead.
Doctors Grow Ear on Cancer Patient’s Arm
Tissue expanders were placed under the skin and then cut to resemble a nose. According to local media, doctors expect to implant the new nose soon.
Dr. Patrick Byrne, the director of Facial, Plastic and Reconstruction Surgery at Johns Hopkins Medical Center, said forehead skin is used to help reform noses because it is the closest match to skin on the nose. However, usually the nose is reformed during surgery instead of on a patient’s forehead.
“My guess would be that they felt that the tissue in the nose was so damaged they had to use the forehead skin on the interior part of the nose,” said Byrne. “It’ll be a real nose and [have a] breathing passage way.”
Scientists Craft 3-D Ear With Printer
When the nose is transplanted, cartilage from Xiaolian’s rib will be used to give the nose added structure.
Byrne said Xiaolian’s new nose will be most vulnerable during the 18 months after his transplant.
“There’s a lot that can happen,” said Byrne. “If he gets a little infection the cartilage can disintegrate… [what looked like a nose] now looks like a blob.”
However Byrne said as long as Xiaolian is able to avoid complications, his new nose should work nearly as well as his original nose.
“He should be able to smell, the smell receptors are pretty high in the nose,” said Bryne.
In the future Byrne imagines that doctors will be able to grow entire ears and noses in the lab before transplant.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2013/09/25/doctors-grow-nose-on-mans-forehead/
If i say END u say TIME anoda man say THINGS omoh nah u sabi.
FamilyRe: Lamentations Of A Nigerian!!! by hulkmandaza: 7:15pm On Sep 23, 2013
Ebig22: if i say i'm not fed up with nigeria then i'm decieving myself.
i'm just frustrated that i can kill someone now.many problems in mylife and in nigeria.feel like i can make a coup.but i cnt.feel like changing nigeria and i cant.all this situation is making me to ask questions,
if God is not in nigeria,i mean if he is in other countries.?i mean cant God make everyone equal? can God change nigeria?m i still gonna make it? cause m loosing the enthusiasm i had as a child.i had a dream but its not coming to pass.
i wish i can leave nigeria for a better place.i wish God can make me rule nigeria.i wish i had someone who can help with my dreams.boko haram and their trouble,pipeline vandalism,unemployment,ASUU strike,poor health,corruption,foolishness,lazy generation.nigeria is just cursed.
men am tired in olamides voice.Bleep nigeria and its leaders.i dont know why i am a nigerian.i just hate nigeria.
nairalanders i just need a ray of hope but i cant see it.nothing is coming like i dreamt.
hope u kw the strike wont end till 2017.
EducationRe: What Should I Do After Losing A First Class. by hulkmandaza: 12:59pm On Sep 22, 2013
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EducationRe: Chemical Engineering Vs Petroleum Engineering by hulkmandaza: 12:01pm On Sep 17, 2013
Chem. Eng all the way, i just got admitted in Landamark university. I pray my efforts won't be in vain at the end. AMEN
CelebritiesRe: "I Am Not Sex-starved, You All Are Suffering From 'konji'" - Afrocandy Tells Fan by hulkmandaza: 3:45pm On Sep 02, 2013
... 1st to comment. *dancing alanta* :-D
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea - UEFA Super Cup 2 - 2 ( 5 - 4) Pens on 30th-08-2013 by hulkmandaza: 3:25pm On Aug 30, 2013
biolabee: If you think Chelsea will win (Regular and/or after ET), like this post
Chelsea go chop pankere today. If u b.lv so click like
CelebritiesRe: UPDATE: Kris Jenner's Show Has NOT Been Cancelled. by hulkmandaza: 12:40am On Aug 30, 2013
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