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Jobs/VacanciesRe: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by humanbean: 8:10am On Dec 02, 2014
Good morning everyone. Please Pitoski, Uwa1 and DAMEFIZZY, could you guys do me a huge favor and also forward the test prep materials to kayceeon7@yahoo.com. I'd be very grateful for this. Thanks all.
Car TalkRe: Petrol Vs Diesel (why You Should Choose Diesel) by humanbean: 7:13pm On Nov 13, 2014
Petrol ~ N100. Diesel ~ N160. When diesel becomes cheaper, we can again reconsider.
EducationRe: For The Love Of God, It's "I'm" Not "Am"!!! by humanbean(op): 9:21am On Nov 02, 2014
jejemanito:
*It is 'I beg' not 'abeg'

tongue tongue tongue
Jeje smiley smiley smiley
EducationRe: For The Love Of God, It's "I'm" Not "Am"!!! by humanbean(op): 9:19am On Nov 02, 2014
imsuboi:
Am gonna make your life a living hell. tongue

Am just waking up from sleep sha
Am gonna start preparing for church pretty soon
Am gonna brush my teeth grin grin
Am a patriotic Nigerian
Am gonna pray very well in church today
Am so pissed off by this thread grin grin
This thread would mark the birth of the " Am " crew cheesy cheesy

Am
Am
Am
Am
Am
Am



Cry tongue tongue
The Am crew! Hehehe. Nice one bro grin. We'll be waiting for your crewmates so that we can cure your "Am" fever all at once tongue
EducationRe: For The Love Of God, It's "I'm" Not "Am"!!! by humanbean(op): 9:15am On Nov 02, 2014
godofwar666:
Correct. Wrong
Exhaust. Exaust
Interpret. Interprete
Occasion. Ocassion
Professor proffessor
Kerosene. Kerosine
Grievous. Grivious
Guidance. Guidiance
Movable. Moveable
Accommodation. Accomodation
Definition. Defination
Precede. Preceed
Wrong Amalgamation of Words
Correct. Wrong
In spite. Inspite
At least. Atleast
A lot. Alot

undecided undecided
Thank you so much brother. You have educated a lot of people with this one post.
EducationRe: For The Love Of God, It's "I'm" Not "Am"!!! by humanbean(op): 9:10am On Nov 02, 2014
Waspy:
Gaddem, its Human being not humanbean
cheesy cheesy cheesy

You're hilarious bro! Its a pun tongue cheesy grin
EducationFor The Love Of God, It's "I'm" Not "Am"!!! by humanbean(op): 12:42am On Nov 02, 2014
My people, social media has a way of warping the way we use the English language such that colloquialisms and shortcuts that we use informally start encroaching into formal and official situations.

To cut the long story short, please do not say am when you mean I'm. Its unbelievably infuriating. Imagine seeing such grammatical mistakes in official documentation coming from graduates. Graduates!!!

It is "I'm sure you will enjoy doing business with us" NOT "Am sure you will enjoy doing business with us". Abeg!!!

I'm not Am. Please let us try to keep this in mind and not disgrace the education that we claim to have spent years acquiring. Thank you.
TV/MoviesRe: Gulder Ultimate Search 11 Thread by humanbean: 10:52pm On Oct 24, 2014
My Noela is gone cry
RomanceRe: Guy Proposed To Girlfriend Dressed As A Homeless Man by humanbean: 7:26pm On Nov 09, 2013
Try this on a lagos babe and peeps in Dubai will hear the thunderclap that will land on your face ni. Oyibos... :-)
PhonesRe: Infinix X451 Race Bolt Q, One Of The Best Quad Core Smartphone. by humanbean: 5:11pm On Oct 08, 2013
Funny the noise about infinix devices. I haven't used many other devices so I can't really compare. I have the race bolt and my only regret when I bought the phone is that I didn't buy the race bolt Q. 512mb ram on the race bolt sucks compared to the 1gb ram on the race bolt Q and so far, I haven't been able to find a kernel that supports swap so that I can boost the ram. Anyways, the race bolt is a good phone, although it does take time to charge. It really doesn't heat up like I hear a lot of people say, although when playing games and charging the phone, temperatures can get up to 46 degrees C. All the battery apps I have used advise against playing games and charging the phone at the same time so I guess its a general thing. Over and above all, its a good device for the price. I'm sure the race bolt Q should be better.
ProgrammingRe: Exclusive Team Python Forum by humanbean: 2:01am On Aug 17, 2013
Hallo Pythonistas. Baby Pythonista reporting here for duty ( hehehehehe tongue )
WebmastersRe: Another Simple Php/python/asp/etc Challenge by humanbean: 12:25am On Jul 18, 2013
Judinho59: shocked Python's effffin' slow!!

@Humanbean Nicey! wink
Lol! Thanks bruv. Seeing results from other languages, I now understand all the brouhaha about Python's speed. I also have noticed why there's a lot of noise about its small memory footprint. Learning lil by lil, day by day.
WebmastersRe: Another Simple Php/python/asp/etc Challenge by humanbean: 8:00pm On Jul 15, 2013
Thanks Elvis. I'm about 1 month into programming so this is encouraging to me. I took a look at your code. Can I challenge you to use only one formula? smiley Can you write it without using the second formula, like I did in mine? I wrote mine to compute each of the first 20 terms manually and then sum them, as opposed to using the default formula for that, like you did. I'd like to see how its done in PHP as I don't have any PHP experience. Expecting your reply.
WebmastersRe: Another Simple Php/python/asp/etc Challenge by humanbean: 4:15pm On Jul 15, 2013
humanbean: (Coded in Python 2.7) grin cheesy


total = 0

def arpro(n):
val = 3 + (n - 1) * 2
return val

for n in range(1,21):
nth = arpro(n)
total += nth
print "elvis10ten, the answer to your question is ", total + arpro(50)
elvis10ten: use www.ideone.com to run the code.
The results from Ideone are here - http://ideone.com/OxtlPV
(summary - time:0.08s, memory: 8888kb, output: elvis10ten, the answer to your question is 541)
WebmastersRe: Another Simple Php/python/asp/etc Challenge by humanbean: 7:01pm On Jul 14, 2013
U didn't ask for that initially. That will come later. You can rest assured that it runs properly.
ProgrammingRe: Simple Php Challenge by humanbean: 1:26am On Jul 14, 2013
humanbean: Just started delving into programming. I don't know PHP but I took up your challenge in Python. The code is a function to accept any number from the user and output any number of multiples he desires. I used a for loop and addition as you asked, but I don't know how to test the cpu load. The main code is about 4 lines. Please point out how I can optimise this.

figure = int(raw_input( "Number: " ))
multiple = int(raw_input( "How many multiples?: " ))
initial = figure
for i in range (0, multiple):
print figure
figure += initial
So I rewrote the code for IDEOne.

initial = 7
figure = initial
for i in range (0, 300):
print "7 x %d = %d" % (i+1,figure)
figure += initial

Results are here - http://ideone.com/FlsbRi
(Summary - time: 0.01s, memory: 7728 kB)
ProgrammingRe: Simple Php Challenge by humanbean: 12:56am On Jul 14, 2013
Djtm: assembly languagehuh? WTFhuh? Just how many pages will you use?
Mov bull, shit

from sys import exit
print "Hehehehehehehehehe."
print "Mission accomplished. Trouble found."
exit (0)
WebmastersRe: Another Simple Php/python/asp/etc Challenge by humanbean: 12:11am On Jul 14, 2013
spikes C: Use the code tag wink
Thanks bro. There really is so much I have to learn smiley
WebmastersRe: Another Simple Php/python/asp/etc Challenge by humanbean: 12:00am On Jul 14, 2013
(Coded in Python 2.7) grin cheesy


total = 0

def arpro(n):
val = 3 + (n - 1) * 2
return val

for n in range(1,21):
nth = arpro(n)
total += nth
print "elvis10ten, the answer to your question is ", total + arpro(50)
ProgrammingRe: Simple Php Challenge by humanbean: 8:09pm On Jul 13, 2013
WhiZTiM: . . . Yes I know... That is why i wrote.
. . . Yes I know... That is why i wrote.[/quote]Oga WhiZTiM I don present for Py na tongue. Make me sef find small trouble. Abeg who fit code dis tin in assembly language? cheesy
ProgrammingRe: Simple Php Challenge by humanbean: 1:07pm On Jul 13, 2013
Lol. See mortal kombat don set. :-D
ProgrammingRe: Simple Php Challenge by humanbean:
humanbean: Just started delving into programming. I don't know PHP but I took up your challenge in Python. The code is a function to accept any number from the user and output any number of multiples he desires. I used a for loop and addition as you asked, but I don't know how to test the cpu load. The main code is about 4 lines. Please point out how I can optimise this.

def maths():
figure = int(raw_input("Number: "wink)
multiple = int(raw_input("How many multiples?: ))
initial = figure
for i in range (0, multiple):
print figure
figure += initial
maths()
OMG. That is sooooooo not how that is supposed to appear

EDIT

The original post has been corrected grin
ProgrammingRe: Simple Php Challenge by humanbean:
Just started delving into programming. I don't know PHP but I took up your challenge in Python. The code is a function to accept any number from the user and output any number of multiples he desires. I used a for loop and addition as you asked, but I don't know how to test the cpu load. The main code is about 4 lines. Please point out how I can optimise this.

figure = int(raw_input( "Number: " ))
multiple = int(raw_input( "How many multiples?: " ))
initial = figure
for i in range (0, multiple):
print figure
figure += initial

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