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Investment › Re: Would You Rather Travel To UK With 30 Million Or Invest In Nigeira? by HumbleOptimist(m): 5:55am On May 06
If I have 30 Million, I am not travelling to any Gaddamn Country
Education › Re: 130 OAU Slangs And Meanings (2026 Update) by HumbleOptimist(m): 12:35pm On May 05
Other schools will start thiers too. Naija
Foreign Affairs › Re: We Need People To Come Back': Dubai's Tourism Industry Reels As Foreigners Flee by HumbleOptimist(m): 10:25am On May 05
Go there and be blown to smithereens by Iranian Drones/Missiles.

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Family › Re: I Change Am For My Mama This Morning by HumbleOptimist(m): 9:52am On May 05
Moneyyman:
It's a common thing with mothers. They'll keep treating you like a kid until you make hem realize you're not longer one.
You will forever be her kid
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Manchester City (3 - 3) On 4th May 2026 by HumbleOptimist(m): 9:00pm On May 04
Wotowotoman:
Omo, Man City has tough matches coming up after this tough Everton match o. Crystal Palace, Brentford, Bournemouth and Aston Villa. I come start to dey doubt say they can make it happen o cry
Baba, all those teams go collect.
How do you think dey won 4 league titles back to back?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Nottingham Forest (1 - 3) On 4th May 2026 by HumbleOptimist(m): 8:58pm On May 04
Angelfrost:
Person wey fit draw tonight. tongue

One or two games go spoil for City. Just dey watch.
U never learn. You go learn grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Nottingham Forest (1 - 3) On 4th May 2026 by HumbleOptimist(m): 5:00pm On May 04
Angelfrost:
What's even your problem with Arsenal gan gan?!!

They have already won the EPL title (Man City can't win all their remaining games, but Gunners can).

As for UCL, anything wey make Arsenal enter that final tomorrow, they are more than likely winning it.
Somebody inform this Man about Pep Guardiola Sala
Investment › Re: Retirement Benefits Don't Pay Bills by HumbleOptimist(m): 4:14pm On Apr 30
Thanks for this Op.
Na u try pass
Celebrities › Re: I Was Not Legally Married To Rosy Meurer - Olakunle Churchill by HumbleOptimist(m): 7:09pm On Apr 29
Na from clap dem dey enter Dance.
He wan go back to Tontolet grin cheesy
Men are evuuul grin grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mourinho Is Real Madrid President Perez's 1st Choice Manager For Next Season by HumbleOptimist(m): 10:07pm On Apr 28
The Special one.
Make him come handle their egos
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (5 - 4) On 28th April 2026 by HumbleOptimist(m): 9:20pm On Apr 28
Bahamas95:
If Atletico gets to the final the match won't be explosive like this one, especially if they manage to score first.
It may not be explosive as this, but Atletico are not boring in Finals.
Watch highlights
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (5 - 4) On 28th April 2026 by HumbleOptimist(m): 9:10pm On Apr 28
dominique:
PSG in the lead

Can whoever wins between Arsenal and Atletico Madrid defeat who wins here at the finals? Me I don't think so o
Atletico will be a problem to any team in a Finale
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Make First Move To Sign Victor Osimhen After Istanbul Talks by HumbleOptimist(m): 6:18pm On Apr 28
I no trust this Arsenal o
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by HumbleOptimist(m): 6:02am On Apr 28
LamineF:
No! They didn't. Change of VC slowed things
Hope they be that. Thank you
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by HumbleOptimist(m): 5:41am On Apr 28
LamineF:
Federal Appointment is a flex. My mates are with PhD already as they were given opportunities in Lecturing line, let me give Academics or Intelligence my life, either way
Thought they finalised the recruitment already.

Since Nov, 2025 o. Na wa
Crime › Re: Man Convicted Over Refusal To Refund ₦1.5B Mistakenly Credited To His Account by HumbleOptimist(m): 12:43pm On Jan 21
I would have gotten to China before anyone can track me.
That's a fvcking Million Dollar
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Man Recounts How He Audaciously Landed A Job In A Government House. by HumbleOptimist(m): 12:31pm On Sep 12, 2025
frog12:
in the mean time, one young chap wanted to see a Cross-River governor to preach, dem shoot am dead shocked shocked shocked

which kind fake story be dishuh
damage control Op.

https://www.nairaland.com/8513555/policemen-killed-moses-mba-attempting/3#136715629
Another angle.


Hausa proverb say " The dance whey somebody dance when them give am money, somebody else dance am, na beating e chop" grin
God Airpus o
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Man Recounts How He Audaciously Landed A Job In A Government House. by HumbleOptimist(m): 12:27pm On Sep 12, 2025
Doesn't always end up like this.
I remember during my NYSC days, I audaciously went to the FCT Water Board at Area 3 (to see the Director).

The PAs there use me catch cruise sha.
I didn't bother though as I was clad in my Khaki. I ended up not seeing the Direct sha.
But I'm glad I triedgrin

I'm still a Civil Service enthusiast.
Nairaland General › Re: Driving School Or Learning Through A Friend? by HumbleOptimist(op): 3:17pm On Sep 10, 2025
cc: Nlfpmod, mynd44, Mukina2, Seun, Dominic,
Help a confuse member by moving to fp, please.
Thank you
Nairaland General › Driving School Or Learning Through A Friend? by HumbleOptimist(op): 3:15pm On Sep 10, 2025
Good day, Nairaland Family.

I need advice from seniors in the house.

I want to learn driving but undecided on going to driving school or learning from a Friend.

I could refuel my Dad's Car for a Friend to teach me. However, I feel there's something I will miss from not going to driving School.

I went to a driving school to inquire on thier cost and I was told 160k for 2 weeks intensive training with Driver's Licence procession.

Kindly advise a naive me , please...
Politics › Re: El-rufai Dismisses Claims Of Opposing Tinubu, Says He’s Moved On by HumbleOptimist(m): 11:09pm On Feb 10, 2025
This man for show the cabals in Nigerian Power sector shege sha.
Tinubu really fvcked up. The dumb Yoruba man occupying that position currently is more of a Comedian than a Power Miniter.
Vvery clueless
Politics › Re: Nasarawa Teachers’ Recruitment Slots Being Sold For N500,000 To N700,000 by HumbleOptimist(m): 12:22pm On Feb 08, 2025
ayinde2020:
Any evidence to back this claim?
You don't need any evidence when it's Nasarawa State.
Everything has a price there. All their institutions is filled with Corrupt and bribe seeking retards.

Nearly 95% of access into their higher institutions is bought. Pathetic state
Politics › Re: Ebonyi Governor Nwifuru Approves ₦500M For Muslims Travelling For 2025 Hajj by HumbleOptimist(m): 11:57am On Feb 08, 2025
Thought there are no Muslims in Igbolandhuh
Politics › Re: CDS Musa Confirms Killing Of Bello Turji’s Deputies by HumbleOptimist(m): 11:55am On Feb 08, 2025
Kill Turji and stop disturbing us about his deputies
Career › Re: NAFDAC Salary Structure by HumbleOptimist(m): 7:54pm On Feb 05, 2025
Jonathan:
220 to 260k after task.

Less than $150 dollars per month grin grin grin

This con 3 na real shot hole
Level 10huh
Career › Re: NAFDAC Salary Structure by HumbleOptimist(m): 7:53pm On Feb 05, 2025
Even if you change to 50 agencies. So long as you are doing it for Money, you will never be satisfied.

The only way to get the satisfaction you deserve is to start a side Business. That way, you will know the sweat you are breaking to get money and will value every penny.
Christianity Etc › Re: Your January Salary Is For Me And Not The Church — Pastor Anosike (video) by HumbleOptimist(m): 10:46am On Jan 18, 2024
Criminals
Foreign Affairs › Re: US funding for weapons, economic aid to Ukraine runs out this year - White House by HumbleOptimist(m):
When parents give birth to second Child, the first receive less attention.
US is currently busy Funding Palestinian Genocide. NA una go tire las las
Foreign Affairs › Re: US funding for weapons, economic aid to Ukraine runs out this year - White House by HumbleOptimist(m): 12:40pm On Dec 04, 2023
Zeleensky wont be happy with this.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israeli Police Arrest NBC Journalist, Mirvat al-Azzeh, For Inciting Terror by HumbleOptimist(m): 7:17pm On Nov 26, 2023
Gainman:
what I ask u is are these people terrorists or not. Stop bringing Mandela issues in this.
Was Mandela a terrorist? Yes or No. It goes both ways. We cant believe people who have a history of lying or giving a dog bad name just to kill it.
Just like the Ukranians, they are fighting against invaders, land grabbers
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israeli Police Arrest NBC Journalist, Mirvat al-Azzeh, For Inciting Terror by HumbleOptimist(m): 12:43pm On Nov 21, 2023
Israel is practicing Aparthied in the 21st Century yet they have the support of the 'Moral Police/ so called Civilized world'. Yet some barbarians whose grandfathers were totured by slave traders who have become the so called Moral Police are in support becuase of a certain religious book.
Jews that hate Christians just as they hate Muslims. People who are spreading LGDTQA, Alcoholism, Nudity and corruption all over the Earth. Nobody should ever support the illegal Occupation of other people's land in this Century except a mentally retarded fellow.

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