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CrimeRe: Pastor Raped Me On Church Altar While Removing Seven Marine Spirits – Schoolgirl by Humfor: 7:24am On Apr 12
Three things I stay away from Christians, extroverts, women. Gbam!
Jesus is Ontop ministry indeed. No be only Jesus, na the holy spirit too c*ming everywhere, indeed.
That aunty has committed a crime too.
Foreign AffairsRe: Meet Hamideh Soleimani Afsha Who Will Be Deported By The US by Humfor: 5:43pm On Apr 05
Somebody say "Religion is a scam". Where is her beautiful hijab?
Christianity EtcRe: Easter: Nigeria Will Rise Again – CAN by Humfor: 4:33pm On Apr 05
Nigeria will rice again. Everywhere go stew
PoliticsRe: FAAN Moves To Cashless Operations, Bans Physical Currency Transactions by Humfor: 8:49pm On Feb 18
helinues:
That will reduce corruption and bribery at the airport
you really think so?! This post is not a joke
BusinessRe: Do Pcb Manufacturing Companies Exist In Nigeria? by Humfor: 11:06am On Dec 31, 2025
😭I was 5years old when this thread was created
PhonesRe: Airtel's Fake Free Youtube Data. by Humfor: 2:42pm On Dec 17, 2025
meobizy:
I was browsing yesterday with the last megabytes of my data. I hoped that once my bundle was exhausted (not expired), I would be able to rely on Airtel's 24 GB of free Youtube data which had accumulated over a few months. To my surprise, this did not happen. I could see whenever I keyed the prompt that I had almost 30 GB of free data to browse Youtube videos, yet both the website and app did not respond to any input I made.

Has anybody called Customer Care to find out why this is the case?
I thought I am the only one who noticed this.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Faces A Multifaceted Terrorism Crisis by Humfor: 7:05pm On Nov 25, 2025
Boko haram never said education is forbidden. knowledge is free and for everybody.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu: Sit At Home Continues by Humfor: 6:57pm On Nov 25, 2025
Please sit at home, sit at home very well smiley
SportsRe: I’m Proud Of My Nigerian Heritage – Arsenal, England Star, Bukayo Saka by Humfor: 6:45pm On Nov 25, 2025
Sakaaaa! Keep shining, we dey your back.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Asks: Is Nigeria Cursed, Or Are We The Curse? by Humfor: 2:10pm On Nov 25, 2025
Northern Nigeria may be taking this revenge this too far. Igbos started this problem right from day one. This is something you fathers won't tell you until you start questioning and do your research. As far as Obi support Biafra, he can't have my support.
FamilyRe: Brother Wants Sister To Take Care Of The Five Kids His Wife Left Behind by Humfor: 2:00pm On Nov 25, 2025
grin This man wicked wallahi. I thought he liked being the best daddy in the world cheesy. But honestly the man is wicked, not to talk of every child has the right to be with their parents and know who they are. Tufiakwa on the mans head
EducationRe: United States Government Honours Nigerian English Teacher by Humfor: 1:56pm On Nov 25, 2025
Congratulations ma'am. Thank you for making Nigeria proud. ONE NIGERIA, ONE LOVE.
CrimeRe: Wife Stabs Husband To Death In Katsina After A Week Wedding by Humfor: 1:51pm On Nov 25, 2025
forced marriage
FamilyRe: Orphans Thrown Out Of Father’s Property By Uncle In Nasarawa (video) by Humfor: 6:45pm On Nov 15, 2025
Something is not right with this story. But never the less, leave the orphans to stay as long as they want. Maybe the house is for the Uncle a long time ago but only the parents know. Something is just not right with this story. And if they are muslims, the Sharai will catch up with him, let the community leaders know please.
CrimeRe: Enugu Woman Arraigned For Accusing Husband Of Defiling Children by Humfor: 5:57pm On Nov 15, 2025
Please don't give her any bail. That man has suffered enough.
which one is you gave her bail?! So she just does what she wants and gets away with it. Which one is adjourned for further hearing, so that you can let her go free, and probably after she has served most of you sexually? Send her straight to jail for at least 15years. If rape accusation for a man can be over 14years, what more when it involves a minor. That mans sense must have being devastated by the woman's false accusation. Infact 20years with hard labor.
CrimeRe: Man Sentenced To Death For Raping, Killing 11-year-old In Ondo by Humfor: 5:39pm On Nov 15, 2025
And guess what Yahweh was standing there watching a little child being raped to death.
RIP to the poor girl
EducationRe: If You Used This Notebook In Secondary School,you're A Legend. by Humfor: 5:23pm On Nov 15, 2025
Very classic book. Also Olympic book too
RomanceRe: How Can I Approach Dating With This Condition? by Humfor: 10:27pm On Nov 11, 2025
okay. What you need now is good sex education. It is not by size or shape. It is about finding the right rhythm, not DJ rhythm scratching the woman anyhow like a disc, NO. Knowing how to go 3cm per second in giving her head, also some women may find a higher or lower rhythm or frequency more pleasurable. You also need to find her G spot from her reaction, you may not find that rough part well, you may not find at all. It is mostly about communication and respect. Not the *spank* and asking "who is your daddy?".
Unlike men, womens pleasure centers are at the gate, including the G spot.
But you really need to know what sex does to the brain, not the propaganda that even health companies are spreading around the internet. Something that will make you loss interest in sex and go into other dopamine driven activities. So people hide it away from the internet, I bet p**n industries pay alot of money to hide it.
RomanceRe: What Can I Do To An Entitled Younger Step Sister by Humfor: 9:44pm On Nov 03, 2025
let her find work this holiday, her mind will calm down.
Forum GamesRe: Delete One Forever by Humfor: 5:11pm On Oct 24, 2025
Sex
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Would Lose All Support From The US If It Annexes West Bank, Trump Warns by Humfor: 4:54pm On Oct 24, 2025
heykims:
Israel will lose support from their god.
If u did't know, when they say God of Israel, they are referring to the US, Trump specifically.
These Israel people are nothing without the US, UN, and all those other western countries
HealthRe: Is This Teaching Not Misleading For Kids? by Humfor: 4:53pm On Oct 24, 2025
Lifestone:
He didn't say they should not seek medical help. Stop spreading inaccurate information. A combination of both spirituality and medications will help.
did he say they shouldn't commit "su*cide"?
CrimeLoan Apps And Harassment by Humfor(op): 4:38pm On Oct 24, 2025
So today a person called me. Claiming to be a loan app agent. That I should pay up my loan
I was confused on what loan because I don't have a loan I borrowed from anyone. I asked how they got my contact and this agent said that the loan app sent her my number that she should check if I am owing.
Please, nairaland help me make sense of that her statement. Like can't the loan people check and call me themselves.
I began to feel it was a scam someone wanted to do to me.
This agent don't know my name and if I tell the agent my a different name, will the agent now say, "yes, you are owing 150000naira"? Is that not a very low intelligent scam.
When I called back, she said I am owing Quickash loan app. That I should tell her my name
She was an agent of two loan apps. I asked what are the apps she said Quickcash and Tloan. Names I have never heard before.
I told her if they gave you a job with my number that she should do it and not ask me. She cut my call after blabbing up and down.
I called back. I asked which of the apps sent her my details she said she cannot tell me. "Then ask them for my details" she started pressuring me to share my personal information. She even asked me to tell her my Number. Like I don't understand...the number you used to call me!? Madness.

I checked this Quickcash app websites and it definitely looks like scam.
I don't know why these people are harassing us that don't even know they exist.
Using me as a surety without my consent, is a crime.
You don't look through someone's contact all because you are a bank. Except if that loan app are not approved by CBN, and that means them running any activity in Nigeria is not allowed.

I tried calling the phone numbers on Quickcash and it was switched off and the other was on another call and after a long time, didn't pick my call.

It seems these loan apps are going through back door to harass people so the law won't catch them incase you recorded the voice call and wanted to use it as evidence.

I have deleted the phone number
It was 0807377....
But the callerID that the Callapp in my phone told me was that the name of the person is KENNY KOSOFE.

Please beware. Don't tell them your details. Let the apps call you themselves.
PoliticsRe: Ogun State Attracts $450 Million Investment In Steel Plant by Humfor: 8:10am On Oct 24, 2025
SlavaUkraini:
The main issue should be quality
yes. That isn't the problem. We have regulatory bodies.
Christianity EtcRe: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by Humfor: 8:08am On Oct 24, 2025
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Some Christian worship song is lit🔥.
You won't know when you find yourself vibing wholeheartedly... One will think you're a pastor/evangelist
Lol. Don't do it too much please. Stay rational
Foreign AffairsRe: List Of All Wars Between Arabs & Israel Since 1948 by Humfor:
DiamondsAreFore:
https://x.com/Stat_Cult/status/1979850283976204332?t=zUwu2EVwwQkzTmhjRJ_qAA&s=19[/quote]with the help of their sugar daddy and mommy(the US and UN, etc) yes, those jews won. The Jews are nothing but bummys.
Also the Israel started the war between them and the Palestines. When the Palestinians fought for their independence, the British should have kept their promise instead they used forced them to a meeting to split the land and called for a vote. At the end of the vote. The Jew leader made a bold and loud statement that the Jews will never share the land with Palestines, and will take the land because it is theirs because their god said it is their promised land.

That is the start. Israel killed hundreds of thousands Palestinians or vise versa. With help of their sugar daddy and mommy, Israel controlled the salary of the Fatah. The Fatahs salary were being paid by Israel and the Jews will use it as a political strategy to bend Fatah. They will hold their salary. And where were your dear UN, etc, during that times.

Israel will continue to be an illegal country. Whether it wins the war or not. If you want your kingdom come so bad, go and commit su!cide, and go to your heaven.

Don't force your mythology on other people.
The Jews killed their ancestors, and now wants to kill them too. They straight up don't want to see any Palestinian.
Go and read, don't depend on AI to do your answers for you.
Most people in this current Israel just want to call Palestine in Gaza as terrorists. I watch a detailed video this morning even the Jewish woman's husband was ashamed of her and blinking his eyes in shame, after he has said all he wants is peace and doesn't support the war. All because the woman lost 1 child, she is crying crocodiles tears. But the young 10year old girl is Gaza saw her lovely parents die in her front, mother's head was in half, father's head brain came out of the head. It was her brother that grabbed her and hurried "let's go". The other young boy was silent throughout and when asked to speak, with little voice in him he said they killed his father, mother, siblings, aunt and it was by jews.

Gaza was there before your Abrahamic mythology or should I say isis mythology. Go and read. Israel are people who likes to play gimmicks with their history, it's their fault they don't have a land. They better just integrate in peace with Palestinians and give them their land. You don't kill people and take their land when you don't have your own.
Israel should better trace their history and find their closest family tree member and go and live with them in their family member country, whether it is Egypt or whatever, or Syria.

Its not by force to have country. Israel's genocide is too much from history. They don't want to learn from past mistake.

I am just listening to "Hit em up" by 2pac. Imagining what Palestinians will do to Israel at the end of the days of this war. And the Fatahs that sold them out. Gaza Palestinians are now about to get killed for the paper...some Fatahs joined Hamas movement when this issue started and when they saw their fellow members selling them out.

Who has sense in Israel should start leaving. Pack out completely. Because when Palestine will start to "Hit em up". All Israel people will die. Because the Israelites they are both those that immigrated through the help of your beloved colonizers who killed Jaja of Opobo, the children of the older Israelis that immigrated and the grandchildren. Buts it's war and they have time to leave now. Genocide this, genocide that. In this case Palestine will defend their country to the last.... Just go and make your own findings, please stop chasing attention at the expense of innocent sweetheart children.
It's only this Christian and jew religion that I know have no boundaries to their wickedness.
They say this today and tomorrow do somethings so extreme that the world hasn't seen, even suicide bombing are Christians styles.
EducationRe: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by Humfor: 7:00pm On Oct 20, 2025
But the school has a counselor. Take her to the counselor. The counselor will handle whatever it is between the girl and the principal.
Christianity EtcRe: Advice Atheists Thread by Humfor: 4:56pm On Oct 19, 2025
2025 smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Proof Hell Fire Wasn't Made For Humans by Humfor: 10:11am On Oct 19, 2025
Daddyyin:
There is nothing like hell or heaven. It's all fallacy
They is even no place in their book that says hell was created. Maybe because their god came from hell. Interesting
Foreign AffairsRe: Saudi Arabia &UAE Refuse To Finance Gaza Reconstruction Unless Hamas Is Disarmed by Humfor: 6:21am On Oct 19, 2025
Israel is an illegal state and country.
Give Palestines their land. Gaza and the entire Palestinian region have always existed in history. Because your ancestors killed some of their Palestinians ancestors and took their land, doesn't make it your own. Even Ancient Egypt didn't recognize Israel because of it and you can't go and take someone else land when when you don't have your own.
I will never recognize Israel, I will only continue to recognize them as individuals...not as a country or state.

Fatah opposed Israel, but turned to two state diplomatic resolution, but not all Fatah members agreed and still continued their small group opposition. And then Hamas was made as alternative to the stupid Fatah who will lose their ancestral home for money. Israel stated to control tax revenue which paid the salaries of Fatah. Sometimes Israel will withhold it as a form of tactics.
Fatah and Hamas are Muslims. Fatah sold them country, and Hamas stood and defended their home. Even when Israel was killing them people. They wore mask to hide their identity to avoid them Fatah and Israel from kidnapping and killing them family or the members themselves...as we can see in similar case of Nnamdi kano, Sowore, etc.

Stop this occupation of Palestinian land. Stop killing their children.
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels & Ned Nwoko's Marriage Crashes Over Domestic Violence (Video) by Humfor: 7:01pm On Oct 18, 2025
Content abeg. This is content.

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