₦airaland Forum

zexy2030:
hmmm...who is available on Nairaland... I think I need a heart broken pretty lady for tonight..I want to wipe away her depression.

u dat wl beat a woman on her birthday ,

immhotep:
What has been seen, cannot be unseen

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it can be unseen biko wt flash frm men in black

Amatarasha:
omg ,i knw is wen u ar small ma?

yes jss2 ..


i wl swallow ur soul

4ckTOT0:
this one na idiot

ok

Amatarasha:
Cc husbandsnatcha

Gud morning ma

My dear is Evil dead 2

Dat movie is terrible

zexy2030:
same here dear, common be cool, you r cute...hope u r better now?

Not really

zexy2030:

i didnt sleep som1 made me angry ,gud morning

Biingoo:
Please don't ever in your life try to quote me again. Get thee behind me you agent of darkness!

If i want 2 teach u a lesson ,snap!
i av authority 2 do dat cos u ar nt pure either ,ur atrocities are so many just in a month.
let it be d last time

zexy2030:
see...she doesn't understand herself that's why she choose to be a lez...

u wrote twice u ar stil failing it
dnt ever gossip me xezy ,i hate it

MissRaine69:
That’s where our parts cross
People pay me to look at their vaginas
You might need to sell/buy for the privilege I will not assume you are a man nor will I take liberties and call you a woman. So just covering all angles here. I am sure you appreciate the ambiguousness of the predicament?

103 yes u ar no 103 ,

Dey believe all ladies form bla bla bla bla ,
I hope i am a man wt dick so i wl fulfill my adventurous self ,
Missy knw it dat nt every1 was trained dsame way ,

Some ar forged in a fire ,n u cant form about , 70%of men here bowdown b4 me because there knw my actual worth, i av saved a lot of guys nt even girls frm death n condemnation .

All these sex of a thing is just d least i can offer tanks

Biingoo:
Nawa all these agents of marine Kingdom. Giving me unnecessary erection. Person no fit come Nairaland read better articles these days. God pass una

So dear ,am from d marine ryt ?

You go 2 pentecostal church ba? But dats wie ur pastors get power 2 be doing all dia wonders ,

N u dnt knw God 1% wat i knew him ok, .
Sitdown n learn, lastly hold ur erection tight tanks

iluvMAMAV:
my madam so ,,,,,
WAt about d infection of d thing

so models i go out wt have infections ryt ,


Av sense lyk ur mentor

MissRaine69:
In gynaecology we don’t use those terms and I think you are confusing labia with clitoris. They are two different things.

clit n labia differs i knw dear,

So tell me wat u gynacologist knw missy ,cos am just a sexologist

Westaslave2:
MAmA u ar so impossible u mean a dick cant inspire ur gspot ..except WeT Trib lyk u always call it..
Anyway i nw knw wat is gspot nt wat all dis fake sexmen tell me

I hate lies u knw ?



dicks dnt stimulate my gspot ,only trib does dat

Westaslave2:
You mean she looks lyk me?

YES ,maybe ur sexond moniqqer

oochi123:
..you called me your daughter.. Lol

cos u luk lyk my school daughter

cos niger guys sucks

MissRaine69:
You do realise that women do not have uniform labia there are about 40+ different types of labia majora.

yes missrain some labia luks lyk d face of a dutchdog while some luks lyk a real sausage ..

oochi123:
Lol

y laffing dear.
tell me? ok

LZAA:
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jealousy wl kill enemies of progressive pple .
nwi ikwerre says she hate urhobo pple

oilPUSSY:
Ekpele...
Your masters are not only sending you to your early graves, they have also come down To your domain and taught you a bitter lesson you won't forget in your life...
Ask your self, why are you people now avoiding Mile 12 like Ebola, your own territory for that matter ?

yorubas wont learn

zexy2030:
a record deal..since u want to turn me to a porn star..my dick is not going to be used by online drug promoters.

coward

zexy2030:
where is ur Love Machine? u once upon a time advertised it here.

u ar so young dear

zexy2030:
Do I need to defend myself because u commented..naa..
go and settle down you are ageing beauty don't last and stop trolling for big dicks, I'm surrounded with padded pussies better than urs, so why do I need to reply ur comment or defend myself which can't change anything nor reduce my dick size.
Ain't u surrounded with dicks too..
I have one already here..so I don't care about anyone or whoever.. sayings..it's my asset.

,u dnt want 2 reply me but u just did...
U also wanted me 2 be angry but u wl always failed swthrt ,
cos am an ironlady ,looooolz
just create awareness about me pple( almost 35) here knws my real life n private life ,
.they wl tell u QED in quote mr man ,mama vee is a divorcee wt a son prince chinedu ..

As am talking 2 u now a top military man from my town has been fighting tooth n nail 4 my hand in marriage .
but he isnt my type, i need a man of great humour n full of life (opposite of u xezy)
so dnt use marriage again ,maybe use money or sex starving

All of u have small dick

zexy2030:


I wish u well, best of luck.

but nt wat u think ,dis one is geniune dear

Wie is my daughter oochi123 sef?

zexy2030:
the truth pill# let's stop scammers.
I didn't use cream or pump, mine is purely genetic, it is same with my brothers..
many guys even men are crying over their penis sizes when they see mine they feel small..they ask what can they do to make it bigger at least like mine to make their women happy..
u may ask how do they see it..it's when we go for camp meetings where men stay together and bath together.. attention is always drawn to mine..some curiously come to ask what did u do to achieve this.. I will tell them nothing..
but now I see a lot of products online promising men big dicks..I laff and say they all scam, if its not natural...then to achieve must be purely surgical
some guys here may prove me wrong.
Even some of these substances maybe poisonous in the near future causing cancer.
why not improve techniques rather than worry about dick size.
if u don't have it large just last long it is better and sweeter..women want attention not just the full filling of ur dick.. spend time with them making love..it's save less than spending ur income to increase ur dick to killing size..it's either nature or surgical.. nothing else..
the truth dey say is bitter.
some product sellers will disclaim this..
but if u have tried any product that has truly worked..not that u r selling that product for money.. just let some of these guys who worry about dick size know.
ur penis grows at puberty eating plenty fruits and veg. after that puberty the hormones are inactive like would stop working.
#the truth#

zexy show us dick plsssssssssssss am dying

zexy2030:
send me ur account number I will send 5k to you...seriously

xezy am nt spiting u ,i lost 800k last week ,530k last 2weeks .
Biz isnt booming but am in abj for some clients ..
I can see light at d end of d tunnel smile

MhisTahrah:
A thread for fucktards and retards.

why nt call it thread of sexstarvedtards n nimphos ,runaway frm hear weak lady

Westaslave2:
So isnt only me u disrespect?

U hate women why?

he has been insulting cos of N1000 i promise him ,
Xezy2030 u knw bizness is hard dis days