₦airaland Forum

Isaacmacdon:
Someone should get his balls and fry biko! What manner of fvckery is this!

most u complain about pples write ups ,write ur own or go 2 hell

Nobodyperson:
I know sir but it's just that am very unattractive.
I doubt she'd even answer me.

I no u type

U ar d stupid type of PPle dat come on nairaland to insult female monikker because dey got more lyks .
I wl get u n use ur penile egg fry indomie

Amatarasha:
Dis lady u ar always letting d cat out of d bag ,

U n thegeneralqueen (wie is she) ar d reason am in nairaland.
u ar UniQue keep it up dnt mind pple calling man ,because men are so blunt

she went to dubai

funmisticqueen:
correct guy

unrepented whor.e n good for nothing simpleton

lefulefu:
Op u dey talk about why incest in naija is on d rise bah? Various reasons na im incest don dey make incest increase. There are some fathers in their quest to aquire diabolical powers or riches their native doctor go tell them d only way for them to be rich is to sleep with their dauthers. Also some sons involve in yahoo+ also dey do incest for diabolical riches as well.i believe d quest to aquire riches through diabolical means don also give rise to the increase of incest for our society.

lefu tanks humble person , inxest is so common in nigerdelta n north

Amatarasha:
Dis lady u ar always letting d cat out of d bag ,

U n thegeneralqueen (wie is she) ar d reason am in nairaland.
u ar UniQue keep it up dnt mind pple calling man ,because men are so blunt

Oh tanks am so proud of myself nw ,my enemies una see am

daannyy:
Next time,just say u haven't watched the movie.
Evil dead 1 and 2, Evil dead(Army of darkness) and Evil dead(2013).
If u are still doubting,just type it on google..
And i never said evil dead 2 was in 2013,read my post carefully.

sorry biko

skillz111:
my mind it's a scary place.

hmmm

daannyy:
Wow...And no one talked about "The green inferno"
People are eaten alive in broad daylight,they will scream till they die..
"Ring"..Thats where you see someone die by just watching a video tape(It was done in such a way that the demon was gonna jump out of your tv)..Just imagine watching a horror movie and the demon from the movie jumps out of the movie and kills the person watching...One of the most disturbing scenes ever.
Evil dead 1 and 2 but i prefer Evil dead (2013) where a lady got raped by a demonic tree..Very disturbing scene.
The Omen..
The Fly.
See no evil 2
I can go on and on...

evil dead 2 wasnt 2013 u can lie

ShinqRambq:
It is funny how some people will just assume figures and start claiming it was a research.Answer this rapid-fire questions OP

1.Who did the research?

2.Who was the "lab-rat" not afraid of confessing to a third party,this punishable offence under our custom and constitution?

3.Why generalize it?

4.What were the processeses of this stupid research?

5.Why bring up fictitious relationships about yourself to buttress your point?

6.Do you think frontpage will put money in your pocket?

7.Who raised you

8.What shall it profit a man under a female moniker to be fooling himself

9.What shall it profit a man to get all the likes,shares and comment and lose his dignity

since u ar nt gentle wt ur words am nt answering u, Man wen nairalanders who visited me gossip about me lyk a celeb hahahahahaha

immhotep:
Ermmm
Amadioha will not like this sort of thing

Oh i forgot anything seen by amadioha ,cannot be unseen by amadioha

zexy2030:
u r open minded to sex, u accept every orientation.

isnt my fault ,my system is d one at work nt me .. Am so helpless, u talk of draining my liquid do u knw weda i av gp tank in me

zexy2030:
to fucvk u dey hungry me now...u sound weird.

so wat is weird about me?

Eatmyshit:
idiot don't quote me again if you are not answering my question. Will u eat my shit? And how much

Am done wt u pythonamka d indomie bobo

immhotep:
Ermmm
Amadioha will not like this sort of thing

it happens always uno

zexy2030:
did u mean 2am? best time for men..but 2pm? sure I work, I can't be available.. then come to BDSM: I will tie ur hands and feet during our fight successfully then Bleep u till u r dry(with all methods) when u r exhausted, u will surrender the key..because it is sleep and tiredness u will be struggling with.
then vacate for one week(punishment).

bla bla bla mtchww

zexy2030:
did u mean 2am? best time for men..but 2pm? sure I work, I can't be available.. then come to BDSM: I will tie ur hands and feet during our fight successfully then Bleep u till u r dry(with all methods) when u r exhausted, u will surrender the key..because it is sleep and tiredness u will be struggling with.
then vacate for one week(punishment).

2am

Eatmyshit:
Dis idle idiot again. You will be copying and paste trash How much to eat my shit

i dnt do copy and paste ask people they will tell you
Now boy indomie run off

Princfred , ubunja ,iluvmamav ,amatarasha akuruoulo ,funmisticqueen oochi123 ,onyi22 ,preshy561 ,okenwaa ,lefulefu Smellinganus luminouz ,marialavina any experience from u?

NOTE : PLEASE FOR ONLY TRUTHFUL AND MATURE BEINGS( For nigeria and ghana)
In Nigeria and ghana , my Stats shows that more than 100, 000 fathers has slept with their daughters since DEC 1 ,2018 and more than 200,000 mothers has slept with their sons .
Yesterday friday 8 march , 317 mom slept with their sons in portharcourt ,840 mum did the same in lagos ..(you can ask how i got the statistics)


But we arent talking about that parents stuff on kids now , But brothers and sisters HMMM HMMM
I know most of us has been in real love in our secondary schools day ,but now your natural love instincts is dead out of heartbreaks and caution from elders, i remember loving nnamdi an igbo(he made me love igbos till date)a sweet senior ,he is in SS2 am in JSS3 when we started everynite i will dream about him n i will wake up with fever,To cut it short i have been trying to love a man like that But it is impossible ..he is outside d country in switzerland now
Love between brothers and sisters is always burning just like the secondary days ,People 'guys and ladies has been sharing their experiences ,I just remembered how sissy and hyper rude one big dude's sister i was dating 3yrs ago ,i know she is sleeping with her brother ,the guy loved me and he knows he is committing an incest with his sister ,but the girl is raving mad anytime she sees me,
. I overheard the guy warning her in quote " (LANGUE WITHHOLD)MAINTAIN S...I WE ARE DOING WRONG THINGS ,PLEASE I LOVE HER AND I WANT TO MARRY
but the lady said in quote " SO WHAT OF YOUR LOVE FOR ME AND I DONT CARE"
i was just smilling because i know what is like " i left the relationship for the girl because she threatened me with cutlass and a liquid Me ironlady i suppose mess am up but it dosent worth it ..


I saw a post by someone showing brother and sister sleeping and holding hands ,and people said their is nothing wrong there ..i laughed and remembered how my cousin brother living in my house was staring at my waist at the wrong time in my life when am depressed in a relationship,
So i called him to keep me company at night , when i was so Hot with the temperature almost 21°c , We are holding ourselves so tightly and the atmosphere in the room was intense ,his di.ck was so hard that i thought he was with an iron rod ,he brought it out to ram in but ... ,the affection continued for months until i tell him to leave (i fixed him with one of my boys where he lived in peace)
Why i wrote this is because Pretense isnt good for anyone who want to do good ,
Forget about me ,If you look at your sister's bottom or brother's biseps OR loins WHEN YOU IGNITE A LOVE FIRE YOU CANT COME OUT OF IT"

Please you can share your opinion and indomie generation youth like pythonamaka and co are not needed
By a casual sexologist
Cc immhotep
Cc westaslave2

zexy2030:
U won't look romantic if u don't beat some women.. beating is some women's love language..after beating ride her to orgasm then u see her smiling all over again.
its fun to beat a woman then fucvk her hard afterwards.

u can beat an igbo ,yoruba girls but ... N ride dem to heaven but..
Yes u wl beat me n wl keep quiet after we av settled by 2am i wl wake u up we wl go another round of fight n no living soul wl separate us ,u wl cry 4 mercy but u wont get it cos i wl lock d door wt double padlock ,
I love fight n extreme sex ,it keeps me sharp n agile

immhotep:
And then claim to be highly educated and suffersticated

Cc lzaa Sarrki pointzerom pythonamaka velocity25 virginfinder husbandsnatcha

we south ar waiting make dem touch igbo again ,ijaws dont joke qt igbos

Ken4agent:
I wish our clueless leaders can know where our dear country problems is hiding like yu know where gspot is hiding .....we for don go far like US

funny tanks dear

IbrahimDamola:
Dr Ogbonnaya Onu for president 2023
Mallam Ribadu for president 2031

Dakuku peterside for president 2039
Yayaha bello for president 2047

Insha Allah!

original yoruba man has says d actual truth

IbrahimDamola:
Dr Ogbonnaya Onu for president 2023
Mallam Ribadu for president 2031

Dakuku peterside for president 2039
Yayaha bello for president 2047

Insha Allah!

original yoruba man has says d actual truth

IbrahimDamola:
Dr Ogbonnaya Onu for president 2023
Mallam Ribadu for president 2031

Dakuku peterside for president 2039
Yayaha bello for president 2047

Insha Allah!

original yoruba man has says d actual truth

immhotep:
That one na science fiction oh

Is Real !!!!!!

Akuruoulo:
. u eeehn, to explain something d hard u. I no know as the matter take start , and na only names I d c for plenty of the quotes . so how u come expect me to know what was going on ? this is exactly why I walk around with ma gun

Ar u a militant aku ?

francesco01:
I wana eat out a sweat clean and nice puccy here in ibadan,while u sit on my face I lick ur puna so hot n hard,I grab ur arss and I use my tongue to.lick lick lick lick ur toto so so hoooooot,ur back on d bed,I open ur leg wide and I deep my head into ur toto n starts mouthfurcking ur puna,so so hotty hotty,I roll my tongue allover ur clit I surck it n rob it all at a time,licking n surcking ur pucccy till u go crazy,shaking ur leg while I keep surcking u out lyk a pro.den I slid my harrrd big boner in to already wet puxxy,and bang it so harrrrrd.ibadan females only 25 to 50,whatsapp to see samples or call 08137349272

Am from ibadan ,hw long is ur tongue ? Lol

zexy2030:
hmmm...who is available on Nairaland... I think I need a heart broken pretty lady for tonight..I want to wipe away her depression.

how much ar u giving me Mr zexy ,because i need cash nw 4 my business