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mne is 8th August. 08032340688.anyone with same birthdate can holler @me.and vivi my fiancee is 17th july,so there your birthdaymate.

@lexicon
you fit touch am 5times wen you wan have sex,and 9times when you dont

@poster
you are so broke,you bougth a ralph laurem shirt, wore it untill the horse rider fell off it.

your family is so poor, you and your siblings eat in one plate, gather the vegetables in your soup,and share it amongs yourself after meal cuz you cudn't afford meat.

i'll bet my left breast your yoruba. say am right cuz i know i am.

quite lame

hi house, there is this guy that just moved into my area. we dont talk at all, but am goin crazy over him. i know he likes me too cus i see the way he stares at at me wheneva our path crosses,but he has not made anymove to ask me out,though my girlfrendz say its my faukt cuz of the way i kpme face outside it will take only miltary guys to ask me out,for him av tryd smiling ovften bt he stl avn done anythng.am rly dyin 4him bt fm dway things are going i have a feeling he'll soon bt i dont have the patience anymor.pls will it be totally wrong if i let him him know how much i likehim? and wont he brag to his frendz abt it or tk advantage of me eventually.pls help me out fellow nairalanders. thank a heap.

coo pedro, ur a nigerian or wat anyways, my sincere advice to u, dats if wat u sed its tru is just buy her a forieng mouth wash,tell her dats if u rly care dt much nd am sure she'll apreciate it.cheer.

wat nonsense? i tot this was spose to be a joke section nd no you want teach us maths abi, no offence but uv lost foccs.