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Family / Re: My Wife Insisting That Her Pastor Must officiate our child naming ceremony. by IamAsiri: 5:59am On Jul 19
NICOGRAVITY:
Sir,
I humbly beg you to do the following.
1 Your home need peace and not war. Be guided by the event that's playing out before both of you. All you're seeing is your wife disrespecting you but you're not seeing the fact that you're self sabotaging the very essence of peace, love and grace over your home and family. You're making very strong statements that can destroy your marriage.
We are talking about YOUR WIFE, your love, the mother of your son, your better half, the one that will grow old with you.
I beg you in the name of God to pet her, and don't take her words and behavior at this time for an opportunity to destroy your own marriage. Do you know what it means to be cut open? Remember, everytime you and your son are celebrating your birthday she will be celebrating her CS day.
Love her and praise her.
No Nairaland.com will help you during old age, be guided.
Watch how Joke Silver treats Olu Jacobs, it's because Olu Jacobs treated her with utmost grateful love ❤️, what you sow you will reap.
Love her unconditionally.
Peace not war.
2 why can't both Pastors minister at the naming ceremony? Her Pastor shares the word and the 2 Pastors name the baby and your pastor prays for the family.
3 The devil is deceiving both of you using religion to blind you both. Open your eyes, love your wife unconditionally and make your home a safe place for your lovely son.
Don't start parenting with war.
Look at a man God just blessed and gave a son on his birthday is chasing after something so irrelevant.
A man that should carry his wife like egg.
A man God gave an unusual testimonies and miracles.
Not every woman survives CS.
A MAN THAT SHOULD BE ON HIS KNEES THANKING GOD is now fighting the one he should hold hands together to pray with, celebrate and give glory to God.
Better show a unified front to your family and friends, don't let people advice you evil.
God bless your home in Jesus name amen.

Thanks for this advice.
@OP, I am surprised why, just like the man with the above said, both pastors cannot officiate on that day while you use your house as venue.
Family / Re: My Wife Insisting That Her Pastor Must officiate our child naming ceremony. by IamAsiri: 5:55am On Jul 19
Oche211:


You still want her to have her way this last time. You are not ready for anything.

If it's me, I will simply tell her I have changed my mind. Let her tell her pastor not to come. That you have made arrangements with your own pastor.
No matter how she disagrees, don't back down. Also, call her father and explain to him and tell him to call both his daughter and their pastor to order.

Tell him your wife has become unreasonable and for all she's done, you aren't comfortable with their pastor coming for the naming.

This is a test to know the family you married into.
Just call her father and tell him to talk to his daughter. In all your discussion with him, insist on not seeing the said pastor in your house on that day.

Again, if it's possible, make sure you take your family far from the church. That's if you can't be firm with this decision

That will be a sheer disrespect of the pastor, which is wrong. The pastor has not wronged him, his wife has.
Culture / Re: How Ooni Companies Executed Biggest Fraud In Nigeria’s Real Estate History - FIJ by IamAsiri: 4:40am On Jul 19
kolafolabi:
This is a significant allegation against Ooni Ogunwusi. I pray the claims are untrue, but if they are indeed true, it would be a major problem. Such allegations can undermine trust in the real estate sector and have wide-ranging implications for all stakeholders involved. It's crucial for thorough investigations to be conducted to ascertain the facts and ensure justice is served.

How will it be a major problem?
Culture / Re: How Ooni Companies Executed Biggest Fraud In Nigeria’s Real Estate History - FIJ by IamAsiri: 4:19am On Jul 19
EreluRoz:
Seun please caution your mods not to be allowing this type of topics on nairaland. No mods should let this hit front page. Mynd44 delete this please because there's no prove anywhere

What nonsense are you even saying?

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Education / Re: No More Admissions Into Higher Institutions For Persons Below 18 Years - FG by IamAsiri: 7:47pm On Jul 18
Beremx:
Primary 6 should also be made compulsory. Every child should get admitted into secondary school at age 11yrs

And what curriculum will they use since they have already covered Primary 6 curriculum?
Investment / Re: Oriflame Empowers Nigerians To Reach Their Happy Place In New Campaign by IamAsiri: 7:25am On Jul 16
EMIOMOADEOYE:
I'm surprised that Osewa is endorsing an MLM company on his front page.

Abi is it no longer detrimental to Nigerians abi what was that reason he gave sef


Oriflame is not a scam. Its products are just too expensive though very effective.
Investment / Re: Oriflame Empowers Nigerians To Reach Their Happy Place In New Campaign by IamAsiri: 7:23am On Jul 16
Midehi3:

Yea my colleague is getting good pay from them too, the thing is if you can just build your ladder of lies sha grin

That exactly was why I dropped out.
Agriculture / Re: Widow Cries To Tinubu's Wife As Estate Stops Her From Farming by IamAsiri: 8:01pm On Jul 15
Myrrhis:


Read till the end.

Of course I did and it said both homeowners and occupants are not allowed to plant crops as a rule of the estate.
So, whether or not she rented the place out, she cannot still plant crops which sounds absurd to me.

But, I get your point though.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Jewish ANTIFA Member Was The Shooter And Not Thomas Crooks by IamAsiri: 5:40pm On Jul 14
elhakiimed:


Why can't it be a jew?

All people are capable of anything, unless we're being biased, racist, or hypocrites. There are christian terrorists, Jewish terrorists, Buddhist, hindu, and amongst Muslims.

Anyone can become anything

Why then can't it be anyone? Why can't it be the one in the second picture that it clearly looks like?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Jewish ANTIFA Member Was The Shooter And Not Thomas Crooks by IamAsiri: 5:39pm On Jul 14
RoyalBoutique:
The 2nd photo clearly looks like the dead guy.

Abi. I don't even know where this OP got his silly conspiracy theory from.

@OP, it's clearly not the first person but the second guy. Check the shape of the dead man's jaws and compare.
Agriculture / Re: Widow Cries To Tinubu's Wife As Estate Stops Her From Farming by IamAsiri: 5:26pm On Jul 14
Myrrhis:
So, Mrs Mogbo, did you or did you not already rent out your property?
If you did, why then do you still want to plant in the said property at the inconvenience of your tenant?

Is this your understanding of the whole write-up?
Food / Re: "Look at What a Woman Can Cook with 15k": Man Bursts Out at His Girlfriend by IamAsiri: 6:29pm On Jul 12
G0odharddick:
I blame men who still give girls money to buy foodstuffs and prepare food for them.

Dude, go to the market and buy that foodstuffs yourself, come back home then relax, prepare it very well and enjoy your meal.

The foolish girl used the money for herself and decided to waste the man's foodstuffs. Pathetic!

Dear Men, No dey give woman your money again. Spend that money on yourself! Look good and healthy and watch them chasing after you.

How is she foolish? I thought you just agreed that it was the guy who was not sensible.

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Romance / Re: My Sales Girl Is About To Crash My Relationship by IamAsiri: 6:24pm On Jul 12
vikstandon:
You won't be asking this question if you haven't slept with the salesgirl.

Her boldness is because you have ported!

You think with your manhood... I am very sorry for the pregnant girl, she just had something with a kid.

He said it already! The guy is a clown, because how does one sleep with someone else twice by mistake?
Romance / Re: My Sales Girl Is About To Crash My Relationship by IamAsiri: 6:18pm On Jul 12
Stayingalive:
Abeg get out. Has he done anything bad? You don start to roll out judgement

Like sleeping with the sales girl? Oor is that not a bad thing?
Health / Re: Will I End Up Like This ? by IamAsiri: 9:33pm On Jul 11
Sapasenator:
I wonder why people complain of the inability to deflower. Rub KY jelly on your thumb when she is aroused, deflower with your thumb, and then follow up with the pen*is. How hard can this be? It is not only your pen*nis that is involved in sex.

For Staph, it is not the end of life bro, your mindset is very important in this game of life, and at 26, it is too early to give up on life.

You want him to infect the poor lady? shocked
Celebrities / Re: "You Have Pushed Me To The Wall. I Am Ready To Die" - Actress Toyin Abraham by IamAsiri: 10:28pm On Jul 10
joseph1832:
she said she didn't arrest the mother and sister. That's it. Let the mother and sister come out and tell us who had them arrested.

Abeg. Die the matter.

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Celebrities / Re: "You Have Pushed Me To The Wall. I Am Ready To Die" - Actress Toyin Abraham by IamAsiri: 8:59pm On Jul 10
joseph1832:
Toyin herself said she didn't arrest the mother and sister. Whatever her supporters say doesn't matter as Toyin has debunked any rumor there is, about the mother and sister being arrested by her.

By whom were they now arrested? She has shifted the blame on the police right?
Celebrities / Re: "You Have Pushed Me To The Wall. I Am Ready To Die" - Actress Toyin Abraham by IamAsiri: 7:21pm On Jul 10
joseph1832:
whether she was arrested isn't the point, the point is Toyin didn't send the Police to arrest the mother and sister. Period.

That's not the point. The point is that her supporters are now claiming that the story about the woman being arrested is a rumor. You can find out yourself from the comment I initially quoted.

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Celebrities / Re: "You Have Pushed Me To The Wall. I Am Ready To Die" - Actress Toyin Abraham by IamAsiri: 7:02pm On Jul 10
joseph1832:
Are you so eager to prove a point, you risk everything at the end to prove you don't even know what you're saying.

The link you posted said Toyin denied using the Police to arrest that person's mother, yet you said Toyin used the Police to illegally arrest the mother.

That she denied doesn't mean that she was not arrested. She said she wasn't the one that sent them that she only reported them. That doesn't counter the fact the woman was initially arrested.
What she was simply saying was that she did not send them to arrest the mother.
Celebrities / Re: "You Have Pushed Me To The Wall. I Am Ready To Die" - Actress Toyin Abraham by IamAsiri: 6:59pm On Jul 10
Goodvibes007:
Obidients are crying all over the thread since one of their fascist member has been locked up for defamation.

But all you Obidients are happy that Ijele speak still remain locked up for defamation. All because he spoke up against IPOB terrorism.

If hypocrisy had a face, it would be that of Obidients.


Yes ooo. The foolish boy was even daring Toyin to take him to court. We heard that the boys poor mum collapsed when he was arrested. To those spreading rumours that Toyin arrested the boy's mother. Well she did not. Toyin even gave her money to buy drugs 🤣

You heard? Meaning you were not even there? How then did you know the truth?
Travel / Re: Careless Bike Rider Destroys Crates Of Eggs (Photos) by IamAsiri: 6:55pm On Jul 10
mytime24:
That eggs 🥚 is'nt upto 4M

How does this tricycle want to carry 1000 crates for goodness sake? Even when my mum was selling eggs, she didn't carry more than 450 crates with her Toyota Previa. It's only a bus that can carry up to that amount.

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Sports / Re: Kayode Olarenwaju Demands ₦‎1 Billion From Pastor Adegboyega In Divorce Battle by IamAsiri: 8:59am On Jul 09
lolu2019:
thank you.

Children could be biological or not.
Travel / Re: Oyinbo Man Spotted Speaking Fluent Pidgin English In The UK (video) by IamAsiri: 6:12am On Jul 06
MT:


What is so special?

It is just a language.

If you could speak theirs, why cant they speak another flavour of theirs?

Have u seen any white man making a recording that you speak English Language before ?.

This is a sign of inferiority complex.

English language is our official language. Pidgin is not theirs. It is not a sign of inferiority complex, it is just fascinating.
If I speak fluent Japanese in such way in Japan, there would be some Japanese who would be impressed/amused too.
Crime / Re: Lagos Expressway Shagamu Kidnap Gang Destroyed All Hostages Released Unharmed by IamAsiri: 2:30pm On Jul 04
Nukilia:


Their bodies should be donated to teaching hospitals for research. Share the pictures with us.

I hope their phones and contacts are investigated for possible long distance associates and arms suppliers...

That won't be good. They would probably the hospital environments and could cause an outbreak. They should probably be burnt.
Business / Re: Pretty Nigerian Lady Seen In Viral Video With Bundles Of Naira Notes (pics/vid) by IamAsiri: 12:54am On Jul 04
APOPTOSIS:
Not even up to ordinary $4000 😭😭😭
Thank God I left that country...
What would have become of me now?

It's way more.
Agriculture / Re: How Many Baby Pigs (piglets) Can A Grown-up Pig Have? by IamAsiri: 10:45am On Jul 03
stagger:


Pigs have no sweat glands so they have to wallow inside mud or water to cool. It is not because they inherently like to live in filth.

Thank you so much 🙏
Agriculture / Re: How Many Baby Pigs (piglets) Can A Grown-up Pig Have? by IamAsiri: 10:44am On Jul 03
SEGLIZ:
pig aren't dirty animals, research confirms them to be one of the cleanest animals but the comment below by stagger is the real reason they wallow is water and they do so in any kind of water so far it will cool and calm their body temperature.


Okay! Thank you so much 🙏

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Agriculture / Re: 30k Twice A Week From My Pepper Farm by IamAsiri: 9:02am On Jul 02
ogbongenet:
Devil wan use pepper give me second wife...Satan you don fail ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Good to hear! But not the second wife part abeg🙄
Agriculture / Re: How Many Baby Pigs (piglets) Can A Grown-up Pig Have? by IamAsiri: 8:59am On Jul 02
BrosG007:
Lol. Because they are pigs na


And someone while giving a lecture one day said that contrary to people's beliefs, pigs are clean animals and not dirty animals. And also that they splashing themselves in dirty water is their attempt at cleaning their bodies. It sounded strange to me but I thought that since he is probably a professional at it, why not believe him?

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Agriculture / Re: How Many Baby Pigs (piglets) Can A Grown-up Pig Have? by IamAsiri: 6:04pm On Jul 01
BrosG007:
Pigs are famous for having lots of babies, which is important for farming and food production. Normally, a grown-up sow can have between 8 and 12 piglets at once. But it can be more or less, depending on the kind of pig, their genes, how healthy they are, and how well farmers take care of them. Farmers work hard to pick the right pigs and take good care of them to have lots of healthy piglets for farms.

Knowing how many baby pigs a grown-up pig can have is important for you and anyone interested in pig farming.

How Many Babies (Piglets) Can A Pig Have?

Female pigs, called sows, become adults and can have babies when they are about 5 to 8 months old, depending on their breed and how fast they grow. Once they are ready, sows can get pregnant and give birth to litters of piglets.

The number of piglets born at once can vary for different reasons:

• Some types of pigs have more babies in each litter than others. Each breed has its own typical number of piglets.

• The parents genes play a big part in how many piglets are born. Farmers pick parents with good genes for having lots of babies.

• Giving pigs good food and keeping them healthy is very important for having big litters. Healthy sows that get enough to eat tend to have more babies.

How Many Babies Normally Can An Adult Pig Have? >>> READ FULL ARTICLE HERE 👇👇

https://www.agrolivestockfarming.com.ng/2024/06/how-many-baby-pigs-piglets-can-grown-up.html

Why are the babies sleeping inside dirty water?

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