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Birthday blessings to you .... even if na ur football age

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 just imagine see 31 years old reasoning

Stephen0mozzy:
I just dey read your own part of the chat, and shame just dey catch me for you. Your own 31yrs get as e be o.

So you dey try convince a 20yr old girl about how you're not old, and you dey talk about how she wan enter menopause? Dey talk how you go fit marry and handle woman when you dey 45yrs?

Wherever you for learn your own toasting from eh, tell them make dem refund your money.

She blocked you because you no sabi game - not age difference.

That sugary taste mean sey e nor done well... you never sabi make am

pocohantas:
It is on social media I found out semo can taste sugary. Wetin una do am wey make am taste sugary? I have made one that tasted sugary. But at first it was not firm enough.

I always find semolina very easy to make though ... always smooth.
Once the water is boiled, add it gradually while u Stir with turning stick steadily fast.

Person no even fit know wetin truly sup wether na waka wey him waka for fame and wealth or na enemies fire am arrow abi na juz ordinary...
This life sef na mysteries.
Na only God e understand

Na antiques don't be surprised what the value/fortune this will turn out for his generation to come

If you manage well enough with time, you'll be fine. It's just 3 yrs and you've made some good moves ... opening a business for your wife that's worth 5.2 million nor be paper na from ur earnjngs

Nor go find means fight for your head make you break ur generation out from that yoke make una for join the generation wey dey break the bread rather than dey crave for crumbs. Dey there dey analyse

Godblessme1:
Another bullish game that won't benefit ordinary Nigerians unless thieving politicians in APC government

So at your age, you think sey as dem mentioned blackout mean sey light nor dey Aso villa like this abi?... smh

WhizdomXX:
Is this not what those coupists wanted?
Which part of the villa is in the AEDC list and what happened to the 17 billion naira solar installation?

Shine bright like diamond.... what's artistry?...
You're empty dude!

Northsouth:
people go read your words now go think say you get sense
Say u don talk finish
Anyway Mr researcher, you no know anything.
You go and do more research from better place o.
No be local ones o

Shine bright like diamond.... what's artistry?...
You're empty bruv!

Northsouth:
people go read your words now go think say you get sense
Say u don talk finish
Anyway Mr researcher, you no know anything.
You go and do more research from better place o.
No be local ones o

🤣🤣🤣😅🤣🤣 u sabi their characteristics finish aswear

Desusi:
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These odd hours are a piss off ,for me.As if that's no enough, when visitors come knocking at the main gate ,it will be the one to attack them and bite them.Another horrible thing it would do is to climb on any available plastic or bottle to want mate.Those who says,its konji thst is disturbing them are right

What's really going on in naija?

What's really going on in naija[quote author=EmmyMaestro post=139479901]“They assaulted the lady on trance” – Soldier recounts alleged church invasion, pastor’s abduction by bandits

A Nigerian soldier has stirred reactions online after sharing a disturbing incident involving an alleged attack on a church by armed men.

In a viral video shared on X (formerly Twitter), the attackers reportedly invaded the church premises where a young lady was said to be observing a seven-day spiritual trance and prayer session.

Narrating the incident, he said:

“Armed men invaded the church and a young lady who was on a seven-day trance was allegedly assaulted during the attack.”

The soldier further alleged that the church pastor was abducted during the invasion, while members of the community were thrown into panic following the incident.

He added that security efforts have been ongoing, revealing that they had been searching for the pastor’s location for the past three days without success.

[b]“The pastor was abducted and we’ve been searching for his location for three days now,” [/b]he added.

The incident has raised concerns online as many Nigerians continue to call for improved security across communities and places of worship.

A video showing a Nigerian Army officer risking his job while advising Nigerians to vote for the right person, because whoever Nigerians vote for will determine who gives them orders. Please take one minute to repost this video for others 🙏🙏🙏 pic.twitter.com/OMLvvAPeoY

— CrownprinceCom2 (@CrownprinceCom2) May 20, 2026

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Diamonds doesn't hold value... do your research before having pointless arguments

Northsouth:
not everyone will choose to believe this your irrational and irrelevant idea.
You don't even know anything about diamonds neither do you know extra second hand value of big celebrity Jewels when it's auction time
You're here saying what you don't even know or understand

You go blame people wey dem still dey feed for house abi... wey never sabi wetin be responsibilities

cyberbro:
That chain looks classy to you? Most of you doing FC vs 30BG really need to rethink your life choices.

How much you get for your acct like this?... u don chop today?... does your folks have roof over their heads?

Tjra:
I used to be aggressive like you in my hustling days decades ago.

Your future is bright. God go do your own too

Make this guy rest abeg make we see road jaare... always restless seeking for validation upadan. U r from a wealthy family yes we sabi... but all these rubbish nor add up

Some dey crow at 10pm 12am and even 2am ... that one still better shebi day don break by 4am

Waste of time... scar can never be earased

Game of thrones .... e go far oo

What do you expect from someone that has nothing to offer?... na free access na juz like olosho 😅

I don't agree with point number 8 though

There are good people across all tribes... so are there bad people across all tribes... the question is who really are you as an individual when you look into the mirror

obiekunie01:
Only Igbos can be this generous and we all know its only Igbos.

And the baba twins is not Igbo oo!!

Them still show you shege 😝 ... there's levels in these things. Gba fun oga e 🤣😅🤣

dederocs:
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People invent things not religion. We take religion too seriously that's why we are not progressing. Religion is personal, for personal gratification, it's a people that is still evolving that takes religion so serious. You are completely out of context.

Shebi dem don ban you ... ur body don calm down 😅 life's all about using ur IQ appropriately

dederocs:
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People invent things not religion. We take religion too seriously that's why we are not progressing. Religion is personal, for personal gratification, it's a people that is still evolving that takes religion so serious. You are completely out of context.

Why then do you make references to developed nations who practices buhadism, Hinduism religions?... you obviously don't know what you're analysing

dederocs:
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People invent things not religion. We take religion too seriously that's why we are not progressing. Religion is personal, you are completely out of context.

Wetin ur indigenous traditional spirituality don invent towards world development since history?..

dederocs:
To idolise (or idolize) means to admire, love, or revere someone to an excessive or unquestioning degree. It often involves putting someone on a pedestal, viewing them as flawless, or treating them with the extreme devotion typically reserved for an idol.

With this definition ask yourself, when pilgrims go to Mecca Medina, kissing stone, going round stone and being stampeded trying to reach the stone, what is that?

When they killed Deborah for speaking about their prophet, what is that?

When they say they can die for sharia law what is that?

The alter of the church you have cross or statute of the prophet, people kneeling and praying under it, what is that?

I believe in our indigenous traditional spirituality, all these foreign religions are a means of control, and a means for them to subjugate, they are not our culture or way, this is why despite the religious overzealousness, Nigeria is still the most corrupt, backward politicians and politics, despite sharia law in north they have a million terrorists there, and it is the jihadists territorists capital of the world. Countries like China who stick to their indigenous traditional spirituality, bhudism are developing, India stick with Hinduism, they are developing, but Nigerians still following religions they were conquered with, are we developing?

What is the benefit of these foreign religion to us?

Division, animosity, hate, jihadists territorists and poverty (almajiris)

All religions have a medium, or intermediary, they coin the word to make others look bad, but if you look at the real meaning of the word (idol), you will see all religions idolise.

if I was you I will stick to Orisa, it is genuine to you. It is an intermediary, just like Bhudda, Jesus and Mohammed, all mortals that lived in the past and had religions created after them by their adherents and the state. Traditional spirituality acknowledge the supreme being, they only use intermediary, in form of images, and all religions have images they revere, respect or are devoted to.

The colonisers who came to loot, kill and plunder tagged African traditions as dark and evil, and they planted that in the mind of their conquered Africans who use it to gaslight others that don't follow what they follow.

Can you kindly explain how?

Dogalmighty17:
The man is impervious to embarrassment.

The problem is that Fubara wasn't tactical ... politics is a game of logics

AustineE1:
So Tinubu and Wike will make the choice for over 3million Rivers people,this is comical and the circle of mediocrity and bad governance continues. Nigerians have been taken for granted for too long!
This country is a huge joke,all I see is criminal capture of state.

Maybe it'll be best advised to relocate from that environment than to report them cos these guys are cultists and very dangerous.. they'll somehow find out you reported them and you can imagine what will happen to you or ur family that u care for, cos most of them normally don't have anything to lose. So be careful

autoez:
This is no longer just a parental issue! The law enforcement guys are cashing in on the upkeep money they collect from these sellers. Colos is taking the market by storm, and the sellers are popping up left and right. The police know exactly who these sellers are, but they're raking in so much cash from them that they refuse to take any action. The biggest problem we face in this situation is the police themselves. They’re fully aware of the sellers and are doing nothing because they’re benefiting financially from them.

Here’s my advice. if you see anyone selling in your area, for the sake of our future generations, REPORT THEM to the NDLEA IMMEDIATELY! Don’t just sit back and say it’s not your business. It’s time to step up and protect our community! If these drugs aren’t available for purchase, nobody will be able to smoke or abuse them. Let’s take a stand and put an end to this!

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