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Ishilove:
Have you found the One?

Lol, not yet

shugasofttouch:
so are u still interested in meeting her?

No, thank you sir

Ishilove:
Lailai, we will not drop it

Oya answer. Your woman is out there watching this exchange with keen interest

Lol, I have nothing to say

Ishilove:
Tah! You just confessed you don't like big nyash, saggy boobs and hairy pits. Me clear and specific, sir.

funny you

shugasofttouch:
I want to believe you would want a best friend in a wife firstly pray about it with allseriousness, secondly make yourself the kind of person yoyo would want in your wife and at the same time e be ready for adjustment as no one is perfect and be also very careful. By the way I also have a sister won't mind hooking you guys up if u r interested.

yeah, thanks for that.

Ishilove:
Ehen, now you're getting somewhere. Please tell the prospective applicants that you are saying NO to stinky/hairy armpits, saggy boobs, oversized buttocks and anorexic stature. This will eliminate applicants that have all the abovelisted features

#saggyboobsmatter

I see you like them hairy down there...

Please let the people know the degree of hairiness that you find desirable-

Do you like the vaginal hair to be full enough to plait shuku/patewo and base, or would prefer it long enough for 'million braids'? Perhaps you just prefer it plain old jerry coil (olobo jerry)?

We are waiting

Lol, thank you sir. Kindly drop this discussion....mbok!

Nobodys:
but if you're handsome, your children might just be lucky... so bottom line is, you're not fine... ...All these Oshomiole lookalike be looking for fine fine girls to help their career.. . #Just kidding.#...


Well, one thing I noticed about beautiful kids is this, they take after their grandparents or even great grandparents....just an observation, I know of this little boy, gosh, HE IS CUTE, so fair and really cute... his mum isn't all that beautiful, his dad is not fine at all.lol... I asked my mum why the boy is so fair cause his parents are dark.... Mum said the boy's great grandmother was fair, almost albino type.......I have noticed this thing in about 4 kids, if not more sef...

So, Huncle, If you want beautiful kids, you know what to do... Good luck.. .

Lol, your small sample size doesn't validate your claim. Most often than none, kids take after their mum or dad; whichever gene is dominant. So it's important both sexes are outstanding because you might not know which would be dominant. The scenario you described could just be 1/100 cases.

austyne22ex:
Don't waste ur time breaking it down for him...the OP is confused

OP, if at this age u don't know ur spec when it comes to women, then ur problem is huge..
simple question, do u like fat, thick or slim girls, do u prefer girls with boobs or indifferent when it comes to boobs, are u into big bum bum or not...Oga, define ur spec before u start looking for a wife if not na every kind of woman go dey enter ur eyes...

Lol, physical attribute doesn't actually define a woman. Lotta things more important come into play when it comes to establishing a realm for companionship. May be I have answered him/her in my previous post but of great importance is someone with conscience and worth 'strolling down the street with'.

Ishilove:
See, you are just going round about in circles without being specific.

Let me let you in on a secret- Some men like their women really stinky down there
Some men like their women with saggy boobs
Some like their women with hairy armpits and even hairier vaginas
Some like them brown toothed

Some prefer them flat assed
Some like them with natural hair, while others prefer them with thick, full horse hair weaveon
Some like them wearing jeans trousers, others prefer skirts
Some like them REALLY BIG
Some like them anorexic

Be specific!!

You are really cracking me up here to satisfy your curiosity, I say NO to the emboldened You must be a lady to be this knowledgeable about preferences

mrphysics:
Stop doubting at this initial stage. Go ahead and come back with prewedding picture.

oshey!

Ishilove:
You are still saying the same thing. What does 'morphologically okay' mean? Nobody will agree that they are unattractive so you need to point out the particular morphological features you find attractive. Height, weight, body structure and symmetry, appearance, hygiene, sense of fashion and style etc.

We are making a tautology really. As stated in my post, she should be at least of average height. Of course the appearance must be good. For weight, body structure, symmetry, sense of fashion, I think all these constitute what make up the appearance and I don't think I'm particular about any. It varies and not everybody would be a model. In as much that the appearance is good, I'm fine with it. So I'm quite indifferent sha.

lefulefu:
its not strange..its d normal thing here..hustling things. Even u dats looking for a babe here must shine ur eyes. Half of d female monikers dat will contact u will be guys so jus scrutinize them.

Hmmm...that could be true sha. It's really an eye-opener. Thanks for the heads-up, bro.

lefulefu:
bros u being scammed. Its very much possible u making contacts with a yahooboy. Most of the female monikers on romance section are operated by guys and if na romance section u see d person then oyo na ur case oo. I can only vouch for few female monikers here. Hope say u never dey send her cash ooo.

Lol, that's quite strange @lefulefu

mrphysics:
You see that lady I mentioned on my previous comment, stop searching, I strongly recommend her. Take good care of her.

Oh really! You sound so confidence....lol.What do you know about her? Do you know her in person? Moreover, you also side "if the statement is true..." One can't be so sure about it yet

mrphysics:
If the emboldened is true, then @IamDGrateful this is it.



Is this an alternate account to the main account?

I actually don't understand what you are saying @mrphysics

Ishilove:
Being presentable is subjective, meaning your personal preferences influence your perception of what beauty should be. What you consider 'presentable' is not sacrosanct. You need to be more specific.

Hmmm....ok, by being 'presentable', I mean the person should be at least 'morphologically' ok.

Ishilove:
Sensible and mature users frequent the family section because of the large number of puerile Nairalanders who have made this section their haunting ground. It is hard finding wise people in the Romance section.

Oh I never knew that! Thanks for the heads-up.

PrimadonnaO:
Were you bored or something?

Not really

mrphysics:
When it comes to marriage, most men do not select from the circle of friends they have except if they are into a serious relationship with one already. Most people search for a new lady and start something serious with them.

Most working class guys feel that the ladies that now smiles with them are just doing that due to their status and not actually for love. So they ignore them and go for a new relationship. It has nothing to do with looks and being social. It's what one wants in a relationship that will possibly last till death.

Spot on! Gracia!

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
People who lay much emphasis on physical appearances sometimes end up making making d wrong choice.

Good luck sha as ladies Don finish for your church or workplace

Amen, thanks for the comment

bigpicture001:
I once made this same call on this same forum 4months ago....i got several pings nd eventualky narrowed down to a God fearing,hilarious,interesting workibg class lady. I like everything about her but...

Sh is a feminist,sh would never say AM sorry and always luk for how u are wrong instead. Now the main problem is all about pix..sh sent me multiple diffrent luking pix. Not any resemblib d other. Sh keeps confusing me with the pix .and citing the fact am.not on facebook as the reason.according to her,its not normal dt a guy is not on facebook. Nd u send her just two pix and that sh needs more pix

The pix issue continued for the next 3months. Inthe course of that,sh has frustrated my trip to see her physicaly at her own place,just the nxt city bordering mine. In one of the occasions,sh turned me back when am just like 30min to reach her destination.

Sh always accuse me of either being married which am.not or being in a serious relationship already which i dont even have any one. I tire for gals dont even know wot dey want .

Gud luck to u bro on ur own journey

Eiyah.... different pic, different faces; that's quite complex. May be she's trying to hide her identify and I can't blame her for that cos of the situation of things going around. If you're okay with her, I think you should keep talking to h er.

Valerie47:
Ugly women beget ugly children. For the sake of your child, marry someone that is presentable, I think men should be more concerned about their genotype in marriage, too many AS these days.

Thumbs up....I think you understand better

mrphysics:
Ignore those people bro.

Let me tell you the raw truth, your standard is too high to the crop of ladies we have out there and on here. You will later realize that the ones here are kids who are more interested on nairaland/facebook likes and shares. Also, you see those ones saying they are not ready for marriage, don't mind them, the God of Shiloh already knows He will have to answer some prayers in the future when they go crying and pleading for a God fearing man. They are in their whoring age.

Secondly, as you may have realized, most don't have anything tangible to say. When you engage them deeply, they resort to name calling and perhaps use it to judge you. So we currently have ladies that judge men instead of understanding them. When the discussion is about sex and romance, they will argue till they get wet. But when it is a serious talk, they go mute and find a name to call you.

I would recommend you know the reality on ground and lower your standard. It is hard to get those with that quality especially on nairaland.

I understand how office work and relationship goes. They seem to be North and South pole.

Thank you very much for this brilliant piece. You have said it all!

Ishilove:
Define 'presentable'

Sigh! I don't think being 'presentable' have any other definition that's different from what you know. I'm not about the morphological aspect so to speak but at least worth walking out with.

Ishilove:
Romance section isn't the place to post this. The family section is better

Ok, but is the family section not meant for those are married? Sorry, I'm just thinking aloud. Thanks anyways

Uyiii:
is this IamD18, because if it's you bro, I want to tell you that thunder will fire you right now, and also assure you that at the end of your search, na old evening news papers like pocohantas and saffi you go end up with.

If it's not donstan, then you're safe op and you can carry on with your search with our full blessings and anointing, bur if it's donstan, na thunder go fire you to ashawo beer parlor and back you old cargo

sorry bro, I'm not. The person must have done you a strong thing. Thanks for the bolded

UyaiIncomparabl:
Hmm. You're too defensive.

I'm not really....just being realistic.

UyaiIncomparabl:
A relationship is certainly not a priority to me, for now.

Besides, I don't meet 1-2 of his requirements.

Ok, thank you

UyaiIncomparabl:
Age doesn't equal maturity, though it plays a vital role in the advancement of a person's psyche, it still doesn't guarantee you that.

I wish you the best of luck in your search.

yes, I agree with you absolutely! Maturity doesn't come with age but with exposure and experience. But in this case, my definition of maturity takes a slightly different approach. I feel a lesser age bracket wouldn't be ready for a serious relationship or marriage in the next 1-2years; which I think I'm 99% on point on that

UyaiIncomparabl:
Spot on.

Most graduates are nothing to write home about.

That's not possible; being a graduate, there's a certain level of intelligence that comes with it. Though it might not applied to all graduates but definitely not "MOST" that you said.

HebronHF:
Yes I know Bro but it's now an Involuntary Declaration ni.

But she never said she's interested. She might be in a relationship, you can't say

Peter4luv:
Some guys stupid sha..she must be a graduate like what is the essence of going to school with no monthly checkk..abeg get me a skillful woman with a business mindsets....Graduate my ass at OP

Sir, there's no need for insult. What you want is not what I want....you don't know me as a person; you can cope with that but I CAN'T

Cheers bro!