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Literature / Diary Of A University Girl Episode 4 (palaver) by iamdjtune: 10:05pm On Jul 15, 2015
JANUARY 17, 2008
Dear Diary,
I feel like a whirlwind of pain and grief has left a trademark in my
heart, like a pang of guilt has eaten it’s way into my subconscious. I
can never feel at peace, I feel haunted by her scent, that particular
cherry fragrance of her favorite type of ‘Body Fantasy’ spray that
makes my darkened soul leap for joy as she draws nigh for the usual
‘play time’. Yes! That’s what she termed it, long hours of explicit
wrestling on her bare red mattress. Now I understand why she never
covers it, her cum will probably make her wash the sheets more
often……

“David! David!”
I have been thinking about Sarah’s erotic diary of her disgusting past that I barely noticed Mark’s presence in the room. My God! Why must she give such a lengthy picturesque detail! She should have studied English Literature maybe give E. L. James a run for her money in the near future.
“What?” I rasped
“Ha! O boy chill. I am sorry for interrupting your daydream” he
shrugged “Abeg, did Onyinye come here? I told her to wait for me”.
“I didn’t see anyone” I lied so easily, the words just rolled out from my tongue even after what I did to the poor girl. Just this past few hours a lot has indeed happened.
“Okay. You look like you need a pick me up, some my G’s are going to ‘Caro’s joint’ are you up for it?”
Mark said in dainty English. Of course he should know how to speak
appropriately with a politician as a father, a state judge as a mother
and the constant trips abroad. His choice of expensive gadgets and
high taste in men fashion were also top notch. Everything in the room was owned and furnished by him, the 32 inch LCD plasma TV, the home theatre, the Persian carpet, artistic green and yellow wall painting with a matching floral curtain and the king size mattress. The only thing I could boast of was my rickety ‘ecolac’ mama spared for me by putting her wrappers under the foam even most of the swag clothes I wear is Mark’s.
He has a tall physique dark skinned but not that handsome compared to me with an amber skin tone, tall physique and the looks but he has the charm to woo the girls.
“I really could use a pick me up”
He gave me a thumb’s up sign as I stood up to get ready.

Caro’s Joint was filled with merry makers drinking and smoking their
sorrows away with either a pack of Benson or weed wrapped in paper. The boys lead the merry way while some girls either watched or
indulged in the act. The place is massive arranged with red ‘airtel’
plastic chairs and a center table that houses up to four or five
chairs, the roof is designed with palm frods resting on a bamboo
sticks for support and the floor is filled with unmashed coal tar.
“Why you dey fall hand for here?” Temi one of Mark’s friend whose eyes
are red from excessive smoking aaked me with his finger pointing at my
almost full bottle of Star.
“I.. I don’t understand” I stuttered
They all laughed at my ignorance
“Don’t mind my roommate, he is still a JJC” Mark teased
Suddenly my phone beeped, out of shame of my Nokia X2 I hid it between
my laps and opened the message, it’s from Onyinye and it read:
‘YOU HAD BETTER COME TO MY ROOM OR I WILL TELL MARK HOW YOU BANGED THE
HELL OUT OF ME!”
I felt a cold shiver run down my spine, what do I do? I didn’t even
realise when I jumped up, they all look at me surprised.
“I am sorry, I have to go thanks for the drink”
I bolted out of the joint without even waiting to hear from Mark. I
flagged down the first bike I saw shouting out the name of the hostel
as I climbed on it not minding how much he charged.
I reached Onyinye’s hostel in less than ten minutes, it’s a one storey
building. I started on the stairs to room 21, I can never forget the
day she said her room number shyly. I knocked on the metal door with
shaky hands, she opened it and walks away from it. I came in and shut
the door locking it behind me, she is wrapped in a red satin robe, she
stared on at me, her eyes were red from crying.
“I am sorry, I know it is not enough but I am truly sorry”
She released the belt of the robe and it dropped down to the ground
revealing her nude satin transperent negligée, she wore absolutely
nothing underneath, I could see everything… I mean every sculptured
part of her body.
“Congratulations David, you sure know how to make a girl long for more…”
I opened my mouth but there were no words as she walked seductively
towards me………. To Be Continued…

READ THE EPISODE 1 HERE: https://www.nairaland.com/2380704/diary-university-girl-episode-1

READ THE EPISODE 2 HERE: https://www.nairaland.com/2396447/diary-university-girl-episode-2

READ THE EPISODE 3 HERE: https://www.nairaland.com/2414943/diary-university-girl-episode-3

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Computers / Re: Please Someone That Has An Idea Of Aptio Utility Should Help Me by iamdjtune: 9:56pm On Jul 15, 2015
sinaj:
Please any one who has experienced this before should help me out cry

I turned my laptop on this morning nd
'Aptio Setup Utility'- American Megatrends, Inc. came up on d screen.

The windows doesnt want to come nd I cnt access any other thing.

It refused to go out even after I re-boot severally by pressing the power button embarassed

plz I nid to knw how to go about diz for those of you that av experienced it b4.


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processor
installed RAM:4.00GB
Processor: Intel(R) Pentium(R) 3558U@1.70GHz.






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Webmasters / Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by iamdjtune: 9:52pm On Jul 15, 2015
if you aint dating someone on a digital platform... your digital devices need be confisticated and your as$ bundled to the village

Celebrities / Re: Don’t Take Me To Rehab - Majek Fashek Cries Out by iamdjtune: 9:50pm On Jul 15, 2015
one of the few people that did good music in nigeria

Celebrities / Re: 2face, Banky W, Kcee, Seantizzle, Run Town Catching Fun Inside Plane (Pics) by iamdjtune: 9:45pm On Jul 15, 2015
ok

Forum Games / Re: Optical Illusions by iamdjtune: 9:38pm On Jul 15, 2015
as easy as ABC , can even spot it with my eyes closed

Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy A8: Samsung Slimmest Smartphone by iamdjtune: 9:37pm On Jul 15, 2015
iv pre ordered it alread...anam achikwanu?? angry undecided

Celebrities / Eminem - RAW Ft. Royce Da 5'9 by iamdjtune: 11:25am On Jul 14, 2015
Download and Listen To Raw By Eminem Featuring Bad Meets Evil. This is One of the soundtracks oF Southpaw.

After Kings Never Die and Phenomenal, Eminem is back on RAW featuring Royce with his accomplice to form the duo Bad Meets Evil. Recall that the song is from the soundtrack of the movie Southpaw be released on July 24 in theaters. Download and enjoy

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Celebrities / Nicki Minaj Shares BTS Photos From Meek Mill's All Eyes On You Video Shoot by iamdjtune: 6:15am On Jul 13, 2015
Check out a few behind the scenes pics from the upcoming video for Meek Mill, Nicki Minaj and Chris Brown's All Eyes On You.

Without a doubt, the Nicki Minaj and Chris Brown-assisted "All Eyes On You" is the poppiest track on Meek Mill's recently released Dreams Worth More Than Money, so it makes total sense that it's been picked as the album's second single (preceded by "Check"wink. In addition to increased radio play, this will also entail a music video, the production of which seems to be underway right now. Nicki just took to Instagram to share a few behind the scenes flicks of the shoot.

When the song dropped, many were calling Chris Brown the "third wheel," and hilariously enough, he doesn't appear in any of these shots to interrupt Nicki and Meek's lovefest. Will he be in the video? And how do you think Joe Budden feels about these?

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Celebrities / Wizkid - Ojuelegba (remix) Ft. Drake & Skepta by iamdjtune: 8:27am On Jul 12, 2015
Wizkid Connects With Drake and Skepta For A Remix Of His Smashing Hit, Ojuelegba.

I never expected this! Wizkid had earlier talked about his international album, he has decided to throw out a cut from the album for us to feel. During the debut of his new Beats 1 radio show OVO Sound, Drake wasted no time making use of his new platform for the future by way of the increasingly great Apple Music. He unleashed a new remixof Wizkid’s “Ojuelegba” featuring Drake and Skepta. Enjoy!

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Celebrities / Official Video: Trey Songz – About You by iamdjtune: 6:32am On Jul 12, 2015
Trey Songz debuts ‘About You’ video.

Fresh off the release of his ‘Trigga Reloaded’ album, Trey Songz decides to give us a new visual. He shoots one for ‘About You’, which is one of the new songs on the project. It is directed Matt Barnes and Trey Songz.

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Events / Re: See The Food A Couple Served Their Guests At Their White Wedding In Benue(pic) by iamdjtune: 6:29am On Jul 12, 2015
that photo is not less than 4years old...mtchew

Jobs/Vacancies / How To Get Your Dream Job In Nigeria by iamdjtune: 7:55pm On Jul 11, 2015
To find job vacancies in Nigeria cannot get any easier as long as you follow the right ways to get a job in Nigeria. Job vacancies in Nigeria can be found if one applies the right methods because those who get jobs in high paying firms like jobs in the oil companies, multinationals and they rest are not necessarily better than you but not to worry because I will show you how they g0t those juicy jobs and you are not getting any.
In this post you will learn how to gain access to secret ways of getting the job you have always wanted in Nigeria as revealed by seasoned Nigerian HR professionals and hiring managements.

Let me take you back for a second, years back when you tried picturing yourself today I bet you saw yourself working in a very big company in Nigeria and earning huge some of salary, driving good cars and living fine, right? But now those dreams are not in good terms with reality, to find job vacancies in Nigeria can be very frustrating if you do it the wrong way, you can submit uncountable job applications and attend several job seminars and still get no job at the end because you are doing it all wrong.

Job vacancies in Nigeria
Having no job especially now in Nigeria makes one vulnerable and sometimes might lead to one receiving unwanted insult. You cannot play the role of big brother/sister to your siblings and relatives.
You are done with school and by right you should be working and earning money to use take care of yourself and assist your family but yet you still fall back to your parents for financial helps which really sucks.

You are tired of telling people that you are still searching for job or managing when you are being asked question like “so what are you doing now ‘’

And it seems like the job you want only exists in your dreams and that dream keeps dying each day that passes no thanks to the ever increasing number of graduates and ever reducing number of job vacancies in Nigeria.

The bottom line is…………

Not having a job really sucks a lot
It makes you vulnerable and powerless over your own life
It slows down every aspect of your life by creating feelings of low self esteem
And it makes you feel like a failure as an adult that much is expected from.
I know you are likely to give responses like these if asked why you have not gotten a good job in Nigeria:
I’m not connected
I have a quite low CGPA
I think the course I studied isn’t just marketable
I’m probably unlucky

But do you know that all these are lies because your schoolmates are landing on the same good jobs that you having been dying to have, most of them had no connection, some had CGPA’s way below than yours even with courses that you will think that are not relevant but yet they got the high paying jobs in Nigeria that you have been craving for.

To tell you the truth………..

My dear friend it’s not always about connections, or your CGPA, or the course you studied.
It’s about doing it the right way because you can’t get your dream job in Nigeria if you apply the wrong methods by using the traditional approach adopted by 99% of people, especially with the huge competition out there.

Job vacancies in Nigeria can only be found if you adopt the right method which will be revealed in this life changing post.

Speaking of traditional approach, it means the approach where you send out bunch of generic CVs to openly advertised positions, hoping that one of them will fall on a fertile land. This approach will only make you frustrated and drain your energy more and more.

Now aside your CV being thrown into the waste bin because it really sucks and looks generic, here are other reasons why others are getting the jobs and you are not getting any….

You are not looking for the right places for good job vacancies
You have a poor application letter, unprofessional and boring
Your performance was very bad during job aptitude test
You blow you chances with avoidable blunders when you are luckily invited for interviews
You have no idea what impresses hiring managers in job applications.
If you can get all these right you will get the job of your dreams and be able to utilize job vacancies in Nigeria

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Literature / Diary Of A University Girl Episode 3 (A Twist In Time) by iamdjtune: 9:23pm On Jun 29, 2015
‘Did you… what were you?’ Her eyes darting from side to side, as she soon saw her diary; she scrambled to the floor clutching the diary to her bosom as she hastily got up from the bed, her hands trembling as she threw the diary into her wardrobe closing it with a banging sound, she fumbled with the keys in a bid to lock wardrobe, as though her actions would erase all I have read.

READ THE EPISODE 1 HERE https://www.nairaland.com/2380704/diary-university-girl-episode-1

READ THE EPISODE 2 HERE https://www.nairaland.com/2396447/diary-university-girl-episode-2

‘I… I…’I started to deny it but soon realized…it was pointless

‘Why didn’t you tell me?’ I asked with a deep breath, my face crumpled in anger, suddenly filled with so much…Disgust.

‘How much did you read? Why did u read my dairy?’ she held on to my shirt in a desperate plea

‘Is that the point?!” with a raised voice, I disentangled her hands from my shirt almost roughly, perhaps if I had waited a bit more, just a teensy time, before I made my next remark, things wouldn’t be as bad as I write my story now, perhaps she would have confessed it all but my anger was greater than reason,

‘Is that why you wouldn’t let me touch you?!’ I said ‘you promised to tell me everything, now I find out you are a lesbian, how do I know you are really a virgin and it is not just another lie? What do you expect from me now?’

I saw a quick relief in her face and I questioned how much I thought I knew, Then I realized that I shouldn’t have been so hasty in speaking, I should have let her make a clean breast of herself, perhaps she would have told me everything without realizing it, but what could possibly be worse than my discovery I thought ‘please is there something else I should know?’ I asked desperately

‘There is nothing, and am sorry for not telling you, but I swear… I am fighting, in fact I have changed ‘she started to hold my hand but I merely pushed her and I was out of her house.

As I sauntered on the street, various thoughts ran across my mind. I knew she was not to blame, Aunty Bridget, the name reverberated in my head, I imagined the hatred as a big monster in me. I almost tripped twice, staggering as though I was drunk; I walked as though I hadn’t a care in the world. I could not wait to get home as uncontrollable tears started to roll down my eyes. I walked faster, not counting my steps, those who cared to look, must think I was drunk or suffering from weeks of starvation, I staggered all the way home, The painful thud of my chest hammering furiously, I wished it would stop, but every step was just a reminder, I couldn’t bear the thought, the love of my life was sexually attracted to her fellow girls, she loved them, I was just an instrument to help in change.

I started to unlock my door clumsily as I got home, very relieved, but found out it was already open.

‘Hey David’

‘Hey Onyi’ I was shocked to see onyinye in my home, I wanted to ask her what she was doing in my house, who gave her my room key but I just slumped on the bed, merely taking notice of her, in fact nothing mattered.

‘Is there a problem, why…? Are you sick? Your eyes..’

I wished she would leave me alone, I kept mute not responding, Onyi was a girl that always cared for me, not in the friends sense but the lovers sense, but I didn’t feel same, even though we were friends, she was the wrong person for this discussion. I felt a deep prerequisite to lift this load from my chest but I was definitely not going to cry to a girl who sincerely liked me and I dashed her hopes to the floor by dating Sarah, although she was with my roommate, Mark, I could still feel her eyes on me from time to time, she definitely still liked me.

‘Dav?’

‘What are you doing in this house? Mark is not around’ I did not let her reply before I continued ‘please leave’ I said rudely turning my back to her and covering my body with a sheet, I would discuss the issue of giving our room keys to our girlfriends to enter as they pleased with mark.

‘Why? What have I ever done to you? What happened to us?’

‘There was no us!’ I shouted, she was not the reason for my annoyance, it was wrong taking it out on her, but I knew she wouldn’t stop, I did not want to say anything I would regret later so I stood up briskly, I decided if she wasn’t going to leave the house, I would leave the house.

‘David..’ she held me hands in a silent plea, caressing them gently, I knew her intent

What I write now, I do not write for pity, but it is as it happened…you are depressed and engulfed with anger, it is over pouring within you, and you have a deep need to bring it out, and then a girl holds your hand and caresses it gently all the way beneath your shirt to your nipples, ever so gently and like a man possessed you suddenly drag her to you, and press your lips to her, but it is not as she thought it would be, you are rough, like a demon had taken hold of you, you are tearing at her clothes and soon she is protesting but you cannot hear a single word.

‘Is this not what you wanted?’ my voice husky, my hands tearing at her pants roughly

‘it is but…’

‘Shut up and let me give you your desire’ I pushed her to the bed and quickly undid my trousers.

‘No… Please… Not this way…’ she tried to get up but I was stronger

I couldn’t hear whatever it was she said, I knew I was doing the wrong thing, but like a man possessed, I couldn’t control my actions, soon I was on her, hitting as hard and deep as my anger was , it was after I was done I realized myself.

‘You are a beast!!’She shouted slapping me very hard on my cheeks and started to sob, curling herself to a ball, I deserved much more than that.

‘am sorry’ I murmured, I didn’t know where to start begging from, I tried to embrace her but she fought me off, I held her more tightly, soon she was no longer fighting, only sobbing out loud.

Ring! Ring!… my phone rang, I knew who it was, sarah… I looked at the crying girl in my arms and thought about my roommate, Mark, I thought about his reactions when he found out what I had done, I thought about how lonely Sarah must be, she needed all the support to win over her nemesis, I couldn’t blame her for something she had no control over, my phone rang on, I discerned she wouldn’t stop or else I picked…. I have committed what may be the greatest mistake of my life….

To be continued…

Written By Amaka

SOURCE: http://www.360m usicng.com/diary-of-a-university-girl-episode-3-a-twist-in-time/

Celebrities / Davido's Fans Mi VIDEO Hits 1 Million Views On Youtube In Just 10 Days by iamdjtune: 10:56am On Jun 24, 2015
The critically acclaimed video by HKN bosd Davido featuring MMG's meek mill just reached a record total number of a Million views on YouTube in just ten days!.. Nice!

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Literature / Diary Of A University Girl [episode 2] The Discovery by iamdjtune: 9:26am On Jun 22, 2015
Missed the 1st episode? read it here https://www.nairaland.com/2380734/diary-university-girl-episode-1

Episode 2; The discovery

The diary was timeworn, the pages were brown and smelt damp and old, most of the pages were almost used up and some pages furrowed and creased while others had just a little fold at the edges, it was quite obvious from the condition of the massive dairy that she was always using it. I smiled at what a writer she could be. Although the words were now faint, I could still read them clearly

1st November 2005; Dear diary; this is my first year in the secondary school and am so glad at my new friends. My seniors are so nice as well as my teachers, I love my school, I don’t feel like it is a boarding school. I have this roommate, niyola, she is so nice…

I smiled to myself, envisioning the lovely childhood she must have had, I wanted to read all she wrote in her diary at once, I had a quick glance at the page and flipped, skimming through to the next page and then turned to the next, I glanced through the pages one by one, missing some pages and skimming through the others and then…

14th January 2008; dear dairy; it is with heart-breaking sadness and regret that I write to you today. I may be expelled from school...

I looked at the date again, 2008; it must have been in her third year in the secondary school. Swiftly developing a keen interest, I read on

… I don’t know what got into me today, what do I say to my friends?, how do I explain to mother that I have failed her again? Who would understand my situation; I wish father had not left us... I truly cannot write to you today, I am consumed by sorrow.

The next page…

15th January 2008; dear diary; the kind senior promised to keep my secret if I gave her my word to stop being a lesbian but promising I would stop doesn’t just make me well again. I hate I am like this. Yes diary, you heard me, I am a lesbian. I love you diary because my deepest secrets are forever safe with you. So today I would write to you the most agonizing events of my life, I lost taste of the peacefulness of life that day and the rest of the days that turned to weeks which turned to months and then years… It was on a Saturday morning and I was only five years old. As usual, I was with Aunty Bridget, the monster, after father left, mother rarely ever stayed at home. That day seemed like every other Saturday morning but it was different, because unlike Aunty Bridget she was kind and playful. And when she lay on the bed as she always did when she was done with her duties, she stared at me continuously in a strangely different manner that was not to scold me or rebuke my actions, it was not kind either, that look would forever haunt me. Ordinarily when she lay on the bed, Oh! How can I ever forget that red mattress she never put a bed sheet on, and lay in that same manner she would remain so engrossed in her phone and would hardly notice anything, even if a rat climbed her legs ,also she would wiggle in strange manners. I usually saw her put her hand in her skirts and moan, sometimes even out loud, I never truly understood, I would just stare and she would barely take notice of me, but that day, it was not the same, she called me to her, and ordered that I pulled my clothes, not soon she was caressing my juvenile nipple, I ran that day, I was confused and very scared, I did not know what to think, a lot ran through my mind that day but I had no one to run to, mother was nowhere near, so I came back home and that was how it all started, since then I was an object for her bizarre practices. At first, I tried to tell mother but she would not believe her little sister would molest me, I grew up with aunty Bridget and not my mother, so soon it was an everyday activity, she comes to me which ever time deems her fit at any corner of the house I was hiding in, as soon as mother was out, it went on like that, it was not long I started to enjoy it. It turned to an addiction. It was after I was expelled from my primary school for trying to molest a classmate that mother believed me. I fear I may never have an interest in any man and that was the scariest part. I love my roommate, Niyola, I only want to do with her, all my aunty did with me, even though she reported me to the senior…

I could not believe what I was reading, my heart beat faster. I shut the diary and slammed it on the table noisily, I shook with surprise I couldn’t get myself to continue reading, I turned to Sarah, she was still asleep, different emotions engulfed me, anger, pity and the need to understand, I picked the diary again and opened to a random page.

2nd February 2012; dear diary; I love David, he is the nicest person I know, he makes me very happy in ways no other person could. He makes me forget I have teething troubles; I must fight until I conquer this evil in me. I want to be a normal girl, Aunty Bridget…

‘David?’ I felt Sarah’s hand touch my back unexpectedly, the diary fell from my hand and I jerked up suddenly like a child caught stealing, she had already seen me reading her diary…

… To be continued….

Written By Amaka

She Is A Guest Writer On 360 musicng.com

Music/Radio / Learn How To Twerk & Do The Nae Nae (VIDEO AND PHOTOS) by iamdjtune: 8:52am On Jun 21, 2015
*NOTE: YOU MUST HAVE A SIZABLE BACKSIDE TO TRY THIS OUT*

Though twerking has been around for twenty years, ever since Miley Cyrus busted out her dance moves during the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards, the craze has been bigger than ever. This dance move for women is all about shaking your booty and accentuating the movement of your hips and body. Some people think twerking is fun, funny, or just downright weird, but it has certainly become part of the dance culture today. Get in step with the newest trend and learn several ways to twerk by starting with Step 1 of your preferred method.


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Method 1 of 3: Doing the Squat and Shake Twerk


1: Get into a squat position. You don’t want to be too low to the ground, but low enough so that you are grounded and easily balanced. Consider keeping your knees behind your toes to avoid knee injury. Stand with your legs wide apart, lower to the ground, with your feet turned out. This will help you maintain your balance once you start moving. This is the most common way to twerk, and is the least sexually provocative.
Pick a fun, fast beat and start practicing! You can practice twerking slowly at first, to get the basic move down, and pick up your pace once you're comfortable with it.



2: Pop your booty outward. Get into the stance where it looks like you are about to sit into a chair-- think "chair pose" in yoga -- your booty should be the main attraction. Make sure to keep your knees bent and to place your hands on your hips. Keep your upper body pretty straight and look straight ahead. You don't need to look at the ground to twerk effectively.
As you pop your booty out, you should lean forward about 45 degrees, shifting your weight to your toes. This is known as the "Miley Twerk". If you want to be a bit less scandalous, then you don't have to lean forward as much, and can keep your chest upright.



3: Shake your booty back and forth. If you choose to keep your hands on your hips while you twerk, then you should press your thumbs into your butt bones to help push your hips go forward if you're moving forward; to move your booty back, use your other fingers to pull back on your hip bones to help your booty move backward. If you're comfortable twerking without your hands, then you can lift your arms straight out in front of you, close together and parallel to the ground, and gently sway them as you continue to twerk.
For the Miley Twerk, you should move your hips quickly from right to left; for a standard twerk, pop your booty up and down, arching and straightening your back to get the best results. And don't worry if you don't have a big booty. Anyone can rock this move!
It's all about isolating the lower half of your body. Try to keep the upper half of your body pretty stable.
You can also switch it up with your hands, keeping them up in front of you, out at your sides, or back on your hips.
Additionally, you can get even a bit lower the ground, placing your hands above your knees, with your fingers pointed toward each other and your wrists facing out, and shake your booty with your hands helping you get the most for your money.
If you're really going for it, add a Miley face or hand signal for good measure.




Method 2 of 3: Doing the Hands on the Ground Twerk



2: Put your hands on the ground. Turn your toes out as you lean down. You can have a slight bend in your legs and make sure at least your fingertips touch the ground. If you're more flexible, nobody's stopping you from getting your entire hands down on the ground. This will help you maintain your balance.



3: Pop your booty. Bend and straighten your legs quickly, accentuating the booty pop during the move. Bend and straighten your legs along with the rhythm of the music. You can also shake and move your booty as you twerk. To do the regular twerk, just arch your back and then hallow it out, letting your booty move up and down, up and down. For the Miley, quickly wiggle your hips from left to right.

Method 3 of 3: Doing the Wall Twerk


1: Stand about two feet away from a sturdy wall. Stand facing away from the wall but within close proximity so you can see the wall in your peripheral vision. Now, this is the most showy form of twerking. Make sure you don't think this is a good idea after you've had one drink too many, or you'll be fixing for a fall. When you attempt the wall twerk, you should already be pretty confident in your twerking abilities. This move is not for amateurs.
You need to have a lot of upper body strength and good coordination to pull this one off.



2: Put your hands on the floor. This time you want to make sure you have a strong grip on the floor as you will be walking your feet up the wall so you don’t want to fall. Your entire hands should be on the ground to give you the balance you need. Get your booty high in the air to make it easier to get your legs up there. Your hands should be down about a foot in front of your feet, shoulder width apart. As you place both hands on the ground, shift the weight from your legs to your hands.
Your torso and upper body should essentially be in handstand position. Your fingers should be facing away from you.



3: Walk your feet up the wall and bend your knees as you shake your booty. First, place one leg on the wall, get it up there until you feel stable, and then move the other leg up to join it. Your feet should be wide apart, about one foot away from each hip. Get your toes firmly on the wall and practice arching your back and hallowing it, creating the basic twerk move. Keep your arms and upper body strong and stable as you rock out with your lower body (which will be above your upper body!). You can think of this as a version of the "hands on the ground" twerk -- except that this time, you're up on a wall.
You should aim to be up there for thirty seconds, or maybe even a minute or the length of a short song, but remember that your hands and shoulders will get tired after a while.
This is also a great opportunity for grabbing a wall twerking partner to join you as you show off those moves!
Make sure to come down gracefully. Move your feet back down the wall, one at a time. You can continue doing the "hands on the ground" twerk, or just take a complete break from twerking for a little while until you're ready to channel your inner-Miley again.


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Celebrities / AUDIO + VIDEO: Sossi – Sebee (remix) Ft. Olamide & Oritse Femi by iamdjtune: 1:08pm On Jun 18, 2015
Sebee remix is arguably the most anticipated collaboration of the year. BRG signee Sossi teamed up with two of Nigeria’s street kings’ Olamide and Oritsefemi as this is actually the first time both artists will feature on same song. The song was produced by Tefa and video directed by Unlimited LA. Watch and enjoy the video below.


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Celebrities / VIDEO: Burna Boy On The Truth With Olisa by iamdjtune: 12:42pm On Jun 18, 2015
“Catch up another exciting episode of The Truth with Olisa, and this time it’s Burna Boy. He spoke on his carrier, his issue with Leriq, the clash between his separation of his former label Aristocrat. He also expresses opinion on him not been nominated for the MTV Base 2015 MAMA Award. Find out The Real Truth.Watch, share and enjoy.”


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Celebrities / Solidstar - In My Head by iamdjtune: 11:21pm On Jun 16, 2015
The ever-reliable Solidstar drops his fist official single for the year and you trust the Skibo master not to disappoint as always. He terms this “In My Head” and believe me when I say this one is a Jam!

Produced by Kuk Beat.

Listen up, download and share your thoughts!


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Romance / Re: Diary Of A University Girl [episode 1] The Beginning by iamdjtune: 4:16pm On Jun 15, 2015
The episode two will be coming next week Monday
Romance / Diary Of A University Girl [episode 1] The Beginning by iamdjtune: 8:40am On Jun 15, 2015
I had tried at least 4 times before the school had given me the admission. The anxiety of continuously checking the university website hoping for an admission letter was indescribable, at first, it was Mama’s fault I wasn’t admitted because she lacked money to sponsor my education, I gave up my dreams for school that year. And when she was finally financially able to sponsor my examinations came the continuous struggle to pass the cut off mark set by the university, as a boy without anyone, “no connection” I strived to get the merit list. After that entire struggle to enter the university, the fulfillment was never complete till I had a girlfriend. I smiled to myself. Sarah … we started as study mates, for me it was a wonderful my girlfriend kept me at my books and not away from them. But of course we had our ‘leisure’, Weekends when it was not all books, I walked faster, trying not to think of what was to come, I didn’t want a “bulge” on my trousers.

‘guy!’

I would have ignored the salute had the caller not be so close.

‘how fah na?’ I tried to cover my haste, taking his hands in mine in a handshake, it was a very dark scraggy boy in my class.

‘I de, where you de go?’

‘I wan go buy something?. Anything?’ I asked impatiently.

‘na dat assignment… e b like say you de rush’ he must have noticed the unpleasant features on my face and signs saying I had no patience now for a chit-chat

‘na so’ I replied not wanting to appear rude‘

‘ok na, no wahala, later’ he smiled mischievously, perhaps he suspected that I was not going to a shop after all. We shook hands again and I walked on, ignoring the rumbling in my stomach reminding me that I had not eaten since the previous day. I had no money for food; we always had one due or another to pay for. I stopped by a shop and got an energy drink. I needed strength for Sarah... The road was tarred but the tar was seen in patches, mud replaced the patches and the floor was littered with filth, I started towards Sarah’s street and was grateful it wasn’t so dirty, save for the water log and the erosion, ‘Even students environment the government cannot take care of’ I muttered angrily letting out a loud hiss as I walked carefully.

‘Nkem’ she embraced me as soon as she saw me standing at the door before letting me. Her unrefined igbo language, her pitched voice.. she pronounced the igbo as though she spoke English but the melody melted my heart, my heart pounded, how I love her, even the slightest thing about her excited me, I wanted to touch her shapely butt already, it was not too big and not small either, but I knew I couldn’t touch it in the ways I wanted just yet... I dragged her back, and hugged her, her butt resting on my crotch, ahhhh, I wanted to tell her I couldn’t wait to lay her on the bed and do all I fantasies but,

‘I missed you Nkem’ was the only word that came out instead

‘Me too’ she replied shyly and dragged me to the bed. She made me sit and then started to talk on different things that had happened to her, moving from one story to another, never really completing any. She chattered excitedly not giving a break or asking any questions, as she loved to do. She just talked on, it gave me joy that she could only be like this with me; talk and be free, I said nothing, watching and enjoying the movement of her lips, she was beautiful. Her fair colored smooth silky skin; I wondered how I got so lucky,

‘Have you done G.S 101 assignments?’ she finally asked changing to another topic.

‘No ‘I replied pulling her into my arms, I could wait no longer, I took her lips in mine, my hands holding her head as though it were so delicate. She was the loveliest thing on earth; she returned my kisses shyly and eagerly... I lay on the bed, dragging her with me, my hands moving to her butt, squeezing gently, kissing hungrily... She moaned and started to mutter inaudible words, pressing her bust to my chest, all the while kissing me in her normal shy tender manner, perhaps that was what made the kiss the loveliest; the shy and tender way, she flinched suddenly, most likely she felt the big bulge on my trouser. I was grateful when I felt her petite hands start to caress me through my trouser, at first in careful examination and then passionately…Her nipples were erect pointing to my chest and I knew she was not wearing a bra, I unbuttoned her shirt hastily, I couldn’t get enough… taking each breast in my hands, they were lovely, like the rest of her body, not too big or small but very soft and smooth , I replaced my lips on the soft succulent breast and sucked… her moans driving me to the peak, I sucked, licked, teased wanting to please her, my hand went lower still… to the band of her skirt.. She let out a moan, ‘baby’ her voice excited me beyond reason, I started to drag down her skirt but her petite hands rested on mine stopping my actions. ‘Don’t go there, am not ready’ she blurted out, I stopped my actions instantly.

‘Am sorry... I...’ I stammered, trying to get my senses back, my body covered in sweat, my need had made me forget my promise to my virgin girlfriend

‘It’s ok, just wait till am ready’ she said, I thought I saw fears in her eyes.

I said nothing more, merely rested her head on my chest, her protest had instantly killed whatever sexual drive I had, I just patted her head, we remained like that silently till she slept. My eyes ran through the room, it was big and spacious unlike the congested miniature room I share with two boys, the floor tiled in contrast to my carpeted one, she came from a wealthy home, she had it all, beauty, brains wealth and humility, she asked nothing from me, the least I could do was keep her virginity intact, then my eyes caught sight of the small book on the table, she had a pen in between pages, obvious she wanted to go back to the page demarcated by the pen, I gently detached myself from her and picked the book, curious to know the content, I replaced the pen with my middle finger and opened to the first page, It read, ‘My diary’ my first instinct was to drop the diary, it was private.. But just as soon I picked it up again and flipped to the second page, and in her diary, it read…..

TO BE CONTINUED……

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Health / Re: Lovers Found Dead After Using Sex Enhancing Drug by iamdjtune: 1:42pm On Jun 11, 2015
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Celebrities / Adat Chris - You Too Fine (prod. By Prodigy) by iamdjtune: 10:56am On Jun 11, 2015
Prolific Nigerian Singer Adat Chris Debuts on with this highly infectious song titled You Too Fine. Produced By Prodigy Beatz. This is a song you cant afford to miss. Download and enjoy below.

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