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Romance / Re: Best Pick Up Lines That Get Girls Blushing by iamFawaz(m): 2:21pm On Oct 20, 2016
Go meet her, go on like dis...
ah ah oti di big girl o, Pele my dear... m based in London, Moshe de naija....
u no as e dey go na....
Phones / Re: Iphone 7 Explodes On Owner's Face While Recording A Video by iamFawaz(m): 5:57am On Oct 15, 2016
congrats rich man

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Romance / Re: Combine This Two Natural Plants And She Will Beg You To Reach Jerusalem by iamFawaz(m): 5:56am On Oct 15, 2016
ucsparks:
Its gonna spoil your breath na,, kissing her won't be fun anymore tongue

Buhari don pack up toothpastes and toothbrushes?
Education / Re: I Wonder What This School Is Really Teaching The Students by iamFawaz(m): 5:54am On Oct 15, 2016
they teach in parables lol
Phones / Re: See Wat Happened 2 A Man Whose Samsung Note 3 Exploded While He Was On Bike(pics by iamFawaz(m): 5:53am On Oct 15, 2016
Samsung using Nokia battery
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Hits Back At Buhari - Nigerian Women, Leave KITCHEN Now by iamFawaz(m): 5:52am On Oct 15, 2016
congrats, that doesn't make you first lady but ex
Politics / Re: Uncle Fashola, Please Come And Carry Your Light oooo! E Don Do....(pics attached by iamFawaz(m): 5:51am On Oct 15, 2016
is this a fridge or freezer.....
guess it's cloud! ??
Politics / Re: 76yr Old Emir Of Katsina Marries 14yr Old (picture of emir and Habiba) by iamFawaz(m): 5:49am On Oct 15, 2016
this is far more worse than raping under age.... this is called "Power of you can't do nothing"
Bleep dat shit

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Education / Re: A Lecturer In Unical (political Science) Gives Students The Shock Of Their Life by iamFawaz(m): 5:42am On Oct 15, 2016
fire on..... I'll pop with 2 coke
Romance / Re: Picture Of Woman Quits Her Job To Breastfeed Her Boyfriend Every Two Hours. by iamFawaz(m): 4:12am On Oct 12, 2016
hmmm
Romance / Re: A Female Colleague Asked Me This Question. by iamFawaz(m): 10:10pm On Oct 08, 2016
mtcheewwww, Lemme help you jor....

Ask the guy below me
Phones / Re: . by iamFawaz(m): 2:36pm On Oct 07, 2016
our server is overwhelmed with fear lol

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Romance / Re: Those Big Aunties That Disvirgin Us When We Were Small by iamFawaz(m): 2:25pm On Oct 04, 2016
Muafrika2:
The way forward is protect the next generation. Be careful with relatives, house helps and limit their contact with children. I know parents who dont allow anybody to UnCloth and bathe their children. And don't allow a child to keep too much to themselves.
overprotective children are the worst of all, easy to distract.....

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Romance / Re: If These Girls Are The Last Options Of A Wife Who Will U Pick? by iamFawaz(m): 2:22pm On Oct 04, 2016
prodiG:
Lol From the look of things,these ones can only yield counterfeit
not only counterfeit, counterpart join
Education / Re: Facts Science Cannot Explain by iamFawaz(m): 2:21pm On Oct 04, 2016
felixomor:


but u were the one dat posted blind stuff? cool
cos I see D stuff fixed at your eyes
Romance / Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by iamFawaz(m): 3:21am On Oct 04, 2016
Vinshu:

See how silly you are. I am Mrs not Miss.
and you're proud of yelling it out among young guys (8
Romance / Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by iamFawaz(m): 3:20am On Oct 04, 2016
TrapQueen77:





Even the so called crush can't satisfy on the bed ooo... U know some men don't even have the idea what for€play is all abt grin grin most men will juz dive straight to wet holes...
no time for play, we're in Nigeria
Education / Re: Facts Science Cannot Explain by iamFawaz(m): 3:16am On Oct 04, 2016
joeace2020:
some people are so terribly dull or offensively ignorant. These are all stuffs science has explained perfectly. Chai!!! What is happening to education in Nigeria?
don't blame them, it's only X they're looking for in maths
Education / Re: Facts Science Cannot Explain by iamFawaz(m): 3:14am On Oct 04, 2016
felixomor:


Shallow.
Religious people were the pioneers of science and good education

Use google a little bit.
you need to use it more and stop walking like a blindfolded being
Education / Re: Facts Science Cannot Explain by iamFawaz(m): 3:13am On Oct 04, 2016
stephenmorris:
atleast science is better than religion,what we don't know we don't know so we endeavour to search out as scientists, atleast its better than saying god did it
tell them
Romance / Re: See What A Girl Used To Cook For Her Boyfriend...it'll Shock You by iamFawaz(m): 3:07am On Oct 04, 2016
1. you love dating men who're married 2. you don't like to date single guys because they cheat 3. you use menses to cook for a man to eat 4. your modelling and dancing rubbish is paying you well 5. you chop the broke guy's money......


hope you're seeing the contradictions you listed down...
sho lo stupid lomo ni? was to gbon

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Romance / Re: See What A Girl Used To Cook For Her Boyfriend...it'll Shock You by iamFawaz(m): 3:03am On Oct 04, 2016
1. you love dating men who're married 2. you don't like to date guys who cheat 3. you use menses
Romance / Re: See What A Girl Used To Cook For Her Boyfriend...it'll Shock You by iamFawaz(m): 3:01am On Oct 04, 2016
Tiny23:
Girl who wants to marry her married ex- boyfriend narrates her story. According to a post sent in by a ‘confused girl’, she was s.exually involved with a married man who took care of her in all the ways she wanted. She eventually fell in love with him without planning to, they broke up, reconciled later, and now she’s hoping to end up being his wife.

See what she shared below:

“Hello , i’m posting through a friend’s account.. I am 23 years old, a fresh graduate and i’m into entertainment. I model and dance.. All my life i have only dated young married men, just the 3 of them by the way.. They take care of me and i do the same.
They were all responsible because they always took proper care of their wives…I broke up with my last guy because i started developing serious feelings for him and i didn’t want to break his home and he was always all over me.
I never had time for single guys but later i started reconsidering it because i hoped to get married someday and i started dating this single guy.. He is
comfortable and always brought out money when necessary. I wasn’t so demanding because my dancing and modeling was paying.. I thought this idiot was the one for me until he cheated on me with a girl he claimed was from his hometown.. He even had the effrontery to bring the girl home and slept with her on our bed…
I was mad that night, i made sure i broke his laptop and wanted to tear down his flat screen on the wall before he held me…
I was hurt and fortunately for me, my menses started the next morning because he stupidly thought i was ok after he begged me that night, so i used it to cook for him because i heard it makes guys purge and he purged that morning…
He could have died for all i cared, the heartbreak was too painful.. I made sure i ate his money well before i dumped his sorry ass.. All these irresponsible broke single guys that will have a girlfriend and still be sleeping with other girls. Totally immature..
The problem now is that my ex married guy wants to marry me and i have agreed.. The wife is making life hell for him but he is a good man and the only guy that understands me. I am not sure i will meet another person like him. I love his two cuties and am sure i will be a good wife but this wicked woman doesn’t want to give him a divorce, i don’t know what to do??
They have separated now. He said he no longer wants the marriage and his family knows but the wife is still claiming that she loves him. Judging from what I heard from him, he has never been happy in his marriage and i’m willing to make him happy. No insult please.”

Hmmm…This one left me speechless. What do you think?

Source:Jejenews.com
clap for yoursef
Romance / Re: See What She Gave Me After I Washed Her Pants by iamFawaz(m): 2:57am On Oct 04, 2016
sorry for the loss. Egbon Pata

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Romance / Re: Ladies Identify Urs Type, Guys Choose The Type U Want (pix) by iamFawaz(m): 2:55am On Oct 04, 2016
zainylax:
C
make I dm you? seriously
Romance / Re: Ladies Identify Urs Type, Guys Choose The Type U Want (pix) by iamFawaz(m): 2:55am On Oct 04, 2016
zainylax:
because you're C
make I dm you? seriously
Romance / Re: Ladies Identify Urs Type, Guys Choose The Type U Want (pix) by iamFawaz(m): 2:55am On Oct 04, 2016
lemme swallow spit small ....

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Romance / Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by iamFawaz(m): 2:50am On Oct 04, 2016
Talk2Bella:
Don’t even get me started on how Hot single people get, anytime they see two people displaying any sort of sexual affection they have an itch down there{PUSSY} or for the guys they have a bulge down there {DICK}.

You talk about sex and they play it in their heads, or they have a hard on, it gets so bad sometimes that they wake up in the morning shivering {I have experienced this}, I shivered so bad I had to lay in bed all day, I was a bit ill for the remainder of the day.

It’s not a sin to get Hot, even virgins get Hot, as a sexually active adult having sex every day is healthy and it doesn’t make the DICK reduce or the PUSSY slack, once a week is better, once is month is a red flag and once in months is a cry for help.

I have never been able to masturbate and a Love Machine isn’t as much fun as people have been made to believe, a friend would say to me “Bella, I don’t like to masturbate, I love my dick inside a pussy, a pussy is warm and moist and my hands aren’t so I hurt my dick whenever I masturbate” I am sure a lot of guys experience this, and for the girls there’s nothing like a guy slamming you with his PENIS, that endorphin that get released while he’s pounding you is what makes sex awesome and memories are made.

What am I trying to say, there’s nothing like the real thing, a Love Machine won’t satisfy you neither will masturbation, these are just solutions that won’t last for long {for some people it does}.

What do I do when I’m Hot and there’s no man or woman in sight? I either drink it off or sleep it off, sometimes I might play with myself but then I’d feel disgusted and just watch gay porn, get wet, have stomach ache and sleep it off, it sounds like torture but in the morning I wake up feeling better.

What to do when you’re single and Hot?

If you’re a man who doesn’t mind patronizing prostitutes that’s a good idea, don’t forget to pay and use condoms.

If you’re a woman who enjoys random sex, it might be the perfect time to knock on your neighbors door or call that guy who’s been crushing on you or who you have a crush on.

Doing it this way doesn’t make you a LovePeddler or a womanizer who visits prostitutes, we all got needs and if these needs aren’t met we may one day become rapists or child molesters.

There’s no permanent cure for being Hot unless you’re doing it with someone who you have genuine feelings for, all you need to do is find out the button that puts your horniness on a hold for as long as you want it, if you’re in a long distant relationship having phone intimacy is the best way to go, trust me that’s a whole new level of craziness and fun.

Now are you Hot? And you don’t want to try the above, get yourself a man or a girlfriend and have sex as much as you want to.

Isabella Ibeji

http://www.talk2bella.com/2016/10/what-to-do-when-youre-single-and-Hot.html
what if your gf is always making you wait till wedding night?

should i rape her destiny?
Romance / Re: If These Girls Are The Last Options Of A Wife Who Will U Pick? by iamFawaz(m): 2:46am On Oct 04, 2016
if I'm marrying them for using dem for money ritual....

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