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Technology MarketThin Client Forsale For #12,000 (negotiable) by iamfbanj(op): 7:27pm On Jun 04, 2016
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Science/TechnologyI Need Hp Z800 Workstation 08171207271 by iamfbanj(op): 7:55am On May 18, 2016
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Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Really Go To Church? by iamfbanj(m): 10:04am On May 15, 2016
dy always frce me to go.. nd i always make sure we re late.... i b gud boy oo tongue
EducationRe: Jamb Registrar Dibu Ojerinde Speaks About Jamb 2016 by iamfbanj(m): 3:09pm On Mar 19, 2016
well.... dats part of the advantages of cbt, u dnt have to slip in da exam hall... and abt da full 2.45 hrs remember ..u can't all start at the same time, so sum1 dat came in 50 mins after starting da exam will use longer time in da hall dan candidate who came earlier, nd u dnt expect dem to let the late comers to use d full time , wen 1:30 exam suppose to end by 4:20 or 30 and one late comer is ready to stay till 5 or 6, think am well oo bros ....


Elxandre:
Can you also explain why you people log everyone out with several minutes of their apportioned time to go?

You wrote your exams with 3:30 duration in your time, but don't even let candidates use their nowadays much shorter 2:45 hours duration to completion.

You folks act like sadists, but still have the audacity to admonish people to read so they pass.
EducationRe: Jamb Registrar Dibu Ojerinde Speaks About Jamb 2016 by iamfbanj(m): 10:44am On Mar 19, 2016
i dnt nid it....all am saying is dnt join da cancel cbt gang...try to develop ...stop using xender to collect games abt and read wink

xender:
I won't pay u attention Sir
EducationRe: Jamb Registrar Dibu Ojerinde Speaks About Jamb 2016 by iamfbanj(m): 10:35am On Mar 19, 2016
if they give u same qts back u fit ans all huh? if yes post ur reg number

xender:
Believe me ,,with all due respect sir ,u have said nothing. He is even missing figures anyhow .


we protest for the fake low scores and you are talking about someone bribing rubbish. werin consign us.
EducationRe: Jamb Registrar Dibu Ojerinde Speaks About Jamb 2016 by iamfbanj(m): 10:33am On Mar 19, 2016
Tunechi1:
Dis man can lie
u no get sense, people like you gave us problem during the exam, people like you dnt know how to handle mouse, pple like you press F+5 for F5, you guys dnt knw much abt using system, go for training and cum bak next year ......abi u want to lie u no look for expo
RomanceRe: Why Do We Close Our Eyes When Kissing? by iamfbanj(m): 7:53pm On Mar 06, 2016
wink wink wink
RomanceRe: Do I Look Like A Doll? by iamfbanj(m): 7:52pm On Mar 06, 2016
after checking ur profile pix, u look like first egun eyo, but maybe u shud mail me clear pix grin


mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do I look Like a doll?[/color]
RomanceRe: What Do I Give My Boyfriend On His Birthday? by iamfbanj(m): 7:48pm On Mar 06, 2016
confam..u sabi
Rhodalyn:
if you havent already given it to him, then i guess you could give him your virginity cheesy cheesy cheesy wink
RomanceRe: Why Do We Close Our Eyes When Kissing? by iamfbanj(m): 7:43pm On Mar 06, 2016
u daft sha

Chidex2442:
Fluid exchange between two months of different electrolyte contents...... Biochemical reactions that signals the amygdala a section of the brain for emotions n sensations
LiteratureRe: The Carpenter, The Witch And The Mysterious Mirrow by iamfbanj(m): 7:40pm On Mar 06, 2016
56 . rising smoke


when i heard the voice I don’t need a soothsayer to tell me that Lizzy is here, I wonder wetin make her come oh, she be say she dey shrine, how manage she come come here now now now?
as I turn and saw her coming from the crowd, she wear complete white gown with blood on her hands holding a dagger on right hand, all her hair scattered as if shes coming back from war, when she appear everybody begin run as if they know who she is or maybe them see ghost, oh yeah she’s a ghost, within a minute everywhere don empty except the altar wey the chief they, even the cheif bodyguards run too.
The Chief stood up and walk to Lizzy why I arrange myself on the ground trying to free myself from Annabel’s grasp.

Chief: Luciana.
Lizzy: the devil himself.
Chief: hehehehe If am a devil then what should I call you?
Lizzy: what is going on here, ( she said and look at me on the ground, I hide my face becus I was ashame.)
Lizzy: stand up Oz and take back your property.
Me: which property?
Lizzy: the hair.
Annabel: the hair belong to me now
Chief: Luciana don’t tell he’s the one.
Lizzy: he is.
Chief: we are very sorry.
Ann: sorry for what dad, am not giving it back.
When Lizzy hear that word e be like say she wan turn to devil because her face turn red like hell.
Chief: Luciana calm down, Ann return back the hair.
Ann: Papa………..
Chief: return it, ona gba gbe ma (this one too big for us)
Annabel return my hair back to me, me I nor know wetin they special about the hair oh, Lizzy hold my hand tight and pull me out of the stage.
Chief: Luciana?
she turn back and look at the chief.
Chief: we have to talk.
Lizzy: there will be consequences.
Chief: but we never knew.
Lizzy: you know now.
Annabel: damn the consequence pa, who the hell is she?
Chief: hold your tongue dear, she is your mistress.
Lizzy: and I believe this won’t happen again.
Chief: of course it won’t.
Lizzy: see you then.
Lizzy pull my hand and we continue going to nowhere in particular, I don’t know were my friends are, but I believe they are safe anywhere they are.
as we they waka they go for main road, any motor wey they pass they commot for road for us, once them use their light point us and see us them go reverse commot for road.
Me: were are we going?
she didn’t even bother to reply me. she just hold my hand and continue drawing me along like handbag, I know I deserve it but at least she’s hurting my hand, but I dare not talk because all of a sudden am now afraid of her, who won’t be when she hold dagger on her left hand and hold me on her right as if she’s going to sacrifice me just like moses in the Bible.
after she don waka tire she stop for center of road and use force to stop one car, the driver run commot like rat, who go see fire and still stand?
Lizzy: get in.
see as this girl they command me oh, who she be wey she wan they form madam for me, though i don’t have any choice so I enter inside the car and Lizzy speed off like neo in the movie matrix, the car they run like speed of light, Lizzy no dey look road oh na the stirring she dey look, e be like say I annoy her well well oh because the way wey she dey vex so na only god know weting they her mind, she enter the road to her street and fire more speed, as she they speed they go, something run pass our front and Lizzy jam the thing because no time to hold break because of too much speed. as she jam am she quickly hold break, I bash out of the car ignoring her warning not to go out, what I saw shock me, we hit a small cat with bright eyes like sun, w white cat for that matter, Lizzy came out of the car too to see what we hit.
as she come out and see the cat, she shouted at me.
Lizzy: get inside now.
I saw the seriousness on her face then I know say she nor they joke I immediately rush inside the car, Lizzy try to start the car but e be like say the car don go thy kingdom come, she try many times but the car no gree start, then for the front of our car were we hit the cat person bring hand come out and put for the front of the car, I nor need babalawo to tell me say the cat na person,
Lizzy: get out of the cat now.
I rush out of the car with Lizzy and we started running back from were we came from in the middle of the night, then all of a sudden a heavy rain started falling followed by a heavy thunderstorm, me and Lizzy don wet as if we they river they baf, as we they run they go, then Lizzy stop.
Me : why are we stopping?
she point her bloody hands signaling me to look further”look very well” she said.
I zoom my eyes to were we running to and thus I saw a rising smoke and dark smoke for that matter rising at the middle of the road in form of human being.


i don wait tire
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LiteratureRe: The Carpenter, The Witch And The Mysterious Mirrow by iamfbanj(m): 9:52am On Mar 05, 2016
if u no update my roommate no go chop ooooo cc twiz

ozila:
hehehe leave am joor, update drop later in the evening
LiteratureRe: The Carpenter, The Witch And The Mysterious Mirrow by iamfbanj(m): 4:30pm On Mar 04, 2016
chai ozilla me dy gbadun u, mip, i wan know if you later do yahoo
LiteratureRe: The Carpenter, The Witch And The Mysterious Mirrow by iamfbanj(m): 5:26pm On Mar 03, 2016
Selwin256:
Dis Tori Na Sugar ooooooo
e dy sweet me well well
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RomanceRe: English Can Be So Crazy...... by iamfbanj(m): 8:20am On Oct 23, 2015
wink wink wink wink grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Letter To Mtn by iamfbanj(m): 4:03pm On Sep 07, 2015
...brb
RomanceRe: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by iamfbanj(m): 10:23am On Jun 25, 2015
emryxleena:
Hi guys..I need ur opinions..

There is dis girl I met online..tho! I didn't knw how she got into my friends list..I later found out she lives in my hood .. Then' we fixed a date to meet each other..we met on dat day...I was in hurry so, we couldn't talk for long..few days later I asked her out..sent all forms of emotional texts..but she said she cnt date me dat we should just b friends..she visits me sundays when she is free but she doesn't stay long..few days ago I found out she is datinq..I queried her nd she said yes..then she was like..let's just b friends..I'm datinq..she finally friend-zoned me..nd she still claim she loves me but she doesn't want to break up wit her bf ..dat she loves him too.. I dnt seem to understand..whenever we chat online..she always talks abt doinq intimate tins wit me
u are frndzond ....shes dual choping two guys...jst try to talk to her as if u are d alpha...d leader ,her boss...dnt ever talk abt her bf oo or who shes dating
RomanceRe: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by iamfbanj(m): 6:42am On Jun 25, 2015
collinsflex:
from what I learnt from Teddy I fink d babe finds ur boring n not fun to be with...pet names don't realli mata to me cuz every one uses it on her, so I prefer you come up with a unique nickname for her...Bro u gotta control ur presence n stop asking her to b ur girl...just act as her guy n make her miss you
Maybe u are right....i hate doing all dis romance stuff wit her even hugging her , i dnt do it, cos i dnt want her to see me as her body lover
RomanceRe: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by iamfbanj(m): 11:19pm On Jun 24, 2015
okay...help solve dis den...

dis babe i met in my skul, i checkd her...for d first week she ignored me...den after 1week..she started talking to me.....she told me shejst broke with her bf which is out of the country...to me...i tot e make sense...bt she said she have zero interest in dating ...i took d chick out oo..buy things ...we became frnds..thinking frm there...she will fall...later she started talking to d ex bf in my presence ova d phone....i was like u broke up...she said we are bak..infact she used d guy name for all her acct passwrd...inshort we are together like 7mnths till nw...bt she spent more time wit me..nd still kip telling i cant date u...she told me recently i broke up wit him...i was like...make sense...still she do sumhw...if call her bae..all those sweet name she will change it for me..nd told me m nt ur gal...dis particular babe use to bhave like my gal..cus everyone arnd find it hard to bliv we re nt dating.....so Oga teddy...any method to own dis HARD chick.........funniest part..dis babe use to allow other guys flirt wit her...one even go down low wit her by force..nd d guy she dy claim is out of country..
RomanceRe: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by iamfbanj(m): 11:08pm On Jun 24, 2015
i spent my day reading from page to page......nd all i can say is dis is d real KokoMaster....sir teddy ...i hail u...extraodinary boss
Technology MarketRe: I Have The Samsung Galaxy S6 Edge Imei by iamfbanj(op): 2:43pm On May 06, 2015
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Technology MarketI Have The Samsung Galaxy S6 Edge Imei by iamfbanj(op): 2:43pm On May 06, 2015
a friend of mine , bought the samsung s6 edge , he gave me the imei and he told me mtn gave him 2015mb , lets tweak the imei for etisalat, so if any1 knw wat to send on etisalat should tell me pls, etisalat is 1.5gb
RomanceRe: Can A Normal Guy Stay One Month Without Sex? by iamfbanj(m): 9:22am On Feb 13, 2015
HotBisi:
I know an active guy that stayed for 3yrs
hmmm, i smell lies
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RomanceRe: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by iamfbanj(m): 7:13am On Feb 04, 2015
Wealthyonos:
lol ask her to give u her account number. U're half way done.
she b slowpoke ni...?
RomanceRe: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by iamfbanj(m): 7:13am On Feb 04, 2015
as for unilorin gals... u nid to cram big english oo..... if not dy will just look u as if u shit for body.. nd dy wnt reply u, but just pick up sm lines frm klaus in TVD.. nd jst tell them.. can we go to shoprite tomorrow... instantly... dy will say.. no p fah grin
CelebritiesRe: Amber Rose And Dbanj Chilling Together Kokolet 10th Year Anniversary,pictures by iamfbanj(m): 8:42am On Feb 01, 2015
Thermythorpe:
Did sm1 juz post dat Dbanj is a legend?.... Oh gimme a break. Oga titus grin be singing wetin u wan do,i don do am ooh, where u wan go i don pass am oo.... STUPID LINES!.
legend ni baba
CelebritiesRe: Amber Rose: D'Banj Surrounded By Mean Security Dogs & Police Ahead Of Event by iamfbanj(m): 8:36am On Feb 01, 2015
eja nla himself... dat guy is trending anytime anyday... so don jazzy fans kip saying nonsense...
Technology MarketRe: Any Experience With Total Solar Light? by iamfbanj(m): 8:16pm On Dec 23, 2014
my experience ....Total off grid cant work in Nigeria, it is impossible for now, because for you to stay total off grid , mehn you have to be some electronic genius, like converting DC stuff to AC, because i notice DC stuff is gud, but due to some things you cant rely on them, but my latest advice is to use LED things, tv, bulb, nd there are sow low wattage device like fan , dvd, (3w), e.t.c but that total off grid is impossible for now, because most solar panel are not that full wattage, they are labelled wattage... thats my opinion

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