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Food / Re: Xmas Xtra.. Some Guys Cant Kill A fowl Come And Confess If You Cant :D by IamHumility(m): 8:33am On Dec 25, 2014
Dahjhi:
just gather the liver to do so last year. I will rather dodge it for my junior sis before. I now take pleasure in it tongue . The 3rd for the day...Oya come confess, can you kill a chicken? cheesy

Ave killed even a goat, so killing chicken is nothing to me.

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Romance / Re: Need Advise:she Is 35 And Doesn't Even Have Toasters by IamHumility(m): 8:09am On Dec 25, 2014
ladymichael:
I really need advise from especially the men

My colleague is gonna be 35 in a few months and is not married or even have toasters. She has reached a point where she doesn't even think about it.
She says she sometimes asks herself on why she's still single and concludes that maybe she's not supposed to ever marry.

I really feel sorry for her but don't know how to advise her.

Please what could be the issue? Abd how to I advise her?

It's her type that bounces guys wen D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ come wen she was in her 20s.

I have a cousin like that, she is in her early 30s, when she was in her early 20s she rejected almost every guy dat chyked her
Politics / Re: I'll Meet With Other Generals To Solve Insurgency- Buhari by IamHumility(m): 8:05am On Dec 25, 2014
sathel:
The Presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Maj. Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd.), on Wednesday said that though Nigeria is a rich nation, its people are extremely poor due to bad governance.
[b][/b]He also promised to involve serving and retired military generals to devise an effective strategy to crush insurgency in the country, if elected as President in 2015.

Buhari, in his Christmas goodwill message signed by the Director of Communications, Buhari Campaign Organisation, Mr. Dele Alake, expressed displeasure at the security challenges in the country and the poor state of Nigerian roads.

He said his administration would focus on how best to “make the condition of living of the common man the index for the assessment of our policies and not the amount of billionaires our administration would have made.”
Buhari felicitated with Christians in the country as they celebrated Christmas, assuring Nigerians that they would have better reasons to celebrate the festival if he is elected in 2015.

He said, “On my part, I intend to initiate consultations with serving generals and those who have served our country and distinguished themselves on the battlefield across the world to work out an alternative and effective strategy to crush this insurgency within the shortest possible time if elected president on February 14, 2015.

“I have said that I live the life of a pensioner. I share the burden and anxiety of majority of our poor, powerless people. I have offered myself on the platform of the All Progressives Congress, the party of change, because I desire to give back to a country that clothed, fed and trained me to be what I am today. Our people are poor. But our country is rich.”

The former Head of State, who berated the President Goodluck Jonathan administration over rising poverty in the country, said, “In a nation where a few individuals could raise N21bn because they wanted to make their friend President, millions of citizens, who truly own the resources being accumulated by a few, are left to suffer in sorrow, tears and blood.

Buhari said while many Nigerians travelling towards the eastern part of the country would encounter “the failed promises of the Second Niger Bridge;” those travelling through the South-West would “have to bear the gridlock on the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway.”

He noted that millions of Nigerians would celebrate the Christmas season in poverty and misery because “the system of production and distribution of national resources has been rigged against the vast majority of our people.”
He said, “We promise that, by Christmas 2015, our administration would have brought out efficiency in management and allocation of public resources to make the inter-state roads smoother and easier to ride.

“Christmas is a season when we all embark on journeys to join our brothers and sisters in our native towns to hold town hall meetings, inaugurate community projects and exercise our cultural rights.

“This year’s celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ symbolises peace, love and togetherness to mankind. It reminds us, once again, of the exemplary life of Jesus Christ and the ordinary yet spectacular circumstances of His birth. His life enjoins all of us to follow his path by offering to sacrifice our selfish desires for the good of our country and mankind in general. This event, however, is taking place at a period of serious security challenges across the length and breadth of our dear country.

“The right to life, guaranteed by our constitution, is under savage assault. The stories of murder in the print and electronic media make you shiver to the bones. The daredevilry of the Godless Boko Haram, which penetrated battle lines in the North-East to commit suicidal blasts in the north central capital cities of Bauchi and Gombe, demonstrates the crucial need to review the military strategy of our defence forces.”

Buhari also promised to initiate policies that would ensure the empowerment of the masses, adding that his presidential ambition was borne out of the need to alleviate poverty and establish a system where the rule of law prevails.
He added, “Certainly, there will be changes in policies. We cannot continue to enslave our country to those who tell us that we are in economic crises because of loans.”

http://www.punchng.com/news/ill-meet-other-generals-to-draft-anti-terror-plan-buhari/

He will involve serving and retired Generals "IF ELECTED" so if he's not elected we will keep seeing more explosions.

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Politics / Re: Graphic Photos From Scene Of Bomb Blast In Gombe Today by IamHumility(m): 6:23pm On Dec 22, 2014
Pls we need to stop all this GEJ stuff, Τ̲̅ђe bombing and d blasting has nothing to do with with GEJ.

How can we vote a man (Buhari). That said he has Τ̲̅ђe power to stop boko haram if voted into power, this implies that his hands are not clean.
Sentiments aside, if truely we are one Nigerians, why can't he call GEJ and give him d solution to Τ̲̅ђe problem we are facing in Τ̲̅ђe country?
If truely he has we Nigerians at heart, that alone will make him win his election against GEJ.

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Car Talk / Re: Do U Know The Abbreviations On Your Number Plates? by IamHumility(m): 5:45pm On Dec 20, 2014
RSH- Karshi
KWL- Kwali

alphaconde:
Wow m so happy to know all that
What of Abuja
RSH
KWL
Romance / Re: ''I Missed My Period'': Why Are Some Guys Surprised When They Hear That? by IamHumility(m): 8:45pm On Dec 14, 2014
VickyyB:
Why would I be having sex with my boyfriend.

My future husband owns my virginity. smiley

Story for Τ̲̅ђe gods. grin

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Romance / Re: Have You Discovered Your Partner's Weak Spot? by IamHumility(m): 6:14pm On Dec 13, 2014
​Ɣε̲̣̣̣̥§, just tell her Τ̲̅ђe magic word "I LOVE YOU"
And that settles it
Music/Radio / Re: Nairalanders: Do You Still Listen To Radio Programs? by IamHumility(m): 7:14pm On Dec 12, 2014
I listen to radio wella.
♏Ɣ favourite program NA "Know wetin Dey"

On Rhythm 93.7 FM Jos every Friday 8am till 10am
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sterling Bank Invitation For Online Test by IamHumility(m): 5:56pm On Dec 10, 2014
I have generated ♏Ɣ password and I A̶̲̥̅m already waiting for ♏Ɣ exams on Τ̲̅ђe 13th.

If you want to generate your password, check your spam folder click on Τ̲̅ђe link and enter your email address or phone number they will send another link to your email with your password.
Religion / Re: Share Your Prayer Request, Nairaland Pastors Will Pray For You by IamHumility(m): 8:45am On Dec 07, 2014
Oh Lord, heal ♏Ɣ girlfriend of any ailment in her body and also heal me.

God provide for ♏Ɣ girlfriend a job so she can achieve all that she wants to achieve.

Oh Lord, connect me to ♏Ɣ divine helpers.

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Education / Re: I Know 98% Will Still Fail This Simple Mathematics [see Question] by IamHumility(m): 5:56pm On Dec 06, 2014
04=20
Romance / Re: Can A Prostitute Make A Good Wife? by IamHumility(m): 2:52pm On Dec 02, 2014
​Ɣε̲̣̣̣̥§ ooo.


And to b frank, any lady that has slept with any guy she's not married to is a prostitute

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Go On Your Knees Before Your Man To Apologise? by IamHumility(m): 12:07pm On Nov 20, 2014
I can attest to that because ♏Ɣ girl has knelt down and even shed tears before me to apologize for her offence.
Romance / Re: If You Get Back Your Virginity, Will You Lose It Again To The Same Person? by IamHumility(m): 6:06pm On Nov 18, 2014
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​Ɣε̲̣̣̣̥§ ooo....
But to d present lady A̶̲̥̅m with now.
Romance / Re: For How Long Should A Guy Chase A Girl by IamHumility(m): 8:59pm On Nov 15, 2014
[color=#770077][/color]another thing with Nigerian guy is, once he chases. lady and he finally gets her, he ♏ay want to sleep with d lady so that even if they separate he will have nothing to lose.

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