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Politics › Re: Enugu CJ Hails Ugwuanyi On New Court Buildings by iamJ(m): 10:12pm On Sep 18, 2018
All I see is gen, where are the new buildings? Backwards people, governor is doing his job, that he is supposed to do and you are thanking him, as if it's his father's money he used to do it, all of una, no single sense
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by iamJ(m): 10:09pm On Sep 18, 2018
Victornezzar:
Firmino has 11 goals in 15 games

Hazard just have 7 in 22 games
mention 1 manU player that has achieved more in his career than hazard? Pogba is your best bet and he has never won player of the year in his life, who else? Donkey Kong? That one has never won a major trophy in his life? Make my night for me, who? Who in manU team will cost more than hazard in the market today? Who?

It's like someone driving a dead taxi, mocking a man about to board a private jet, you are just filled with envy, your backwards park the bus fc keeps you so bored, you spend 99% of your time on sports section here in Chelsea thread seeking attention


Meanwhile, who else looks forward to Chelsea games nowadays, thanks to sarriball, I'm always hungry to watch our games more
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by iamJ(m): 9:45pm On Sep 18, 2018
Same argument back and forth, this guy will set traps and una go just dey fall inside, if you ask him why he is bald he will say hazard has scored 4 goals from open play in 6 champions league seasons, champions league and world cup, which is bigger? It's obvious he is just using you guys to catch trips but una still dey fall smh



Meanwhile spurs eh cheesy once Kane is off form the entire team is in trouble cheesy in the space of 10 minutes, they lost a game they were winning, they should keep it up ooooo, 3rd straight loss
Romance › Re: Every Single Member Of Nairaland Are Advised To Do A Paternity Test by iamJ(m): 6:53pm On Sep 16, 2018
lets begin the check at your house, lets call ur parents to the parlor and ask ur mother to confirm if ure ur fathers son angry rubbish and ingredients

mtn will give you free airtime, u will come online and be farting nonsense
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by iamJ(m): 5:34pm On Sep 16, 2018
King of averages above, any little dirty that plays well small is world class cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by iamJ(m): 5:17pm On Sep 15, 2018
when i think about the things hazard would do this season

Dj give that jam belle jor
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by iamJ(m): 1:56pm On Sep 15, 2018
Roland17:
Big credit to Klopp for building a formidable back 4 with youngsters, almost teenagers.

Andy Robertson(24)....Virgil VD...Joe Gomez(21)....Trent Arnold(19)
formidable cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy lets see them against psg first b4 we can doff our hats
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by iamJ(m): 10:55am On Sep 13, 2018
PlainJAY:
The topic for today is Alba Vs Alaba
both of them are hyped jor, Marcelo and Alex Sandro are better, can you honestly call alba worldclass? He disappears in important matches, alves was world class, abidal was too, alba is another hyped up player


If I was asked to chose? I will pick alaba, nigga looks like homo sapien
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by iamJ(m): 10:09am On Sep 13, 2018
Pls no more hazard talk biko, we are all tired, we have heard hazard is useless, we love him like that, leave him for us,

No need for plenty talk, he will never agree, if you give him angle to make a point, he will change the context, get sense biko and let's move on
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by iamJ(m): 9:56am On Sep 13, 2018
Viking007:
To those of us that download movies while at work using "free WiFi", well please do so with sense. I don't know how this happened, but a colleague is currently in a deep mess because he used his torrent account to download a series that according to the owners is not yet out. They are threatening a law suit all the way from Hollywood. How they managed to trace his IP directly to his desk I don't know.
bullshit, you can't trace a torrent file, the servers are scattered all over the world, the company just want to sack the guy, beta fake excuse, the real piracy kings are Americans, who do you think harvest those series and upload them?
Sports › Re: Sunderland Sacks Papy Djilobodji For Failing Fitness Test by iamJ(m): 9:30pm On Sep 12, 2018
Stupid signing that year, we have signed some useless players
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by iamJ(m): 12:31pm On Sep 09, 2018
men last night was shameful for me, i used to watch all those fifa game players on tv going for the fifa competition and in my mind i will be like, i will easily beat this guy na, i never regarded them, yesterday, had small internet to waste, i was like let me play against someone online, played against one american guy cry cry cry cry the first half for like 20mins i couldnt get the ball, if i just hold it, his players will rush me, when he goes to my post, he either scores or my keepers performs magic, play play play, 5-0 and i havent even had a single shot on target, 2nd half was even worst, we nigerians dont substitution, we play like that till the end, guy kept changing and scoring me, in the end 9-0, i had only 1 shot on target and it was a very long shot, i was frustrated and didnt know how to play him, so i tried my luck

we played again, i did formation, packing bus things, ronaldo as striker, even tried to form sarri ball small cry cry cry cry he still beat me 12-0, i didnt have a single shot on target, not even corner self or freekick, i beat most of my friends, i used to think that i had fifa rep but i'm a boy where people dey and the guy was a random person, imagine those pros that win award for it, na wa oooooo, went to youtube to read about how to be very good, they said i shld use small teams to play against big teams when i play computer, i tried just now and computer flogged me 6-0, maybe i will just retire, this thing is depressing i swear
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by iamJ(m): 12:22pm On Sep 09, 2018
Neymar1095:
did any of Your Spanish players go to the world cup. cheesy
cesar went, u dont even know how to troll, no intelligence in your own
Romance › Re: Coolest Chris Stepping Out Majestically To Church by iamJ(m): 10:16am On Sep 09, 2018
president of nigeria in waiting cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

ur lips are disgusting sha, i'm sure that u drool while sleeping and saliva gathers around ur mouth when u talk, i feel sorry for any girl that allows u to kiss her, as far as i'm concerned the only useful thing about ur lips is to suck fuel from keg

oya lets talk about ur photoshop cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy maybe u didnt expect people to spot it cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy see how poverty fit ur head, even if u snap real picture with those things, will still look like photoshop
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by iamJ(m): 8:57am On Sep 09, 2018
Unlimited22:
Perhaps because César Azpilicueta has been shifted all around the defense line on his time at Chelsea. That guy is one of the best, if not the outright best defender in the Premier League.
he is good, yes but he isnt fast and he doesnt know how to jump and defend balls in the air well, spurs used him to beat chelsea, errison kept pumping balls to dele alli at ceaser side of the defense and dele scored 2 goals, shifting him up and down affected his effect on the team, his best position to me is LB self
Christianity Etc › Re: The Lord's Chosen Storm Gambia, Many Muslims Converted (Photos) by iamJ(m): 8:52am On Sep 09, 2018
the pastor looks like a black pig but wetin i know, caro white done cost

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Romance › Re: 3 Disadvantages Of Giving Money Or Card To People Online As A Businessman by iamJ(m): 8:51am On Sep 09, 2018
interesting thread


let me read, 2 micro seconds later
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Romance › Re: Who Owns The Frontseat Between Mother And Sons Girlfriend? by iamJ(m): 8:49am On Sep 09, 2018
girlfriend, mama seats at the back, una go dey make everything look like competition, even ur mama go enter back seat unless she doesnt like ur girl, if she enters front, get the memo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by iamJ(m): 8:47am On Sep 09, 2018
Elnino4ladies:
Beef squashed cheesy grin cheesy Drake probably don't want to get shot in Philly
drake scared of meek? meek is a local street thug, drake doesnt take beefs personal, unless the person is pusha t cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy then the shitt is going to the grave, in the words of the king of beefs, tupac, my kids will make sure your kids dont grow grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Guys, Why Brag About Your Relationships And Sexual Conquests With Women by iamJ(m): 8:43am On Sep 09, 2018
JimPerry:
This kind of bragging is certainly not done to impress other women, as women are usually completely turned off by the idea of a guy talking about what he did with other women
abeg say what u know, women love bad boys, they love retired bad boys more self, guy dont play, no woman wants a mumu, she wants a guy that gives her small headache grin grin thats what will keep her humble, i can verify that girls like it very well, most especially those good girls
Romance › Re: Guys, Why Brag About Your Relationships And Sexual Conquests With Women by iamJ(m): 8:38am On Sep 09, 2018
if u really like the girl, u wouldnt talk abt her or what u did with her grin grin classified shitt but if u dont like her, abeg feel free, she was the mumu that fell for a guy that doesnt like her, anything she sees, make she accept am but no need to brag self, allow a few friends to see u and her or let her come when ur guys are around grin grin grin grin u wouldnt say a word but u done brag already, when ur guys ask, baba how far na, which way? u dey flex oooo, how that big yansh go? smile and say nothing, let them imagine grin grin grin my method, works like juju by the time they see like 7 diff girls that week, ur legendary status has been set for life grin grin grin abeg carrying ashewo doesnt count, if u are changing ashewo, u just dey waste money, nobody will reason like a confirmed bad boy, u have to play different girls head to earn the rep


guys that are actually bad boys rarely talk na people they talk about them, they are innocent cry but people dont understand that no be every girl when come ur house, u dey Bleep cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by iamJ(m): 8:42pm On Sep 08, 2018
hensben:
Alonso starts for Spain. Did Mendy start for France the last time?

Neymar1095
Mendy is recovering from injury cheesy his brain isn't fully healed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by iamJ(m): 8:29pm On Sep 08, 2018
This one above is obviously not watching the match cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by iamJ(m): 8:28pm On Sep 08, 2018
sod09:
Football is coming home, the football is home now they are raping them in their back yard..
Over hype English cvnts grin grin
I swear I hate Britain eh, I celebrated that 2nd goal like say na Chelsea score, Alonso gave my joy more flavor
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by iamJ(m): 8:20pm On Sep 08, 2018
EvilMetahuman:
very shitty defence
gomez, Maguire and stones, shitty cheesy na 200 mill defense be that oooo, show respect

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