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I was just as you are at 17,freaking intelligent ,sorry to say this, but nigeria kept limiting me, fustrating me, pushing me to have a brain drain, i just have on thing to tell you keep up the struggle

When the truth is told,people turn deaf ears,this is not the type of topic people wanna see because its the truth,op keep it up dont relent

neena adjei: She looks beautiful

i dont know why am saying this, but tiwa aint beautiful without make up

lawizle: Ds reminds me of a wicked senior student who was chased about by juniors when he came back for his waec result...men I give am hot slap sef...we dey treat seniors dem fuckup sotey dem dey send dem mama come collect result..

i swear you went to my school

Sorry

2 out of 3.8BILLION woman might consider a fat man
macklemore is not chubby, and he's gay

Most of you must have read the thread ''confession of a fat lady'' and clicked on this thread hoping to hear a ''fat guy'' wining and crying, sorry to bust your bubble(real men dont do that)
this is for fat guys: there is hope for a fat girl, many guys have fetish for fat girls, but for you a fat man, i have not read of any fetish from any race of females(white, black, yellow, interracial) for a fat guy.
If you want to convince yourself with "girls fall for fat pocket"-sorry, its only hungry girls(chaff, the leftovers after the real guys(us) are done choosing even with our modest cash)
note: there is no hope for a fat guy to land the sexy lady of his dream, absolutely no hope, the time is now, hit the gym

Davidoff2000: Evertyin

like?

Its not easy

For Nigerians who immigrated to foreign countries, what and what did you first notice was different from what you're used to ranging from the airport, people, population, lifestyle, romance, hopitality, sex,sexuality, job, school, culture, dressing, language, transportation, weather, electricity, government policies, food etc
Also Nigerian who were born and brought up outside Nigeria, narrate your first visit to Nigeria

But you aint get b..bs, so not complete

gluv01: Why does a guy get angry when he finds out that his gf left him for another guy because the guy's cockpit is bigger and satisfying?

never happens

homesteady: Can I marry a tomboy? LOL! Maybe! If she is pretty, has good manners, won't be fighting me @home and if she can cook, then I'll have no problem getting married to one!

As for the ladies, I think an Effeminate husband is the best husband, because you both would have many things in common. Most things you like, he'll also like them!

this is an effeminate guy...
NOTE: guys are more afraid of gays/effeminate guys than ladies would ever be of ra.pe

babymillenium: my adm iS stil in progreS bt am a zikite

good for you what course are you up for

amiebeauty: sup iamjean...ow u doin?someone sent it 2 ma fone so i decided 2 share it on this thread...wot's ur level n course of study?.

400level, electronics and computer engineering

amiebeauty: hi @vocalprince...im a girl...na Egboka carry us join o....me still dey vex sef....hi @ yahoo...nice 2 meet a gentleman of Lawsa...ow r u spendin d break....hope this makes u laff. even if only a little UNIZIK TABLET....
I miss LAMITEL HOTEL FOR TEMP.SITE (wia 5 guys wey
no sabi swim,go dey huzzle 2 teach 1 gal how to swim)
I miss MPH SIDE (wia I dey go chop beans n ripped
plantain for afternoon esp. wen e fresh)
I miss MANAGEMNT (wia we dey charge our fones n
laptops.xpecially IFITE pple wey dey carry der
rechargeble lantern cum skool 4 afternoon)
I miss YAHOO JUNCTION FOR IFITE (wia we go sit down
4 DR shop, chop biscuit, bread & pure water, eat
fries ,and some go com smoke some weed join)
I miss JAM IYKE HOSTEL (wia we dey gym 2 get by force
muscles)
I miss GURLs HOSTEL(wia babes dey form like say na
dem papa get d hostel, home of witches)
I miss JOY HOSTEL SIDE FOR IFITE(whr u buy ur
BB,LAPPY @very cheap rate bold5-2k,Q10-5k LAPPY-5k
esp wen semester wan end)
I miss SKOL BAK GATE,IFITE GATE(wia wit #100 u go
chop 2fufu + 2meat.wen we dey broke)
I miss MADONNA CUISINE (wia wit #300 we are
satisfied wit 2GRAINs of unsweet RICE because we dey
wit babe)
I miss UBA BANK ( wia we alz queue up js to pay
deptmntal fee n oda fees..well e don master us)
I miss PALS FOR TEMP SITE (wia tempsiters dey hang
out for evenin tym dey form boss for babes..dey pop
andre n magic momnt)
I miss UNIZIK ANTI -CULT (wey dey alwayz intimidate der
fellow guyz jus because fyn babe dey behind dey watcham..I reserve ma comments sha)

UNIZIK GIRLS(they sabi take care of boyz, dey go feed
u,cloth u,house u and d boi go still dey cheat on u on
top #na luv sha). I miss HOLY FAMILY babes..we go comot 4 nite jus 2 sleep out 4 lodges because of father Dominic I miss QUEENS hostel 4 tempsyt...wea all de senior RUNS girls 4 unizik dey pack........TUALE 4 una .....I miss skol lyk madt jor!..good mornin peeps

Lol, you got it all.
But on a more serious note Egboka is messing things up

This girl got issues

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Phyno is dope

I dont know whom to believe...

Find way jand, 9ja casted

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