₦airaland Forum

NigeriaIsDoomed:
U see wetin joblessness don reduce you to? Na here ur work dey mornin evenin and night.
Abegi check if ya relative dey this pix

Try typing in fluent English, i believe you are speaking to an international audience, don't mess up everything, at least learn some etiquette.
Unless you are addressing your countrymen, i don't understand a thing.

gallivant:
You spend too much time on Kenyan issues while in Tanzania, things fall apart!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPh7Ob_9Vew

Kenyans are your gods..

They were on the top of their voices yelling how they are building SGR using "cash" money lol. Plus i thought sugar in Kenya was the most expensive, had no idea in tanzania sugar is twice as expensive

rvp2018:
Poor Nigerians now all over kenya.So am in my local pub and guy sitting next picks his phone with unmistakably Nigeria accent.Not sure if its a good thing considering the reputation of Nigerians but Kenya are equally corrupt.The waiter seem no to trust the guy and is keeping tabs on him.I guess with Africa free visa on arrival in kenya and free Africa trade we should be seeing them rushing here in droves to enjoy semblance of a functional country.Our companies will equally rush and do business in their backwater nation.

Some time back I had some Nigerian neighbours in the apartment i was staying at, I had Zuku Wi-Fi and I shared with some next door neighbours and apparently the guys were interested and I decided to share it with them (by share i mean sell)
So i discovered later that it wasn't a nice idea, nad absolutely nk problem with the rest of the guys but for the Nigerians. I gave them enough time and they were super treacherous, I mean they could pretend they're not in the house when I knocked. They would rush immediately to my door when I disconnected. Well I was to blame somehow since i had heard enough romours from friends that these guys tricksters but i dismissed since I'm not such a guy that judges based on nationality or so... and That's when i discovered for myself.
I'm not saying all thou but most of em that's what they are known for in nairobi these days.

Iwantslavesgone:
Why didn't these idiots bring their own things , did they think we run a charity for fools here . This is not Kenya where they kiss foreigner butts to get feeding. Every man for himself.

If you don't have sh*t, you don't have sh*t

Iwantslavesgone:
Yes we own Africa, you fools are our slaves. We are slowly buying you chicken heads from your British and Indian masters.

What stake do you have in Kenya lol.
Oh some literates are super funny, tell me another joke.

TayserMahiri:
Gaycunt, what do you Nigerians smoke?

wait, these are the guys that own Africa?

jaycent:
Just take a look at the capital of Kenya.
My goodness. Is this what you zombies call development! You can't even find a living soul in that pics.

Please don't search daresaalam on Google maps. It's tragic. We're done here.
Can someone please take a screenshot of Daresaalam on Google maps? Maybe my phone is spoilt, coz how is that humanly possible... Can't believe it!

Kazikazi:
Learn to grow ur own food first.a hungry and debt ridden country of yours..mxm. KENYA.

Let me ask, are you a woman?if yes, then it's understandable.
I'm not being sexist, just saying it's not the nature of men to act so b*tchy in a scary way.

Jay254:
At first I thought it was just online untill I went to Arusha. In fact they say their channels are very boring and News content is controlled.

Try mention anything negative about Magufool or the govt, you will face it.

How they adore their dictator president magoof, whatever fear that ninja bestowed on them... Then I'm here looking at president Kenyatta being hurled at and he responds maturely. I think we should be given a chance to colonise these ninjas lol

Jay254:
What baffles me todate is how Tanzania follows Kenyan News more than they do to their own. I was in Arusha sometime back and all the Hotels Tv were Kenyan Channels. I also noticed on Jamii Forum they have hourly update of Kenyan news by Tanzanians.

This is just madd obsession with Kenyans.

They actually follow our news more than we follow our news, no doubt about that. I seen it many times

Jay254:
What baffles me todate is how Tanzania follows Kenyan News more than they do to their own. I was in Arusha sometime back and all the Hotels Tv were Kenyan Channels. I also noticed on Jamii Forum they have hourly update of Kenyan news by Tanzanians.

This is just madd obsession with Kenyans.

They actually follow our news more than we follow our news, no doubt about that. I seen it severally

Annael:
We live with Nigerians in our country with no problem. Just imagine we don't allow Kenyans to enter in our country without visa and we are neighbors. Kenyans are thieves.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnWQ33pXgAA_4-N.jpg

I am a thief from kenya

You've been posting this shit for a decade dude, it's like you have it as your wallpaper. And yes there are thieves in Kenya, a lot of 'em. You know why? Because we are living in a normal world and not in the elysium like you guys where there are no thieves, just enjoying in ecstasy..

justtoodark:
soooo what....??....nigerians are in prisons all over the world....

we dont defend criminals,even if they are nigerians.....

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justtoodark:
soooo what....??....nigerians are in prisons all over the world....

we dont defend criminals,even if they are nigerians.....

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justtoodark:
soooo what....??....nigerians are in prisons all over the world....

we dont defend criminals,even if they are nigerians.....

Annael:
The part of the remaining land is a desert. But arable land owned by whites and Uhuru family.

You expect me to argue with a daft who claims 99% of kenya is a desert..
A man without facts is like a b*tch. Technically you can't make it to b*tch standards so let's stick to a castr*ted man. Nigga where your balls at?

Annael:
These are the advantages of being raped by whites:

This is the list of the owners of Kenya

1. Ol Ari Nyiro Ranch – 100,000 acres
2. Ol-Pejeta Ranch – 92,000
3. Ol Jogi Ranch – 67,000 acres
4. Loisaba conservancy – 61,000
5. Segera Ranch – 50,000 acres
6. Ole Malo Ranch – 50,000 acres
7. Mugie Ranch – 47,000
8. Mpala Ranch – 49,000 acres
9. Lewa Downs – 45,000 acres
10. Suyian Ranch – 43,000 acres
11. Mogwooni ranch – 40,000 acres
12. Ole Naisho Ranch – 30,000 acres
13. Chololo Ranch – 25,000 acres

This list only covered Laikipia land owners. There are many other huge land owners in other parts of the country, including the Delameres who own over 50,000 acres in Naivasha and Charles Njonjo’s Solio Ranch which is said to be over 100,000 acres.

Kibaki owns different pieces of land in Bahati, Laikipia and Rumuruti, which add up to more than 30,000 acres.

Moi owns land in Bahati, Olenguruoni, Molo and Nakuru which add up to nearly 100,000 acres.

And of course the Kenyattas’ own nearly 500,000 acres of prime land across the country.

http://nairobiwire.com/2016/07/revealed-kenyas-biggest-landowners.html



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv9KgOHT544

Assuming your bullsh*t is true, for you to claim you own something you have to own at least 51% of it right? Cumulatively, all those ranches are barely 1,000,000 acres. Now please let us know who owns the rest of Kenya I'm talking about the remaining 147,000,000 acres which is 99%

Daejoyoung:
World trade Centers in Africa


Algeria..Algiers

Angola...Luanda

Egypt....Cairo

Mauritius..Port Luis

Senegal....Dakar

South Africa....Johannesburg
.....Cape town

Nigeria........ Lagos
.............Abuja


https://www.google.de/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_World_Trade_Centers&ved=2ahUKEwjqkZfg1KDcAhXHJVAKHX6XBIQQFjALegQIABAB&usg=AOvVaw2IR9Egk4mHQJXGR22cRNWg

If Nairobi is missing just know those are bedroom statistics driven by wants not facts lol

Annael:
Fact about Kenya
1. Many people die from hunger
2. Ugliest people on earth
3. Most corrupt country in the world.
4. Country owned by single family
5. Largest slum in the world
6. Has big number of stupid people.
7. Land owned by settlers

Hold on. I'm confused, you mean the country is owned by a single family and the family are settlers?
Hogwash

Annael:
Pwahahahahaha!! I told you to show me just one slum from Dar es salaam you are making noises
Show me sky video like these
Dar es salaam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9_yf00UGIE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bPyvM9pb-s?t=28


Show me sky view of Nairobi

I've never interacted with humans reaching such levels of idiocy.

Annael:
Pwahahahahaha!! I told you to show me just one slum from Dar es salaam you are making noises
Show me sky video like these
Dar es salaam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9_yf00UGIE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bPyvM9pb-s?t=28


Show me sky view of Nairobi

Oh poor you. What happens when no one knows about you, doesn't pay any attention whatsoever because of bunch of reasons, including that you are a nobody? You go ranting at the top of your voice, poking your head where you are irrelevant provoking.... Nice strategy lol.
Just that you are making yourselves bunch of big fools.

rvp2018:
M7 made huge blunder..he met his mate in Magufuli..two opinionated leaders who think they know everything while they know nothing.

To quote someone..tomyebei • 3 months ago
The trouble with Uganda Oil sector started when it abandoned Kenya route and chose Tanzanian route. Now with Total S.A holding major stakes in both Uganda and Kenya and being a lead investor in both portfolios, there is no way Total would invest in building two parallel pipelines all leading to Indian Ocean at relatively short span of distance between them. Pipeline construction is such an expensive undertaking and given the fact that Uganda pipeline would be the longest heated pipeline in the world, calls for due diligence by any prospective investor. I hate to predict that it will take a long time before this dream of pipeline would be achieved, unless government changes the route and join forces with Kenya then this realization would be realized sooner than later. The onus is on the government to critically think about the route of the pipeline. The government is basically engaging on the sideshows rather looking at the real issue of financing

In meantime Kenya is making progress.
- Early Oil export scheme is already on - heated trucks & refurbishing of the Kilindi Refinery (for storage).
- Pipeline cost is down to 1.1B dollars (without Uganda oil being factored - we don't need huge pipe) and it already being designed with construction set for next year.
- Lamu Deep sea port is being built...together with related infrastructure including airport & roads to Garisa to Isiolo to Turkana.
- LAPSET roads/airports/infrastructre are in-progress -along the same oil pipeline - Uganda and TZ would have to build a new "useless" road along the pipeline for construction and maintenance.
- We have upgraded the upstream pipeline to huge capacity.

Better yet, many people don't know that Kenya has been exporting oil for a long time. Kenya Pipeline Company have not only been exporting but also processing oil since the 70's... Complete with oil pipelines connecting major cities.
So if you ask me, Uganda fvkd up good and they know it.

Kazikazi:
I think kenya is overrated. Tanzania is ahead

Look here son, it would only be mature and sobber that you promote your country independently other than mentioning Kenya on the same negatively.
Don't make us unmask your Dar that you are so proud of, kay?

sufferNsmiling:
I am in a african country and have 20 mbps. America must be something like 50 to 80 mbps. When I was in uk last year virgin fibre broadband was 120 mbps. Is south africa some people get home broadband fibre optic cable up to 35 mbps.

Y'all be kidding me... This is what I use in Nairobi