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Forum Games / Re: Solve This If You Can by iamok: 4:08pm On Jun 24, 2020
emror4u:
Item 1: 10/2 = 5 (single foot of shoe)
Item 2: 5+10+4 =19 (man + shoe + ice-cream)
Item 3: 4/2 =2 (half ice-cream)

10/2 + (19 x 2) = 43


BS: Please pay closer attention to the man, he is LOADED.

This is quite interesting but what if I say the man is 5X10X4=200.

Anyway, answer is 405.

op, where is my gift cos I am the only one that got correct answer grin
Forum Games / Re: Solve This If You Can by iamok: 3:47pm On Jun 24, 2020
Answer is 405.
Take it anywhere. grin
Politics / Re: Benue Workers Sack Assembly Over Bailout Payment by iamok: 2:14am On Oct 29, 2015
It is pathetic that many have shifted attention from local and state govt levels. All we focus on is Buhari this, Buhari that especially on nairaland.
What are the state governors doing, let's put them on their feet, not just federal govt alone

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Politics / Re: NNPC Denies Reports On Fuel Pump Price Reduction by iamok: 6:48pm On Oct 12, 2015
Tho it tarries, it will surely come especially under this Buhari-led administration. People are optimistic and PMB/PYO are not relenting in their effort.
Those who believe that it will happen will be partaker of the good thing

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Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Joke About Buhari - Don't Kill The Man by iamok: 1:28am On May 30, 2015
Magician1503:



Lmao! We need a magician!

Abi now. Supermagician sef
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Joke About Buhari - Don't Kill The Man by iamok: 1:27am On May 30, 2015
tucky200:

Am very very sure ur body is paining u very well
Paining? In what sense? Mr oga, check yasef
Jokes Etc / Hilarious Joke About Buhari - Don't Kill The Man by iamok: 12:17am On May 30, 2015
Hilarious joke about Buhari.
I got this from a friend.

Now Buhari is d president, still no electricity, fuel is still 150 per litre, unemployment rate is high, there is still strike, what has he been doing in the past 12hrs? Is this d change he promised.

Haba! Make una no kill the man nah
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FAAN Recruitment 2015 Selection List Released by iamok: 10:59am On May 28, 2015
Additional 263 names released. I guess thats the list of the "powerful".
Una try small sha but the rule you gave on your home page was compromised. age limit, bla bla.
Congrats to the selected.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FAAN Recruitment 2015 Selection List Released by iamok: 8:41pm On May 21, 2015
yemitezoe:
Is there any update on the invitation for documentation?
Don't think there is anything yet. Keep checking their website
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Ibadan Jobs Here by iamok: 4:22pm On May 19, 2015
kween911:
I need a job in Ibadan , am tired of staying idle doing notin am a graduate
Can you market? IT products and services. If yes send your CV to pasystemstech@gmail.com, salary btw 20-30k depending on experience/skill.
If you cannot market, send your CV stating things that you can do.
All the best
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FAAN Recruitment 2015 Selection List Released by iamok: 11:45am On May 07, 2015
rashygenius:
LIFE DRAMA.....just 461 names..and dem call am MASSIVE RECRUITMENT!
Guess the list is going to 750

Cc: fp lalasticlala ishilove
Many learnt of the application through nl, get them informed of the shortlist
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FAAN Recruitment 2015 Selection List Released by iamok: 10:20am On May 07, 2015
t=33501083]Congrats to those selected!!!! Make una go do thanksgiving and pay una tithe (wen money start entering)[/quote]
For una church? grin
Jobs/Vacancies / FAAN Recruitment 2015 Selection List Released by iamok: 8:42am On May 07, 2015
The selection list for FAAN recruitment 2015 has been released.
Awaiting candidates can check their names from the faan recruitment website.

http://www.faanrecruitment.com/contact-us/46-selected-canditates

Congratulations to all those selected.

ALL SELECTED CANDIDATES WILL BE NOTIFIED OF THE DATES TO PRESENT THEMSELVES FOR DOCUMENTATION AND FURTHER PROCESSING AT THE HUMAN RESOURCES DEPARTMENT, FAAN HEADQUARTER’S LAGOS THROUGH PUBLICATION IN THE NATIONAL NEWSPAPERS AND ON THE WEBSITE.

Thank You

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by iamok: 12:13pm On May 06, 2015
Drbazz:
omo make una forget that APP ish. faan website, if u open now boldly states that recruitment has been concluded and results would be out soon. that APP thing has notin to do with anything. so chill out guys.

Leave them, let them keep arguing on what is not.

Update has been posted up and it is available on the home page of FAAN

www.faanrecruitment.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by iamok: 11:56am On May 06, 2015
There is an update now.
Check www.faanrecruitment.com




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UPDATE ON THE RECRUITMENT PROCESS

The FAAN Recruitment Exercise is at its final stages. Successful candidates have been selected. The selected candidates list is strictly based on merit and will be released to the public once approved by the Federal Character Commission, the Federal Ministry of Aviation, and the Management of FAAN. We appreciate your patience

PLEASE REMAIN VIGILANT AGAINST FRAUDULENT INDIVIDUALS PROMISING THAT YOU WILL BE SELECTED FOR MONEY PAID TO THEM.

the selection process is as follows:

The selection is based on merit and adheres to the Federal Character regulation. The selection is based on the following evaluation matrix:

SELECTION EVALUATION MATRIX


VARIABLES





ALL FIRE/SECUIRTY





DMO





PDMO





AGM-DMU

Aptitude Test (CBT)





20.0%





30.0%





30.0%





30.0%

Physical Fitness Test





15.0%





0.0%





0.0%





0.0%

Oral Interview





50.0%





40.0%





40.0%





35.0%

Height





5.0%





0.0%





0.0%





0.0%

Age





5.0%





5.0%





5.0%





5.0%

Educational Qualification





5.0%





25.0%





20.0%





20.0%

Experience





0.0%





0.0%





5.0%





10.0%

TOTAL SCORE





100.0%





100.0%





100.0%





100.0%



The selection Evaluation Matrix is based on the criteria for the various jobs as established by FAAN.
NOTES ON THE SELECTION

Candidates meeting any of the following criteria are disqualified despite their total score:
Candidates who are over the age limit.
Candidates who have highest educational qualification that is higher or lower than that established for the position.
Candidates whose course of study does not match the required course of study as advertised.
A candidate’s Total Score is derived from the weighting of his/her scores of Aptitude Test, Physical Fitness Test, Oral Interview, Height, Age, Educational Qualification, and Experience as detailed in the requirements for the various jobs. In addition, each candidate’s credentials were reviewed.
Minimum total scores are established for each job. All candidates’ total scores must meet the minimum requirements to be considered for selection for employment.
Shortlisted candidates are subjected to the Federal Character requirements for equitable representation.
The top scorers from each State meeting the minimum scores required for each job are selected, thereby ensuring that States are equitably represented on the merit list.
The candidate chosen for the position of the AGM is the candidate with the highest total score.
The candidates chosen for PDMO were those with the highest total scores. The list was then moderated to ensure that each geopolitical zone is represented.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by iamok: 9:31am On May 06, 2015
MrHighSea:
R we to fill d 'APPS' form? cos some of d tabs r demoralising.
My dear
Were u asked to fill anything?
Which category of list do u belong to dat u know? FAAN MD?, Senator?.... Abegi
'Disqualified by' - have u been disqualified or u wan disqualify yourself?
Just wait for instruction from FAAN

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by iamok: 7:38am On May 06, 2015
Na wa for the 'LIST' option o
In other words, if u don't knw any of the ff, don't bother youself. Chai!!! Naija

FAAN MD
Honourable Minister of Aviation/Chidoka, nt HMA-select grin
Federal Character Commission
House of Rep member
Senator

Prayer now is that FAAN should send CV.
There is God o.

FAANNuuuuuuuuuu
Politics / Re: Another $370m Abacha Loot Traced To Luxembourg – Swiss Ambassador by iamok: 8:52pm On Apr 27, 2015
'Abacha did not steal'
'Abacha loot $370m'
Which one do we believe?
If all these monies being looted are used for something worthwhile in Nigeria, hmmmmm

God will NOT forgive some Polithieficians even if Nigerians do
Politics / Re: Another $370m Abacha Loot Traced To Luxembourg – Swiss Ambassador by iamok: 8:52pm On Apr 27, 2015
'Abacha did not steal'
'Abacha loot $370m'
Which one do we believe?
If all these monies being looted are used for something worthwhile in Nigeria, hmmmmm

God will NOT forgive some Polithieficians even if Nigerians d0

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Politics / Re: Army Detains Policemen Without Food For Refusing To Wear Military Uniform by iamok: 2:17pm On Apr 24, 2015
I hope they wont die in detention, this one without food na something else o.
Haba, no be the same uniformed men dem be?

Imagine

The spokesperson for the Nigeria Police, Emmanuel Ojukwu, confirmed that the police were aware of the matter and were investigating it.
“We are aware and we are looking into it, that’s all I can say,” Mr Ojukwu said on the phone, before abruptly ending the call.

Since Tuesday? The last time I checked, today is Friday.
Na wa o

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Politics / Re: U.S. Requests For Buruji Kashamu’s Extradition by iamok: 4:44pm On Apr 20, 2015
He thought he could go away with it but this is an error of "deal with corrupticians"
Good for him and lessons to others (if they will learn). If he is innocent, go first, then clear yourself. If not, ENJOY YOURSELF IN J........

NO TO CORRUPTION
Politics / Re: Abati Reacts To Punch Story On N2tr by iamok: 9:02pm On Apr 19, 2015
There is no need to deny. What he can say is that it is either not up to N2tr or that it is more than that. GEJ paved way for many to 'steal' because they are 'goats'. He left yam where there are goats and definitely they must chop the yam.
If N2tr have been invested in power sector, much improvement would have happened.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Denies Spending N2trn On April Elections, Campaigns by iamok: 8:35pm On Apr 19, 2015
There is no need to deny. What he can say is that it is either not up to N2tr or that it is more than that. GEJ paved way for many to 'steal' because they are 'goats'. He left yam where there are goats and definitely they must chop the yam.
If N2tr have been invested in power sector, much improvement would have happened.

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Politics / Re: People Buhari Must Fire To Show He Means Business - Farooq Kperogi by iamok: 7:19am On Apr 18, 2015
I guess they are only being loyal to their paid master at the expense of justice and fairness to Nigerians.
No 1 and 2 especially.

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Politics / Re: Senate Presidency: Mark Plans To Dump PDP by iamok: 10:28pm On Apr 07, 2015
There is clear indication that the 'change' we are talking about is about to be mixed with 'silent mole' if this is true. David Mark has been the greatest enemy of Nigeria as far as I know but he is always a silent killer.
SP that turns 'I' to 'Nay' and 'Nay' to 'I' to have it"
APC beware of Mark. If u see snake, you may embrace, instead of Mark.
Politics / Opinion: IGP, Revert 'vote And Leave Polling Venue', Police Cannot Protect Votes by iamok: 7:23pm On Mar 22, 2015
Sometime last week, the Inspector General of Police (IGP) said that voters should vote and leave the venue for the police to protect our votes.
Having said this, my fear is this.
If policemen who suppose to protect our votes cannot actually protect themselves because of 'sleep on duty', how will our votes be protected from ballot snatchers, hoodlums, and so on.
In my own opinion, the IGP should revert this o for the sake of our democracy.

Politics / Re: Mama HID Awolowo Tongue-lashes Osinbajo & Wife by iamok: 9:23pm On Feb 01, 2015
Am afraid. If she has not said all these and u put it up to the world. 'Epe agba' (adult curse) that you'l carry for life no b small o.
Am nt Pro GMB or pro GEJ but be careful o especially about old people if you want to live long.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancies For Marketers, IT, Office Assistant In Ibadan by iamok: 11:33am On Jan 28, 2015
youngPA:
A Small, fast-growing I.T and Consulting company with focus on ICT -web development, hosting, software development, data analysis and management, Management of Information systems, training, consultancy, based in Ibadan around University of Ibadan requires the services of the following:

1. Marketing Officers (male or female)
Suitable applicants must
- Possess a minimum of O.N.D
- Be confident, articulate and have a good command of the English language
- Be computer literate, proficient in the use of basic software applications such as MS Word and must also be proficient in the use of the internet.
- be self motivated and be able to work with little or no supervision
- have a good interpersonal skills

2. Web/Software Developer
Candidates for this position must:
- Possess a minimum of O.N.D
- have excellent PHP experience
- have programming language and MySQL, CSS, & SQL Server databases skill
- have a good knowledge of CMS
- be goal oriented
- Effective time management skills
- Excellent verbal and written communication skills

3. Secretary/Office Assistant
Candidates for this position must:
- Possess a minimum of SSCE/O.N.D
- Be computer literate

4. Research/Data Analyst
- Possess a minimum of SSCE/O.N.D
- Be computer literate
- Have a good knowledge of data analysis

Non-resident in Ibadan need not apply

Interested qualified candidates should send CV to: pasystemstech@gmail.com on or before 28th February 2014.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Is Winning Southwest Votes: Is Anyone Doubting This? by iamok: 9:16am On Jan 17, 2015
tomakint:
I took my time to sample many opinions both online and offline and I came to a reasonable conclusion that elections are not won on the pages of online newspages. In 2011, Goodluck Jonathan won in almost all the Southwest States and now in 2015 a little has changed unfortunately, the propaganda being perpetrated by the opposition is giving false hope to their supporters in SW, I maintained that Jonathan will still claim majority votes in Southwest (especially in Ondo, Oyo, Ekiti and Lagos).
My guy, abeg wake up from your sleep. Talk for yourself alone not even your family. Which South West are you talking about? GEJ came to Oyo State, most people living there were not aware, now Buhari is coming, the whole market shut down all because of him, now you are saying Southwest.
Southwest ko, south south ni

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