emror4u:
Item 1: 10/2 = 5 (single foot of shoe)
Item 2: 5+10+4 =19 (man + shoe + ice-cream)
Item 3: 4/2 =2 (half ice-cream)

10/2 + (19 x 2) = 43


BS: Please pay closer attention to the man, he is LOADED.

This is quite interesting but what if I say the man is 5X10X4=200.

Anyway, answer is 405.

op, where is my gift cos I am the only one that got correct answer

Answer is 405.
Take it anywhere.

Dont fall for this Job Scam supposedly from SHELL

Although this have been in place and different warnings have gone out but unfortunately people still fall.
For you here, Pls Beware

A friend send this to me.

As I settled down in my office on Monday the 2nd of Nov., 2015, attending to some research students, my phone beeped with an incoming
SMS which is supposedly from a friend. In the word of the sender of the text message “Gbenga, how re u doing? I have been trying ur line network is bad, is Adiele Bright. ur NCCF member@ Benue State. I work with shell (S.P.D.C) Oil Company in Rivers State. Hav u got job? Recruitment is on now, if u will apply call me now 4 more details”. The used phone number is 08162689364 (which i later saved as Ole-1 (meaning Thief-1) on my phone).
My memory zoomed into action, trying to recollect the identity of the so called ADIELE BRIGHT who claimed to be “my member” in NCCF during NYSC. I became more puzzled because I served in Benue State and I was indeed committed to NCCF during my NYSC though I never headed NCCF nor was I part of the state executives, so how come this beloved brother claimed to be “my member”? Am I a Senior Pastor or the G.O of NCCF? Since, I wasn’t looking for job, I decided to ignore the SMS instructions. In fact, I even counselled my students to be excellent in whatever they do and to be associated with good people so that they can be remembered when the need arises! My foolishness… or ignorance rather…
After few minutes (roughly 30 mins), the number called me again and challenged me for not calling nor responding to his message… I started suspecting foul play even though I wasn’t interested in the conversation, I decided to play along… If for nothing, I can at least help some people with my story. We got talking and he tried to lure me with how lucrative the job is with an initial take home of N550, 000 monthly with a potential of increase to N850, 000 monthly within three months of active service! Oops! That’s not bad a pay I guess especially at such a time as this in Nigeria!
I indeed played along and he told me how his brother in law helped him to secure the job and that he has already convinced him to help me.
He said he told his brother in law how good I am to him and how my messages (God’s message I guess) helped his life and his spiritual growth and that he will really desire that I get the job since it can change my financial status within few years! I appreciated him even though I couldn’t remember ever meeting him, and he immediately sent his brother in law’s number to me who is said to be Dr. Charles Gbandi, the
Human Resources Manager of SPDC, Port Harcourt, Nigeria (His phone number is 08062902597, saved as Ole -2 (Theif-2) on my phone). I proceeded to put a call through to the said Dr. Charles Who was quite impressed with my resume. He later forwarded his email address requesting for my CV and other supporting credentials (His email address is drcharlesgbandispdc2@gmail.com). I complied immediately and on Tuesday (3rd Nov, 2015), I received a mail from the email address which reads: “You are hereby advised to print out this form with hard copies colored print and fill it correctly, affix your passport photograph on the provision made for it. Scan it and return to us immediately via email along with your complete data, statement of results as well as your discharged certificate for proper screening and final approval. Thanks, Blessing John, Secretary to the HRM, SPDC”.
I also received a SMS from SHELL-NIG inviting me for an interview at the Shell conference hall. Port-Harcourt by 10:30am on 13th and 14th November, 2015. They also said I should come along with a recommendation letter from the Royal Highness of Bonny LGA and a medical fitness letter. As expected, he told me that the job is meant for an indigene of the town (of which I’m not)
and that they have to lobby the Royal Highness for the letter which will cost me just N50, 000 and another N30, 000 for the recommendation
letter from the LG chairman and Medical fitness certificate. He told me to rush quickly to the nearest branch of First bank and as soon as I get there, I should alert him so that he can send the account details. All these happened between 10am on Monday and 4pm on Tuesday.
As early as 8am this morning (4th Nov, 2015), I feigned to be at the nearest first bank branch and indeed, the said DR CHARLES GBANDI sent
me a first bank account details with Account
Name: GODWIN THANKGOD and Account
Number: 3093921003, First Bank.
I have been trying to play along but I couldn’t play any further since I’m not ready to part with my God-provided resources with those miscreants
who think they are smart enough to dupe every Nigerian thinking we are all gullible as they are! Till now, they are still awaiting the initial deposit of N50, 000, still disturbing me with bugging calls. May they wait till nemesis catch up with them and till they repent of their sins if they will.
Friends, I have decided to publish this story with all the facts because nobody knows who their next target will be. If you can, you can investigate the true identity of those phone numbers using online application softwares… Be smart enough to know that any job prospect that requests that you pay any amount of money is a scam.

Please share this till every unsuspecting innocent friend knows that these predators are all over!

A word is enough for the wise

Dont fall for this Job Scam supposedly from SHELL

Although this have been in place and different warnings have gone out but unfortunately people still fall.
For you here, Pls Beware

A friend send this to me.

As I settled down in my office on Monday the 2nd of Nov., 2015, attending to some research students, my phone beeped with an incoming
SMS which is supposedly from a friend. In the word of the sender of the text message “Gbenga, how re u doing? I have been trying ur line network is bad, is Adiele Bright. ur NCCF member@ Benue State. I work with shell (S.P.D.C) Oil Company in Rivers State. Hav u got job? Recruitment is on now, if u will apply call me now 4 more details”. The used phone number is 08162689364 (which i later saved as Ole-1 (meaning Thief-1) on my phone).
My memory zoomed into action, trying to recollect the identity of the so called ADIELE BRIGHT who claimed to be “my member” in NCCF during NYSC. I became more puzzled because I served in Benue State and I was indeed committed to NCCF during my NYSC though I never headed NCCF nor was I part of the state executives, so how come this beloved brother claimed to be “my member”? Am I a Senior Pastor or the G.O of NCCF? Since, I wasn’t looking for job, I decided to ignore the SMS instructions. In fact, I even counselled my students to be excellent in whatever they do and to be associated with good people so that they can be remembered when the need arises! My foolishness… or ignorance rather…
After few minutes (roughly 30 mins), the number called me again and challenged me for not calling nor responding to his message… I started suspecting foul play even though I wasn’t interested in the conversation, I decided to play along… If for nothing, I can at least help some people with my story. We got talking and he tried to lure me with how lucrative the job is with an initial take home of N550, 000 monthly with a potential of increase to N850, 000 monthly within three months of active service! Oops! That’s not bad a pay I guess especially at such a time as this in Nigeria!
I indeed played along and he told me how his brother in law helped him to secure the job and that he has already convinced him to help me.
He said he told his brother in law how good I am to him and how my messages (God’s message I guess) helped his life and his spiritual growth and that he will really desire that I get the job since it can change my financial status within few years! I appreciated him even though I couldn’t remember ever meeting him, and he immediately sent his brother in law’s number to me who is said to be Dr. Charles Gbandi, the
Human Resources Manager of SPDC, Port Harcourt, Nigeria (His phone number is 08062902597, saved as Ole -2 (Theif-2) on my phone). I proceeded to put a call through to the said Dr. Charles Who was quite impressed with my resume. He later forwarded his email address requesting for my CV and other supporting credentials (His email address is drcharlesgbandispdc2@gmail.com). I complied immediately and on Tuesday (3rd Nov, 2015), I received a mail from the email address which reads: “You are hereby advised to print out this form with hard copies colored print and fill it correctly, affix your passport photograph on the provision made for it. Scan it and return to us immediately via email along with your complete data, statement of results as well as your discharged certificate for proper screening and final approval. Thanks, Blessing John, Secretary to the HRM, SPDC”.
I also received a SMS from SHELL-NIG inviting me for an interview at the Shell conference hall. Port-Harcourt by 10:30am on 13th and 14th November, 2015. They also said I should come along with a recommendation letter from the Royal Highness of Bonny LGA and a medical fitness letter. As expected, he told me that the job is meant for an indigene of the town (of which I’m not)
and that they have to lobby the Royal Highness for the letter which will cost me just N50, 000 and another N30, 000 for the recommendation
letter from the LG chairman and Medical fitness certificate. He told me to rush quickly to the nearest branch of First bank and as soon as I get there, I should alert him so that he can send the account details. All these happened between 10am on Monday and 4pm on Tuesday.
As early as 8am this morning (4th Nov, 2015), I feigned to be at the nearest first bank branch and indeed, the said DR CHARLES GBANDI sent
me a first bank account details with Account
Name: GODWIN THANKGOD and Account
Number: 3093921003, First Bank.
I have been trying to play along but I couldn’t play any further since I’m not ready to part with my God-provided resources with those miscreants
who think they are smart enough to dupe every Nigerian thinking we are all gullible as they are! Till now, they are still awaiting the initial deposit of N50, 000, still disturbing me with bugging calls. May they wait till nemesis catch up with them and till they repent of their sins if they will.
Friends, I have decided to publish this story with all the facts because nobody knows who their next target will be. If you can, you can investigate the true identity of those phone numbers using online application softwares… Be smart enough to know that any job prospect that requests that you pay any amount of money is a scam.

Please share this till every unsuspecting innocent friend knows that these predators are all over!

A word is enough for the wise

It is pathetic that many have shifted attention from local and state govt levels. All we focus on is Buhari this, Buhari that especially on nairaland.
What are the state governors doing, let's put them on their feet, not just federal govt alone

Tho it tarries, it will surely come especially under this Buhari-led administration. People are optimistic and PMB/PYO are not relenting in their effort.
Those who believe that it will happen will be partaker of the good thing

Magician1503:



Lmao! We need a magician!

Abi now. Supermagician sef

tucky200:

Am very very sure ur body is paining u very well

Paining? In what sense? Mr oga, check yasef

Hilarious joke about Buhari.
I got this from a friend.

Now Buhari is d president, still no electricity, fuel is still 150 per litre, unemployment rate is high, there is still strike, what has he been doing in the past 12hrs? Is this d change he promised.

Haba! Make una no kill the man nah

Additional 263 names released. I guess thats the list of the "powerful".
Una try small sha but the rule you gave on your home page was compromised. age limit, bla bla.
Congrats to the selected.

yemitezoe:
Is there any update on the invitation for documentation?

Don't think there is anything yet. Keep checking their website

kween911:
I need a job in Ibadan , am tired of staying idle doing notin am a graduate

Can you market? IT products and services. If yes send your CV to pasystemstech@gmail.com, salary btw 20-30k depending on experience/skill.
If you cannot market, send your CV stating things that you can do.
All the best

rashygenius:
LIFE DRAMA.....just 461 names..and dem call am MASSIVE RECRUITMENT!

Guess the list is going to 750

Cc: fp lalasticlala ishilove
Many learnt of the application through nl, get them informed of the shortlist

t=33501083]Congrats to those selected!!!! Make una go do thanksgiving and pay una tithe (wen money start entering)[/quote]
For una church?

The selection list for FAAN recruitment 2015 has been released.
Awaiting candidates can check their names from the faan recruitment website.

http://www.faanrecruitment.com/contact-us/46-selected-canditates

Congratulations to all those selected.

ALL SELECTED CANDIDATES WILL BE NOTIFIED OF THE DATES TO PRESENT THEMSELVES FOR DOCUMENTATION AND FURTHER PROCESSING AT THE HUMAN RESOURCES DEPARTMENT, FAAN HEADQUARTER’S LAGOS THROUGH PUBLICATION IN THE NATIONAL NEWSPAPERS AND ON THE WEBSITE.

Thank You

Drbazz:
omo make una forget that APP ish. faan website, if u open now boldly states that recruitment has been concluded and results would be out soon. that APP thing has notin to do with anything. so chill out guys.

Leave them, let them keep arguing on what is not.

Update has been posted up and it is available on the home page of FAAN

www.faanrecruitment.com

There is an update now.
Check www.faanrecruitment.com




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UPDATE ON THE RECRUITMENT PROCESS

The FAAN Recruitment Exercise is at its final stages. Successful candidates have been selected. The selected candidates list is strictly based on merit and will be released to the public once approved by the Federal Character Commission, the Federal Ministry of Aviation, and the Management of FAAN. We appreciate your patience

PLEASE REMAIN VIGILANT AGAINST FRAUDULENT INDIVIDUALS PROMISING THAT YOU WILL BE SELECTED FOR MONEY PAID TO THEM.

the selection process is as follows:

The selection is based on merit and adheres to the Federal Character regulation. The selection is based on the following evaluation matrix:

SELECTION EVALUATION MATRIX


VARIABLES





ALL FIRE/SECUIRTY





DMO





PDMO





AGM-DMU

Aptitude Test (CBT)





20.0%





30.0%





30.0%





30.0%

Physical Fitness Test





15.0%





0.0%





0.0%





0.0%

Oral Interview





50.0%





40.0%





40.0%





35.0%

Height





5.0%





0.0%





0.0%





0.0%

Age





5.0%





5.0%





5.0%





5.0%

Educational Qualification





5.0%





25.0%





20.0%





20.0%

Experience





0.0%





0.0%





5.0%





10.0%

TOTAL SCORE





100.0%





100.0%





100.0%





100.0%



The selection Evaluation Matrix is based on the criteria for the various jobs as established by FAAN.
NOTES ON THE SELECTION

Candidates meeting any of the following criteria are disqualified despite their total score:
Candidates who are over the age limit.
Candidates who have highest educational qualification that is higher or lower than that established for the position.
Candidates whose course of study does not match the required course of study as advertised.
A candidate’s Total Score is derived from the weighting of his/her scores of Aptitude Test, Physical Fitness Test, Oral Interview, Height, Age, Educational Qualification, and Experience as detailed in the requirements for the various jobs. In addition, each candidate’s credentials were reviewed.
Minimum total scores are established for each job. All candidates’ total scores must meet the minimum requirements to be considered for selection for employment.
Shortlisted candidates are subjected to the Federal Character requirements for equitable representation.
The top scorers from each State meeting the minimum scores required for each job are selected, thereby ensuring that States are equitably represented on the merit list.
The candidate chosen for the position of the AGM is the candidate with the highest total score.
The candidates chosen for PDMO were those with the highest total scores. The list was then moderated to ensure that each geopolitical zone is represented.

MrHighSea:
R we to fill d 'APPS' form? cos some of d tabs r demoralising.

My dear
Were u asked to fill anything?
Which category of list do u belong to dat u know? FAAN MD?, Senator?.... Abegi
'Disqualified by' - have u been disqualified or u wan disqualify yourself?
Just wait for instruction from FAAN

Na wa for the 'LIST' option o
In other words, if u don't knw any of the ff, don't bother youself. Chai!!! Naija

FAAN MD
Honourable Minister of Aviation/Chidoka, nt HMA-select
Federal Character Commission
House of Rep member
Senator

Prayer now is that FAAN should send CV.
There is God o.

FAANNuuuuuuuuuu

'Abacha did not steal'
'Abacha loot $370m'
Which one do we believe?
If all these monies being looted are used for something worthwhile in Nigeria, hmmmmm

God will NOT forgive some Polithieficians even if Nigerians do

'Abacha did not steal'
'Abacha loot $370m'
Which one do we believe?
If all these monies being looted are used for something worthwhile in Nigeria, hmmmmm

God will NOT forgive some Polithieficians even if Nigerians d0

I hope they wont die in detention, this one without food na something else o.
Haba, no be the same uniformed men dem be?

Imagine

The spokesperson for the Nigeria Police, Emmanuel Ojukwu, confirmed that the police were aware of the matter and were investigating it.
“We are aware and we are looking into it, that’s all I can say,” Mr Ojukwu said on the phone, before abruptly ending the call.

Since Tuesday? The last time I checked, today is Friday.
Na wa o

He thought he could go away with it but this is an error of "deal with corrupticians"
Good for him and lessons to others (if they will learn). If he is innocent, go first, then clear yourself. If not, ENJOY YOURSELF IN J........

NO TO CORRUPTION

There is no need to deny. What he can say is that it is either not up to N2tr or that it is more than that. GEJ paved way for many to 'steal' because they are 'goats'. He left yam where there are goats and definitely they must chop the yam.
If N2tr have been invested in power sector, much improvement would have happened.

There is no need to deny. What he can say is that it is either not up to N2tr or that it is more than that. GEJ paved way for many to 'steal' because they are 'goats'. He left yam where there are goats and definitely they must chop the yam.
If N2tr have been invested in power sector, much improvement would have happened.

I guess they are only being loyal to their paid master at the expense of justice and fairness to Nigerians.
No 1 and 2 especially.

There is clear indication that the 'change' we are talking about is about to be mixed with 'silent mole' if this is true. David Mark has been the greatest enemy of Nigeria as far as I know but he is always a silent killer.
SP that turns 'I' to 'Nay' and 'Nay' to 'I' to have it"
APC beware of Mark. If u see snake, you may embrace, instead of Mark.

Sometime last week, the Inspector General of Police (IGP) said that voters should vote and leave the venue for the police to protect our votes.
Having said this, my fear is this.
If policemen who suppose to protect our votes cannot actually protect themselves because of 'sleep on duty', how will our votes be protected from ballot snatchers, hoodlums, and so on.
In my own opinion, the IGP should revert this o for the sake of our democracy.

Am afraid. If she has not said all these and u put it up to the world. 'Epe agba' (adult curse) that you'l carry for life no b small o.
Am nt Pro GMB or pro GEJ but be careful o especially about old people if you want to live long.

tomakint:
I took my time to sample many opinions both online and offline and I came to a reasonable conclusion that elections are not won on the pages of online newspages. In 2011, Goodluck Jonathan won in almost all the Southwest States and now in 2015 a little has changed unfortunately, the propaganda being perpetrated by the opposition is giving false hope to their supporters in SW, I maintained that Jonathan will still claim majority votes in Southwest (especially in Ondo, Oyo, Ekiti and Lagos).

My guy, abeg wake up from your sleep. Talk for yourself alone not even your family. Which South West are you talking about? GEJ came to Oyo State, most people living there were not aware, now Buhari is coming, the whole market shut down all because of him, now you are saying Southwest.
Southwest ko, south south ni