Nothing will happen to him if he is innocent. But if he is not. Sorry is his name.

FalseProphet1:
Yesterday is a day I'll never forget in my life.

Upon the request of a member, I visited him and his family. His wife prepared vegetable soup, I ate to my satisfaction and we had a very good gist.

After some minutes, I felt the urge to defecate, and he directed me to the restroom. I got in, locked the door, removed my trouser and boxers and hung them up, used a piece to toilet paper to clean the toilet seat, then balanced to get rid of the shit.

This is where the problem started. As I pushed for it to come out, I felt a very sharp pain in my anus. My stool was very dry and hard. I pushed and pushed like a woman in labour and the pain increased.

At some point, the stool got stock in my anus. And despite the fact that I pushed with all my strength, it refused to fully come out. I couldn't breathe again, I let out a faint noise of "ahhhhh" I thought I was going to die. I thought about my life, all the girls I've slept with, all the prophecies I've given, my goals and visions, my dream of building a mega auditorium...But what would they write on my obituary I said to myself, that I was killed by shit. No way. I decided to be a man and push that demonic stool out .

I took a deep breath and resumed my pushing, the pain was horrible, I called on the host of heaven to come to my aid. I started imagining how girls that engage in anal sex do it because it would definitely be painful.

To cut the long story, God gave me victory and I pushed it out of my anus. I regretted not coming with my bell, I would have rang it right there in the toilet for 1 hour to celebrate my victory.

Then the second phase of the problem began. the shit refused to flush. I was there in the toilet stuck for almost 1 hour flushing the useless stubborn shit. As God would have it, I remembered that I saw a red bucket on the corridor. I quickly opened the door, grabbed the bucket, filled it with water and flushed. And the shit was defeated, I could heart it struggling in the pipe as it descended to the suck away, but it had already lost the battle.

I put on my clothes and joined the family in the living room, feeling refreshed and happy.

Truly that was a close call with death. I'm happy I survived it.

This I have seen.

Free food wan kill this one. Dem give you vegetables soup you nor say thank you, you go chop am shey now your eyes have clear.

They forgot that Buhari ni give them power. Tinubu might not see next term.

That is a good time to cruze the bridge.

This governor is making a good name for himself.

It's important cos as a nation we are not supposed to be negotiating with terrorist groups or organisations. Tell us now or forever remain silent over the issue cos we know.

The painful part fit be say baba dey flex for UK

This is good. May your biscuits sell!

Another prison break happening in Nigeria now, Micheal Scoffield brother has just been found.

May her soul rest in peace and may God grant her eternal rest. Amen. I pray the perpetrators are found and face the full arm of the law.

Okay good to go

Prison Break Season 6 acted and scripted in Nigeria.

That is very bad for the business. It's well oh!

Alexander Otti

I condemn this act by the citizens. We are breeding anarchy oh like this. Stop killing our force men and women.

Winner is here

Good news and happy to see it. Congratulations to them.

We thank God

Things emanating from Delta State these days is becoming alarming.

Hunger full the land

Because of woman you kill your fellow man?

We will leave the bank for you all and move to Opay and Moniepoint. If Opay choose the same path like yours, we move to daily contribution Olidara. Una nor fit stress me ontop my own money.

Celestialsword:

Colombia's president invites the country's largest criminal group to peace talks, and it accepts
Colombia’s largest criminal group says it has accepted President Gustavo Petro’s offer to start peace negotiations, but the next steps in any talks are not immediately clear

Petro on Monday night said he was willing to start peace negotiations with the group if it “dares” to leave drug trafficking, stops taxing local businesses and stops profiting from the transit of migrants heading to the United States.

The group responded on Tuesday with a statement on X saying it accepted the president’s invitation to start negotiations. It denied being involved in the smuggling of migrants.

The Gulf Clan was founded by former members of right-wing paramilitary groups that demobilized in the early 2000s. It has been described as an apolitical group that increasingly controls communities where it administers justice, taxes local businesses and employs youth.

The group has an estimated 9,000 fighters and earns more than $4 billion per year from its illicit activities, which makes it Colombia’s wealthiest armed group, according to a report published Tuesday by the International Crisis Group.

“The armed groups who are in negotiations (with the government) today are under military pressure not from the state but from the Gulf Clan,” Elizabeth Dickinson, the report’s author, told The Associated Press. “So hovering over all of the ongoing negotiation processes is this threat that laying down arms...translates into handing over illicit economies, territories and communities" to the group.

Dickinson said that starting negotiations with the Gulf Clan would be essential for the government’s efforts to pacify rural areas of Colombia.

But talks with the Gulf Clan have been hampered by legislation that limits the government's ability to negotiate with criminal groups that are not believed to have ideological motivations.

Colombia's “total peace” law, created during the early days of the Petro administration, designated the Gulf Clan as a criminal group instead of an insurgent group.

While a 2023 ruling by Colombia's constitutional court says the government can initiate talks with criminal groups, it is not allowed to offer them concrete terms under which they can disarm.

Instead, the Gulf Clan would have to negotiate its disarmament with Colombia’s attorney general.

On Monday, Petro said he had asked the attorney general to come up with terms under which the members of the Gulf Clan could collectively lay down their weapons.

“If they were born here, they have the right, like any other citizen, to discuss what they want for the future of their territory,” Petro said during a town hall meeting in Apartado, a town where the Gulf Clan is said to be active.

News source?

This is crazy ostracise those men and castrate their balls. Crazy pedophiles.

If its my gender dem for Don put am tyre round him neck. Naija! Wetin Adam do una?

Very funny

That's good one.

If it makes you feel good continue.

Thats good, labour party states are working. At least the state treasury will save.

This is a mega project I pray it's successful

We wish them success, follow the message above.