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Can You Thank A 'Slut'

ILoveToFuCcK:
She has to thank me because i love to fυck

WTF

Oma307:
Gbam!!! She just hit the nail

I Swear

TrapQueen77:



At first I tot ur married...

Lol,u made me laugh

[Left] After 21 years of marriage, my wife
wanted me to take another woman out to
dinner and a movie. She said I love you but
I know this other woman loves you and
would love to spend some time with you.
The other woman that my wife wanted me
to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a
widow for 19 years, but the demands of
my work and my three children had made it
possible to visit her only occasionally.
That night I called to invite her to go out for
dinner and a movie.
'What's wrong, are you well,' she asked? My
mother is the type of woman w ho
suspects that a late night call or a surprise
invitation is a sign of bad news.
'I thought that it would be pleasant to be
with you,' I responded. 'Just the two of us.'
She thought about it for a moment, and
then said, 'I would like that very much.'
That Friday after work, as I drove over to
pick her up I was a bit nervous.
When I arrived at her house, I noticed that
she, too, seemed to be nervous about our
date. She waited in the door with her coat
on. She had curled her hair and was
wearing the dress that she had worn to
celebrate her last wedding anniversary.
She smiled from a face that was as radiant
as an angel's.
'I told my friends that I was going to go out
with my son, and they were impressed,
'she said, as she got into the car. 'They
can't wait to hear about our meeting'. We
went to a restaurant that, although not
elegant, was very nice and cozy. My mother
took my arm as if she were the First Lady.
After we s at down, I had to read the menu.
Large print. Half way through the entries, I
lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting there
staring at me. A nostalgic smile was on her
lips.
'It was I who used to have to read the
menu when you were small,' she said.
'Then it's time that you relax and let me
return the favor,' I responded.
During the dinner, we had an agreeable
conversation - nothing extraordinary, but
catching up on recent events of each
other's life.
We talked so much that we missed the
movie.
As we arrived at her house later, she said,
'I'll go out with you again, but only if you let
me invite you.' I agreed.
'How was your dinner date?' asked my wife
when I got home. 'Very nice.
Much more so than I could have imagined,'
I answered.
A few days later, my mother died of a
massive heart attack. It happened so
suddenly that I didn't have time to do
anything for her.
Some time later, I received an envelope
with a copy of a restaurant receipt from the
same place mother and I had dined.
An attached note said: 'I paid this bill in
advance. I wasn't sure that I could be there;
but nevertheless, I paid for two plates - one
for you and the other for your wife. You
will never know what that night meant for
me.
I love you, son.'
At that moment, I understood the
importance of saying in time: 'I LOVE YOU!'
and to give our loved ones the time that
they deserve. Nothing in life is more
important than God and your family. Give
them the time they deserve, because these
things cannot be put off till 'some other
time.'[/left]

in some situations

Can't Say thank you,what of if she is A 'Slut'

nnachukz:
What does your conscience tell you? The Pastor doesn't need to tell you before you know our leaders lack wisdom. Soon our present leaders will begin to sell our National assets to fund 2016 budget. The question is, what will they sell to fund 2017, 2018 and 2019 budget? If their predecessors sold those assets just to fund budgets that is dominated by recurrent expenditures, what will they be thinking of selling now. Maybe the citizens.

You are right

pastorasamu:
I av been seeing rumour dat jamb 2017/2018 is out but theres nthing like dat in jamb web and it has nt be announce officially wots happening

No it's not,this thread is just to get 2017/2018 Jambites prepared

TrapQueen77:
Ask those who has wide sexperienced... U will be surprised

Buh,It's Bizzare to say Thank You

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TrapQueen77:


It depends to who works harder

Some women will juz open their legs and be like a dead log on the bed... Some Men does that too... They won't suck titiez, no punaney licking... They juz go straight to the hole without for€playing...

Can't Believe

'This Una Adivce self eh??

RadicallyBlunt:
Both of us owe God a thank you

That's God,He Deserves That Everyday

Why would I say 'thank You' to My Girlfriendwhat is She Then doing for me if she Can't satisfy ma sexual Desire.

Cc:Lalasticala
I think We need to hear the Advice of others.
It deserves Front Page?Right.

What's Funny?

themonk:
Depends on the style they used. Missionary style means the guy deserves a thank you. If the girl rides the guy then the girl deserves one.

Seriously,LOL

JeffreyJamez:
Thank you for what exactly?

Bro,You Wicked oh,Thank u for Opening her Legs??LMAO!!

[Left]OK, I know we have matured guys in here and this
thread is for you!
Someone asked on whatsapp and I could not
answer. I thought I was smart when it comes to
issues involving love and romance but I didn't know
this one.
So, am hoping someone will break through being
shy and give me an answer.
The question is as it is in the title of this topic.
Who's meant to say thank you after sex?
Is it the guy or the girl?[/Left]

And Moreover,We Can Start Lectures on Past Questions and Use the Previous Syllabus.

More Jambites still needed in this Thread

As a Member of Deeper Life Bible church,Every Last Sunday of the Month,Our General superident Pastor W.F KUMUYI preaches the Word of God through Satelitte Worldwide.

IN today message',he Said Something which I Quoted:

Our Country is Corrupt,Leaders are also,Great Mens are Foolish not Wise,He Empahsied using a bible Refernces,

According to Job 32-9,GREAT MEN ARE NOT ALWAYS WISE:

Whas HE RIGHT?

As the Already Concluded 2016/2017 Jambites will be seeking for Admission as at now.

We Have to Prepare the Coming Jambites,give them Guidelines,Tips and Solve Past Questions

2017/2018 Jambites Thread is Declared Opened

NB:Any One Can Answer Your Questions Also,I will also Try My Best to Stick to the Thread and help!!

Cc:Fynestboi,Lalasticala

Thanks

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ammyluv2002:
She's very hard working

I tried in aliginig the text.but it seems the BB codes aren't working?what's wrong.

Excuse me,is the BB codes no more working for nairaland.

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