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4.When you tell your mother you need glasses and she says “…when you’re always watching TV.”

3.When you want to dub during test and you can’t see your seatmate’s paper.

2.You, trying to see the board when you sit at the back of the class:

1.When you know you’re almost blind but you can’t spoil your swegz with glasses.

Abeg who English lang epp

Yellow fever
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Paddling is not corruption -Dogara. I am not surprised coz all politicians are now using the precedent set by the ineffectual Buffon stealing is not corruption.

Nonsense, your lecturer may be ahead of you today and no one knows tomorrow. Op your topic should be why lecturers should not quarrel with their students coz students of today will eventually become leaders of tomorrow

what of clueless

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Op, shey make we share our crush picshure ni?

Dasuki

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where Lala sef, this one is fp worthy

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Landloard01:
mad

thanks

Many are mad but few are roaming

Nairaland and this meme be like

Messi fans will not like this, anyways make I add one

Ronaldo has scored in every minute 1-90, Messi has not

Op, what's the price for the two phones

Op, you are on point, a friend of mine who recharged #500 airtime yesterday complained to me this morning that the GB has disappeared. empty hen should stop scamming people

Op! op! op! how many times did I call you
your source or adonblivit

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Fresh report suggests that the embattled Preside of the Nigerian Senate, Dr. Olubukola Saraki ha defected back to former party, the People Democratic Party, PDP Saraki's reported defection comes in barely 2 hours when he reiterated his loyalty to his form Party APC. According to an online news platform, Nigeria Times who exclusively reported on Saraki' defection, the Senate President unofficially defecte to the PDP at a secret meeting with the PD caucus yesterday evening at the Abuja home of hi deputy in the Senate, Ike Ekeremadu at the Ap Legislative Quarters. Our source further revealed that, after t meeting,Ike Ekweremadu, Deputy Senate Presiden led a group of senators to Goodluck Jonathan’ Maitama home to brief him. The meeting wit Jonathan is on going at press time. Saraki has been facing prosecution at the Code Conduct Tribunal for falsely declare assets. A source who was at the meeting told Nigeria Times that Saraki, who has faced persecution fro the leadership of his party, the All Progressive Congress (APC) decided to leave the party an return to the PDP, which he left in 2014 with fiv PDP Governors. The source said Saraki says he will use the PD as a platform to actualize his ambition. He adde that Saraki is likely to take with him to the PD APC Senators loyal to him. This would affect t balance of power in the Senate as the PDP woul most like upturn the APC’s majority in the Re Chamber. “Saraki has finally had it with the APC and t Buhari government. He believes he has face enough embarassment and persecution from the after his investments to help the party wrest pow from the PDP, ” our source said. Last week, he was in Sokoto, on the pretext condoling the family of late Umaru Shinkaffi. B sources familiar with the Saraki travails told th our source that he met with the Sultan of sokoto t prevail on President Mohammadu Buhari to p back his loyalists are who bent on sending Sara to jail. And as a last ditch effort, he got form senate presidents to visit Buhari earlier in t week. Saraki’s defection back to the PDP will not co as a surprise to watchers of Nigerian politic Since his emergence as President of the Senate, h has been at odds with his party, the APC over wh the party feels was his decision to present himse as candidate for the Senate Presidency against t party’s wish. The APC’s preferred candidate, wa Ahmed Lawan.

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