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School: uniben
User name: i_am_sylva
Topic: Western
Civilization Has Done
More Harm Than Good
To Our Culture
Stance: opposing

badbull92: Some little joke...
"ASUU" Newly Found Terminologies.
1) ASUU: A Union.
2) ASUUOLOGY: The study of ASUU.
3) ASUUCRAT: A member of ASUU.
4) ASUUCRACY: Government of ASUU plus Federal Government minus the students.
5) ASUUDITE: Effects of ASUU on students.
6) ASUUISM: The act of behaving like ASUU.
7) ASUUIEST: A person who doesn’t believe in ASUU.
ASUUING: Demanding and negotiating in ASUU's manner. #teamhossana#
9) ASUUNDER: Consequences of ASUU strike.
10) ASUUSTRIKER: A person who demonstrates for ASUU.
11) ASUULATOR: The war between ASUU and the senators.
12) ASUUMANIAC: Someone who loves ASUU.
13) ASUUPHOBIA: The fear of ASUU.
14) ASUUCIDE: Act of killing an Asucrat by accident.
15) ASUUTIAN: A victim of ASUU's activities.

whr's d joke?

*Staggers in with a bottle of CORDON ROUGE DE MUMM*

hello good people, wassup..


Err.. I av a confession to make..

Err.. I am d cause of this ASUU strike.. And i won't let d strike end until next year.. So whateva u guys r hearing, dnt blive it.. U guys shld bear with me..

Samsantos9: Like you earlier said your name is sylva (see your moniker for confirmation) you're light skinned and probably between the age range of 15 to 17 and you were recently admitted (Precisely on August the 29th 2013) into the pretigous University Of Benin to study Agricultural Education. Hope this helps you out of your condition (BTW your condition in medicine is refered to as amnesia). Lol.

yea thanks dude.. I'm starting to recall

Adex097:
I_am_lamar wannabe

u are lamar wannabe?... Dafuq does that mean?

Hello y'all.. I'm sylva(atleast that's what they told me).. I'm new here (maybe)..you see, i lost my memory.. Some freaky goddess named Juno or Hera(whateva she calls herself)stole my memory as revenge 4 defeating her punk of a son Ares/mars.. But that doesn't matter.

now can sum1 pls tell me where i am?.. Funny enough i dnt even knw who i am .. Maybe if i'm given some hints, i'll start to recall

so can sum1 pls tell me
WHO AM 1?

*yawns*





k

*Walks in*

huh?

*pisses and shits on thread then mixes it and rubs it on the OP's face*

*walks out*

ojingbe: uniben don make sense naw..hostels rehab going on.. new hostel..classrums rehab going too..old student go thnk say dey miss road wen d call f d strike

Nobody shld believe anything this dude says oo.. He is a goddamn rumour monger

Droga dray: Cn someone tell me d only english word witout a vowel??

sowie to burst ur bubbles.. Thr r many english words that do not av vowels

Rhythm,Myth, lynx, fry e.t.c

My tea's gone cold,
I'm wondering why
I got outta bed at
all
The morning rain
clouds up my
window and I can't
see at all
And even if I could
it'll all be gray but
your picture on my
wall
It reminds me, that
it's not so bad, it's
not so bad

Doc_Miss: [color=crimson] thank you Slyva [/color]

u r welcome mademoiselle

Damn i'm vewi late.. But better late than never


For she's a jolly good
fellow, for she's a jolly
good fellow
For she's a jolly good
fellowwww, which
nobody can deny
Which nobody can
deny, which nobody
can deny
For she's a jolly good
fellow, for she's a jolly
good fellow
For she's a jolly good
fellowwww, which
nobody can deny!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOC_MISS

I nominate alutacontinua and lomaxx

Holyrule: thats cuz the strike is near ending. Lol

i just dey watch u since.. Ah no wan jump into any conclusion.. But if them no suspend this strike next week ehn; me and u go get serious gbege oo.. Infact, that ur source go turn to sauce..

because u dey behave as if u be fagge.. Strike wey even lecturers no even knw when him wan end u dey claim say na next week.. Ok.. Make i no talk too much.. 2day na saturday.. Next week starts 2mao.. I'll just be waiting patiently -_-

Holyrule: ASUU strike will soon be called off. Next week. Sources i reached out to told me so.

-_-

Did dat guy just call alampasu baddo?

chai.. I don 4get wetin i wan talktype

Mohammed's freekick was dangerous

When we celebrate

we dey pop zobo.. Pop pop pop pop pop pop zobo

And its over.. Nigeria wins




now let the jubilations begin and let the tears flow

Damn.. Dat deserved a red card

Goalll.. Wat a free kick

Breezy90: Dose mexico girls sha...*hard on* where ma vaseline abeg make I no splash okababa 4 body bera shift

perv!

Wah dafuq..


That was a hand ball

Ken excel: Na wenti u say make dem do again na?
Make dem dy plan to win Nigeria b4? Guy u mind oo.....
.
.
Wait oo na wenti kanu go find for dere?

break ur t.v screen, enter insyd ask am

Thebrightest: Nigerian players are stupid 4 that goal.

DIE DUDE DIEEEEEEE

deejay_harry1: YOU NEVER DIE BA??

i must kill am by myself

GOALLLLL

2:0
iheanacho



i repeatmexico must cry 2day

GOALLLLL

2:0




i repeatmexico must cry 2day