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PoliticsRe: PH Refinery Has Not Commenced Bulk Sales – NNPC by iamtoofan: 7:41am On Nov 30, 2024
richmond500:
Alot of people do not read before commenting.

No wonder we have more insults on NL than meaningful discussions
Do you actually expect some of us to read incoherences and understand,

At these point nothing they say we dont have to read before we know its either propaganda or another fake lie, they cant even give us lies that resonate intelligence

whatever our sin is Nigerian dont deserves these dead brains at the elm of affairs.
PoliticsRe: PH Refinery Has Not Commenced Bulk Sales – NNPC by iamtoofan: 7:30am On Nov 30, 2024
PressMyButton:
After God, na Tinubu 💪

God bless NNPCL

God bless Nigeria.
Dem suppose dey slap you from ojuelegba reach idi iroko border, see the incohorences you are defending, monday dey will come up with another dumb lie ... even there gud morning one as to re check if its not midnite

whoever press your button turned off your brain.
PoliticsRe: Petrol Distributors Pledge Price Reduction Before Year End by iamtoofan: 6:58am On Nov 30, 2024
These people just talk to Us like parent normally decieve there children, we are not making luv what you saw daddy & mom are just fighting undecided

Do they have the capacity to bring a reduction in fuel price, or is mindset now enough to influence a reduction

If we keep importing and Dangote uses int'L market price how do they intend to bring about a visible reduction undecided or they wan pay subsidy govt cant pay

just how huh
PoliticsRe: P’Harcourt Refinery Halts Operations, Loading Bay Empty by iamtoofan: 6:33am On Nov 30, 2024
tojahh:
If you talk now, Yarimo go call you enemies of Nigeria, legendhero go say na because your candidate lose election, helinues go say Tor cheesy


Well make them just try put us to shame for once abeg. All these things no matter when we actually suffer at the bottom together. We will rise again but not like this obviously. Not like this.
the logical explanation to justify what legendhero, yarimo and helinues do here as to be salary incline or these guyz are collecting contracts from the govt, it as to be Money cos i cant understand how they can never see anything wrong in whatever Apc govt does
PoliticsRe: P’Harcourt Refinery Halts Operations, Loading Bay Empty by iamtoofan: 6:25am On Nov 30, 2024
Mindlog:
And some APC buttlickers here, who are so messed up in the head, sees anyone who sees through their propaganda as enemies of Nigeria because they don't have the cognitive capacity to distinguish sycophancy from patriotism.
,You see the likes of tundegan, salewa and mypressbutton should be taken to a medical centre for proper examination, i can never understand how these guyz support the govt blindly and never see anything wrong in whatever Tinubu does

Rite from the day the news broke out Nigerians knew something was not right, the suddenness, no build up, how they caught even journalist unaware depict the ph refinery was just another jamboree like Nigeria Air and famous Rice pyramid


If Nigerians dont send Apc/Tinubu packing come 2027 then Nigerians are cursed
PoliticsRe: NNPC Denies Community Leader Claim, Says Port Harcourt Refinery 90% Operational by iamtoofan: 9:07pm On Nov 29, 2024
PressMyButton:
You can imagine, that shameless so-called community leader was contradicting himself. He said some units of the refinery are up and running and on the other hand, he was saying the refinery was selling old stock. Double speaking from his ogogoro joint. Meanwhile, headless mob ran to town with the fake news, celebrating bitterness and negativity. They have allowed anybody to shît on their heads as long as the news is negative.
The only group of people that I can believe when they speak otherwise are the major oil marketers, not one community ogogoro drunkard. The oil marketers are fearless that they'd confront you face to face, Dangote collect from them, Mele Kyari too collect. So far, none of them has come out to say PH refinery is not working, rather they have commended it.


After God, na Tinubu 💪 God bless Nigeria
what the evidence the new and old refinery are integrated into one

The community leader also made claims only four truck were loaded the entire day .... why did soneye not clarify
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Transforming Nigeria Like He Did In Lagos – French President, Macron by iamtoofan: 1:24pm On Nov 29, 2024
tundegan:
Tinubu is the best president Nigeria ever had.

I believe in his vision and I am confident Nigeria will be better at the end of his tenure.
Best president at a time naira is among the worst performing currency

over 50 presidential trips abroad not one single achievement to tie show. shameless people
NYSCRe: A Corps Member Was Allegedly beaten In Ilorin For Not "Greeting Properly" by iamtoofan: 1:02pm On Nov 29, 2024
Ishilove:
I find this hard to believe. Let us hear the full story
what is hard to believe, that she lacked home training or some people can help fix home training wink
NYSCRe: A Corps Member Was Allegedly beaten In Ilorin For Not "Greeting Properly" by iamtoofan: 12:59pm On Nov 29, 2024
Douglad:
A yoruba fool spotted, opinion rightfully rejected
weyrey take a trip to the north and fremch your spouse in public, shey you sabi blow grammar

that folic acid your matter refuse to take when she was carrying you naa hospital bed you go take everything 😂🤣🤣
NYSCRe: A Corps Member Was Allegedly beaten In Ilorin For Not "Greeting Properly" by iamtoofan: 12:52pm On Nov 29, 2024
Douglad:
when you see completely reetard comments like this that looks it was uttered a brain dead dogs, always check their profiles and you will see that it was uttered by a yoruba fool.

it is actually very surprising that these are the group of people that pride themselves as the most sophisticated and enlightened ones in the country yet their foolishness dey very blinding. if truly, these people are the most sophisticated ones, then it is safe to say that the rest of this is so primitive that they eat their own feaces as a hobby. If you can actually justify the beating and stripping of an adult whose only offense happens to be "not greeting properly", then the only thing you are more sophisticated than is the eating of your own shit for lunch.
Alol ! i didnt know foolishness as a tribe, buh my tribe being most sophiscated in Nigeria is evidence enough in growth and advancement of south west.

There is a reason the justice system is bereft of emotional sentiments/positions ...

I am sure before that gurl was beaten some conversation would have ensued, meaning she could have savaged the situation or make ammends, clearly she did not

idiot like you claiming right, you will travel abroad white man will harass you rite on arrival at the airport, anything they say you do, take off ur trouser you obey But in Nigeria nobody can correct you " do you know who i am" a fvcking retard
NYSCRe: A Corps Member Was Allegedly beaten In Ilorin For Not "Greeting Properly" by iamtoofan: 12:36pm On Nov 29, 2024
Douglad:
i am willing to bet that muslims did this nonsense. if nysc does not get to work and prosecute the people that did thing to this girl, they all deserve to get sued and have their institution shut down.

what fuckiing audacity? who give them the guts to do this rubbish?
Nysc cant do shit cos it part of the orientation to respect your host values, tradition and customs

be you a xtain gurl if you serve in some northerner areas you must invibe jihab into your dressing when going to some places ... we need to start begging people to use common sense these days
NYSCRe: A Corps Member Was Allegedly beaten In Ilorin For Not "Greeting Properly" by iamtoofan: 12:30pm On Nov 29, 2024
englishmart:
It's a pity. Imagine beating and stripping a married woman for not greeting properly. That's very backward
when you are in rome behave like roman is that backward to

because you are highly educated/woke you enter mosque for kano with designer croc slippers grin
NYSCRe: A Corps Member Was Allegedly beaten In Ilorin For Not "Greeting Properly" by iamtoofan: 12:27pm On Nov 29, 2024
MadamVanessa:
shocked


They're the most hostile and rudest to their visitors. What is greetings, is greeting food? If she doesn't greet properly what's your business. NYSC shouldn't take this lightly please, those bastards should be fish out and punished severely.

They've power on a vulnerable female corper but Fulani conquered the state, yet they can't do anything. Bunch of uselèss cowards.
when you are in rome .... cheesy

education without common sense is a waste
RomanceRe: Should I Tell Her To Cutoff Her Male Friends? by iamtoofan: 11:25am On Nov 29, 2024
Skooltynz:
There is this girl I am dating recently she has a very big ass she is just 20 and I am 30,as expected many guys are chasing her because of her ass and many of them have become her friends,some are her coursemates,some are her neighbors and some are just random guys toasting her but according to her she is dating none of them.these guys have being her friend of before I even knew her,as we are just 2 weeks into the relationship my plan is to first knack her now that the chemistry is hot and then make rules on how the relationship will be run,and one of the rules is that she will cut off from those male friends because I know their intentions which is to knack her and clean mouth.
but since I am matured I want a lady to settle with in a few years from now so I am giving every girl that comes into my life a chance to see if things will work out between us and I intend giving this one the chance but first I the jealous type I don't like guys touching my girl anyhow
You want a 20 yrs gurl to cut off male attention at the period are existence validate on male attention

She is still in school and seriously expect her to dish all her male friend, for what ?? you that want to sharply knack her as e dey hot

From your submission, you have not even made up your mind she is the one you want to marry and you are already trying to dictate her life.

i have nothing to say to you, i just hope the gurl sees you for who you are
PoliticsRe: How France Received Tinubu Like A Major World Leader - Pics by iamtoofan: 9:15am On Nov 29, 2024
trutharena:
We thank God for the progress we are making.
specific ?? Tinubu has made only Gods knows how many foreign trips, can any of you supporting BAT tie one achievement to those trips, i said just One

Even Tinubu cant stand his own mess thats why he always running away at every chance he get.

propaganda arena that one sef na progress
PoliticsRe: How France Received Tinubu Like A Major World Leader - Pics by iamtoofan: 9:01am On Nov 29, 2024
Salewa97:
Toh

The haters must be sweating profusely now. Na so bad belle dey cause
And how wll Nigerians recieve Tinubu, if give a chance

Will Tinubu re check is popularity in Lagos, The true test of any leader is how is people recieve him,

Tinubu media are scavenging for just anything to score cheap goal cheesy since the govt cant pro create anything meaningful propaganda and lies lo kan 🤣🤣🤣
PoliticsRe: Measuring National Progress, NBS Data, And Scepticism - Bayo Onanuga by iamtoofan: 8:50am On Nov 29, 2024
CSTRR:
Tinubu's men are scanning for any sign of good news like a surgeon scans for rhythm on a comatose patient.
Any little positive news is going to be hyped to the max.

They don't care if it's just a fluke or unsustainable.

They will milk it to the limit.
You get my broda, these people dont want to sow at all, they just want to reap, you cant plant onions and convince people you harvested Apple, these Tinubu people are so lazy upstairs such that even the lies no dey add up , dem no dey try at all
I am happy at how Nigerians reacted to the ph refinery skit, it shows we are advancing, i listened to that local man Dr. abati brought the man knows what he is saying ... let femi soneye or any Nnpc spokeperson challenge the local man directly
PoliticsRe: Measuring National Progress, NBS Data, And Scepticism - Bayo Onanuga by iamtoofan: 8:33am On Nov 29, 2024
morgstreme:
Your ISSUES aren't that difficult..

Let's start with the basics.. English Comprehension is obviously one of your basic personal issues..

You need to first look up extensively and holistically, within the context,of Nigeria,what "Employment" entails.

Then next,go get a refund of your measley school fees.

Go back to your humble Hamlet dwelling peasant origin..

Grow a Beans Plantation..

Beans helps with Brain Development!
you want to make sense but i guess your IQ failed you,
aburo you see you cant give what you dont have cheesy
Tinubu must understand propaganda, lies or deceit is not the only route to governance, awon oloriburuku even @ lies they suck
PoliticsRe: Measuring National Progress, NBS Data, And Scepticism - Bayo Onanuga by iamtoofan: 8:16am On Nov 29, 2024
morgstreme:
Go and "forge" a brain..

You need it BADLY!
A forged brain is as good as fake, whats the point. olodo


These is what we are saying about APC/Tinubu and supporters these people have no penchant for authencity, propaganda, deceit and criminality is there way of life.
PoliticsRe: Measuring National Progress, NBS Data, And Scepticism - Bayo Onanuga by iamtoofan:
In a country where big companies are folding up, even multi national are existing or downsizing, NBS chose these period to announce unemployment as reduced ... how do you even reconcile that with logic or reality.

We know Tinubu to be oluwole pioneer, if he cant get a result he will forge it
PoliticsRe: Oil Business Not Like Selling Cement, Sugar – Fani-Kayode Tackles Dangote by iamtoofan: 7:31am On Nov 29, 2024
Richtaiwo:
Na small small, we go reach there. For gain, there must be pain. Nigerians are strongly behind Tinubu. We Nigerians don't give a damn about some handle mops who want Tinubu to do in Nigeria in one day what their messiah could not do in a small patch of land in 8 years.

Atiku Abubakar and Peter Gringory Obi will cast their votes for Tinubu in 2027, this one sire die.
If you are so sure Nigerians are behind BAT,when next Tinubu he is in lagos let him pass through the crowd like he normally does before he became president.

Just becos you benefit from the govt or you enjoy 5kg Rice as an APc member doesnt mean you can come online cover up Nigerians disappointment in tinubu


Propaganda and lies wont change anything
FamilyRe: Which Gas Table-top Cooker Should I Buy? by iamtoofan: 7:21am On Nov 29, 2024
fineboynl:
normal once na
Go to where they sell used imported kitchen utensils, there is these particular gas top not flat at all, big and it uses battery.

or you go for the silver gas top with four burners, very flat, you can build a box stand to host it


you can find any these two from same shop
HealthRe: What's Your Sleeping Position? by iamtoofan: 7:10am On Nov 29, 2024
i am simply 3 , 7
PoliticsRe: PH Refinery: PETROAN President Faults Critics On 'Blending', Commends NNPC by iamtoofan: 10:02pm On Nov 28, 2024
PressMyButton:
Blending is a refining process that involves converting a blend of various crude oil components to achieve a specific specification. It is a standard practice all over the world, there's no refinery that does not involve blending as part of refining processes. But when some ignorant and illiterate people hear the word "blending", they think we're talking about how they mix agbo together in Nigeria. The quality of Education in Nigeria leaves much to be desired. Rather than do your own findings, you turn yourself into headless mob, waiting for some people to do the thinking for you and shitting into your skull.


After God, na Tinubu 💪 God bless Nigeria.
There is no peace for lier, night and day you havd to shalaye and find more lies to cover up

NIgerians have woken up to realize Apc and Tinubu modus operandi is "propaganda" ... as a matter of discovery the whole ph refinery is facade like Nigeria airline Apc shamelessly commissioned

We can never trust a drug baron that lied, e lo fii okan ba le, a ma gbe waa lè but instead increased virtually everything, .... useless govt
PoliticsRe: PH Refinery: NNPC Loaded Old Stock, Not Fresh Products– Host Community Secretary by iamtoofan: 7:21pm On Nov 28, 2024
LegendHero:
I remember people also said Dangote was selling imported PMS then too.

Let’s give it one more month. We will know who is telling the lie between NNPC and the people criticizing them.

At least old stock cannot be flowing for a full month consistently.
You wanna trust a man that said, e lo fii okan bale a maa gbe waa lè ... instead he took everything to the sky

or Is it Nnpc that declare profit and ran back to tell Nigerians they are owing huge debt.

keep waiting
RomanceRe: She Will Try To Dominate You by iamtoofan: 6:13pm On Nov 28, 2024
"She will try to make you angry so that you can make statements that she can hold against since there’s no rational reason behind her anger and tantrums ".. 100

i just love my nature, i can count the words i say verbally per day
FashionRe: As A Nigerian Man, Here's How Many Times You Should Change Your Boxers by iamtoofan: 3:41pm On Nov 28, 2024
MadamVanessa:
shocked


I am not a man, but if men are to change boxers three times a day which is not bad , I root for this if it's possible, then women like us needs to change pants Upto twenty times a day.

The discharge and constant changes in women's vagina a day is more worse than what men are facing. While men are mostly affected by sweats and maybe drop of urine, women are affected by a lot of things which me as woman feels so uncomfortable to say it out.
i cant believe what i am about to say; Thank you
PoliticsRe: Gov Adeleke Rolls On Floor, Sheds Tears During Second Anniversary Speech (video) by iamtoofan: 11:01am On Nov 28, 2024
A cheap ploy to save face,

our micheal jackson is lesson to Nigerians even so called choice of the people can be a mega disappointment
with the kind of politics and people we have vested in politics, the worst of us are assembled to rule
Science/TechnologyRe: Who Has Used This Solar Device Before? by iamtoofan: 10:37am On Nov 28, 2024
timmydrogba:
OP I got this one for our home since last and it has 6 lamps and a charging port. It charges my phone but I don’t use to plug my power bank there cos it’s 20000mah and I don’t use to charge all the time. Of course it’s paid subscription. You will definitely enjoy this one and for those saying it spoils phone do you know sunking has the one that powers tv and gotv/dstv at the expense of the solar and you’re telling me it spoils phone. If it can power the then whats a phone ? FYI this is not the one that powers tv this is just the one I got last year. 👍🏼
if subscription is not an issue instead of the sunking it is better to go for the mtn solar box ... it is reliable to charge all phones, laptop, and can power 24 inch tv with dstv/gotv decoders comes with bulb But you must recharge monthly.

My friend as being using his own over 6years now
Science/TechnologyRe: Who Has Used This Solar Device Before? by iamtoofan: 10:30am On Nov 28, 2024
Bea1234:
Yes, it has. I just want to know if it's original as portrayed on jumia. I only need it for my 5,000 mah phone and 30kmah power only. I no need light

I just want to know if I can use it to charge my phone directly from the sunlight
I take it you are novice, that solar lamp you postdoes not measure up to the capacity that can charge a phone with 5000mah

When we talk of charging .. output matters and it ranges from 5v : 2.0,2.1, 2.4 and 3.0a (max) these are range of output that can successfully charge an andriod phone or iphone

check that lamp output description, it cant be more than 5v : 500ma or 1. (max) you phone will display charging but will take forever.

with a 5000mah battery, getting a good power bank like anker or mi 20000 mah covers you for than a day ..
PoliticsRe: Port Harcourt Refinery: Tinubu Is A Jinx Breaker, Says Mayor Akpodoro by iamtoofan: 9:58am On Nov 28, 2024
PressMyButton:
Why couldn't other past presidents fix the same 60,000 capacity in 30 years?
PH refinery is a refinery, it is refining crude oil.
Bitter Obidient, I feel your pains.
other president choose not fix the refinery, maybe because they dont find it viable to run a refinery on propaganda

Remember how Buhari/Apc made up Nigerian airlines to decieve Nigerians, something other past president did not do to us

You say ph is refining crude buh people you are defending are claiming Ph refinery is setup to blend pms .. see how confuse you people are

with APC Nigerians just have to bear in mind there is no short cut to gather headliner or short term praise that Tinubu & rogues in his govt wont take to fool Nigerians.

since the Ph refinery came up pick out one thing that make sense, is it production, pricing or what huh
PoliticsRe: Port Harcourt Refinery: Tinubu Is A Jinx Breaker, Says Mayor Akpodoro by iamtoofan: 9:12am On Nov 28, 2024
PressMyButton:
By the time all four refineries are completed and Ajaokuta steel comes back alive, Jagaban will return unopposed in 2027.

After God, na Tinubu 💪
if it takes Tinubu govt two years to fix a 60000 capacity ph refinery what is the probability he will fix 3 refineries plus ajaokuta before 2027

Have you seen Nigerians respond to the ph refinery update, do you see happiness or jubilation, under two days Ph refinery have being expose to blend and not have pricing model, how can you produce and not have a price, how do you explain govt refinery price higher than Dangote price


And you think Nigerians will stupidly vote A punisher like Tinubu that as only made Life a living hell for Nigerians from day one

You cant look at Tinubu govt n make sense of anything, what will Tinubu tell us in 2027 a maa gbe wa lè abi .. Tinubu will rot in hell rite after the devil

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