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this is hilarious

Lol!
Dem no get joy!
lalasticlala ishilove obynoscopy

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this is hilarious

Lol!
Dem no get joy!
lalasticlala ishilove obynoscopy

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Source: http://timenaija.com/forum2_theme_112246298.xhtml?tema=122

wow! nice flick! I am in love.

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After her previously released video titled “Baby Mama” , Northside Inc. female dance hall act, Cynthia Morgan releases the video to “Olowo” which is obviously a continuation to her previous creative masterpiece.
Enjoy the Clarence Peters directed flick below

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your views mah people

DJ VIRUS

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Who among us remember the following?

1.) I will reduce fuel price to 45naira per liter.
2.) There will be free education at all level.
3.) I will pay 23million Nigerians 5k monthly.
4.) I will increase minimum wage and place every graduate in salary for extra 1year after their youth service.
5.) I will stop importation of refined products.
6.) I will revive all our refinery in my first one year in office and build more to produce more for our domestic consumption.
7.) I will crush bokoharam in my first 3months in office.
8.) I will create 20,000 jobs in my first 3months in office.
9) Free School Lunch
That was our President's Fantastic promises to Nigerians.
How are you enjoying the FANTASTIC CHANGE?
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cc: lalasticlala ishilove obynoscopy mynd44

wullop

written by: DJ Virus


1. You drive by when you're in need of money.
You see a bank with nobody at the atm.
you rush in.

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2. You can boldly see [OUT OF SERVICE]
Then you clean your eyes and check again
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3. but, you have to go to the bank with long queue
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4. You See The Long Queue
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5. No other choice, you join the queue
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6. After waiting for 30mins, someone comes to tell you he was here before you
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7. You'll be like, oga, no provoke me
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8. Then, people on the queue start supporting the man. so you have to make way for the man. but, withdrawing 1k will not waste time naa

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9. Then, you see people with more than 4 ATM cards
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10. But, you still keep cool and wait for you turn
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12. An ovaSabi guy just walks in and thinks everybody queuing is a fool. he decides to use the atm with nobody on it. on inserting his card, you wave him
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13. ATM swallows his card, you're like
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14.He then walks into the bank to go and complain

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15. Finally, you're the next person to withdraw, but that pretty lady wants to withdraw all the money in the ATM
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16. She calls bank security to come help her on the ATM machine

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17. You finally step out to withdraw
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18. YOU WITHDRAW AND DANCE YOUR WAY HOME
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I just got followed on Instagram by a very top Nigerian Celebrity!


What does this mean?

meanwhile I'm an upcoming DJ and I praised him for his latest single and begged him to check my profile.

Then he followed me!

so this man can't just sit down at a place!

okay, we hear you

In a new interview, YBNL’s princess, Temmie Ovwasa talked about what fame and music would cost her.
The singer said:-

“My biggest fear right now is, I wont have my privacy anymore and I’m the kind of person that likes to lock herself up and just…..but basically, I’m just gonna be like ‘oh my face is gonna be everywhere’’. It would be nice because, I’ve wanted the world to hear my voice…….but sometimes you just want to be alone like ‘leave me alone.”
lalasticlala

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Source: http://timenaija.com/ybnls-princess-temmie-ovwasa-i-wont-have-my-privacy-anymore/

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mynd44 corrected

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lalasticlala mynd44

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Below is the exchange rates as of today Yesterday it was …today it’s ! Wow!

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Source: http://timenaija.com/i/2016/05/07/todays-exchange-rate-see-here/

lovely! joor

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The footballer, who plays for S.S. Lazio of Italy will be marrying his heartthrob, Sandra Ogunsuyi on June 18th in Lagos. This are photos from their pre-wedding shoot. More when you continue…


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Source: http://timenaija.com/i/2016/05/06/super-eagles-player-onazi-ogenyis-pre-wedding-shoot/

OAP, freeze! lovely

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OAP Freeze wrote an open letter to Tiwa Savage following revelations she made yesterday in an interview about her marriage to Teebillz. Read what he wrote below…
Dear Tiwa,
I have nothing but love for you, but after I watched all 45 mins of your interview…. ..Tiwa, I know it hurts when a relationship breaks down, and those accusations T Billz made were extremely hurtful, nonetheless, I believe you could have employed caution when responding, since according to you, he was unstable and suicidal.
In law, if for instance, you walk in on your man in bed with another woman and you shoot him on the spot, you could get a lighter sentence, if your legal counsel argues provocation. On the flip side, if you walk out of the scene to get a gun and then launch an attack, it’s now considered premeditated.
The fact that you granted a ‘pitch perfect’ interview, with a flawless visual background and superb audio quality, in my opinion looks a bit premeditated.
If you had denied all his accusations and asked to swear on ayelala or amadioha or sango as against the lie detector test, since on no instance has a polygraph ever been used in Nigeria, and if afterwards you had requested for privacy, as you deal with such a sensitive issue, this matter would have been laid to rest. How are you going to tell Nigerians not to talk about issues you ‘used your own hand’ to make public? This could only serve to further delay your healing.
Even though my prayer is for your issues to be resolved and for joy to return to your home, the breakdown of a marriage is not the end of the world, I have been through it and my world did not end. However, do you realize that the interview you gave could lead to the end of TJ’s world? Who is now going to hire, work with, or have any business dealings with an unstable, adulterous, fraudulent, cocaine sniffer who cannot manage money and has his priorities misplaced? Whether you like it or not, that is what the interview has delineated him to be. In furtherance to this, if he was suicidal before, this interview is only going to make him even more suicidal!
I know you both love Jamil so in all this drama, lets be very careful to shield him, as the Internet never forgets and his friends and classmates will always have his father’s tweets along with your interview as points of reference.
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Source: http://timenaija.com/i/2016/04/30/oap-freeze-writes-open-letter-to-tiwa-savage/

ediblespices lol who can read my mind?

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Owner of Edible Spices, Anuoluwapo Adebanjo, has revealed how she was chosen to design the Queen Elizabeth’s 90th birthday cake for the British High Commission in Lagos.
She shared the post below on her Facebook page :

“YOU are not man that YOU should lie…over 10 years ago, God gave me a dream bigger than my capacity, I have never tried to figure it out, I serve a great and mighty God, I just knew I had to wait for the right time… He told me I won’t have to beg for it, neither will I pay my way to success(and my pride began, yes I’m proud, I have the backing of the Greatest God) all I needed to do was just to rest and believe in his mighty words. I have been told severally to send cake samples to some celebrities for hype(yes it’s good when you are building a brand) but I don’t believe in it, I believe if my work is good enough, with God, kings, celebrities will sought after my brand not for self pity (if I have to send to a top person I admire, i’ll do with no strings attached, I do some anonymously anyways, you might be the next person..lol)
I have gotten several requests from media houses to pay for news paper publications/Tv interviews so that I can be featured (it’s good for business but I won’t do that maybe for now). It has never been about fame and quick money(those who know me can testify) I believe in process, I know God wants to take me through a part only him will take glory for… some people ask how can a self taught cake maker be this good? Well I have told you severally I’m God taught, I don’t rely on my own understanding, my self and the Holy Spirit hold hands when I’m working on a cake ( this is my secret o trust me). So I was contacted last week to Make a Cake for the Queen’s Birthday Party, I had no idea what the design would be until yesterday evening… I was told dignitaries have been taking pictures of the cake at the British deputy high commissioner’s residence, A great achievement! To God alone be the glory. I’m not where God wants me to be yet but I’m grateful I’m following through bitter-sweet process.
Happy 90th birthday to Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth ll
#ediblespices#gratefultoGodforall#heseestheheartandherewardsaccordingly” .
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Danish aid worker, Anja Ringgin Loven shared new photos of Hope who was left for dead in Uyo, Akwa Ibom State after being branded a witch.

“Today its exactly 3 months ago since David and I and our team found Hope in a village, naked, alone and almost dead ! Sometimes I think Im dreaming because its truly a miracle that this little boy survived” she wrote alongside new photos of the little boy and another photo taken on the day he was rescued.

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Source: http://timenaija.com/i/2016/04/30/happy-new-photos-of-hope-the-boy-branded-a-witch/

seen

so true